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3765. Life is like a fart 1

Three hours later. 【,

"Let go of me! It's unreasonable! These days, you have to be arrested for writing novels? Is it easy for me? I will be arrested if I write a kiss scene. Those damn bastards, I haven't seen you arrested for writing xxoo They."

A boy with messy hair in a vest, flip flops, and vest was immediately caught by two boys, one on the left and the other on the right.Straightforwardly, just throw it towards the small black room, and it's over.

Chen Ming looked at the slovenly boy in front of him, frowned, and said puzzledly: "Hey, let me tell you! You guys, did you arrest the wrong person? Are you sure this is Long En?"

"Yes! Boss, this guy is so easy to find. He tells everyone that he writes novels, and his name is Long En. Moreover, if others don't believe him, he even asks them to go to QQ Bookstore to look it up. So, you must catch him. He is even more accurate than GPS!" The Ma boy's words made Chen Ming break out in cold sweat.

Just now he was thinking, if he can't catch this kid, he will use the general's belly to arrest him!I didn't expect... such a stinky fart is too easy to catch, right?

"Hello! What are you doing?" Just as Chen Ming slapped the table and said something, that guy interrupted him.Then, Long En said with a righteous expression on his face, "Don't think about it! Although I am a down-and-out scholar, I have integrity. What do you want to get out of me? Don’t even think about it. Whether you’re piercing your eyes, popping an asshole, or wearing your nails, go ahead. Let me tell you first, I’m not afraid of anything except beauty tricks!!”

With cold sweat and black lines all over Chen Ming's head, he turned to the little brother beside him and said coldly, "Come on! Drag it out and flatten it, towards the smoky one."

"Don't mind! Brother, I'll recruit! Whatever you want to ask, even if you ask me what color my underwear is, I'll tell you." Long En immediately compromised.

"I said, you bastard! Didn't you have a lot of integrity just now? Why did you shrivel up so shamelessly?" Chen Ming said quite speechlessly, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Boss! You don't know, this kid is notoriously shrunken! Every day on the street, he catches little girls and lolitas, asks them if their bodies are well developed, and asks their uncle to pet them. The most shameless thing is that you still have to invite people to eat "lollipops", how much do you think?" A horse boy on the side seemed to be annoyed by Long En, gnashing his teeth, as if his sister had also been fed " Like a lollipop.

"Okay! Brother likes your shrunkenness." Knowing that Chen Ming slapped the table, he shouted appreciatively.

"Yeah, what's the matter? Aren't you the cops?" Long En stood up, looked at the people in the room, and asked in puzzlement.

"Who told you that we are the cops?" replied a boy beside him.

"I'm sorry! You're not a note, so you dare to kidnap people casually? You think you are all gangsters, don't you? I seriously despise you! Come on, quickly eat and drink to make amends, or I will sue you all. Swinging... um, actually! Just eat instant noodles, my nerd likes instant noodles the most." Long En was still full of stinky farts before, and the bully said coquettishly.

However, after seeing the pistol in Chen Ming's hand, he immediately changed his humble tone.Its face-changing speed is even faster than Mr. Peng, the master of Sichuan opera.

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