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[Volume 1] Chapter 809: I can't hold it anymore 5

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"Once I was walking on the street, a group of beauties stopped me and asked me: &"Are you handsome?" amp;" I said: amp; "I'm not handsome! amp;" The response was five fiery finger prints

Then they came up and beat me together, scolding me for hypocrisy while beating;

The second time I went to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I remembered the lesson from last time, nodded, and said: "I'm handsome! "

They beat me together again, scolding me for being too immodest!

The third time I walked to the street, another group of beauties surrounded me and asked me: amp; "Are you handsome? amp;" Recalling my amp; body

, Just about to leave, unexpectedly, they swung the handbags in their hands at me crazily, and the girl who beat me the hardest even cursed amp;"

Hold!Is your boy so handsome that you are dragged like this? ! ! ! amp;"

Man C's words were like a blockbuster, and everyone in the classroom burst out laughing.Even Mr. Banhua, who was about to lose his temper because the self-study class was interrupted, covered his mouth and hilariously.This fellow thought that his words were already the best, and could become a well-deserved "handsome man medal", but he didn't expect that there would be something even better in the future!

Man d said: "One day, the celebrities asked me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger sprang out from the woods. The tiger didn't chase others, it just chased Andy Lau.

Andy Lau disappeared, Tiger turned his head and saw me who was handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down, laughed and said: "Little boy, don't think that you

Get more handsome and I don't know you anymore! ! ! amp;"

Coco Lee chased me for three blocks, Xie Tingfeng saw me yesterday and immediately announced that he would quit the showbiz in September!Not for anything else, just because I grow up

It's so handsome...

So handsome that he wants to disfigure his face, so handsome that he dare not go out on the street..."

The e man said: "Someone gave me a couplet during the Chinese New Year. The first couplet: Look at the back of the movie, and you will be fascinated by thousands of horses; the second couplet: Turn your head and the girl jumped off the building in love; the horizontal comment: Damn, you are so handsome!"

The f man said: "There is another girl who stands at the door of the classroom every morning, looking at me stupidly, and murmured in a daze: "There is no desert in the world, but every time I see

Once you look handsome, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and there will be a Sahara from then on!Every day is this sentence.One day I was really annoyed, so I asked myself a question? How did the other deserts come from? amp;"amp;"Oh, that's because there are too many girls who think you're handsome...amp;"