The best lady boss
Chapter 946
In fact, it's not that Liu He didn't think of this, after all, the sound of farting is very familiar in life.
It's just that Yang Yesheng's fart was too long, and it didn't stop. From the time he started accelerating until he passed Liu He and was ahead of Liu He, it took about ten seconds, but how can there be a long fart of more than ten seconds? So after having this idea, Liu He immediately denied it.
There is also a crucial factor, that is, how much power can the fart have, can it increase the power of the motorcycle by half?
But Yang Yesheng did it. He opened his mouth and kept sucking in air. Under the action of the seven-color beads string, it was transformed into a fart, accompanied by a huge momentum, which increased his speed by half.
If I told this to anyone, I am afraid no one would believe it, because if a person’s farts really have such a strong motivation and can be released continuously for a long time, wouldn’t it be possible for him to soar into the sky while sitting on the ground and farting? up.
For some unknown reason, Liu He was unwilling to admit defeat just like that. After all, the bet was on his wife. If he lost, he would have to hand over his wife to someone else. Moreover, his wife doesn't know anything about it now. God.
However, no matter how hard Liu He tried, he still couldn't catch up with Yang Yesheng, and the distance was getting farther and farther away, making him so anxious that he was sweating all over, but he could only stare blankly.
Suddenly, Liu He's heart skipped a beat, he hurriedly slowed down the car, made a U-turn abruptly, and went back the same way.
The track for drag racing motorcycles is actually a line, about [-] kilometers, and then turn back, adding up to [-] kilometers. At [-] kilometers away from the starting line, there is a red flag, which is the turning point.
Usually, when everyone races motorcycles, the prizes are not big, that is, eating, singing, and so on. It doesn’t cost much, so everyone abides by the rules during the race, and they won’t turn back until they reach the turn-back point.
However, this time the gamble was too high, and Liu He couldn't afford it, so he cheated and turned back about seven or eight kilometers away from the turning point.
Liu He thought to himself, hum, I was the one who took the lead at the start, and no one would suspect anything when I go back later. Even if the surname Yang said that I was cheating, I just have to die and refuse to admit it, and he can't do anything to me. So, hum, big deal, in the end I pretended to be magnanimous and just canceled the bet on my own initiative, I guess the surname Yang would not object.
At this time, Liu He didn't dare to think about going to Tie Yulan anymore, he was already good enough to keep his wife.
"Ah..." Seeing Liu He rushing over first, Tie Yulan's face immediately changed color, and she was shocked. She had expected this result, but what she hoped more was that Yang Yesheng would be the first one as he said. come back.
The bald man sighed and said, "Tie Jiaoniang, there is nothing I can do. Mr. Yang lost, and I can't help you."
"I..." Tie Yulan regretted it to death. If she had known this, she shouldn't have trusted Yang Yesheng so much. This is good. She didn't object to the bet just now, and it's too late to object now.
"I won." Quickly rushed over, Liu He slammed on the brakes, parked the motorcycle, got off and walked towards the bald head, said something lightly, without any joy on his face.
The bald head felt a little strange. It is said that Liu He won the game, but there was no excitement on his face. This is not Liu He's character at all.
After about ten seconds, Yang Yesheng's figure began to appear, suddenly, at a speed of 110 yards per hour, and Yang Yesheng also returned.
"You..." When Yang Yesheng walked over with a good motorcycle, still smiling, Tie Yulan was so angry that she said angrily, "Yang Yesheng, you did a good job, you...you are just... ..."
Yang Yesheng didn't blame Tie Yulan's attitude at all, and said with a smile, "What's wrong with me, I won, Liu He's wife is mine now."
Tie Yulan said angrily: "Are you confused? Liu He was ten seconds earlier than you."
In drag racing competitions, the general difference is only one or two seconds, and if there is a difference of five seconds, it is basically a complete defeat, but the difference between Yang Yesheng and Liu He is ten seconds, which has already broken the drag racing club. recorded.
Yang Yesheng asked Liu He with a smile, "Old Liu, how are you doing? Do you admit defeat?"
Liu He felt guilty, but he couldn't show it. He raised his chest and said loudly, "Everyone will see who loses. Obviously, I came back before you. How could I lose?"
The bald head also sighed and said: "Yes, Mr. Yang, if you lose, you lose. Even Tie Jiaoniang admits it, so why do you need to argue again?"
Yang Yesheng refused to admit defeat, which made the group of people despise him. After all, this is a taboo of the drag racing club. They can't be willing to gamble and admit defeat. It's just that they dare not make a fuss because of Yang Yesheng's status, otherwise, Yang Yesheng must have been beaten by the gang.
