Planetary Museum

The place Master Chen mentioned is actually a metal processing factory, but because it specializes in making props for filmmakers, it has a strong artistic atmosphere. On the way in, you can see many props and weapons in the movie.

However, these props were of little significance to the two of them. Shen Changwen didn't usually watch many movies, and Wu Xiaoqing almost never watched them, so it was just something new to watch.

What Wu Xiaoqing cares about is the weapons he wants to hold in his hands, and maybe even the weapons he uses with his own hands.

The factory has a special reception room. After they explained their intentions, they waited in the reception room for more than ten minutes, and then Master Chen arrived on the phone.It can be seen that this is a person who doesn't like to talk too much. After chatting with each other, they took them directly to the processing site.

Master Chen directly showed Wu Xiaoqing the raw materials used, and also roughly talked about the craftsmanship and the appearance of the finished product-there are many swords here, which are easy to imagine.After discussing for a while, Master Chen decided that the weapon Wu Xiaoqing really wanted was a sharp one-handed sword, preferably lighter, because Wu Xiaoqing also needed a light shield.

This is what Wu Xiaoqing thought of when he saw a shield after he came here.He originally wanted to make a door shield like a riot shield, but after trying the weight on the spot, he still accepted the suggestion and ordered a metal center shield to be customized—bows and crossbows must exist in the era of cold weapons. From power to range, the weapon is actually no worse than Wu Xiaoqing's pistol.

"By the way, Master Chen, do you know a teacher who can learn swordsmanship? I want to learn it." After experiencing the awkward feel of the sword on the spot, Wu Xiaoqing felt that it was necessary for him to master it. After all, it was related to his life.

Master Chen directly called out a young man from the office in the factory: "Shuai Chen, my son likes to play with this, you can discuss it."

Hearing that Wu Xiaoqing wanted to play sword, Chen Shuai was a little excited, but also a little disappointed when Wu Xiaoqing said that he had no foundation at all.However, Wu Xiaoqing's attitude towards learning is still very correct, expressing that even if the time is short, he still hopes to learn two effective moves on the spot - it is best to kill people with one move and save life with one move.

Chen Shuai's life-saving tactic is just one word, run.As for killing...

"Kill?" Chen Shuai laughed, "Who are you going to kill? The first thing you want to do is make a movie look good."

Wu Xiaoqing said: "Are there any realistic movies? They just want to shoot real killing tricks."

"There are no tricks to kill people, just those words, fast, ruthless, accurate." Chen Shuai stood in front of Wu Xiaoqing holding the training wooden sword, and suddenly made a move. Wu Xiaoqing only felt a flash of sword light in front of him. The shield on his face was subconsciously protecting his face, and then he felt his abdomen being tapped several times in a row, and then his legs again.

He put down his shield, but Chen Shuai had already withdrawn his sword, and said to him, "If it were a real fight, you would have been stabbed several times."

Wu Xiaoqing said, "Is it useless for me to wear armor?"

"If you are wearing armor, you may be fine with the one on the abdomen, but you will definitely not be able to do anything about the two on the legs, unless you also put armor plates in your trousers. These two are directly facing the artery. If you wear it, you must If you want to protect your face with that kind of mail armor like just now, I will definitely kick you to the ground the first time, your posture..."

Chen Shuai imitated the embarrassment that Wu Xiaoqing avoided just now.Wu Xiaoqing didn't realize it himself, but now it seems that this posture is clearly saying-be gentle, I am afraid of pain.

"The center of gravity is too high, and it is difficult to hit the opponent's head in general cold weapon sparring. The head is far and small as the target, and the opponent can easily hit your empty goal directly by leaning back. Especially with your hand There is also a shield. Generally speaking, you only need to place the shield like this, and turn your body sideways... When the opponent comes to attack you, you can block it casually with a short weapon, and it is easy to block it. When he finishes shooting it once and recycles it, he sticks it and pokes it... so, you can try it."

It took Wu Xiaoqing more than an hour to learn the basics of fighting with cold weapons, and he learned one of the most important knowledge about cold weapons - don't think about fighting with people with cold weapons, it is better to practice more with pistols Bar.

Compared with cold weapons, pistols have at least two biggest advantages. First, they will not arouse suspicion, because the civilization of the opponent is like primitive people, and they don't know pistols at all. Second, they can be killed safely.A pistol can penetrate armor, and it is long-range. If you use a sword, even Chen Shuai said that his sword may not be able to penetrate armor. How can a half-baked player like Wu Xiaoqing face an enemy wearing armor?

In the evening, Wu Xiaoqing and Shen Changwen went to the shooting range together and fought all night until the shooting range closed.

Going home in the middle of the night, Wu Xiaoqing had no time to rest, and had to check the express delivery of the goods ordered online.Until the middle of the night, Wu Xiaoqing was sure that all the things on his schedule had been completed before he could go to sleep.By 8 o'clock the next morning, he had to get up on time to go to the horse farm to practice riding.

