Planetary Museum

"This is the diesel oil you want. It won't be a problem to use it for a month, but be careful not to let those natives touch it. Although it is difficult to ignite this thing, once it catches fire, it will basically die." Shen Changwen sent it back from Vietnam this time. They helped Wu Xiaoqing deliver the diesel, because the purchase of domestic diesel requires identification, and neither of them wanted to attract the attention of the public security department, so after the first batch, all the diesel had to be "smuggled" from abroad to Wu Xiaoqing's house.

"Don't worry, most of them don't distinguish between left and right, and they don't know how to open the bottle cap yet." Wu Xiaoqing remembered that there was a wizard in Jinbu, who was also equivalent to Zhuge Liang in their entire tribe. Now the witch is in the tribe, the most important item The ceremonial work is to unscrew the new bottle caps for everyone.

"Where is the rice steamer? Can you use it?"

"Not at first, the search and rescue team taught me," Wu Xiaoqing said curiously, "How long will the boat take?"

"It's only been a few days, and the price has been set. Now I mainly buy some reserve materials in Vietnam, and then ship them to sea. By the way, take a look at this in these two days."

Shen Changwen threw a bunch of printed materials to Wu Xiaoqing, Wu Xiaoqing took it, read the title "Regulations on Ship Fire Safety Management" on the top page, and then scrolled down, there are "Engine Room Management" and "Engine Management"...

Basically, they are reference books.

Wu Xiaoqing had a bitter face: "There are so many, how do you make sense of this?" In Wu Xiaoqing's memory, he basically failed the exam in junior high school, and he had only one concept for all the large textual things—— Thinking about these things gives me a headache, like a curse.

"Look at it roughly, and if you have an impression, we will teach you when the time comes. The two of us will definitely drive the boat. We don't want to drive it well, at least don't be killed by yourself. Don't save people by then, or Put yourself in. Not only you, I'm also learning," Shen Changwen patted Wu Xiaoqing's shoulder, and changed the subject again, "I heard that those indigenous women want to find you for breeding?"

Wu Xiaoqing got a headache when he thought of this: "Don't they all... have husbands?" He observed this tribe two days ago, and men and women do not live together. They usually sleep separately at night and sleep in two groups. During the day , they will work together in the form of a small family, and it can be said that the embryonic form of marriage has already taken place.

"The marriage system is only for mortals. In their eyes, we are gods. Even in modern times, many women are proud to marry foreigners, let alone them. Husbands will not say anything, and even feel honored ...Maybe they don't even have the concept of wearing a cuckold, and they live in groups like this, and to be honest, it's impossible to have a strong marriage. By the way, you didn't really do anything, did you?"

Wu Xiaoqing shook her head hurriedly: "How is it possible? They all have a smell." Not only the smell, but also the appearance is quite scary.

Because of the small area of ​​the mountain top and the continuous rain, skin diseases are easily spread from person to person. Basically everyone has things like eczema and ringworm.

Wu Xiaoqing originally planned to help them transport medicines, but neither Shen Changwen nor the search and rescue team supported them, because there was no way to guarantee that they would not be cross-infected.

Compared with these small problems on the skin, diseases such as parasites, pneumonia, and tuberculosis require their high attention. A considerable part of the funds must be reserved to prevent similar problems.

So Wu Xiaoqing didn't even dare to look at it, don't talk about "doing business", shyness is part of it, and the biggest reason is fear-wives and concubines in groups sound very cool, but if they are all a group of skinny, black and yellow skin, and complexion The horrible "wives and concubines" sounds like a kind of suffering.Thinking about this group of wives and concubines who are pregnant with his child, is it possible that I will stay in this tribe for the rest of my life as a "young star god", teaching a group of ruthless men how to eat and how to go to the bathroom all day long?

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Caves, bonfires, lights, witches, and 624 clansmen.

Except for the 24 guard warriors, everyone in the tribe is here, and they have all gone to the toilet to ensure that the next time will not be interrupted by too many accidents.

At this time two days ago, the campfire in the cave was already preparing to cook, but today the king did not order the cook to prepare.In the past, the place where the cook cooked and shared the meals was now only Wu and a black wooden board. Wang told everyone that today's dinner would only be distributed after Wu finished his class.

On the wall illuminated by the lights is a huge mural that Wu had just created in commemoration of the great young star god—the God of the Young Star Stealing Mitu.In the picture, Wu Xiaoqing appeared in the void with rice on his back, and everyone around him was sitting around a campfire, and a pot of rice was being cooked in a clay pot on the fire.The aroma of the rice and the expectant eyes of the crowd, together with the golden heavenly hairstyle of the young star god, the mighty and handsome horse, formed a special contrast.

Wu was standing in front of the painting at this moment, holding the small electronic speaker given by Wu Xiaoqing in his hand, and looked at the lesson plan he had prepared for the last time - a large group of extremely abstract comic strips drawn by himself.In fact, in Wu Xiaoqing's view, these paintings already have some prototypes of hieroglyphs.

