I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 62

"Mirror, mirror, who will be my prince?"

In a castle-like pointed tower, there is a small room.

The layout of the room is as classic as the Middle Ages. The goose feather quilt is spread on the bed that can accommodate more than ten people, and the pink gauze cover is covered on the top. The decoration is very warm and lovely.

The floor is covered with soft woolen mats, and countless dolls are neatly placed on the floor.

And in the middle of these dolls, a girl wearing a pale pink fluffy princess dress sat on the ground with her knees bent, her immature face was full of seriousness, staring at the mirror in her hand and asking.

A human face slowly emerged in the mirror, with a helpless expression: "Princess, not every mirror understands this. I'm just a mirror. Don't embarrass me, okay?"

The girl seemed very dissatisfied with Mr. Jing's answer, she pouted and shook the frame vigorously a few times.

"I warn you, I also have dignity..."

The face in the mirror was a little flustered, and he yelled sternly.

In the room, the dolls surrounding the girl raised their heads and looked in the mirror.

The threat of death made the face in the mirror sweat profusely, and immediately changed his words wisely:

"...but obviously I don't have much dignity."

The face in the mirror gradually faded, the mirror surface fluctuated, and soon a picture appeared.

It doesn't lie, its ability is not like the magic mirror in "Snow White", which can answer all the questions in the world, it just allows people to see what is happening in this world, and a little bit of the future.

But it knows who is the most suitable prince for Princess Meng, maybe that guy is the culprit who caused it to be dragged into the dream by Princess Meng.

Inside the mirror, a man's figure appeared.

That is—Xu Ruyi after being transformed into a demon!
The Lolita girl was very happy, turning around in the room as if she was dancing: "Will the prince come to save me?"

"No one harmed you." The face in the mirror couldn't help but reappeared, and complained, "This is your world, who can harm a king sitting on the throne in the king's world?"

……

Xu Ruyi shivered suddenly, raised her head and looked at the sky suspiciously.

Fang Yuan sensed something was wrong with him, and asked, "What's wrong?"

She also imitated Xu Ruyi and looked up at the sky, but she couldn't see anything except the thick clouds.

"Just now... it felt like I was being stared at by something." Xu Ruyi withdrew her gaze and replied hesitantly, "Maybe it's just an illusion."

While he was talking to Fang Yuan, the last of the seven dwarfs who were queuing up suddenly spoke to them: "Hey, my friends, are you also going to celebrate the princess's birthday?"

Xu Ruyi looked at the dwarf old man who was only as tall as her knees, and suddenly lifted her clothes.

The moment the clothes were pulled up, the huge mouth on his stomach slowly revealed a corner...

Fang Yuan saw him showing the huge mouth on his stomach, and immediately thought of how Xu Ruyi swallowed it strangely before.

She pulled down the corner of Xu Ruyi's clothes suddenly, and asked nervously, "What are you doing?"

Xu Ruyi didn't understand her action to stop her, and said, "This is the goal of the mission, although it's not one of the three most critical."

"But he can talk, maybe we can get some clues from him."

Fang Yuan is very cautious about this strange world. Although she doesn't know whether this is a paradox or not, since these strange things can communicate, she wants to dig out more information.

Xu Ruyi agreed with her opinion and said, "You are right."

He knelt down, looked at the dwarf and asked, "Are you going to celebrate the princess' birthday?"

"Yes, the king gave birth to a beautiful princess. Today is her adult day, and the people in the whole kingdom want to celebrate her birthday." The dwarf seemed very happy, and chatted with Xu Ruyi.

After Fang Yuan noticed that there was no danger, she couldn't help asking, "Who is that princess?"

The dwarf looked at her very strangely: "A princess is a princess, no one else."

It seems to be answered, but it doesn't seem to be fully answered.

Xu Ruyi pointed to the bag on his shoulder and asked, "What are you carrying?"

"Gold coins, full of gold coins." The dwarf generously put down the bag he was carrying, and opened the bag to reveal the golden gold coins inside. Those gold coins were only as big as a normal person's little finger.

He held up a fistful of gold coins, and said triumphantly, "If you want to reach the Kingdom of Clouds, you have to buy golden magic beans from a one-eyed, one-footed giant, so I brought the gold coins."

Fang Yuan tugged at Xu Ruyi's sleeve, covered his ear with her hand and whispered, "Are you going up? We don't have these gold coins."

"It's ok."

Xu Ruyi stared at the dwarf's bag on the ground without moving her eyes: "There will be."

……

"Damn it, you bandits! You stole my gold!"

A few minutes later, in the nearby woods, the little dwarf's angry cries sounded.

Xu Ruyi took a small bag containing gold coins and put it in her pocket with a blank expression.

"I thought you wouldn't do anything illegal." Fang Yuan couldn't help but said as she looked at the little dwarf old man who was tied up.

Xu Ruyi looked at her suspiciously: "Why do you say that? This is just a game."

"……you're right."

Fang Yuan seemed to have a little understanding of Xu Ruyi's worldview.

In reality, you have to abide by the law, but in the game, you can do whatever you want, it's just a game after all.

As she spoke, she skillfully took off the dwarf's hat and stuffed it directly into his mouth, and the whole world fell silent.

She is now more and more conscious of being an accomplice.

The two walked out of the woods and returned to the cliff.

The six dwarfs who lined up before had already bought the golden beans and were waiting for their companions to come back. They didn't even glance at Xu Ruyi who came back from the forest.

Xu Ruyi took the bag containing the gold coins and walked straight to the one-eyed and one-legged giant: "Golden Magic Beans for two."

The one-eyed and one-legged giant looked at him, then at Fang Yuan beside him, took out a golden magic bean from the bag and handed it to Xu Ruyi.

Xu Ruyi looked down at the Golden Magic Bean in her hand: "Can I only buy one of these gold coins?"

His gaze involuntarily glanced at the remaining six dwarfs.

"No, gold coins are enough to buy two." The one-eyed, one-legged giant said in a dull voice, "but only those with pure hearts can use the golden magic beans."

Xu Ruyi looked at Fang Yuan beside her in surprise.

Fang Yuan almost suffered internal injuries, her face was almost purple: "Am I dirty?"

The one-eyed, one-legged giant pointed at Fang Yuan and said to Xu Ruyi, "This woman has some unclean thoughts about you, she is an unclean person."

"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

　There will be another update later, but it's late, let's see it tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)