I'm the king of weirdness
Chapter 27 Let's talk about an "online dating"
Chapter 27 Let's talk about an "online dating"
Ye Qiubai's soft words were clearly heard by Xu Ruyi.
He stared blankly at Ye Qiubai with a dazed expression, as if his brain had shut down.
Ye Qiubai smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. Didn't I match a girl a while ago? She has a family over there in Shelter No. [-], and I'm only here alone, so I'm going to lived there."
This is the rhetoric he had thought up long ago to explain his departure.
Xu Ruyi seemed to have recovered, and said softly, "Is that so..."
He seemed to have thought of something, groped in his pocket for a while, and took out a notebook and a black pen.
Xu Ruyi opened the notebook, and carefully scratched out some content with a pen.
Ye Qiubai poked his head curiously, wanting to see what Xu Ruyi was doing.
Xu Ruyi didn't intend to cover it either, so Ye Qiubai quickly saw what was written in the notebook.
The content in the notebook is Xu Ruyi's "schedule plan", what kind of things to do at what time every day.
And the content he is crossing out is everything related to Ye Qiubai.
"When you go to work, you have to say hello to Aye."
cross out.
"Dinner with Aye from [-]pm to [-]pm on Saturday afternoon."
cross out.
"Wednesday afternoon and Sunday afternoon, hang out with Aye."
cross out.
Ye Qiubai looked at Xu Ruyi's notebook, everything about him was crossed out.
It was as if... she had completely disappeared from Xu Ruyi's life.
There was a tight feeling in his heart, and his eyes dimmed.
But soon, he forced a smile again, and said in a joking tone: "It's too much, I'm leaving, won't you be sad?"
Xu Ruyi was still concentrating on doodling the contents of the notebook, without even raising her head, she shook her head.
"No?" Ye Qiubai was a little sad.
"Why?"
Only then did Xu Ruyi look up at him, her eyes full of doubts: "Aye is gone, are we no longer friends?"
Ye Qiubai explained: "They are friends, but if friends are separated by a long distance and don't meet often, the relationship will fade."
"Will Aye do this?"
Xu Ruyi became a little uneasy.
Ye Qiubai was slightly taken aback.
But soon, he grinned, his smile was as sunny as before: "No."
……
"Why me?"
In the meeting room on the top floor of the steeple-shaped building.
Fang Yuan patted the table and stood up with a look of astonishment and shock.
After the catastrophe, the number of human beings on this planet decreased rapidly. In order to increase the population, the citizens in the shelter will be matched with suitable age-appropriate objects genetically when they become adults, increasing the fertility rate.Citizens who are not married once they reach the age of 22 will face high annual taxes.
But one class of people is an exception.
That is the staff of the Alien Bureau.
Because the Alien Bureau is a front-line department with a very high mortality rate, marriage is not mandatory. Even if you don't get married after 22 years old, you still enjoy the right to lifelong tax exemption.
This is the case with Fang Yuan. She is 22 years old this year, but she has never thought about getting married, nor has she ever been in love.
But she never expected that her superiors would assign her such a task.
Li Nan waved his hand to signal her to calm down: "This is a good job, isn't it?"
"What a hell..."
Fang Yuan almost yelled at her boss.
Although Xu Ruyi is trying her best to behave like a normal person.
But he is a monster!
Want to marry a monster? !
Li Nan looked at her meaningfully: "You don't understand how many pairs of eyes are staring at this seat."
Because this is the last family seat next to "Zero Zero".
"Forgive me for refusing!"
Fang Yuan flatly refused, going to whoever she loved, anyway, she wouldn't go.
Li Nan seemed to have expected Fang Yuan's reaction a long time ago, with a calm expression on his face, he explained, "This is a mandatory task assigned by your superiors, and you have no right to refuse. Besides... it's not really asking you to marry" Zero Zero Zero, you don't even have to actually meet him."
"What do you mean?"
"You just need to meet him in the 'game' and accompany him as a 'future wife'."
Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, then frowned puzzledly: "But the 'Zero Zero' game is not a real game!"
"I know that the research institute has been researching the ability of 'Zero Zero Zero' to travel through the strange world, and it has already achieved preliminary results." Li Nan said, "A special game cabin will be delivered in two days. The pod can help you go to the same place as Zero Zero Zero."
