The best lady boss
Chapter 1525: Teasing Duanmu Lili
Dizzy, Yang Mu turned around and saw that Duanmu Lili couldn't help but squirmed, and almost hit her right leg. Moreover, after squirming, Duanmu Lili's body became weaker, making Yang Mu almost It was the exhaustion of all the strength in breastfeeding that managed to support her.
Regarding this matter, Yang Mu did not expect that Yang Yesheng's medicine was so effective that it made the two of them look like this, not to mention Duanmu Lili, even that fake girl is now all over the place , lying powerlessly on the ground.
Yang Mu finally understood why Yang Yesheng left so confidently. First, he was absolutely sure that once this fake girl took his medicine, she would never have the slightest power to resist.Secondly, it's the stench. Yang Yesheng already knew that this would happen, so he didn't stay here to smell the smell of fart and excrement all over the room.
However, Yang Yesheng could ignore it, but Yang Mu couldn't ignore it, so he could only resist the smell, and tried his best to push Duanmu Lili out of the main room.
However, the effect of Yang Yesheng's medicine is indeed too powerful, Yang Mu really couldn't laugh or cry when it made the two of them look like this, besides, Yang Yesheng has disappeared now, the antidote, Yang Yesheng ran away, Yang Mu went to get the antidote.
After pushing Duanmu Lili to the yard with all his might, Yang Mu was so tired that he was sweating all over his body. Without much strength, he fell to the ground together with Duanmu Lili, gasping for breath.
Although Duanmu Lili had severe diarrhea, his mind was very clear, he knew what he had done just now, and the shame in his heart, it was the first time he had done this since he was so old.
Moreover, Duanmu Lili also understood in his heart that the two bowls of rice just now were obviously one for the fake girl and one for her. This was calculated by Yang Yesheng, and after making her lose such a big shame, Deliberately drifting away without giving her the antidote.
Yang Yesheng, Duanmu Lili had already hated Yang Yesheng to the extreme in his heart, thinking to himself, this guy must have arrived long ago, he never rescued them, but waited for them to take off their clothes before making a move. She lost such a big person.
However, hate turns into hatred, but Duanmu Lili knew that Yang Yesheng had to resolve her embarrassing situation, so she said weakly: "Sister Yang Mu... sister, you... you should call and let... that bastard Come back... come back, give... give me the antidote."
Only then did Yang Mu realize that the root cause of the problem was to find Yang Yesheng, so he hurriedly answered, turned around and went back to the room, picked up his cell phone, and dialed Yang Yesheng's number.
However, the cell phone rang suddenly in the yard. Yang Mu was taken aback, and turned around in a hurry, only to find that Yang Yesheng had appeared beside Duanmu Lili at some point, and he was still covering his nose with his eyebrows straightened. wrinkle.
Yang Mu was overjoyed, and hurriedly walked outside, only to see Yang Yesheng suddenly take a picture of Duanmu Lili with his mobile phone, he couldn't help feeling ashamed and angry, and slowed down a bit, worried that Yang Yesheng would meet Suddenly took a picture of her too.
This guy, Yang Yesheng, has never played cards regardless of common sense. Yang Mu knows him very well. This guy really dared to take pictures of her.
However, after Yang Yesheng took pictures of Duanmu Lili, he didn't take any more pictures of Yang Mu. Instead, he put away his phone and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, if I wanted to take pictures of you, I would have already done so. Today, by the way, go to the kitchen and get a glass of warm water, the bigger the better, as long as you let her drink it, the diarrhea will stop immediately."
A glass of warm water?
Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, can a cup of warm water cure it?
However, it was Yang Yesheng who said this, and Yang Mu couldn't believe it, so he immediately turned around and went back to the kitchen to serve warm water.
After hearing what Yang Yesheng said to Yang Mu just now, Duanmu Lili also felt relieved, but then remembered that Yang Yesheng took a picture of her current appearance just now. : "Yang Yesheng, delete that photo for me, otherwise, I will never end with you."
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Delete what? I didn't take a picture just now, just to scare you. Did you see the flash light?"
"I..." Duanmu Lili was speechless for a moment, the flash of Yang Yesheng's phone did not flash just now, and she didn't know whether Yang Yesheng took a picture just now.
Duanmu Lili snorted and said, "Then bring your phone and let me have a look."
"Why, I'll let you see it if you say so. How shameless I am." Yang Yesheng immediately shook his head, took a step back, and said, "Anyway, I didn't take pictures. Believe it or not."
When Yang Yesheng said this, Duanmu Lili naturally believed that Yang Yesheng took the photo, and said angrily: "My surname is Yang, you can honestly give me the phone, otherwise, I want you to look good."
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "How about this, Duanmu Lili, let's make a bet."
Duanmu Lili was taken aback, and asked: "What bet?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said, "If I don't have your photo on my phone, I've won, otherwise, I've lost."
