Planetary Museum

When Yan Yan called to tell her parents and classmates, their first reaction was disbelief: "Is there such a stupid company in this world?"

Yan Yan can't accuse the company that gave her more than 1 yuan just after meeting her as a fool, it's too unkind.

"It's not a scam company, is it?"

"Definitely not." The company office has the registrant's information, which can also be found online. It is Shen Changwen. After checking their school's website, Shen Changwen's identity is completely clear. "The boss is a professor at our school, a genuine professor... Oh no, the manager sent me a message."

The first task Yan Yan received was to deal with a lot of Taobao return orders.

The things and Chen She have been taken to the company, and the list is also there. In the company's only computer, there is also a corresponding Taobao account and a lot of purchase history.Looking at the long list of returns in the news, Yan Yan couldn't help feeling a little tingly.

But after all, it was the first day of work, and it was the first task after getting the salary. Yan Yan was still full of enthusiasm for work, and she started to contact the seller according to the first one on the list.

The first batch of returned goods was a large pile of hand-operated generators, all of which cost more than a dozen yuan. The reason for returning the goods was very rigid-it was used for less than a month, and all of them were broken.According to Chen She's standard, this batch of goods can be refunded as much as it can be refunded, so don't get entangled.Because the money is not too much, a total of ten generators only cost a few hundred yuan.

Chen She had already sent out the goods before, and she needed to track the merchant's specific return time.

"Return?" After the merchant heard about it, he didn't say anything, and sent a series of pictures in one breath, all of which looked like these generators after they were disassembled, "My dear, the store will not return or exchange any damage caused by improper use oh."

Yan Yan took a rough look at these pictures, and they looked very miserable. Not to mention the worn parts inside, some of them were almost completely torn apart by brute force, and the copper wire screws were scattered into a ball.Some of the crank handles have already been shaken off due to excessive force. Just by looking at it, it is absolutely not the result of shaking it by hand. It is obvious that it was stepped on by feet.

What Yan Yan definitely didn't know was that the fate of these 10 generators made his boss Shen Changwen understand a very important truth-whether medieval soldiers could "properly" use even the most simple and mindless modern equipment.The answer is obviously no.

"Okay." Yan Yan is also a long-term Taobao buyer. Knowing that this situation belongs to him is unreasonable, otherwise Chen She would not have specifically explained that sentence, "You can refund as much as it is damaged. ...After all, it was sent to you."

Then the two sides were bargaining, Yan Yan was quite eloquent, the merchant originally wanted not to refund a penny, but Yan Yan threatened to post these pictures in the bad review area if they did not refund.In the end, the money for three units was refunded, which was in the early [-]s-it was really cheap and not good.

The second return form was very different. It was written in English. The destination of the return was a gun store in San Francisco, USA. The content of the return was more than 20 genuine rifles and a large number of bullets.

According to the information given by Chen She, Yan Yan knew that these "goods" were weapons they bought in the United States in the name of some overseas students. Now they want to return the goods. For such a large batch, they need to write a return letter in English first.After the other party agrees, notify the contact person in the United States to return.

Yan Yan went online to search a lot of American legal websites, as well as some keywords of the opponent's gun store. After making preparations, it took more than an hour. Yan Yan finished writing the letter with difficulty, and she gave it to Chen She wanted him to review some more, but Chen She didn't care about it at all, and replied directly: "You can send it if you think it's good."

After disposing of these guns, Yan Yan quickly entered the working state, and seemed to have begun to understand the key elements of her job.In one morning, she processed more than half of the thick stack of return orders. These products are almost all kinds, including medicine, diesel, sugar, pepper, nutmeg... There are even two cars that have just been ordered and are about to be cancelled. order for off-road vehicles.The price of all these returned goods can add up to almost 60 to [-].

If we only look at the amount of orders placed on Taobao, the company has spent more than 100 million yuan to buy these miscellaneous things.Moreover, there are a bunch of lists of items to be purchased in the computer. According to what Chen She said, these lists will need to be checked and screened by her in the future.

Yan Yan has heard of shopaholics, but only heard that women buy clothes, bags, and lipsticks, or men buy cars, watches, and computers...but they buy a lot of messy things for food. This is the first time Yan Yan has heard of it.Judging from the purchase records, it is obvious that most of these things have been used up, and the largest ones are several tons of white sugar and hundreds of thousands of glass beads.

What can so many glass beads do?Could it be that this professor was obsessed with playing marbles when he was a child, and did he have symptoms of collecting addiction in this regard?Hundreds of thousands of them... that's enough to fill half a swimming pool.Is this professor planning to build a marble playground at home?