The search and rescue team gave the two of them three days to prepare, saying that it would be long or not, and it would be over in a blink of an eye.

The two helped each other check the luggage, and after making sure that nothing was missing, they went to the living room on the second floor of Wu Xiaoqing's house and closed all the curtains.

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"Your Majesty." The waiter carried the toilet to the bed, then turned around.

The king got up behind him, urinated, and after finishing this difficult job, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "This time, is it the big one or the small one?"

"The healer of the Xiaoyang Sect, he said that he has seen His Majesty's symptoms." The waiter carried the toilet and carefully sent it outside the door, and then let the servants outside the door forward it.

"Then did he heal others?"

"The legend is that it has been cured." The waiter's voice was trembling when he spoke, and he tried his best to maintain his calm voice.

"Have you sent someone to verify this legend?"

"I will notify immediately..."

The king picked up the wine glass from the bed and threw it at the waiter: "Now people have come to my bedroom and are ready to taste my sweet beer at the door! Now go and notify the verification, why don't you wait until I die! Get out Watch that little fool drink my beer. Tell him he's going to drink the king's liqueur all his life if he can't cure his king!"

When the waiter fled out of the palace door in embarrassment, the prince happened to walk into the gate.He saw the angry look on his father's face, and knew that the king was losing his temper again now.So he didn't go any further, just said from a distance at the door: "Father, the envoy of Dayang Sect..."

"Let them go," the king roared as another goblet was thrown out, "tell these fools, big and small, that if you want to get my sword, you must first cure me! Since they claim to be gods Messenger on earth, please ask them to tell God that I don’t want to go to heaven!”

The prince swiftly flashed the wine glass and withdrew quickly.After walking out of the palace gate, he asked the guards in full armor beside him, "Which doctor is this?"

"The 19th one is from Xiaoyang Sect."

The prince smiled slightly, but then became serious again, and said a prayer to the sun: "May the Lord be merciful."

Then he went to the main hall—he wanted to see for himself what would happen to the damned heretic.

In the hall, the healer had just received the toilet brought by the waiter. The queen, princess, medical minister, and guards gathered around the healer to see if this unthinkable adventurer would bring new miracles.Like the previous 18 doctors, this doctor also knew the first step in diagnosing glycosuria.

Now it is estimated that in the entire Kingdom of Elis, no one is unaware.

He reached into the toilet bowl with a hand, then withdrew, and stuffed one of the fingers into his mouth.Even though they have seen it countless times, the crowd still had a very bad reaction in their throats. They all suppressed the nausea with the cider they prepared in advance, and were ready to listen to the doctor's conclusion.

"It's indeed sweet urine," said the doctor, "I want to see what your Majesty's diet has been for the past month."

The medical minister gave a signal, and soon the cook brought over a thick stack of parchment books, which they had prepared in advance.

The doctor looked at it carefully for a long time, so long that those who were waiting for the conclusion all left the main hall, only the guards and the prince stayed at the scene.The prince looked at the heretic coldly—this guy was just wasting time in vain.

At nightfall, the doctor read all the records and said to the medical minister who was in charge of receiving him: "The king needs to reduce his diet."

This answer was not beyond the expectations of those present. Sweet urine requires diet control or even fasting, but for a king, for King Elis, this is a bit difficult to handle.

It's as if no one can stop a lion from hunting.

But Elis wasn't just a lion, he was a skinny lion already hungry.What's worse, under his sharp claws, there are 1000 heavy armored knights. As long as he roars softly, these knights will not hesitate to tear anyone to pieces.

The king has been relying on diet therapy for three full years. If he hadn't been fat enough before, he might not be able to persist until now. But now, the king's weight and patience have been gradually exhausted, and this male lion is becoming Increasingly irritable and restless.

He even openly declared that whoever let him live, he can give the kingdom to whoever!His kingdom, his army, the loyalty of his vassals, his gold and his women... Aerys will give him everything he has, as long as he can be cured of his disease.

This temptation has cost 18 fools.There is now a 19th.

The doctor saw the hesitation on the face of the medical minister. He might not dare to pass on such advice to King Elis; he also saw the strange smile on the prince's face, this sun bastard.

The doctor came with a mission from God, and he said with emotion: "I want to meet His Majesty the King."

The medical minister shook his head and let out a long sigh.A smile bloomed on the prince's face.

The doctor entered the king's bedroom as he wished.

Probably because God really cared for him, he stayed longer than the previous 18 people, staying for half an hour.

But God's favor ends there.

The healer was ordered by the king to drown in the toilet. Early the next morning, the healer was hung on the main gate of the castle. Then, all the subjects of the Kingdom of Elis knew that their king's illness was serious again. Some.

May the Lord be merciful!

Everyone who saw this corpse prayed sincerely, for the king, for the kingdom, and for all living beings.