Yang Yesheng laughed and said: "Liu He, tell the truth, if you tell the truth now, I will just sleep your wife for one night and then return it to you, otherwise, hehe, your wife will be with you for the rest of her life There is no fate, ah, yes, I remembered, my family still lacks a housekeeper, and your wife can just be her."
"You..." Liu He was startled, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his guilt was even worse. Losing a night and losing a lifetime are completely two concepts.
To be honest, this sentence really touched Liu He's heart, and he really wanted to agree, but there was another voice in his heart that prevented him from doing so. After all, during this journey, there was no monitoring equipment, so as long as he refused to admit it, Yang Ye Sheng couldn't do anything to him either.
Having made up his mind, Liu He also said with a hey: "Mr. Yang, if you lose, you lose, and if you win, you win. It doesn't matter whether it's overnight or for a lifetime. If I, Liu He, win you, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed."
Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said, "Okay, Liu He, since you refuse to admit it like this, I can only present evidence."
"What evidence?" Seeing that Yang Yesheng was still calm, Liu He couldn't help but feel a little nervous, but now he has no way to turn back. After all, his refusal to admit it just now has violated the rules of the club, and he must be kicked out. club.
Therefore, there is only one way left for Liu He, and that is to gamble that Yang Ye Sheng can't produce direct evidence, otherwise, he will not only lose his wife, but also be kicked out of the club, the worst ending .
The bald head also felt strange, looking at Yang Yesheng's calmness, listening to what he said, it seemed that he had evidence of Liu He's cheating in his hands, so he asked: "Mr. Yang, it must be direct evidence, at least two people have witnessed it. .”
Yang Yesheng nodded and said: "I understand, it's not just two people who saw it, there are at least 20 people."
"More than 20 people?" As soon as Yang Yesheng said this, everyone thought that Yang Yesheng was talking nonsense, and they couldn't help wondering if Yang Yesheng had something wrong with his mind.
After all, Yang Yesheng had a video incident not long ago, which was posted on the Internet. One must know that with Yang Yesheng's identity, he should have done it very strictly to have an affair with his wife. How could he be secretly filmed? Still filmed with a cell phone.Tonight, "more than 20 people" came out again. There are only people from their club here. How could there be more than 20 people out of thin air, and it was extremely quiet and silent over there.
Liu He laughed loudly and said: "Mr. Yang, you are too funny. There are more than 20 people, where are they, you call them over. If they can really testify for you, I must admit that I lost."
There were more than 20 people. After Yang Yesheng said this, Liu He was completely at ease. He believed that Yang Yesheng was an alarmist.
When Yang Yesheng just said that he had evidence, Tie Yulan also regretted it. After all, she was very rude to Yang Yesheng just now in a fit of anger. Sheng lacks too much trust.
After all, it was because Tie Yulan and Yang Yesheng had known each other for too short a time. If it was Yang Yesheng's woman, they would believe in Yang Yesheng unswervingly, even if they saw Yang Yesheng compare with Liu He. When they came back late, they would firmly believe that Yang Yesheng must have a solution to this problem, and would never send them out.
However, after listening to "more than 20 people", the trust in Yang Yesheng that had just been restored just faded away again, but this time Tie Yulan did not lose her temper with Yang Yesheng, she just thought to herself, Yang Yesheng, you Just now Liu He was a little apprehensive about what you were doing, but now it's doing well, anyone can tell that you are talking nonsense.
The bald head asked suspiciously: "Mr. Yang, are you okay, or I decide to change this bet and replace it with money."
Tie Yulan was overjoyed when she heard the words, and was about to speak, but Liu He immediately shouted: "No way, it was agreed in advance, how can it change, I don't want money, I just want people."
Yang Yesheng snorted and said, "Here is my bet, where is your bet?"
When Yang Yesheng said this, Liu He believed that he was guilty even more, and couldn't help laughing: "I'll call right away and ask my wife to come over, Mr. Yang, this time I want to convince you."
After that, Liu He took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and shouted: "Honey, you should rush to the place where our club is racing in Fugang Mountain, what's the matter, hehe, good thing, I'm making a bet, immediately I won, just wait for you to come, what, you don’t have a car, you can’t take a taxi, what a pighead, um, I’ll pay when I get there.”
After hanging up the phone, Liu He said with a smile to Yang Yesheng: "Mr. Yang, my wife will be here soon, at most 15 minutes, now you have nothing to say."
Yang Yesheng said expressionlessly: "Let's wait until your wife comes, in case I don't like it."
"Hmph." Liu He snorted coldly, "Let's see how long you can be stubborn."
After 15 minutes, there was nothing else to do, and no one else was interested in drag racing. They all wanted to see how Yang Yesheng would end up after Liu He's wife arrived.
The person most worried was naturally Tie Yulan. She secretly blamed herself for suffering. She just got rid of Zhang Tieshou, but she was going to fall into Liu He's hands again. She didn't like them both, and now she wanted to be a lover even more. .