Well, after all, this professor is the boss, and for the sake of paying her so much salary on her first day at work, it's better to make less complaints.

When it was almost noon, He Yuqing who came with Yan Yan also came back, alone.She still has a bunch of documents in her hand.After sitting down, she was going to complain fiercely, but after seeing a pile of quotations in Yan Yan's hand and a list of websites on the computer screen, she immediately turned into a sympathetic lament: "Hey... Sympathy for each other."

During lunch, He Yuqing also talked about her work.

She mainly followed Chen She to the meeting. He basically couldn't understand the content of those discussions. It seemed that it was all related to the Middle Ages, wars, volcanic eruptions and so on. A group of experts and professors said the truth, but she Hearing this, he almost fell asleep.At the meeting, they even connected with some foreign experts in this field through video. The experts spoke English very fast. He Yuqing said that she was an English major, but she could only understand one-third of it.

"It must be a movie," He Yuqing concluded, "A planet with two suns, a science fiction movie."

Yan Yan didn't quite believe this conclusion: "Do you really need to buy so many things to make a movie?" After speaking, Yan Yan showed He Yuqing the list.He Yuqing couldn't believe it when she saw the video of the US shooting the gun back.

"More than 20 guns?" She suddenly remembered that in the previous meeting, some experts mentioned the bulletproof effect of medieval armor.

"But where in the world are people still wearing armor to fight?" He Yuqing said, "It may be a coincidence... Part of it is for making movies, and the other is for personal use."

"Several tons of sugar...unless the professor's family runs a cake factory."

The two discussed for a long time, but in the end they couldn't tell what they really did in this job.But this is not important, the most important thing is that both of them have received this month's salary, which is three or four times more than what they originally expected.This alone was enough to dispel all doubts of the two of them.

After dinner, the two separated again to carry out unfinished work in the morning.

Until around 03:30, Chen She added the two of them to a chat group, and said to the two of them, "The company has a meeting at four o'clock, please pass on all the materials to me in advance, as long as the electronic version is available."

He Yuqing said, "I'm still having a meeting here."

"It's okay, it's an audio conference. You can find a study room alone to listen to it. Wherever you go, just pass it to me."

Chen She doesn't have high requirements for the materials, just take a quick photo with the mobile phone directly at the materials.Those on the website can also give URLs directly.

Half an hour passed quickly, and Yan Yan didn't see anyone in the company.Chen She notified the start of the meeting, and Yan Yan saw a fourth person appeared in the group.The account name is Shen Changwen.

"Everyone is here." This Shen Changwen didn't talk, but typed in the group, "It's not convenient for me to talk here, I can only type, but you can talk, I can hear you. Yan Yan and He Yuqing, welcome .”

Yan Yan was a little unaccustomed to this kind of atmosphere, and didn't know what to say for a while, and He Yuqing was the same as him.

Chen She seemed to be used to it, he urged: "Hurry up and explain things, I'm off work soon."

"I've read all the information you posted just now, Yan Yan, the price of the shovel you found is too expensive, and the price is about half. If it doesn't work, please contact the manufacturer directly. The address is linked below. You can't buy plastic buckets. Replace them. Stainless steel, if you don’t have it, find a manufacturer to make it. He Yuqing, be careful not to participate in the discussion when you attend the meeting, but to regulate the topic. What engineering expert, the one in your third meeting in the morning, named Tian, ​​ask him not to come to the next organization meeting , full of nonsense. Chen She, how much money is still in the company's account?"

"More than 70."

"I will set aside 50 for three days later, will it affect the work below?"

"It doesn't matter," Chen She said, "a lot of money has been paid in advance."

"Okay, the meeting is over, goodbye."

He Yuqing originally thought that the meeting would be held at four o'clock, and a batch would be executed after the summary, so today must be working overtime.The work here seems so tense... But I didn't expect that the so-called meeting is just a few words from the beginning to the end.

After the boss finished speaking, Chen She also said: "Okay, two beauties, get off work, go to work on time at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, remember not to be late."

When they returned to the school dormitory, both of them were a little confused, and felt a little unreal.Speaking of Professor Shen, I felt a little unbelievable: "I showed him so many materials at 03:30, and I finished reading them in half an hour... What a professor... This efficiency is not of the same order of magnitude as ours."

"03:30?" He Yuqing yelled strangely, "Many of the materials I gave him were piled up a few days ago! Those audios add up continuously, and it takes more than 20 hours to listen to them! Not to mention there are still It took me 10 minutes to scan those materials, hundreds of sheets of paper! It is impossible to listen to them in half an hour!"