Zhentian coffin

"I can't teach, I won't teach..."

"Don't, I'll change it, I can't change it, you can explain what this sentence means, it's just..."

"It's time, I'm leaving get off work"

"Then I'll come back tomorrow tonight"

"I'm taking time off tonight"

"Tomorrow night too"

"I quit my job and quit"

When I agreed to teach Ye Yuxin how to practice, I felt that this was an extremely wrong decision, because after a deep understanding, I immediately knew where her problem was.

That is, the foundation of traditional culture is extremely weak, the methods of Taoist practice are very complicated, and there are few vernacular words. Most of the time, it is reflected in poems, formulas, graphics and even lyrics, and I don’t know who made it. The place must be so mysterious that people can't understand it at first glance, and they need to figure it out carefully to understand.

But Ye Yuxin was very cheating. She just memorized those formulas by rote, and then copied the experience of her predecessors mechanically. Let me ask, how can I practice Dharma under such circumstances? I am surprised that she didn't go mad.

In fact, I have made mistakes like hers before, but fortunately I have a famous teacher, Liu Laodao, who lived with me for many years before he officially taught me. Over the years, he has nurtured my tradition through various strange stories. Cultural background, I already have a certain foundation.

And what really got me started was the ten-day Zen practice at Kuye Temple, which allowed me to calm down completely, integrate all the previous fragmented knowledge, and thus truly enter the world of practitioners. The second retreat has made my own realm advance by leaps and bounds.

"Come on, what are you doing resigning, I..."

Ye Yuxin's grievances are extremely grievous. She doesn't think there is anything wrong with herself. Although she has practiced since she was a child, it is not a special kind of practice. She usually has to go to school, tutoring, extra-curricular training classes, and learn some dance courses. , Just ask who has so much thought to figure out those jerky and difficult things.

So she has been mixed up in practice since she was a child, and even her master in her family loves her quite a lot, there are no strict requirements, just let her become an ordinary person for a while, until she was in college, because of some things, she completely changed herself, Back on the road of practice.

But at this time, her thinking habits have been formed, and it is extremely difficult to change under the entrenched mindset. Under the fixed thinking, her understanding of those formulas and poems is exactly the same as before. It is such bumpy practice that has led to her now Learned four different things, tricks, tricks, tricks are learned, but there are not many tricks.

"Let me tell you directly, the most important thing about your problem lies in your mind. You have received too much information impact from modern society, and your mind is mixed, and you can't calm down at all, so it causes you to think wildly. You want The best way to solve this kind of problem is to find a deep mountain forest or a Taoist temple, throw away the mobile phone and computer, and purify your mind. When your heart is purified, many problems will be solved.”

I sighed, why the practitioners of the ancients liked to live in seclusion, not because they were improving their style and showing their uniqueness, but because in the deep mountains and old forests, without modern tools such as mobile phones, they can truly concentrate on the only one. Have time to think, try to figure out the realm of life.

A monkey like Ye Yuxin who can't calm down can't think about that kind of deep-seated things, no matter who comes, it's useless.

"Hey, hey, why are you doing the same as what my master said, but in the deep mountains and old forests, it's okay to stay for a day or two, but if you stay for ten days and a half months, you will die. Without mobile phones, WeChat, and games, how can people live? "..."

Ye Yuxin pouted and complained, she felt that as a modern person, no one really can leave the mobile phone, how fun the mobile phone is, check Weibo, check Zhihu, play games, chat with people to relieve boredom, do anything, leave Mobile phone, she didn't know what to do.

"Don't ask me, I don't know"

I really want to say, I'm not your father, it's none of my business, since ancient times you can't have it both ways, you want to enjoy the convenience of life in modern society, and you want to gain something in practice, how can it be so cheap You typically think too much about things, and if you really want to enter the world of practitioners, then go live in seclusion.

"Oh, little brother, don't..."

"My time is up, get off work, goodbye"

Too lazy to listen to her nonsense, I went straight away, went to change clothes, and then prepared to leave after get off work, it was almost early morning, and I urgently needed to rest now.

However, when I walked out of the gate, I saw a group of people in front of me. Most of the onlookers were my colleagues. There were a lot of men and women. I took a look and saw that Chen Zhilong was in the crowd, and Ye Yuxin was also watching.

At this time, Chen Zhilong was protecting two extremely beautiful women in the crowd, while opposite him was an extremely arrogant young man with seven or eight thugs behind him.

"Your uncle is about to be beaten, and you just watch? Those people look at their stature and position, they should all be Lianjiazi."

