Planetary Museum
30 Stunning Stories From Holes
"Wu Xiaoqing, get up quickly, I know you are at home." The village chief was not so polite when he knocked on the door, and his hands like big cattail fans patted on the door panel, just like Africans beating drums, one after another, hurriedly and again Rhythm.
Wu Xiaoqing didn't dare to open the door for the time being, hid in the house, and was in urgent contact with the search and rescue team.
"Brother, what should I do? I'm afraid I can't tell the truth, and I'll reveal everything." Wu Xiaoqing looked out the window, the village head, the village party secretary, and several aunts and aunts who lived around, all came to watch the fun.
Wu Xiaoqing's relative, that professor, is going to make a movie in Dayang Village!The village party secretary had a big mouth, and he proclaimed triumphantly, which aroused a burst of amazement from the crowd.
How did Wu Xiaoqing know the professor?
Where are the relatives from?
When his parents divorced, didn't there be no relatives who wanted him?Otherwise, how would you learn to be bad?
What movie are you making?
The village party secretary quietly told everyone what he had just learned: "I heard that a big foreign director is here to make the film, and it costs hundreds of millions of dollars!"
Hundreds of millions of dollars?Isn't that more than one billion cash?
It's really smoke from the ancestral grave. It's hard to see that Wu Xiaoqing will have such a prosperous day.
Secretary, you said, will the people who make movies live in our village?Are all foreigners here?We still have a room available for rent.
Listening to these gossips, Lin Chen couldn't help becoming curious.When investing, she sees a lot of animals in all kinds of clothes. This is the first time she has encountered someone with a junior high school education background like Wu Xiaoqing.relative?Lin Chen doesn't think it looks like it. It's probably just a professor's white gloves. It's just a movie, so it's okay?Lin Chen felt that Professor Shen was a little too nervous. If not, maybe he used this movie to launder money?
Lin Chen's thoughts stopped temporarily as the gate opened. She took a step forward and followed behind the village head and branch secretary. After Wu Xiaoqing invited them in, she immediately turned around and closed the gate.
"If you have anything to say, just tell me, I'm sleepy right now," Wu Xiaoqing yawned fiercely, "I'll tell you what I know."
"Wu Xiaoqing, this is a major event in the village, so you can't be serious." The village head and party secretary were not very satisfied with Wu Xiaoqing's attitude. The village party secretary found a freshly wrung towel from the bathroom and handed it to Wu Xiaoqing, " Wipe your face first, and talk to others."
Wu Xiaoqing looked at Lin Chen, and then at the village chief: "What are you calling me for?"
Lin Chen smiled and said, "I want to know where Professor Shen is now?"
Wu Xiaoqing grinned bitterly: "I really don't know, why don't you just call the police and let the police find it for you."
The village head glared at Wu Xiaoqing from the sidelines: "What kind of attitude is this? They came to look for you well and didn't provoke you. Why is it like eating gunpowder and blowing up everyone they see?"
Wu Xiaoqing simply cheated: "I just can't speak, I really don't know where the person is, what should I say?"
The branch secretary pointed out the information he had received: "Your Aunt Jiang said just now that the professor came the day before yesterday, and he never went back."
"Then you can search this house," Wu Xiaoqing said, "I won't kill others and bury them in the ground."
From Wu Xiaoqing's expression, Lin Chen was sure that the boy was hiding something from her, but she had no better way to make him tell.She looked around in the room and saw a lot of manuals stacked on the table. After reading a few, she asked Wu Xiaoqing, "The crew is in Dayang Village now?"
Wu Xiaoqing gave her a sympathetic look like looking at a mental patient: "If you really want to find a crew, you can ask the people in the village. I have been playing computer games at home and have never gone out."
The village head also agreed with Wu Xiaoqing's conclusion: "Impossible, we haven't seen any crew here."
