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3741. Hilarious CF Contest 1

The opponent is on the opposite side of area c. [/ Anyone who has played games in an Internet cafe must know that this way of sitting is where the two sides sit opposite each other and cannot see the enemy's screen.

In the game, you cannot wear any body armor or expensive weapons, not even characters.Therefore, it is extremely necessary to study command ability and cooperation ability.

"Follow me!" The yellow-haired captain said, and a large group of people hurried towards door a.

Walking to the opening of Gate A, Chen Ming rushed out with his usual realistic style.As a result, the opponent had a bastard stuck in his position; he fired at him.If you want to be a master, it is easy to get a headshot in the position; but fortunately, Chen Ming's children's shoes are not 2, and when he goes out, he jumps and squats.

"Da da da... da da da..."

That guy missed Chen Ming with a single shot, so he began to see blood dripping from the bottom of the screen. Chen Ming was furious and was about to fight back.As a result, a flash bomb flew out, washing him clean.When the screen reappeared, he had been swept to death.And the fellow who swept him to death also died.

"Damn it! Brothers, don't bring such tricksters, right? My own people also dodge?" Chen Ming looked at the remaining four guys, and said angrily.

"Rather than letting you die in vain, it's better to make your death worthwhile. I told you to stop rushing!" The yellow-haired captain didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt, and he didn't feel ashamed when he spoke.

Chen Ming really wanted to jump up, holding a machete and yelling, "You bastard! Are you worthy of your brother, your parents, and the motherland where you were born and raised?" However, that was just thinking about it...

In this round, after Huang Mao and the others fought bloodily and bravely...the team was successfully wiped out by the opponent!The first round ended with Chen Ming and his group failing.

The second game officially begins!

This time, a large group of people rushed towards the middle gate directly under Huang Mao's leadership.Still the same, at the door, Chen Ming shouted, "For the new country Z! Go!!"

"Fire in the hole!!" As a result, the two damn bastards behind threw two grenades.Chen Ming shouted, "I'm still very young..." He died heroically.

"Damn it! Don't you bring such a fool?" Chen Ming was going crazy, what kind of plane is he doing?Why do you always target yourself like this?

Those yellow-haired guys simply turned a deaf ear, and kept clicking the mouse and pressing the keyboard frantically.Chen Ming was quite speechless, took a deep breath, and comforted himself: "Calm down...Calm down."

As a result, in this game, with the "high IQ" command of the yellow-haired boy and the "godlike" performance of the players, the opponent was blown away.

What hurt Chen Mingdan the most was that in the end, that guy had nothing to say, and said, "It's because Chen Ming didn't obey orders, and every time he ran around, he tricked them" and the latter was so angry that he vomited blood.

As a result, at the beginning of the third round, the "2b" captain told everyone to follow him to b.As for Chen Ming, he didn't listen to him at all, and ran straight to door A alone.

"Comrades, we are invulnerable! We are the heroic fighters of the Boxer Regiment, let's go!" In the end, the 2b captain led everyone straight to the b door.It just showed a head, and a big sniper beat the bastard's head into a watermelon.

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