Alien Madness

"You can't hit it, you can't hit it..." Behind the formation, Zhang Cheng looked like a villain, and he was still dancing an ugly and outrageous dance. Xingyue gritted his teeth in anger. At this moment, he really wished he could He rushed into the formation and devoured Zhang Cheng alive.

"Okay, I'll remember you." Xing Yue looked at Zhang Cheng viciously, and said as if I must kill you.

"Hehe, you said that, you don't even know my name, how do you remember me, do you think you remember my appearance?" As he said that, Zhang Cheng's appearance changed, and he changed in the blink of an eye. Becoming another person, even the aura on his body changed, and then changed back again.

"This..." Xing Yue didn't expect that this kid's appearance was still disguised, and what made him even more unexpected was that he hadn't seen it yet.

"So, before you figure it out, you'd better not speak big words. Also, be careful of the people around you during this time, maybe I'll come to you sometime." Zhang Cheng threatened him.

Lanyue on the side saw that Zhang Cheng's appearance at the moment was not his own, and she was surprised for a while. Looking at Xuan Ling, she found that she was not surprised at the moment, but had a smile on her face, which means she knew it before. This is not what this kid looks like.

Seeing this, she pouted her little mouth, and said in her heart: "Okay, you two guys, you actually hide it from me together, okay, I will remember you."

"you……"

"You, you, you can't break this formation, and you don't know who I am, so why are you still here? Don't you feel that you are not ashamed enough, and want to continue to make me sarcastic?" Zhang Cheng continued to sarcastically .

"Damn it, come out for me if you have the guts." Xing Yue is already out of anger. Damn it, there are people in this world who are more shameless than me and more vicious than my mouth. I am so fucking upset up.

"Damn it, I won't go out, come in if you have the guts." Zhang Cheng still had the appearance of a villain.

"Okay, wait for me, boy, I won't be named Xing if I don't kill you!" After saying that, Xing Yue led the large army back to Xingyue Kingdom. He really didn't want to stay here any longer. He got angry when he looked like he deserved a beating.

"Hey, don't forget what I just said, I will look for you in a while, and also, be careful of the people around you." Zhang Cheng shouted at Xingyue.

He was originally joking, but in the next half month, Xing Yue killed hundreds of people, an average of ten per day, and these happy people were all his cronies who had followed him for many years, which made Lan Yue applaud Applause, of course, this is a later story.

Seeing that Xing Yue was driven away by Zhang Cheng, Xuan Ling waved his little hand, and the formation above Lanyue City disappeared.

Seeing this, Zhang Cheng couldn't help feeling a little worried, and asked, "Baihua, you withdrew the formation, what if this kid sneaks in?"

"Don't worry, I set up this formation to protect myself at the beginning, so once it senses that someone with a cultivation level higher than mine is approaching Blue Moon City, it will automatically trigger, otherwise you think we can safely bring it to the present Is it?" Xuan Ling replied.

"So that's the case, so I can rest assured." Zhang Cheng nodded, and the stone in his heart was put down.

You have to know that this time, I completely slapped that Xingyue, and my original immortal weapon has not been successfully sacrificed. If he sneaks in secretly, then my situation will not be good.

"Sister, Judd, do you have something to tell me?" Lan Yue, who was on the side, was annoyed when she saw that these two guys ignored her existence, and she didn't take herself seriously So, she felt hurt.

"What did you say?" Xuanling and Zhang Cheng asked in unison, and the two of them were also taken aback by this situation, glanced at each other, smiled awkwardly and looked at Lanyue again.

"Judd, your current face is not your original face, and your name is probably not your real name?" Lan Yue squinted her eyes and looked at Zhang Cheng with a look of "you can't fool me".

"Hehe, you've seen it all. Yes, my original appearance is indeed not like this, but this." As he spoke, Zhang Chengcheng changed into the handsome face he used before.

"What about your name, don't tell me, your name is Judd." Lan Yue asked.

"Of course not. Who would call such an ugly name? My real name is Bushi Joan of Arc. A step is a footstep, a soldier is a soldier, chastity is chastity, and virtue is virtue." Zhang Cheng Said seriously.

"Puppet Joan of Arc? What a strange name!" Lan Yue muttered, and then said: "Okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I will forgive you."

"Pfft..." Xuanling couldn't help it anymore, and said in his heart: "It's a good thing he figured it out, and this girl still believes it. It seems that the two of them are really a match made in heaven."

"Sister, what are you laughing at?" Lan Yue asked puzzled.