Lin Chen didn't care. She said to Wu Xiaoqing, "It's okay if you don't admit it. I already knew it from Dong Yuan anyway. For a set with 5000 people, you still need to use live action. If there are ensemble plays, at least there must be ensemble performances." Hundreds. Dayang Village is very small, so the crew had to buy their own rice and rice steamer for cooking... Well, even if you haven’t started filming yet, you must be doing the preparation work, or you can buy it Take out your rice steamer and show me now? If it’s still at your house, I’ll leave now and won’t bother you anymore.”
Of course, Wu Xiaoqing couldn't go through the portal and bring back the rice steamer and all the other things he bought, but he couldn't admit it either.
What makes Wu Xiaoqing even more difficult to understand is that the suggestion given by the search and rescue team in the subtitles is "moderate contact, with Shen Changwen as the leading caliber".
Why "moderate exposure"?
Wu Xiaoqing doesn't quite understand, but what the elder brother said always makes sense, right?
So he could only bite the bullet and say, "Professor Shen bought this. I don't know what he used it for. Maybe he used it for some scientific experiments."
Lin Chen smiled: "You still know about scientific experiments? Do you know what research Professor Shen does? Research on low-temperature materials. Use a rice steamer?... Actually, I can also guess why you want to keep it secret, and I won't I asked you about Professor Shen, so let’s talk about the film, I just said, the size of the number of people, you will not deny this, right? Professor Shen has admitted that there was this crew.”
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt of the search and rescue team, and nodded with difficulty: "Almost, but I don't know what I know. I just help him buy things online."
"It's normal for you not to know," Lin Chen explained to the village chief secretary and Wu Xiaoqing, "This rice steamer alone is at least enough to feed hundreds of people. Do you know what the scale of hundreds of group performers is?" Is it a concept? That can be regarded as a top-level big production. You also set up a scene with 5000 people, a movie scene with 5000 people...Let me tell you, have you seen the three major battles? That is the scene, huge crowds! Of course, now we don’t need so many people to film, hundreds of people plus post-production special effects can produce this effect.”
The village chief was a little agitated by the words: "Three major battles? At that time, making that kind of movie was a political task."
Lin Chen asked Wu Xiaoqing again: "I heard it's still a sci-fi movie, about saving ancient people?"
Wu Xiaoqing scratched his head and corrected: "It's not ancient times, it's primitive people."
"Have you read the script?"
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt and was sure that the search and rescue team wanted him to admit it.He simply closed his eyes and admitted, "Actually, I wrote the script."
"You wrote it?" Lin Chen looked at Wu Xiaoqing in surprise, "Do you know how to write a movie script?"
"Professor Shen asked me to write it," Wu Xiaoqing continued along the search and rescue team's train of thought. "He just asked me to write a random story, just like writing a comic book. He said it doesn't matter what kind of writing it is, anyway. Not serious."
Lin Chen's full anticipation was extinguished by Wu Xiaoqing's two words at once - what Wu Xiaoqing said really verified Lin Chen's guess.This film project is probably used by Professor Shen to launder funds—maybe there is no crew at all, and even if there is, it is estimated that a grass-roots team was randomly recruited in the later stage to shoot blindly.
She really thought that there would be a mysterious movie project... Now it seems that she is quite stupid. If there is such a plan, then the producer must have already boasted in the media. In the information age, why bother? What about hiding it?
Lin Chen stood up in disappointment and was about to leave.At this time, the village head saw something was wrong, although he didn't understand why he suddenly wanted to blow it up after a good talk, but the village head urged Wu Xiaoqing to say: "You wrote it, so you should tell others quickly."
Seeing that the other party had stood up, Wu Xiaoqing thought that the matter was over, so she took off her glasses and was about to go to sleep.Unexpectedly, he was pulled back by the village chief, so he casually started to talk about his own experience: "This movie means that two people drive a car, and suddenly they go back in time, and then, ah, they appear in a cave They found the switch in the cave, and then the gate of the whole cave was opened, and when the gate was opened, they saw the darkness outside, all of them were savages, kneeling there and treating them as gods."