This bet can be played, at least it can be confirmed whether Yang Yesheng's phone has her photo, Duanmu Lili nodded without hesitation, and suddenly thought of another thing, how can there be no bet in the bet, so he asked: "What if you lose, what if you win?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "If I lose, I'll delete the photo right away, if you still don't get over it, you can drop my phone, and after you get over the poison, beat me up again, how about it? "
Duanmu Lili thought for a while, nodded and said: "Yes, but what if I lose?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "If you lose, then put on a pose and let me take two good photos, but don't worry, I will only save the photos on my phone and never upload them."
"You..." Duanmu Lili never expected that Yang Yesheng would make such a bet, so he couldn't help being anxious and angry, and was speechless for a while.
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Aren't you ready to bet? Well, I don't care, just treat it as a loss for me. Well, Yang Mu is here, you should drink water quickly."
"You..." Duanmu Lili was so angry that he wished he could kick Yang Yesheng's head into pieces immediately, pointing at Yang Yesheng with his right hand, trembling with anger.
At this time, Yang Mu also came to the front. Hearing the conversation between Yang Yesheng and Duanmu Lili, he couldn't help being angry and funny. He hurried to the front, squatted down, and said, "Come on, Li Li, drink the water."
Duanmu Lili was angry with Yang Ye, but he would not give his body any anger, so he hurriedly caught the big bowl, drank it all, then wiped his mouth, handed the empty bowl to Yang Mu, and was about to speak , Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "One bowl is not enough, another bowl, otherwise, if the toxin stays in the body, it will cause damage to the body."
"..." Duanmu Lili hiccupped. Hearing what Yang Yesheng said, a black line appeared on his forehead. Another bowl, it would be too much to eat, but Yang Yesheng said so, Duanmu Lili I dare not stop drinking, otherwise, if there are any sequelae, it will be bad.
After a while, Yang Mu came over with another bowl of water, Duanmu Lili had no choice but to take it, and drank it again, but this time the speed was much slower than last time.
After drinking this bowl, Duanmu Lili instinctively looked at Yang Yesheng, worried that he would say something to drink another bowl, but Yang Yesheng didn't open his mouth, which made Duanmu Lili feel relieved.
However, when Yang Mu put the bowl on the ground and was about to help Duanmu Lili get up, Yang Yesheng suddenly said "Aiya", which caused Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili to be stunned, and they both looked at Yang Yesheng.
Yang Yesheng said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I forgot one thing, warm water alone is not enough, you need to add a spoonful of vinegar, Yang Mu, go and get two more bowls of warm water, remember Put a spoonful of vinegar in each."
After Duanmu Lili heard this, he almost fainted. He had another two bowls. This bastard definitely tricked me on purpose.
But Duanmu Lili also understood in his heart that the two bowls of boiled water just now were regarded as free, and the two bowls of water with vinegar were the real antidote.
"You..." The anger in Duanmu Lili's heart almost exploded his lungs, he glared at Yang Yesheng angrily, as if he was about to eat him.
Yang Yesheng shrugged and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. I was too worried about you just now, so I ignored the most important point. I'm sorry."
How could Duanmu Lili believe his nonsense, he glared at Yang Yesheng, gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "I still...need...something, together...finish."
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "I'm so sorry, that's all, nothing else, Yang Mu, remember, a spoonful of vinegar, don't forget, otherwise, you can't blame me."
Yang Mu also noticed the smell, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Li Li, Ye Sheng didn't do it on purpose, just wait, I'll bring you two more bowls of water."
Even Yang Mu supported Yang Yesheng, Duanmu Lili felt even more aggrieved, the circles of his eyes immediately turned red, and he was almost on the verge of tears.
Yang Yesheng also felt that it was a bit too much, he teased Duanmu Lili a bit too much, but the real antidote was indeed to add a spoonful of vinegar, even if Yang Yesheng felt a little guilty, he could only do nothing about it.
Yang Mu went back to the house, and Yang Yesheng felt a little uncomfortable facing Duanmu Lili's angry eyes, so he also went back to the house.
When Yang Mu returned to the room, he gave up breathing and used the fastest speed to complete the action of catching water before taking a breath. After all, the smell was really bad.
But Yang Yesheng doesn't need it, he can lock his airway at will and breathe through pores, even if he stays in the room for an hour or two, he won't smell the slightest bit of bad smell.
At this time, the fake girl has already stretched out of shape, and the bottom of the body is covered with yellow and sparse things. Although the body has no strength, it still continues to pull.
Yang Yesheng looked at the half-dead look of the fake girl, and sneered in his heart, boy, you dare to play Yang Mu's idea, you are so impatient.
With a sound of "whoosh", Yang Yesheng threw out a small iron ball and hit the fake girl's body, causing the fake girl to faint immediately.
