Zhentian coffin

"In the morning, get up at six o'clock, go out for a run, two hours, at least twenty kilometers"

"08:30 to [-] o'clock, meditate"

"From 10:30 to twelve o'clock, copy the copybook"

"From 02:30 to [-]:[-], chant scriptures with me, from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], go to the massage parlor in the community for an internship..."

Liu Laodao said the requirements one by one, not only I was stupefied, but even the big fat Zhang Yugang who was eating was dumbfounded. It is a human life to arrange everything properly all day long.

"Hehe, brother, you are asking for more blessings"

The fat man patted me on the shoulder and laughed dryly. If he had been here, he would rather commit suicide with a noodle.

"Master, are you serious? What the hell is going to a massage parlor for an internship?"

"There is a problem. Didn't you lose to me in a bet? Just let you read a book and give me a massage. I don't worry. I'm not satisfied with finding a master for you."

"No, what about our business, didn't you say yesterday..."

"I'll take care of the business. Is it possible that you still have that guy for a while, and have a fight with him?"

I rolled my eyes, knowing that there was no chance to bargain, and what Liu Laodao said was right, if I accidentally ran into that Lord Qin, it would not be a matter of fighting him, it would be death.

Come on, low skills have no human rights, I admit it, let's learn skills honestly.

Fortunately, Laodao Liu didn't kill them all, so let me hang around for another day today. After dinner, Laodao Liu went out for a walk by himself.

The big fat man doesn't care either. In his words, in their line of business, they don't open for three years, and they don't open for three years. Therefore, business depends on friends and contacts. One more friend may lead to one more business, and he here Often few people come to the door in a year, and there are many people and many companions.

The big fat man is also very enthusiastic and talkative. After chatting for a long time, they began to get acquainted with each other. The big fat man also showed his true colors. He stopped standing in front of me and dragged me to the room behind the shop. I saw it and I went. Isn't this an Internet cafe, and it's a high-end one.

"Come, come, I am worried that no one will play games with me..."

The big fat man warmly greeted me to play games. There are five computers in one room, all of which are large high-definition screens. There are luxurious sofas to take away, and there are a lot of snacks and drinks next to them.

The fat man told me that he has no other hobbies, but only loves to play games. He used to have a few friends to play with, but after those people got married and married wives, they seldom came here. He was so boring by himself.

There are very few boys who don't like to play games, and I am no exception. Anyway, I have nothing to do, so I started playing games with the fat man. The rules of the game are not very complicated. After half an hour, I slowly started to get used to it.

But while playing, I suddenly heard some strange sounds, as if there was movement in the shop in front.

"Boss Zhang, is there someone coming up ahead? I seem to have heard wind chimes ringing."

I stopped and asked Fatty Zhang.

"It's okay, just leave him alone and keep playing"

Fatty Zhang continued to tinker with his game without even raising his head.

"No, no, there's really some movement, aren't you afraid of being stolen from the shop?"

I feel a little abnormal. There may not be any cash in the store, but there are quite a few valuable things.

"It's just a pile of junk, whoever steals it, you have to concentrate on playing the game"

Boss Fatty Zhang is upset, playing games, can you be more serious.

Well, the boss said that, what else can I do, just keep playing, but I waited until the end of the game, excused myself to go to the bathroom, and glanced at the shop in front of me, no one was there, but there were obvious strings of The footprints are very messy, some with mud stains, and some with pure watermarks. I shook my head, this grand court is really mysterious.

After wandering in Dachaofeng for a day, before dinner, Liu Laodao came back. He didn’t know where he went for a day of wandering. After he came back, Liu Laodao asked Fatty Zhang how it was going. When Fatty Zhang answered, the news had already been released. , is already looking for a buyer, no surprises, there will be a reply within a few days.

I held back and didn't speak. Fatty Zhang had been playing games in Dachaofeng all day, so why did he find out the news? It's Fatty Zhang's way of working. It's enviable enough. He can do business while playing games.

On the second day, I began to strictly carry out the tasks arranged by Liu Laodao without supervision at all. In Liu Laodao's words, if you like to learn or not, if you learn well, you may be able to save your life sometime in the future If you can't learn it, don't blame others when you die.

I got up early and went for a run. After I came out of Qinghe Town, I stopped for a long time. After running for dozens of kilometers, my legs were almost broken, and Liu Laodao refused to massage me anymore, which caused me to fall asleep directly after meditating.