Lin Chen's foot that had been stepped forward in one step was retracted at this moment. She looked at Wu Xiaoqing thoughtfully, then returned to her seat and sat down, apparently ready to listen to him continue.
Wu Xiaoqing was a little strange, but since they wanted to listen, they continued: "Then they looked again, and it turned out that there was a flood, and the entire bottom of the mountain was full of water. Those primitive people were cold and hungry. There are also crocodiles. They went back to the cave and found that they could go back to the earth. Then they bought a lot of food to save people."
Lin Chen took out his phone and started the recording function.
Wu Xiaoqing continued on in such a muddled manner, probably because he felt that this experience of his was really exciting, and it would be a serious waste not to take this opportunity to share it.Speaking of the wonderful place, Wu Xiaoqing almost began to beam with joy.He said that those primitive people didn't wipe their buttocks when they went to the toilet, but also grabbed food with the hands that wiped their buttocks; said that their women would take off their clothes when they saw a man; Da Mi Fan was as happy as if he had taken drugs, and danced excitedly; he said that when they finally saw the people on Earth leaving, they all cried very sadly...
During this period of time, Lin Chen had read a lot of scripts in order to find projects, and many of them were written by so-called famous screenwriters who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. For some reason, she felt that there was no junior high school student like Wu Xiaoqing. , It is wonderful to tell such a story full of loopholes.
"I heard from Professor Shen, are you planning to continue shooting this movie?" Lin Chen asked, "Is it because of funding problems?"
"There are problems with everything, the director can't be invited, the actors are not willing to come, and of course the money is not enough. This is Dr. Shen's own joke." Wu Xiaoqing felt that if he said this, the other party must have completely given up ——It is clear that they are not reliable at all.
But Lin Chen didn't seem to think so, she asked back: "Then what if all these conditions are met? How are you going to shoot? Do you understand the sub-camera? It's okay if you don't understand, just talk about it. At the beginning of the story you told, they saw the original What is the scene of the human being like?"
Wu Xiaoqing didn't dare to open the door for the time being, hid in the house, and was in urgent contact with the search and rescue team.
"Brother, what should I do? I'm afraid I can't tell the truth, and I'll reveal everything." Wu Xiaoqing looked out the window, the village head, the village party secretary, and several aunts and aunts who lived around, all came to watch the fun.
Wu Xiaoqing's relative, that professor, is going to make a movie in Dayang Village!The village party secretary had a big mouth, and he proclaimed triumphantly, which aroused a burst of amazement from the crowd.
How did Wu Xiaoqing know the professor?
Where are the relatives from?
When his parents divorced, didn't there be no relatives who wanted him?Otherwise, how would you learn to be bad?
What movie are you making?
The village party secretary quietly told everyone what he had just learned: "I heard that a big foreign director is here to make the film, and it costs hundreds of millions of dollars!"
Hundreds of millions of dollars?Isn't that more than one billion cash?
It's really smoke from the ancestral grave. It's hard to see that Wu Xiaoqing will have such a prosperous day.
Secretary, you said, will the people who make movies live in our village?Are all foreigners here?We still have a room available for rent.
Listening to these gossips, Lin Chen couldn't help becoming curious.When investing, she sees a lot of animals in all kinds of clothes. This is the first time she has encountered someone with a junior high school education background like Wu Xiaoqing.relative?Lin Chen doesn't think it looks like it. It's probably just a professor's white gloves. It's just a movie, so it's okay?Lin Chen felt that Professor Shen was a little too nervous. If not, maybe he used this movie to launder money?
Lin Chen's thoughts stopped temporarily as the gate opened. She took a step forward and followed behind the village head and branch secretary. After Wu Xiaoqing invited them in, she immediately turned around and closed the gate.