When Yang Mu went out with a bowl of water, Yang Yesheng told the two female blood servants hiding on the stairs on the second floor: "Take this guy out and bury him alive."
Regarding this matter, Yang Mu did not expect that Yang Yesheng's medicine was so effective that it made the two of them look like this, not to mention Duanmu Lili, even that fake girl is now all over the place , lying powerlessly on the ground.
Yang Mu finally understood why Yang Yesheng left so confidently. First, he was absolutely sure that once this fake girl took his medicine, she would never have the slightest power to resist.Secondly, it's the stench. Yang Yesheng already knew that this would happen, so he didn't stay here to smell the smell of fart and excrement all over the room.
However, Yang Yesheng could ignore it, but Yang Mu couldn't ignore it, so he could only resist the smell, and tried his best to push Duanmu Lili out of the main room.
However, the effect of Yang Yesheng's medicine is indeed too powerful, Yang Mu really couldn't laugh or cry when it made the two of them look like this, besides, Yang Yesheng has disappeared now, the antidote, Yang Yesheng ran away, Yang Mu went to get the antidote.
After pushing Duanmu Lili to the yard with all his might, Yang Mu was so tired that he was sweating all over his body. Without much strength, he fell to the ground together with Duanmu Lili, gasping for breath.
Although Duanmu Lili had severe diarrhea, his mind was very clear, he knew what he had done just now, and the shame in his heart, it was the first time he had done this since he was so old.
Moreover, Duanmu Lili also understood in his heart that the two bowls of rice just now were obviously one for the fake girl and one for her. This was calculated by Yang Yesheng, and after making her lose such a big shame, Deliberately drifting away without giving her the antidote.
Yang Yesheng, Duanmu Lili had already hated Yang Yesheng to the extreme in his heart, thinking to himself, this guy must have arrived long ago, he never rescued them, but waited for them to take off their clothes before making a move. She lost such a big person.
However, hate turns into hatred, but Duanmu Lili knew that Yang Yesheng had to resolve her embarrassing situation, so she said weakly: "Sister Yang Mu... sister, you... you should call and let... that bastard Come back... come back, give... give me the antidote."
Only then did Yang Mu realize that the root cause of the problem was to find Yang Yesheng, so he hurriedly answered, turned around and went back to the room, picked up his cell phone, and dialed Yang Yesheng's number.
However, the cell phone rang suddenly in the yard. Yang Mu was taken aback, and turned around in a hurry, only to find that Yang Yesheng had appeared beside Duanmu Lili at some point, and he was still covering his nose with his eyebrows straightened. wrinkle.
Yang Mu was overjoyed, and hurriedly walked outside, only to see Yang Yesheng suddenly take a picture of Duanmu Lili with his mobile phone, he couldn't help feeling ashamed and angry, and slowed down a bit, worried that Yang Yesheng would meet Suddenly took a picture of her too.
This guy, Yang Yesheng, has never played cards regardless of common sense. Yang Mu knows him very well. This guy really dared to take pictures of her.
However, after Yang Yesheng took pictures of Duanmu Lili, he didn't take any more pictures of Yang Mu. Instead, he put away his phone and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, if I wanted to take pictures of you, I would have already done so. Today, by the way, go to the kitchen and get a glass of warm water, the bigger the better, as long as you let her drink it, the diarrhea will stop immediately."
A glass of warm water?
Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, can a cup of warm water cure it?
However, it was Yang Yesheng who said this, and Yang Mu couldn't believe it, so he immediately turned around and went back to the kitchen to serve warm water.
After hearing what Yang Yesheng said to Yang Mu just now, Duanmu Lili also felt relieved, but then remembered that Yang Yesheng took a picture of her current appearance just now. : "Yang Yesheng, delete that photo for me, otherwise, I will never end with you."
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Delete what? I didn't take a picture just now, just to scare you. Did you see the flash light?"
"I..." Duanmu Lili was speechless for a moment, the flash of Yang Yesheng's phone did not flash just now, and she didn't know whether Yang Yesheng took a picture just now.
Duanmu Lili snorted and said, "Then bring your phone and let me have a look."
"Why, I'll let you see it if you say so. How shameless I am." Yang Yesheng immediately shook his head, took a step back, and said, "Anyway, I didn't take pictures. Believe it or not."
When Yang Yesheng said this, Duanmu Lili naturally believed that Yang Yesheng took the photo, and said angrily: "My surname is Yang, you can honestly give me the phone, otherwise, I want you to look good."
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "How about this, Duanmu Lili, let's make a bet."
Duanmu Lili was taken aback, and asked: "What bet?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said, "If I don't have your photo on my phone, I've won, otherwise, I've lost."