As for copying copybooks, it’s even worse. Fatty Zhang dug out a lot of copybooks from his house, threw me a brush and a bottle of inferior ink, and played the game by himself after less than 5 minutes of talking about the main points. Then let me practice casually, I am very suspicious, he is playing with me on purpose.

After reciting those esoteric and difficult scriptures with Liu Laodao in the afternoon, Liu Laodao led me to a massage parlor next to the entrance of the community. This is not a messy massage parlor. He is a deeply myopic guy, and he can still see clearly with thick glasses, but he always wears sunglasses to pretend to be blind, but the few employees under him are really blind.

Liu Laodao made an agreement with the boss yesterday that he would work for free without asking for money, and he had too much strength to use, so he greeted casually, and the blind boss agreed with a smile.

After Liu Laodao left, the blind boss led me to their lounge, pointed to the human meridian map hanging on the wall, and asked me to remember the meridian trends on it, and when guests came, I would follow a few blind men to see it. Look, they said that they would not give me work within two or three days, and let me learn how to press, where to press for back pain, and how to press for shoulder pain. It looks quite professional.

The blind boss treats the employees well. There is no shortage of fruit, snacks, tea, and snacks in the lounge. The blind boss is also gentle. He chats with them when he has nothing to do, saying that Zhang's parents and Li's family are short.

The business of the massage parlor is good, and I often hear calls to make appointments. They are basically taxi drivers, white-collar workers in the company, and some retired old men and women. These people have a lot of health problems, and they feel pain from time to time. , to press and feel comfortable all over.

Of course, this is also related to the low fees of massage parlors. Ten yuan for scraping and ear picking is enough, massage is only a few dozen yuan, and the most expensive service item is only a little more than 100. They also told me that those regular bathing A visit to the center costs several hundred yuan at a time. If it is not formal, it is uncertain how much it will be.

The blind boss is a chatty person, with a gentle and introverted personality, and he can also talk clichés. In just one afternoon, he completely covered me and Liu Laodao. Of course, I dare not talk about some messy things.

By the next day, I was able to joke casually with the blind boss.

"Hero, you are lying if you say you can't see with your eyes"

"Who said I can't see?"

Daxia is the nickname of the blind boss. He originally intended to be the leader of the blind here, so the nickname Big Blind became a hero just by shouting.

"Really, then look what's out there"

I took off his glasses, pointed to the sky outside the door and said,

"Nothing, just a sun"

"That's right, the sun can be seen tens of thousands of kilometers away from the earth, and you still say you are blind, who are you fooling?"

I yelled, and a group of blind men behind me laughed so loudly that they almost fell down.

"Okay, you little Liu, I'm kidding, you took care of the cleaning in the store after get off work today, if you can't clean it, let your master clean you up"

Hero quickly snatched the glasses, and yelled at me, and I discovered a little secret, the glasses of the hero are still short-sighted glasses, just the colored ones, no wonder this guy would always go crazy whenever a female customer came. Playing in person is a wretched thing.

The time in the massage parlor is very happy. A group of blind people are a group of people who love life. Being blind is never their psychological sensitivity, and they often laugh at themselves. They are also versatile people. Erhu, playing guzheng, growing flowers and plants, cooking and other skills.

The ancient man they liked was the blind man A Bing, because they said that it is a very remarkable thing for a blind man to be included in history books and be remembered by others, and they also hope that one day he can be remembered by many people.

On the fifth day, the hero started to let me get a massage. Of course, it couldn't be those customers. Their massage parlor lives by word of mouth, and they dare not let me ruin their word of mouth, so the hero let the shop's The blind men acted as guinea pigs for me and clicked them.

When I first started using it, Daxia stood by and watched, ready to give advice at any time. However, within a few minutes of using it, Daxia stopped and asked me very sternly, where did I learn my massage techniques? Is it learning blindly on the Internet? It is not at all like what they taught me.

Isn't it different? I didn't learn anything from them at all. I learned it from the medical books Daoheng gave me when I went back at night. I studied it for several days and found that it was very different from what they taught. I asked Liu Lao Dao, Liu Lao Dao asked me to follow Dao Heng's calligraphy.

There is nothing to hide about this matter, so I told the matter, the hero was so angry that he scolded me, and almost turned his face, saying that I was insulting them, since I have the skills, I still come to him do what.

How did I know that this would hit their pain points, so I quickly apologized and went back to find the medical book for the hero to read. I didn't expect the hero to be speechless for a long time after reading the book.

In the evening, the hero came to the door with two bottles of wine and some food and drink