It's just that Yang Yesheng's fart was too long, and it didn't stop. From the time he started accelerating until he passed Liu He and was ahead of Liu He, it took about ten seconds, but how can there be a long fart of more than ten seconds? So after having this idea, Liu He immediately denied it.
There is also a crucial factor, that is, how much power can the fart have, can it increase the power of the motorcycle by half?
But Yang Yesheng did it. He opened his mouth and kept sucking in air. Under the action of the seven-color beads string, it was transformed into a fart, accompanied by a huge momentum, which increased his speed by half.
If I told this to anyone, I am afraid no one would believe it, because if a person’s farts really have such a strong motivation and can be released continuously for a long time, wouldn’t it be possible for him to soar into the sky while sitting on the ground and farting? up.
For some unknown reason, Liu He was unwilling to admit defeat just like that. After all, the bet was on his wife. If he lost, he would have to hand over his wife to someone else. Moreover, his wife doesn't know anything about it now. God.
However, no matter how hard Liu He tried, he still couldn't catch up with Yang Yesheng, and the distance was getting farther and farther away, making him so anxious that he was sweating all over, but he could only stare blankly.
Suddenly, Liu He's heart skipped a beat, he hurriedly slowed down the car, made a U-turn abruptly, and went back the same way.
The track for drag racing motorcycles is actually a line, about [-] kilometers, and then turn back, adding up to [-] kilometers. At [-] kilometers away from the starting line, there is a red flag, which is the turning point.
Usually, when everyone races motorcycles, the prizes are not big, that is, eating, singing, and so on. It doesn’t cost much, so everyone abides by the rules during the race, and they won’t turn back until they reach the turn-back point.
However, this time the gamble was too high, and Liu He couldn't afford it, so he cheated and turned back about seven or eight kilometers away from the turning point.
Liu He thought to himself, hum, I was the one who took the lead at the start, and no one would suspect anything when I go back later. Even if the surname Yang said that I was cheating, I just have to die and refuse to admit it, and he can't do anything to me. So, hum, big deal, in the end I pretended to be magnanimous and just canceled the bet on my own initiative, I guess the surname Yang would not object.
At this time, Liu He didn't dare to think about going to Tie Yulan anymore, he was already good enough to keep his wife.
"Ah..." Seeing Liu He rushing over first, Tie Yulan's face immediately changed color, and she was shocked. She had expected this result, but what she hoped more was that Yang Yesheng would be the first one as he said. come back.
The bald man sighed and said, "Tie Jiaoniang, there is nothing I can do. Mr. Yang lost, and I can't help you."
"I..." Tie Yulan regretted it to death. If she had known this, she shouldn't have trusted Yang Yesheng so much. This is good. She didn't object to the bet just now, and it's too late to object now.
"I won." Quickly rushed over, Liu He slammed on the brakes, parked the motorcycle, got off and walked towards the bald head, said something lightly, without any joy on his face.
The bald head felt a little strange. It is said that Liu He won the game, but there was no excitement on his face. This is not Liu He's character at all.
After about ten seconds, Yang Yesheng's figure began to appear, suddenly, at a speed of 110 yards per hour, and Yang Yesheng also returned.
"You..." When Yang Yesheng walked over with a good motorcycle, still smiling, Tie Yulan was so angry that she said angrily, "Yang Yesheng, you did a good job, you...you are just... ..."
Yang Yesheng didn't blame Tie Yulan's attitude at all, and said with a smile, "What's wrong with me, I won, Liu He's wife is mine now."
Tie Yulan said angrily: "Are you confused? Liu He was ten seconds earlier than you."
In drag racing competitions, the general difference is only one or two seconds, and if there is a difference of five seconds, it is basically a complete defeat, but the difference between Yang Yesheng and Liu He is ten seconds, which has already broken the drag racing club. recorded.
Yang Yesheng asked Liu He with a smile, "Old Liu, how are you doing? Do you admit defeat?"
Liu He felt guilty, but he couldn't show it. He raised his chest and said loudly, "Everyone will see who loses. Obviously, I came back before you. How could I lose?"
The bald head also sighed and said: "Yes, Mr. Yang, if you lose, you lose. Even Tie Jiaoniang admits it, so why do you need to argue again?"
Yang Yesheng refused to admit defeat, which made the group of people despise him. After all, this is a taboo of the drag racing club. They can't be willing to gamble and admit defeat. It's just that they dare not make a fuss because of Yang Yesheng's status, otherwise, Yang Yesheng must have been beaten by the gang.
Yang Yesheng laughed and said: "Liu He, tell the truth, if you tell the truth now, I will just sleep your wife for one night and then return it to you, otherwise, hehe, your wife will be with you for the rest of her life There is no fate, ah, yes, I remembered, my family still lacks a housekeeper, and your wife can just be her."
