They all want to kill me

"Chen'er, don't worry, I will definitely not abandon you." Li Shuhong said righteously, "This is a man's promise, you have to trust me!"

Lin Jichen stared at him with his face up. The two breathed together, but the atmosphere was not too ambiguous.

Li Shuhong was only nervous at the moment.

"Well, I believe you." She let go of Li Shuhong's lips.

['Man's promise'? 'You have to believe me'?Ten years ago, the uncle said that these are the two classic sentences when a man tells a lie, heh. I hope the day that the uncle did not really abandon me, otherwise]

Li Shuhong's back was covered with cold sweat.

Boil!
At the beginning, I didn't know that the simulated script was the past of reality!At that time, in order not to let the little girl suffer in the future, I taught her a lot of truths!

There are even crooked truths such as "people don't kill heaven and earth for themselves".
Tsk, in the end, he was the one who suffered the most.

But that's okay!As long as I didn't feel sorry for her, it would be fine!

"Hey, it's getting late, should Chen'er go back to rest?"

As soon as he said this, Lin Jichen's expression immediately became weird.

It was a classic look mixed with glee.

Probably the classic picture package expression of "bored, I want to see blood flow into rivers.jpg".

"Uncle, do you want to eat me right now?"

She put her slender hands on her neckline and pulled it slightly to reveal the delicate collarbone and a little whiteness underneath, "If uncle wants it, it's not impossible."

[Not yet. I heard that it hurt at first, and my uncle told me ten years ago that if a woman surrenders herself easily, the other party will not cherish it. I am not like that stupid master who is addicted to physical pleasure ! 】

Grass!Another pit!

Li Shuhong was numb.

Why is this girl so inconsistent?

Li Shuhong, Li Shuhong. What the fuck did you teach her back then? !

Now he can't wait to travel back to a few months ago, and then give himself a slap in the face!

And what the hell is being afraid of pain?

"No, no, how could it be?" Li Shuhong was righteous at the moment, as if he were a man of the abstinence type who did not eat fireworks in the world, "What I care about is you, not greedy for your body."

"Isn't that uncle greedy for me?"

[I'm going to be angry. 】

"Cough, I'm hungry too."

"Hee hee~~~ lustful uncle~~~"

Lin Jichen kissed Li Shuhong lightly on the face again, "If you enter the room now, you should be pleasantly surprised~~"

【That idiot master, I'm afraid she is still hugging the uncle's quilt and hissing. 】

Li Shuhong: "."

This is really difficult.
It seems to be another sleepless battle tonight.

"surprise?"

Even so, he still pretended not to know.

Of course, he didn't expect anything at all.

Well, maybe a little, just a little.

"But uncle, I don't care about you sleeping with my master, but you have to promise me one thing."

Li Shuhong subconsciously asked, "What's the matter?"

After saying that, he regretted it.

Doesn't this seem like he can't wait?

Li Shuhong felt a little numb.

This is nothing. I feel like a prop in the eyes of the little girl.

This girl won't imagine that she is her master being bullied by herself, and then imagine that she is bullying her master.
The big joke of slipping the world!

"Okay, I promise you."

But Li Shuhong still gave in.

After all, An Jianxian is really fragrant.

"Then what are you waiting for, uncle?" Seeing that Li Shuhong hadn't moved, Lin Jichen urged him instead, "Could it be that you still want to put our master and apprentice together to taste it carefully?"

Li Shuhong tentatively asked, "Is it really possible?"

"It's not impossible, but it depends on people's mood."

[A lustful uncle is better than that exiled immortal who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, if the uncle really thinks so. Let's find a chance to satisfy him in the future.Coincidentally, people also want to see Master’s expression at that time~~~]

"."

This girl is really a top fun person.

Lin Jichen jumped out of Li Shuhong's arms, and then smiled with his hands behind his back and said, "Go quickly, uncle, don't make my stupid master wait too long."

[If the uncle didn't catch that idiot, what's the point? 】

It's the fun guy himself.

Li Shuhong took a deep breath, "Then I went in?"

"Go, go, go!"

"Oh."

Li Shuhong tiptoed open the door and got into the house.

Lin Jichen stood outside the door for a long while, then slowly raised his hand and clutched his clothes tightly on his chest.

"Why do you feel so uncomfortable all of a sudden?"

She bit her lower lip lightly with white teeth, her beautiful eyes were at a loss.

This was the first time she had encountered this feeling.

What exactly is this?
But now is not the time to struggle with that.

Lin Jichen quietly approached Li Shuhong's bedroom, then gently poked a small hole in the window paper, and then moved his eyes closer
"Hiss, this villain."

An Zhixiu knelt on the bed.

Then keep going crazy.

Standing in front of the bed, Li Shuhong felt so overwhelmed.

How do you say that?

Sometimes, a notebook is too delicate to be practical.

Some painters' paintings are relatively sloppy, but they are very practical.

Just now Lin Jichen did arouse a little thought in him, but more of it was a game of warmth and mentality.

And at this moment Ahn Ji-soo
"cough"

He clenched his fist and coughed dryly under his lips.

The body of the peerless female sword fairy who was laying on the chrysalis froze on the bed, and then silently buried her face in the quilt and remained motionless.

She's pretending to be an ostrich!
【Ruined! ! !Or kill him?no no no!To beat him with amnesia!Make him forget what happened today!If you give him a sword in the brain, he should be able to forget what happened tonight, so let’s do it.]

What the fuck? !
Li Shuhong was startled, and went up to raise his hand and slapped him, "Jie Jie Jie, the medicine I put in your porridge for dinner just now has taken effect! Hmph, want to escape? Fairy An, you can't escape my palm Dear, Jie Jie Jie"

An Zhixiu was taken aback for a moment, then raised her head subconsciously, her flushed face was full of stubbornness with tears in her eyes, "Evil thief! Despicable! Do you think you can control me by drugging me? I won't give in!!!"

【Does he want me to do this and then.】

Li Shuhong: "."

He took a deep breath and said viciously, "Go! Give me this and that!"

"Oh, I won't give in!"

Even so, An Jianxian followed his orders obediently and obediently.

Li Shuhong: "."