"If you have anything to say, just tell me, I'm sleepy right now," Wu Xiaoqing yawned fiercely, "I'll tell you what I know."
"Wu Xiaoqing, this is a major event in the village, so you can't be serious." The village head and party secretary were not very satisfied with Wu Xiaoqing's attitude. The village party secretary found a freshly wrung towel from the bathroom and handed it to Wu Xiaoqing, " Wipe your face first, and talk to others."
Wu Xiaoqing looked at Lin Chen, and then at the village chief: "What are you calling me for?"
Lin Chen smiled and said, "I want to know where Professor Shen is now?"
Wu Xiaoqing grinned bitterly: "I really don't know, why don't you just call the police and let the police find it for you."
The village head glared at Wu Xiaoqing from the sidelines: "What kind of attitude is this? They came to look for you well and didn't provoke you. Why is it like eating gunpowder and blowing up everyone they see?"
Wu Xiaoqing simply cheated: "I just can't speak, I really don't know where the person is, what should I say?"
The branch secretary pointed out the information he had received: "Your Aunt Jiang said just now that the professor came the day before yesterday, and he never went back."
"Then you can search this house," Wu Xiaoqing said, "I won't kill others and bury them in the ground."
From Wu Xiaoqing's expression, Lin Chen was sure that the boy was hiding something from her, but she had no better way to make him tell.She looked around in the room and saw a lot of manuals stacked on the table. After reading a few, she asked Wu Xiaoqing, "The crew is in Dayang Village now?"
Wu Xiaoqing gave her a sympathetic look like looking at a mental patient: "If you really want to find a crew, you can ask the people in the village. I have been playing computer games at home and have never gone out."
The village head also agreed with Wu Xiaoqing's conclusion: "Impossible, we haven't seen any crew here."
Lin Chen didn't care. She said to Wu Xiaoqing, "It's okay if you don't admit it. I already knew it from Dong Yuan anyway. For a set with 5000 people, you still need to use live action. If there are ensemble plays, at least there must be ensemble performances." Hundreds. Dayang Village is very small, so the crew had to buy their own rice and rice steamer for cooking... Well, even if you haven’t started filming yet, you must be doing the preparation work, or you can buy it Take out your rice steamer and show me now? If it’s still at your house, I’ll leave now and won’t bother you anymore.”
Of course, Wu Xiaoqing couldn't go through the portal and bring back the rice steamer and all the other things he bought, but he couldn't admit it either.
What makes Wu Xiaoqing even more difficult to understand is that the suggestion given by the search and rescue team in the subtitles is "moderate contact, with Shen Changwen as the leading caliber".
Why "moderate exposure"?
Wu Xiaoqing doesn't quite understand, but what the elder brother said always makes sense, right?
So he could only bite the bullet and say, "Professor Shen bought this. I don't know what he used it for. Maybe he used it for some scientific experiments."
Lin Chen smiled: "You still know about scientific experiments? Do you know what research Professor Shen does? Research on low-temperature materials. Use a rice steamer?... Actually, I can also guess why you want to keep it secret, and I won't I asked you about Professor Shen, so let’s talk about the film, I just said, the size of the number of people, you will not deny this, right? Professor Shen has admitted that there was this crew.”
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt of the search and rescue team, and nodded with difficulty: "Almost, but I don't know what I know. I just help him buy things online."
"It's normal for you not to know," Lin Chen explained to the village chief secretary and Wu Xiaoqing, "This rice steamer alone is at least enough to feed hundreds of people. Do you know what the scale of hundreds of group performers is?" Is it a concept? That can be regarded as a top-level big production. You also set up a scene with 5000 people, a movie scene with 5000 people...Let me tell you, have you seen the three major battles? That is the scene, huge crowds! Of course, now we don’t need so many people to film, hundreds of people plus post-production special effects can produce this effect.”
The village chief was a little agitated by the words: "Three major battles? At that time, making that kind of movie was a political task."