Fang Yuan's heart suddenly trembled: "Should I go to the Paradise?"
She knows herself too well, and going to the dangerous treacherous realm by herself is undoubtedly a takeaway delivery to the door for those monsters.
Li Nan shook his head: "What enters the 'game' is only the projection of your consciousness body. Even if you die in the game, it will not have much impact on your real body. It will only be a headache for a few days at most."
"So, in fact, this task is not very dangerous. 'Zero Zero' is too uncontrollable in the game. There have been accidental injuries to civilians and friendly troops before, so your task is to supervise the 'zero zero' in the game." Zero zero zero', correct some of his behaviour."
He avoided the trivial and explained the nature of this mission: "In other words... you should accompany 'Zero Zero' to have an online dating."
"I……"
Fang Yuan's tangled eyebrows almost got tangled together.
She was still very reluctant to accept this task.
But Li Nan re-examined it again: "This is a mandatory task assigned by the superior."
No operator is allowed to violate the mandatory tasks of his superiors, unless he has the consciousness to defect to humans.
Obviously, Fang Yuan did not have this awareness.
So after a long time of ideological struggle, she slowly raised her head, gritted her teeth and said, "I need a raise!"
……
When Fang Yuan was dejectedly holding her mission report and preparing to leave the meeting room.
Li Nan suddenly seemed to remember something, and reminded her behind her back: "By the way, there is something you must remember—"
"No matter what 'Zero Zero' said or did, you must never agree to go to his 'country'."
This is a serious warning, and the tone is extremely serious.
Fang Yuan murmured these words, then nodded and said, "I see."
Li Nan watched the newcomers leaving. After the door of the conference room was closed again, he took a laptop to the conference table. After opening it, the screen was quickly projected to the large screen in the conference room.
On the big screen, light and shadow flickered, and a 3D projection of a young woman appeared.
Li Nan stood up and bowed respectfully: "Acting Speaker."
The woman projected was the big shot who took over the entire Alien Bureau after the disappearance of the Great Speaker of the Bureau!
Important notice: This book will be renamed "So I am the King of Weirdness" in the near future. If you see a book on the shelf that seems to have no name, it will undoubtedly be this book. Don't mistake it!
(End of this chapter)
Ye Qiubai's soft words were clearly heard by Xu Ruyi.
He stared blankly at Ye Qiubai with a dazed expression, as if his brain had shut down.
Ye Qiubai smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. Didn't I match a girl a while ago? She has a family over there in Shelter No. [-], and I'm only here alone, so I'm going to lived there."
This is the rhetoric he had thought up long ago to explain his departure.
Xu Ruyi seemed to have recovered, and said softly, "Is that so..."
He seemed to have thought of something, groped in his pocket for a while, and took out a notebook and a black pen.
Xu Ruyi opened the notebook, and carefully scratched out some content with a pen.
Ye Qiubai poked his head curiously, wanting to see what Xu Ruyi was doing.
Xu Ruyi didn't intend to cover it either, so Ye Qiubai quickly saw what was written in the notebook.
The content in the notebook is Xu Ruyi's "schedule plan", what kind of things to do at what time every day.
And the content he is crossing out is everything related to Ye Qiubai.
"When you go to work, you have to say hello to Aye."
cross out.
"Dinner with Aye from [-]pm to [-]pm on Saturday afternoon."
cross out.
"Wednesday afternoon and Sunday afternoon, hang out with Aye."
cross out.
Ye Qiubai looked at Xu Ruyi's notebook, everything about him was crossed out.
It was as if... she had completely disappeared from Xu Ruyi's life.
There was a tight feeling in his heart, and his eyes dimmed.
But soon, he forced a smile again, and said in a joking tone: "It's too much, I'm leaving, won't you be sad?"
Xu Ruyi was still concentrating on doodling the contents of the notebook, without even raising her head, she shook her head.
"No?" Ye Qiubai was a little sad.
"Why?"
Only then did Xu Ruyi look up at him, her eyes full of doubts: "Aye is gone, are we no longer friends?"
Ye Qiubai explained: "They are friends, but if friends are separated by a long distance and don't meet often, the relationship will fade."
"Will Aye do this?"
Xu Ruyi became a little uneasy.
Ye Qiubai was slightly taken aback.
But soon, he grinned, his smile was as sunny as before: "No."
