Merry students roam the campus

[Volume 1] Chapter 291: You're cheating!Lao Tzu was chopped off by 11

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"Haha! I laughed so hard. You guys really have something good. Do you have any more?" Chen Ming listened to the dirty jokes and became addicted, so he continued to ask.

"Yes, yes! I'll tell you right now." Seeing that Chen Ming liked his own jokes, Gao Chengming was full of joy, and hurried on.

Because of the hot weather, a little monk took a towel and soap and ran to the river to take a bath.In the middle of washing, I suddenly saw three little village girls walking towards the river.The little monk looked around the river and saw that there was nowhere to hide.On a whim, I stood on a rock with a towel and soap and pretended to be a statue.Three little village girls who had never seen the world came to the river to wash clothes, and suddenly saw the statue on the stone, and felt very curious, especially there was a strange handle under the statue, which they had never seen before.The first little village girl was more daring, so she pulled the handle with her hand. Although the little monk resisted to move, the towel still fell off.The first little village girl exclaimed: "It's amazing! You can get a towel by pulling it!" The second little village girl said, "I'll try it instead." She also pulled the handle with her hand, and it turned out that The monk tried his best not to move, but the soap still fell down.The second little village girl exclaimed: "It's really amazing! What I got was a piece of soap!" The third little village girl was timid, but she was a little jealous when she saw that they all got prizes.So I also went to pull the handle of the statue.The first time I pulled it, nothing fell out, so I pulled it a second time, and nothing came out.So when I got angry, I kept pulling, and pulling... and pulling, and pulling... and pulling, and pulling... and pulling, and pulling... Finally, the third little village girl called out, "Look, I got facial cleanser!"

"Hehe!" Chen Ming smiled knowingly, and looked at the time, it was getting late.He looked at Gao Chengming and asked, "Let's do the last one! After listening, I should go back to sleep."

"Okay!" Gao Chengming nodded, and then said: "When I was in elementary school, there was a male teacher who spoke very fast, and a sentence came out of his mouth, often without a pause in the middle! One day, a classmate A classmate named Zhang Qimao was not in the classroom when he was in class. The teacher walked up to Zhang Qimao’s girl at the same table and asked, “Has Zhang Qimao come yet? The girl was silent, and the teacher asked again, "Is Zhang Qimao here?" "The girl didn't make a sound, but the teacher knocked on the girl's desk and shouted loudly: "Ask you!"Is Zhang Qimao here? "The girl lowered her head with her face flushed for a while before hesitatingly said: "There is a stubble..."... (It turned out that the girl thought the teacher asked her if she had grown hair...)

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