I said to Ye Yuxin, the people brought by that arrogant man are not simple, they are definitely Lianjiazi, and he probably has practiced combined strikes and is good at team fighting, Chen Zhilong is easy to suffer.

"He used to fight to pick up girls 20 years ago, but now he only uses fights to get away from those women, and he can't die."

Ye Yuxin curled her lips. She knew how cunning and cunning this uncle was. He used to be young and vigorous, and often used fights to pick up women who were out of society. Now that he is older, he naturally doesn't use this trick, but he often uses this reason Get rid of the entanglement of women, so you don't have to worry about him at all, winning or losing is within his control.

"Really, I have a question to ask. What kind of method did your uncle practice to make women so devoted to him? What's more important is that he can have several women at the same time, and those women will not hack him to death." "

I have suspected this matter for a long time, Chen Zhilong must have practiced an evil method that I don't know about, or are the three golden flowers crazy, so they followed him together like this.

"Why, you want to do the same?"

"I don't want to, but I want to understand that if a man can do this, so can a woman. Naturally, I have to take more precautions."

I shook my head, this kind of blessing is not something I can enjoy, now even a Chen Menghan makes me feel as big as a bucket, if I do it again, I will die.

"Duplicity, men are all the same, there is no cat in the world that does not steal"

"If you don't want to say it, you don't need to say it. There is no need to attack men like this. Is it possible that you will not marry in the future, and the men in the world include your father, grandfather, and all grandparents?"

I threw a soft nail in the past, I hate this kind of map gun the most, and there are no good men in the world, isn't this cheating?

"Hmph, my aunt is in a good mood today, so I don't care about you"

Ye Yuxin was furious, but she obviously didn't intend to quarrel with me, because in such a short period of time, a fight broke out on the court. To the surprise of the onlookers, Chen Zhilong, a refined middle-aged uncle, was not beaten all over the place. , but continued to use the terrain, obstacles, to fight, and knocked down several people in an instant, appearing to be an extremely hero.

The most unbearable thing is that the two girls he was protecting were obviously scared and kept screaming, but they still rushed out to help him desperately. The momentum of going to death.

This situation also drove the young man completely crazy, and he began to use the two women to threaten Chen Zhilong, forcing him to face the siege of several strong men, and the situation became extremely dangerous.

"I hate men who hit women the most"

Ye Yuxin cursed in a low voice, then rushed out suddenly, kicking the young man flying with one kick, and then flanked back and forth with Chen Zhilong, completely knocking down several strong men.

"I'm old, I'm old, it's really embarrassing, Brother Liu, have you just got off work, do you want to have a supper together?"

"Uncle, what about your eyes? I'll help you fight. Don't you call me for supper, and don't say thank you?"

Ye Yuxin was jumping on the side, this dead Chen Zhilong, is he stupid?

"Haha, Xiao Yuxin, we are a family, so there is no need to distinguish between them. Brother Liu is the guest."

"I think you should settle the matter in front of you first. Fighting needs to be detained."

"Haha, some trivial matters are not worth mentioning. They should have no face to call the police."

Chen Zhilong laughed dryly, he really didn't know if these people would call the police, but so many of them were defeated by a woman and an old man, that would be a bit embarrassing.

Chen Zhilong said so, I don't care so much, anyway, it's none of my business, but I'm interested when he said to have supper, and there are two of the three golden flowers around him, I want to see if they are How to get along with each other, how many clever tricks does Chen Zhilong have to subdue them properly.

Soon, we found a barbecue restaurant for supper. Chen Zhilong's attitude of monopolizing the two beauties made many people look down, because the two sisters are really beautiful, and the bathing center we stayed in is the first-class level in Yangcheng, which can be regarded as a gold medal here. The technician's beauty is naturally top-notch.

The two admired Chen Zhilong's actions tonight, especially because Chen Zhilong had suffered a little injury because of them, and his heart ached. He asked for warmth, which made people feel goosebumps, but they didn't seem to feel anything.

Ye Yuxin also didn't feel it. She didn't seem to be surprised, she was just in charge of eating, and only I seriously observed their way of getting along.

However, after a supper, I still didn't observe anything, and I felt nothing interesting, so I went back to sleep. Although I was curious about Chen Zhilong, I never thought that I must pursue it to the end. As long as his orientation is okay, don't find out. I can do it.

But when I was at work the next day, the three golden flowers came to me and asked for help. After understanding the situation, I realized that Chen Zhilong had capsized in the gutter. After I left last night, they went back, but At the gate of the community, he was arrested by the police on the grounds that he was fighting and picking quarrels and provoking trouble.