I am a rich second generation

How can one thing become popular?

That's full of controversy!

Everyone supports you, are you on fire?cant.Everyone supports you, and you will lose your popularity in three days.Because people's attention will be diverted soon, although the memory of human beings is only seven seconds, but it is not much better.

Everyone is against you, can you be hot?Can't either.If you are opposed by everyone, you will become a big villain, and you will only die, and you will live a fart.

The real explosion is half sea water and half flame, half people like you very much, and half people hate you to the bone.Then whether the two groups of people broke out in a dispute, you or your matter will really become popular.

In the process of promotion and marketing, only by delineating the target audience, and then attracting a wave of black fans to increase the controversy of the topic, can there be real enthusiasm.This wave of marketing by Yang Xiaotian has done quite well.

At least there are a lot of gimmicks!

"Titanic"

On-screen couples reunite after 20 years—gimmick!

Top Movie Star Endorses Sex Ads - Gimmick!

Overwhelming all-media publicity, the world's first adult product advertisement with such a large-scale publicity-a gimmick!

Yang Xiaotian's key tool to save the American economy - a gimmick!

With so many gimmicks added up, the popularity of Yang Xiaotian's Spouse Factory soared all the way. Twitter's hot list, Google's hot search, and Amazon's hot search were basically all about this matter.

It's not the first time in history, but it is also very rare, the first time that the public in North America is so eager to see an advertisement.You know, most people are insensitive to advertisements.It is very rare to be keen on watching advertisements.

But Yang Xiaotian did it!

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April Fool's Day, April 2019, 4!

At night, cbs, abc, nbc, fox, cw and other well-known TV stations in North America broadcast Yang Xiaotian's advertisement at the same time at 20:00.

There are two ads in total.

The first ad was for Leonardo.

In the picture, the image of Leonardo when he was young first appeared, the image of that beautiful blond boy, as if he came out of Greek mythology, it is extremely touching.

[My name is Xiao Lizi, and I used to be a handsome, handsome and personable boy...]

The blond boy Leonardo was extremely handsome, and many girls in front of the screen were drooling, and the number of people licking the screen was countless.

Now Leonardo is old, this section is actually a half-human half-CG effect made by Yang Xiaotian using super powerful technology to restore Leonardo to his peak state with Leonardo's data.

However, because Yang Xiaotian's technique is so amazing, the public can't realize that this is CG at all. They only think that this is an intercepted and unexposed image of Leonardo when he was young.

What is primary productivity?Appearance is the primary productivity!

Leonardo, who has returned to the peak of his appearance, has fascinated many teenagers and made many old fans of him cry.

In particular, Leonardo's evil and wild smile is even more lethal, full of Jack Su's sense of sight.

"Wow, our Leonardo is back...wow...fuck..."

"Jack! This is Jack in my mind, he's back!"

"The master forced the king to return..."

Numerous viewers in North America sighed.

But at this moment, this beautiful picture came to an abrupt end.

[Until I got an arrow in the knee, I fell in love with the water gun, and since then I have become a sloppy uncle...]

In the picture, there appeared a fat and fat Leonardo with a lot of body hair, wearing shorts, running happily on the beach, playing with a water gun.

sizzle...

The middle-aged and greasy version of Leonardo had a great time playing with water guns, but the fans were very hurt and felt like they were about to vomit blood.

"This is not a little plum, this is not a little plum, this is not a little plum...well, this is a little plum, time, time, you are a butcher's knife!"

"Time is a butcher's knife, the grapes are purple, and the bananas are soft..."

"Give me back my beautiful boy!"

Seeing the two completely different little plums before and after, the audience sighed.The former Xiao Li had always been a handsome and handsome young man. At a young age, he had already become famous because of "Titanic".

At that time, Little Lizi was much more popular than any elf prince.The later elf prince, and the later youth group, compared with the little Lizi back then, he is the younger brother!

But ever since he competed with Oscar, Xiao Lizi has realized a truth - if he wants to win an Oscar, he must not be too handsome! Why?Because the Oscar judges are generally old and ugly, and they are full of hatred for those young and beautiful actors.

Just like Theron, when he was beautiful, there was nothing he could do to win an Oscar, but after he self-destructed his image and played the role of a devil, he finally overcame the dark thoughts of the judges, "Hahaha, you are a beautiful woman, you have today" and successfully won. Oscar.

In order to win the Oscar, Xiao Li also risked his self-destructive image, so the most disillusioning photo of Xiao Li's life was born, which is the photo of greasy Xiao Li happily playing with water guns on the beach.This is an unavoidable stalk of Xiao Lizi, Yang Xiaotian actually moved it into the advertisement, it is really bold and wonderful.

At the same time, it also proved how powerful Yang Xiaotian's money-making ability is.

Most people have this kind of idea, but due to their limited pockets, they can't realize it!

[Now I have become a middle-aged greasy man, so love is far away from me. In order to obtain a beautiful love, I am ready to work hard.I want to tell the whole world that greasy men also have spring!]

The next part of the ad is the tragic story of the greasy middle-aged Leonardo chasing all kinds of beauties but failing miserably.In it, Yang Xiaotian specially invited Hollywood gold screenwriters to write various comedy plots, full of laughs, and the audience in front of the screen couldn't help but smile happily.

Why is it a happy smile?

Because it doesn't match the truth.

In reality, although Xiao Lizi eventually became a middle-aged greasy man, his foundation is still there, he is still a handsome uncle, famous and rich, and there is no shortage of suitors around him.

What makes men all over the world jealous is the Victoria's Secret Angels, which are almost becoming Xiao Lizi's harem reserve. Every girlfriend of Xiao Lizi is a young and beautiful model.Tsk tsk tsk, this beautiful blessing... No, the behavior of this scumbag is really infuriating!

Now seeing the unlucky little Lizi in the ad, chasing women after repeated battles and failures, although I know it's fake, but it's just fun to watch.After all, yy is not drunk, if yy doesn't let dicks yy, then this world will be too cruel.