"You..." Liu He was startled, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his guilt was even worse. Losing a night and losing a lifetime are completely two concepts.
To be honest, this sentence really touched Liu He's heart, and he really wanted to agree, but there was another voice in his heart that prevented him from doing so. After all, during this journey, there was no monitoring equipment, so as long as he refused to admit it, Yang Ye Sheng couldn't do anything to him either.
Having made up his mind, Liu He also said with a hey: "Mr. Yang, if you lose, you lose, and if you win, you win. It doesn't matter whether it's overnight or for a lifetime. If I, Liu He, win you, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed."
Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said, "Okay, Liu He, since you refuse to admit it like this, I can only present evidence."
"What evidence?" Seeing that Yang Yesheng was still calm, Liu He couldn't help but feel a little nervous, but now he has no way to turn back. After all, his refusal to admit it just now has violated the rules of the club, and he must be kicked out. club.
Therefore, there is only one way left for Liu He, and that is to gamble that Yang Ye Sheng can't produce direct evidence, otherwise, he will not only lose his wife, but also be kicked out of the club, the worst ending .
The bald head also felt strange, looking at Yang Yesheng's calmness, listening to what he said, it seemed that he had evidence of Liu He's cheating in his hands, so he asked: "Mr. Yang, it must be direct evidence, at least two people have witnessed it. .”
Yang Yesheng nodded and said: "I understand, it's not just two people who saw it, there are at least 20 people."
"More than 20 people?" As soon as Yang Yesheng said this, everyone thought that Yang Yesheng was talking nonsense, and they couldn't help wondering if Yang Yesheng had something wrong with his mind.
After all, Yang Yesheng had a video incident not long ago, which was posted on the Internet. One must know that with Yang Yesheng's identity, he should have done it very strictly to have an affair with his wife. How could he be secretly filmed? Still filmed with a cell phone.Tonight, "more than 20 people" came out again. There are only people from their club here. How could there be more than 20 people out of thin air, and it was extremely quiet and silent over there.
Liu He laughed loudly and said: "Mr. Yang, you are too funny. There are more than 20 people, where are they, you call them over. If they can really testify for you, I must admit that I lost."
There were more than 20 people. After Yang Yesheng said this, Liu He was completely at ease. He believed that Yang Yesheng was an alarmist.
When Yang Yesheng just said that he had evidence, Tie Yulan also regretted it. After all, she was very rude to Yang Yesheng just now in a fit of anger. Sheng lacks too much trust.
After all, it was because Tie Yulan and Yang Yesheng had known each other for too short a time. If it was Yang Yesheng's woman, they would believe in Yang Yesheng unswervingly, even if they saw Yang Yesheng compare with Liu He. When they came back late, they would firmly believe that Yang Yesheng must have a solution to this problem, and would never send them out.
However, after listening to "more than 20 people", the trust in Yang Yesheng that had just been restored just faded away again, but this time Tie Yulan did not lose her temper with Yang Yesheng, she just thought to herself, Yang Yesheng, you Just now Liu He was a little apprehensive about what you were doing, but now it's doing well, anyone can tell that you are talking nonsense.
The bald head asked suspiciously: "Mr. Yang, are you okay, or I decide to change this bet and replace it with money."
Tie Yulan was overjoyed when she heard the words, and was about to speak, but Liu He immediately shouted: "No way, it was agreed in advance, how can it change, I don't want money, I just want people."
Yang Yesheng snorted and said, "Here is my bet, where is your bet?"
When Yang Yesheng said this, Liu He believed that he was guilty even more, and couldn't help laughing: "I'll call right away and ask my wife to come over, Mr. Yang, this time I want to convince you."
After that, Liu He took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and shouted: "Honey, you should rush to the place where our club is racing in Fugang Mountain, what's the matter, hehe, good thing, I'm making a bet, immediately I won, just wait for you to come, what, you don’t have a car, you can’t take a taxi, what a pighead, um, I’ll pay when I get there.”
After hanging up the phone, Liu He said with a smile to Yang Yesheng: "Mr. Yang, my wife will be here soon, at most 15 minutes, now you have nothing to say."
Yang Yesheng said expressionlessly: "Let's wait until your wife comes, in case I don't like it."
"Hmph." Liu He snorted coldly, "Let's see how long you can be stubborn."
After 15 minutes, there was nothing else to do, and no one else was interested in drag racing. They all wanted to see how Yang Yesheng would end up after Liu He's wife arrived.
The person most worried was naturally Tie Yulan. She secretly blamed herself for suffering. She just got rid of Zhang Tieshou, but she was going to fall into Liu He's hands again. She didn't like them both, and now she wanted to be a lover even more. .
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