Zhentian coffin

I was awakened by a nightmare, and now I was frightened by Chen Menghan in front of the window, and my three souls and seven souls flew halfway, and I almost didn't come up in one breath, and I was scared to death.

Stupid, I'm so completely stupid, didn't Chen Menghan be buried again by that evil mage, not only added a little beggar who was buried alive, but also poured cement into the grave bag, can this still come out?

After taking a few breaths, I collected myself and was about to open my mouth to yell, but found that my throat was so dry that I couldn't make a sound.

"pat"

Chen Menghan moved, she dodged, she jumped in from the window, and appeared next to me, Chen Menghan looked at me with empty eyeballs, sucked her nose on me, and then lay down beside me, without a trace It's dead.

"This, this, this..."

My little heart was hit hard, what's going on, sleep in my bed?What are you doing in my bed instead of sleeping in a coffin?

I can't accept this fact, because some words that the old man Liu told me flashed through my mind. The old man told me that Chen Menghan and I have already had a ghost marriage, and Chen Menghan really wants to be my wife, don't Ah, I am a living person, what if I marry a dead person as a wife, who will like me in the future.

And Chen Menghan still wants to suck my yang energy, I will lose money if I suck it once, and if I suck it a few more times, wouldn't it be true that I want that or something, and die with hatred?

I slowly moved my body, finally got out of bed, went out and drank a large can of water, and then found Liu Laodao's room, I didn't knock on the door, I was going to sneak in, but when the door opened, I saw Liu Laodao Looking at me like a thief, I was shocked again.

"Old bastard, don't you know that scaring people can scare people to death?"

I scolded Old Taoist Liu angrily, this bastard didn't sleep, he must have seen Chen Menghan, but he didn't stop Chen Menghan and didn't wake me up, he must want to see my jokes.

"Hey, brat, you're young and you've never tasted a woman, I thought you couldn't help it"

Liu Laodao said with a smile, we usually scold and scold, some verbal disputes are actually our way of communication.

"Damn old man, you, you, are really shameless. It's a dead body. Do you know the dead body? No matter how hungry and thirsty I am, I won't attack the dead body. Old man, tell me honestly, this Chen Menghan is haunted, are you Didn't know earlier"

I was dumbfounded at Liu Laodao, when did this bastard have such a strong taste, he is a dead body, how can I have such a hobby.

"The husband sings and the wife follows, isn't that normal?"

"Stop, don't talk about this couple. My head hurts after hearing this, so I'll just ask you, do you want a dead person to sleep in the next room every day?"

"If you don't mind sleeping with a dead man, I don't mind either"

"Old bastard, can you stop raising an argument, solve it, solve it"

"It's not you raising the bar yourself, okay, solve it, hey, there seems to be no good solution"

"Old bastard... All right, all right, Uncle Liu, please let me beg you, if I suck two more yang energy, I will die. Our father and I have lived for so many years, and we still have a little relationship, you always Can't watch me die"

I was almost pissed to death by Liu Laodao, so let's just raise an argument, and dare to say that there is no way to solve it. Is this another attempt to blackmail me?

"No, to be honest, a ghost marriage is not the same as a living marriage. Divorce and separation are extremely difficult, and the procedures are extremely complicated. The most important point is the consent of the Mingyue Temple who witnessed the marriage, but you and Chen Menghan have no ghost marriage. There was no report from Mingyue Temple for the ceremony, which means that you can separate without discussing, uh, no, just discuss it with Chen Menghan."

"Hehe, Uncle Liu, you mean to ask me to discuss it with Chen Menghan? Why don't you discuss it with me?"

I sneered and said, Liu Laodao is crazy, let me discuss with the dead, how is this possible, can Chen Menghan still talk now, can she still discuss?Isn't this just kidding me?

"Of course, what if I did it?"

"If you do it, I'll call you Lord. No, it's too bad. If you do it, I'll give you my private money for a year. If I don't, I'll be a son of a bitch."

"Okay, that's what you said, wait"

A smile appeared on Liu Laodao's face, but I suddenly felt bad, as if I had been fooled by this old bastard again.

After a toss, Liu Laodao dug out a bunch of things from the ruined temple, including incense tables, incense candles, paper money, bells, and a newspaper. He wrote a lot of words on the newspaper and spread it on an altar.

Afterwards, Liu Laodao lit incense and burned paper, took out another spell, and wrote a series of horoscopes on it. I suddenly remembered that this was Chen Menghan's horoscope. We were still responsible for her funeral. Liu Laodao naturally had Chen Menghan's horoscope , Seeing this, I knew that I was really cheated.

Liu Laodao burned the talisman, then rang the bell, and called out the name "Chen Menghan", a gust of wind came from behind me, and when I looked back, Chen Menghan appeared with a distorted expression, facing Liu Laodao Staring at him, I immediately ran to Liu Laodao's side.

"Chen Menghan, I invited you here today. I want to tell you that people and ghosts have different paths. There was a misunderstanding between you and Liu Jinyang. He is not the one who harmed you, and you are not his good match. Tonight, I will use Guan Gong As a proof, how about you getting together and going away?"

Liu Laodao pointed to the half of Guan Gong statue left in the ruined temple and said to Chen Menghan. Chen Menghan's response was a roar, like a beast.

"Liu Jinyang, hold a pen and put your hand on the newspaper, let's see how Chen Menghan chooses"

Liu Laodao said to me, and I muttered, isn’t this a pen fairy game circulated in school? I remember Liu Laodao looked down upon it after hearing about it, why is he playing this today.

But I did as I did, took a pen, and put it on the newspaper. There were a lot of words written in the newspaper, such as agree, disagree, good, bad and so on.

"Chen Menghan, you can start now, do you agree to get together and break up with Liu Jinyang?"

As soon as Liu Laodao finished speaking, I tried to move my hand to agree, but as soon as I tried, I was dumbfounded, there was a force stopping me, and it started to move like that bad word.

I glanced at Chen Menghan, the hairs of my whole body stood up, I used up all my strength, and the pen was scratched by me, but in the end, my hand still stopped on the bad side.

"Why, Chen Menghan, you and Liu Jinyang are not destined to be husband and wife. He is a living person and you are no longer in this world. Do you want to kill him?"

After Liu Laodao finished speaking, my hand involuntarily moved to the word "No". Immediately afterwards, I grabbed the pen and wrote the words "Husband sings, wife follows" on the newspaper.

"enough"

Suddenly, a flash of rage flashed in my heart, I grabbed the pen with my left hand, and it was still on the ground, then roared at Chen Menghan.