This bet can be played, at least it can be confirmed whether Yang Yesheng's phone has her photo, Duanmu Lili nodded without hesitation, and suddenly thought of another thing, how can there be no bet in the bet, so he asked: "What if you lose, what if you win?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "If I lose, I'll delete the photo right away, if you still don't get over it, you can drop my phone, and after you get over the poison, beat me up again, how about it? "
Duanmu Lili thought for a while, nodded and said: "Yes, but what if I lose?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "If you lose, then put on a pose and let me take two good photos, but don't worry, I will only save the photos on my phone and never upload them."
"You..." Duanmu Lili never expected that Yang Yesheng would make such a bet, so he couldn't help being anxious and angry, and was speechless for a while.
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Aren't you ready to bet? Well, I don't care, just treat it as a loss for me. Well, Yang Mu is here, you should drink water quickly."
"You..." Duanmu Lili was so angry that he wished he could kick Yang Yesheng's head into pieces immediately, pointing at Yang Yesheng with his right hand, trembling with anger.
At this time, Yang Mu also came to the front. Hearing the conversation between Yang Yesheng and Duanmu Lili, he couldn't help being angry and funny. He hurried to the front, squatted down, and said, "Come on, Li Li, drink the water."
Duanmu Lili was angry with Yang Ye, but he would not give his body any anger, so he hurriedly caught the big bowl, drank it all, then wiped his mouth, handed the empty bowl to Yang Mu, and was about to speak , Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "One bowl is not enough, another bowl, otherwise, if the toxin stays in the body, it will cause damage to the body."
"..." Duanmu Lili hiccupped. Hearing what Yang Yesheng said, a black line appeared on his forehead. Another bowl, it would be too much to eat, but Yang Yesheng said so, Duanmu Lili I dare not stop drinking, otherwise, if there are any sequelae, it will be bad.
After a while, Yang Mu came over with another bowl of water, Duanmu Lili had no choice but to take it, and drank it again, but this time the speed was much slower than last time.
After drinking this bowl, Duanmu Lili instinctively looked at Yang Yesheng, worried that he would say something to drink another bowl, but Yang Yesheng didn't open his mouth, which made Duanmu Lili feel relieved.
However, when Yang Mu put the bowl on the ground and was about to help Duanmu Lili get up, Yang Yesheng suddenly said "Aiya", which caused Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili to be stunned, and they both looked at Yang Yesheng.
Yang Yesheng said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I forgot one thing, warm water alone is not enough, you need to add a spoonful of vinegar, Yang Mu, go and get two more bowls of warm water, remember Put a spoonful of vinegar in each."
After Duanmu Lili heard this, he almost fainted. He had another two bowls. This bastard definitely tricked me on purpose.
But Duanmu Lili also understood in his heart that the two bowls of boiled water just now were regarded as free, and the two bowls of water with vinegar were the real antidote.
"You..." The anger in Duanmu Lili's heart almost exploded his lungs, he glared at Yang Yesheng angrily, as if he was about to eat him.
Yang Yesheng shrugged and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. I was too worried about you just now, so I ignored the most important point. I'm sorry."
How could Duanmu Lili believe his nonsense, he glared at Yang Yesheng, gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "I still...need...something, together...finish."
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "I'm so sorry, that's all, nothing else, Yang Mu, remember, a spoonful of vinegar, don't forget, otherwise, you can't blame me."
Yang Mu also noticed the smell, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Li Li, Ye Sheng didn't do it on purpose, just wait, I'll bring you two more bowls of water."
Even Yang Mu supported Yang Yesheng, Duanmu Lili felt even more aggrieved, the circles of his eyes immediately turned red, and he was almost on the verge of tears.
Yang Yesheng also felt that it was a bit too much, he teased Duanmu Lili a bit too much, but the real antidote was indeed to add a spoonful of vinegar, even if Yang Yesheng felt a little guilty, he could only do nothing about it.
Yang Mu went back to the house, and Yang Yesheng felt a little uncomfortable facing Duanmu Lili's angry eyes, so he also went back to the house.
When Yang Mu returned to the room, he gave up breathing and used the fastest speed to complete the action of catching water before taking a breath. After all, the smell was really bad.
But Yang Yesheng doesn't need it, he can lock his airway at will and breathe through pores, even if he stays in the room for an hour or two, he won't smell the slightest bit of bad smell.
At this time, the fake girl has already stretched out of shape, and the bottom of the body is covered with yellow and sparse things. Although the body has no strength, it still continues to pull.
Yang Yesheng looked at the half-dead look of the fake girl, and sneered in his heart, boy, you dare to play Yang Mu's idea, you are so impatient.
With a sound of "whoosh", Yang Yesheng threw out a small iron ball and hit the fake girl's body, causing the fake girl to faint immediately.
When Yang Mu went out with a bowl of water, Yang Yesheng told the two female blood servants hiding on the stairs on the second floor: "Take this guy out and bury him alive."
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