"Nothing, I just think Bushi, Bushi, uh, I still call you Joan of Arc, I just think what Joan of Arc said just now about Xingyue is really funny." Xuan Ling replied.

"Oh, this is really funny, Joan, what you said just now really relieved my anger. Every time I bickered with that kid before, it made me half dead..." Speaking of this, Lan Yue seemed to think What, he said excitedly: "By the way, do you think this is good? Can you teach me to swear?"

"This is not good. You are a girl, how can you learn to swear? I, a rough man, do the rough work like swearing. You just watch the show and cheer me on." Zhang Chengye didn't expect that he would Then she can believe even the name that is not easy to pronounce, but he really doesn't know how to describe her, whether it is lack of brains or naive.

After thinking about it, I finally decided to use innocence. Although it has the same meaning, innocence looks a little better.

"What's wrong with learning to swear, swearing can make people retreat without fighting, this is the highest level of soldiers who do not fight without fighting. No, I have to learn, sister, he is your friend, help me Persuade him, let him teach me." Lan Yue said to Xuan Ling.

However, Zhang Cheng felt ashamed when he heard Lan Yue's remarks. Swearing is a vulgar thing, but this girl said it was so advanced. He really didn't know what to say to describe him at this moment. mood again.

No, there is another one, that is, the face is full of tears, and at the same time, it has found a theoretical basis for those wretched people. People who scold themselves, let others talk.

"Lanyue, what Joan of Arc said just now is right, you are not suitable for learning to swear, girls should be reserved." Xuan Ling also persuaded, she also couldn't figure out how her little sister's brain grew, how could she just think about it You can learn to swear at people like this?

"No, I have to learn. The Xingyue King made me so angry before, I have to piss him off myself, otherwise I won't be able to get over this hurdle in my heart." Lan Yue also acted coquettishly, which made her Zhang Cheng's head was as big as an ox. Is this also his little ancestor who is more than 400 years older than himself?I'm afraid my daughter is more mature than her now.

"This..." Xuan Ling thought she had no choice but to look at Zhang Cheng to see if he had any ideas.

"Okay, okay, I'll just teach you, but before that, I want to confirm whether you have the talent to learn to swear. My swearing skills are not something ordinary people can learn." Zhang Cheng could only catch the duck and put it on the shelves .

"Okay, how do you confirm?" Lan Yue said excitedly.

Seeing Lan Yue's excited appearance, Zhang Cheng blamed himself for a while, thinking, isn't this a mistake.

Shaking his head, he calmed down his mood, looked at Lan Yue and said, "Swearing requires eloquence, that is, you need to be able to pronounce your words clearly. Now I say a word and you repeat it. If you can listen to it, you can say it once. If you make a mistake, it means that you have the talent to learn to swear, if not, then I can only say no to you."

"No problem, you ask, but by the way, what does no mean?" Lan Yue asked.

"It just means that I can't, well, I'm going to start." As he said, Zhang Cheng thought for a while, and then said: "A dumb man came from the south with a horn in his waist; a lama came from the north. , holding a tama in his hand. The lama who is carrying the tama wants to exchange the tama for the dumb horn with the horn..."

After Zhang Cheng finished speaking, Xuanling and Lanyue were stunned. They had never heard of such awkward words, and they couldn't tell which was which just by listening to it, and they didn't know what to say in the end.

Seeing Lan Yue's expression at the moment, Zhang Cheng was very satisfied, and said, "I saw that you are eager to learn, so I deliberately lowered the difficulty. Okay, let's start."

"Ah, the difficulty has been lowered!" Lan Yue's eyes widened. This sentence was difficult enough, but the difficulty was lowered, which hurt her very much. She thought, "It seems that I haven't learned how to curse talent."

"Start." Zhang Cheng said again.

"Forget it, I'll give up. I'm sure I won't be able to say this. It seems that I'm not the type to learn to swear." After speaking, Lan Yue returned to the palace alone sadly.

"Zhang Cheng, is this really reducing the difficulty?" Xuan Ling walked to Zhang Cheng's side, and she felt that Zhang Cheng said this on purpose.

"Of course... no, I have used this sentence for a long time, and it took hundreds of hours of practice to master it so proficiently." Zhang Cheng laughed.

"You're so slippery... But that's good, it dispels her idea of ​​learning to swear, but this girl... Hey, I really don't know what to say about her." Xuan Ling shook her head, and flew back royal palace.

They were all gone, so Zhang Cheng naturally wouldn't stay here any longer. He still had a lot of things to do, so he returned to his room directly to continue his unfinished work.