Lin Chen asked Wu Xiaoqing again: "I heard it's still a sci-fi movie, about saving ancient people?"
Wu Xiaoqing scratched his head and corrected: "It's not ancient times, it's primitive people."
"Have you read the script?"
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt and was sure that the search and rescue team wanted him to admit it.He simply closed his eyes and admitted, "Actually, I wrote the script."
"You wrote it?" Lin Chen looked at Wu Xiaoqing in surprise, "Do you know how to write a movie script?"
"Professor Shen asked me to write it," Wu Xiaoqing continued along the search and rescue team's train of thought. "He just asked me to write a random story, just like writing a comic book. He said it doesn't matter what kind of writing it is, anyway. Not serious."
Lin Chen's full anticipation was extinguished by Wu Xiaoqing's two words at once - what Wu Xiaoqing said really verified Lin Chen's guess.This film project is probably used by Professor Shen to launder funds—maybe there is no crew at all, and even if there is, it is estimated that a grass-roots team was randomly recruited in the later stage to shoot blindly.
She really thought that there would be a mysterious movie project... Now it seems that she is quite stupid. If there is such a plan, then the producer must have already boasted in the media. In the information age, why bother? What about hiding it?
Lin Chen stood up in disappointment and was about to leave.At this time, the village head saw something was wrong, although he didn't understand why he suddenly wanted to blow it up after a good talk, but the village head urged Wu Xiaoqing to say: "You wrote it, so you should tell others quickly."
Seeing that the other party had stood up, Wu Xiaoqing thought that the matter was over, so she took off her glasses and was about to go to sleep.Unexpectedly, he was pulled back by the village chief, so he casually started to talk about his own experience: "This movie means that two people drive a car, and suddenly they go back in time, and then, ah, they appear in a cave They found the switch in the cave, and then the gate of the whole cave was opened, and when the gate was opened, they saw the darkness outside, all of them were savages, kneeling there and treating them as gods."
Lin Chen's foot that had been stepped forward in one step was retracted at this moment. She looked at Wu Xiaoqing thoughtfully, then returned to her seat and sat down, apparently ready to listen to him continue.
Wu Xiaoqing was a little strange, but since they wanted to listen, they continued: "Then they looked again, and it turned out that there was a flood, and the entire bottom of the mountain was full of water. Those primitive people were cold and hungry. There are also crocodiles. They went back to the cave and found that they could go back to the earth. Then they bought a lot of food to save people."
Lin Chen took out his phone and started the recording function.
Wu Xiaoqing continued on in such a muddled manner, probably because he felt that this experience of his was really exciting, and it would be a serious waste not to take this opportunity to share it.Speaking of the wonderful place, Wu Xiaoqing almost began to beam with joy.He said that those primitive people didn't wipe their buttocks when they went to the toilet, but also grabbed food with the hands that wiped their buttocks; said that their women would take off their clothes when they saw a man; Da Mi Fan was as happy as if he had taken drugs, and danced excitedly; he said that when they finally saw the people on Earth leaving, they all cried very sadly...
During this period of time, Lin Chen had read a lot of scripts in order to find projects, and many of them were written by so-called famous screenwriters who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. For some reason, she felt that there was no junior high school student like Wu Xiaoqing. , It is wonderful to tell such a story full of loopholes.
"I heard from Professor Shen, are you planning to continue shooting this movie?" Lin Chen asked, "Is it because of funding problems?"
"There are problems with everything, the director can't be invited, the actors are not willing to come, and of course the money is not enough. This is Dr. Shen's own joke." Wu Xiaoqing felt that if he said this, the other party must have completely given up ——It is clear that they are not reliable at all.
But Lin Chen didn't seem to think so, she asked back: "Then what if all these conditions are met? How are you going to shoot? Do you understand the sub-camera? It's okay if you don't understand, just talk about it. At the beginning of the story you told, they saw the original What is the scene of the human being like?"
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