After confirming that there was no problem, Wu officially started the lecture.

"Next, let us learn the third precept."The language of primitive people is complex and changeable, and usually requires the linkage effect of gestures and body movements to express certain specific meanings. When it is necessary to express some more abstract concepts, it also needs some props to make appropriate metaphors.

In order to successfully carry out this elementary law professional course of primitive civilization tentatively named "The Ten Commandments of the Star God", Wu Guang spent a whole day studying by himself.

"Do not tempt the star gods, attempt to obtain the descendants of the gods, or go to the heavens." Wu drew two characters on the blackboard with colored chalk. His solid mural painting skills allowed Wu Xiaoqing to see at a glance that the yellow-haired one was himself, There is a shorter one, that is Dr. Shen.

Wu quickly took these two people as the basis, and drew a lot of naked women on one side. After finishing the painting, he drew a big X on the whole picture.

"The star god is sacred, and the boundary between gods and humans is sacred and insurmountable! Any woman who tries to cross this boundary will not be able to enjoy the heavenly eclipse!" The witch's voice was amplified through the speaker, and then passed through the echo of the cave, it sounded like Loud and majestic as thunder.

Not allowed to eat rice, this punishment is quite heavy and deterrent in the current Youjin tribe.

Immediately afterwards, Wu began to introduce the detailed interpretation of this legal provision.

"You are not allowed to expose your breasts and private parts in front of God," Wu slapped the blackboard to emphasize the key point of this lesson, "You are insulting God's eyes, men, don't laugh, and you are the same. Similarly, in Public intercourse before God is also very inappropriate. Have you seen the area newly surrounded by red cloth? All actions that need to expose the body must be completed in that area, otherwise, once found, the tableware will be taken back—you guys You will lose your eligibility to line up for dinner!"

Wu's emphasis made the relaxed atmosphere in the classroom disappear, and everyone clung to the newly issued stainless steel lunch box in their hands-this was just issued by Wang, and it was also the only proof for them to eat in the future.

Since Shaoxingshen transported the rice steamer and stainless steel lunch box yesterday, the original big pot rice mechanism has been quickly reformed into a queuing and food distribution mechanism - this advanced system ensures the fairness of food distribution to the greatest extent, and at the same time effectively protects everyone. Stomach, prevent some people from various health problems caused by overeating.

"Next is the fourth commandment. This is the commandment that you are most concerned about. It is related to eating." Wu raised the stainless steel lunch box in his left hand high, and picked up a strange small metal with his right hand, telling everyone solemnly, "You must not eat." Use your hands! The Star God has prepared rice spoons for each of the clansmen to use for eating and drinking soup. Celestial eclipse is sacred and clean, and it must not be defiled with your dirty hands that touch feces. Anyone who violates this commandment , cancel the qualification to eat as a meal!"

There was an uproar in the class again, at this time, Wu ordered several of his apprentices to distribute table spoons to everyone, and after he was sure that everyone got them, he raised the spoon to show everyone the correct way to use it: "This spoon can only be used It is used for feeding, not for fighting or playing. If it is lost or damaged, you will need to starve for a meal as a punishment. Look at my hand, eat like this, come on, practice this action... short bow, You are wrong! It is to be put into the mouth, not to be eaten! Le, this is not a sacrifice, so this knocking sound is not allowed..."

After completing the knowledge point of using spoons with difficulty, Wu also developed considerable confidence in his teaching level. He decided to strike while the iron was hot, and quickly passed the four precepts to everyone. In order to enhance everyone's memory effect, Wu Rangle came to the stage to beat the beat, and he followed the signs and began to lead the singing:

The sun moved westward, and the floods filled the land;

When there is gold to sacrifice, the sacred mountain is opened up;

The young god steals rice, so that I will not be hungry;

Taishen created the law, be sure to keep in mind;

With one commandment from the Star God, there will be no life in drinking water;

Boil it to make it boil, and you can live forever;

Star God Two Precepts, no filth left;

Defecation out of acupoints, men and women are separated;

Star God Three Precepts, God and man are different;

Clothes are disheveled and handed over to the red tent;

The four precepts of the Star God, no hands at the entrance;

Tian Box Tian Spoon, Tian Law Tian Tiao.

This song sounded very long-winded, a very long ballad, and the witch led the singing three times. In the first time, he sang one sentence, and the others followed one sentence. In the second two times, he sang four lines in a row, and the others followed four lines.Then for the fourth time, Wu Xiaoqing found that even if there was no lead singing, everyone could continue singing hummingly.

Wu Xiaoqing doubts very much that they may not understand what they are singing at all, but this kind of ballad can always remind them to pay attention at any time to a certain extent. Punishment... Finally, with the help of conditioned reflex, he learned the essence of the ballad.