……
"Why me?"
In the meeting room on the top floor of the steeple-shaped building.
Fang Yuan patted the table and stood up with a look of astonishment and shock.
After the catastrophe, the number of human beings on this planet decreased rapidly. In order to increase the population, the citizens in the shelter will be matched with suitable age-appropriate objects genetically when they become adults, increasing the fertility rate.Citizens who are not married once they reach the age of 22 will face high annual taxes.
But one class of people is an exception.
That is the staff of the Alien Bureau.
Because the Alien Bureau is a front-line department with a very high mortality rate, marriage is not mandatory. Even if you don't get married after 22 years old, you still enjoy the right to lifelong tax exemption.
This is the case with Fang Yuan. She is 22 years old this year, but she has never thought about getting married, nor has she ever been in love.
But she never expected that her superiors would assign her such a task.
Li Nan waved his hand to signal her to calm down: "This is a good job, isn't it?"
"What a hell..."
Fang Yuan almost yelled at her boss.
Although Xu Ruyi is trying her best to behave like a normal person.
But he is a monster!
Want to marry a monster? !
Li Nan looked at her meaningfully: "You don't understand how many pairs of eyes are staring at this seat."
Because this is the last family seat next to "Zero Zero".
"Forgive me for refusing!"
Fang Yuan flatly refused, going to whoever she loved, anyway, she wouldn't go.
Li Nan seemed to have expected Fang Yuan's reaction a long time ago, with a calm expression on his face, he explained, "This is a mandatory task assigned by your superiors, and you have no right to refuse. Besides... it's not really asking you to marry" Zero Zero Zero, you don't even have to actually meet him."
"What do you mean?"
"You just need to meet him in the 'game' and accompany him as a 'future wife'."
Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, then frowned puzzledly: "But the 'Zero Zero' game is not a real game!"
"I know that the research institute has been researching the ability of 'Zero Zero Zero' to travel through the strange world, and it has already achieved preliminary results." Li Nan said, "A special game cabin will be delivered in two days. The pod can help you go to the same place as Zero Zero Zero."
Fang Yuan's heart suddenly trembled: "Should I go to the Paradise?"
She knows herself too well, and going to the dangerous treacherous realm by herself is undoubtedly a takeaway delivery to the door for those monsters.
Li Nan shook his head: "What enters the 'game' is only the projection of your consciousness body. Even if you die in the game, it will not have much impact on your real body. It will only be a headache for a few days at most."
"So, in fact, this task is not very dangerous. 'Zero Zero' is too uncontrollable in the game. There have been accidental injuries to civilians and friendly troops before, so your task is to supervise the 'zero zero' in the game." Zero zero zero', correct some of his behaviour."
He avoided the trivial and explained the nature of this mission: "In other words... you should accompany 'Zero Zero' to have an online dating."
"I……"
Fang Yuan's tangled eyebrows almost got tangled together.
She was still very reluctant to accept this task.
But Li Nan re-examined it again: "This is a mandatory task assigned by the superior."
No operator is allowed to violate the mandatory tasks of his superiors, unless he has the consciousness to defect to humans.
Obviously, Fang Yuan did not have this awareness.
So after a long time of ideological struggle, she slowly raised her head, gritted her teeth and said, "I need a raise!"
……
When Fang Yuan was dejectedly holding her mission report and preparing to leave the meeting room.
Li Nan suddenly seemed to remember something, and reminded her behind her back: "By the way, there is something you must remember—"
"No matter what 'Zero Zero' said or did, you must never agree to go to his 'country'."
This is a serious warning, and the tone is extremely serious.
Fang Yuan murmured these words, then nodded and said, "I see."
Li Nan watched the newcomers leaving. After the door of the conference room was closed again, he took a laptop to the conference table. After opening it, the screen was quickly projected to the large screen in the conference room.
On the big screen, light and shadow flickered, and a 3D projection of a young woman appeared.
Li Nan stood up and bowed respectfully: "Acting Speaker."
The woman projected was the big shot who took over the entire Alien Bureau after the disappearance of the Great Speaker of the Bureau!
Important notice: This book will be renamed "So I am the King of Weirdness" in the near future. If you see a book on the shelf that seems to have no name, it will undoubtedly be this book. Don't mistake it!
(End of this chapter)
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