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After chatting for a while, the food in the kitchen was ready, and several women brought out the dishes one after another under Song Lan's leadership.

Zhang Taiping arranged a table with the old village chief, Qian old man, Zhuang Yu Wangpeng and other dignified people in the village, and the food was served here first, which was the usual practice, and no one said anything.

I made a lot of money today, and the food was better than before. The main course was a big rooster stewed with mushrooms picked from the mountains, and it was served with a few dishes that the village usually cooks for dinner.The wine is grain wine bought from other villages. It has a strong taste and is just suitable for men to drink.

When the meal was full and the wine was full, Da Nier toasted each of the uncles and grandpas with tea instead of wine.When toasting, no one has to say auspicious words, and the others are nothing more than "Da Nier has the ability" and "Da Nier is a Wenqu star descending to earth".Zhang Taiping didn't do anything special either, and said, "Da Nier studies hard when she goes to university, and strives to go to graduate school before taking a doctoral degree."

Zhuang Yu was pregnant, and after toasting, Da Nier went back accompanied by Wang Peng.It wasn't long before Wang Peng ran over again, and a table of big men began to let go of their bellies and drink.

The little monkey was arranged to sit with a few little dolls. At the beginning, this guy imitated the little dolls and took a pair of chopsticks to eat. After eating it, I finally got anxious, threw the chopsticks and started directly.

It is the first to act first. As soon as each dish is served, it stretches out its hand and squeezes it on the plate in front of itself.

At first, the little dolls were stunned by its hands-on behavior, but after the two dishes were preempted by it, they all put down their chopsticks, and grabbed the dishes with their hands as soon as they came up, leaving nothing for it.

The food that is rushing to eat is the sweetest. A monkey and the little doll from before are the most ferocious and enjoyable to eat among the tables in the house.

After eating for a while, the little monkey was finally full. He wiped the oil on the little baby next to him, stood up, patted his belly, and walked towards Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping's side is a high table, and eight people are sitting around it, trying to persuade them to drink.

The little monkey went to see a few people drinking and drinking happily, which was something that was not on the little doll's table.The little monkey's eyeballs rolled around, he didn't know what idea came to his mind, he looked behind Zhang Taiping to see if there was no opportunity to take advantage of, and then ran behind the drunk old man Qian.The cat bent its waist, and no one had discovered its existence for a while.

Wang Laoqiang poured Old Man Qian another glass. The two of them wanted to get each other drunk on purpose tonight, and they fought for each other.

It's just that Wang Laoqiang just poured the money for the wine, and before the old man reached out to take the glass, a hairy hand behind him reached out and stole the wine glass.

Everyone looked behind old man Qian, and saw the monkey that came with Zhang Taiping sucking the wine in the glass with a creaking sound.Before everyone could react, the little monkey jumped up and down again, sticking out its tongue and squeaking, its eyes filled with tears.The quilt in his hand also fell to the ground. Fortunately, it was the land and the quilt was not broken.

Jumping up to Zhang Taiping, dragging his clothes and screaming, sticking out his tongue and smelling of alcohol.

Zhang Taiping is both angry and funny, this is more than 50% liquor, not some Xianluqiong brew, it is no wonder that such a violent drinking method is not uncomfortable, it is estimated that his stomach is already burning like a ball of fire.Quickly found a teapot and handed it to him.

The little monkey hugged the teapot and gurgled down his stomach with tea. The pain on his mouth eased a little, but the burning in his stomach had just begun.The smell of alcohol rose, and his face was as red as its own.

Walking around the front of the house, his legs have already started to walk in figure eight, staggering, and making strange noises from his mouth.Zhang Taiping patted his forehead and thought: This guy is drunk.

The people who had regained their senses burst into laughter when they saw the little monkey, and a group of little dolls followed it directly to imitate it.If he could punch now, it would be the authentic Drunken Monkey Fist.

The little monkey wobbled into the kitchen and saw a big water tank. He plunged his head into the water tank to dissipate part of the heat from his body, and then jumped in with his hands on the tank along his whole body.The little doll and the women in the kitchen who followed were shocked and wanted to pull it out, but they didn't expect it not only to not come out, but also to show a ferocious expression at the person who came to get started, and shrank in the water tank by itself. Also showed a comfortable expression.

Da Nier hurried to the front and called Zhang Taiping in.

Zhang Taiping was a little speechless seeing it looking comfortable in the water tank, and lifted it out of the water.The little monkey was a little clearer and knew that he might have caused trouble. Seeing Zhang Taiping, he didn't dare to resist, and shrank at his feet.

Zhang Taiping said to Song Lan and Wang Min, "I'm sorry."

Song Lan said with a smile: "It's nothing, just change a tank of water in a while."

"Seeing that this guy is very drunk, I'll go first." Zhang Taiping pointed to the little monkey who was still scratching his head and ears.

Song Lan looked at the little monkey, and stayed here for a while without knowing what would happen, and said, "Okay then, when I have a chance in the future, I will invite the commander in for a drink."

"It's easy to talk about." Zhang Taiping went out to the front, greeted everyone who was drinking, and then took the little monkey back.

At the beginning, I was able to walk well by myself, but after a while, the smell of alcohol came up again, and I walked crookedly.Zhang Taiping directly tucked it under his arm and quarreled and walked away.

It was only past nine o'clock when I got home, which didn't match the time I used to go out to drink and eat.Cai Yazhi was a little surprised and asked, "Why did you come back so early?" It wasn't that she hoped Zhang Taiping would come back so late, but that he and the village chief Wang Laoqiang drank a little earlier this time than before. Something went wrong, that's why Cai Yazhi asked this question.

Zhang Taiping said helplessly: "It's not because of this guy."

Only then did Cai Yazhi notice the little monkey under Zhang Taiping's arm, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Was drunk."

"Drunk?" Fan Ming next to him said in surprise, and then came forward and wanted to rummage, but he touched a hand of water, and asked without frowning, "Why is it all water?"

Zhang Taiping said with a smile: "When drinking just now, this guy secretly drank a glass of wine when he was not paying attention, and the spirit of more than 50 degrees made him suffer for a while, and immediately became top-heavy and became drunk, and made a fuss for a while , and then ran into someone’s kitchen and plunged into the water tank. I had no choice but to bring it back in advance.”

"Haha, hahaha." Fan Ming couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard such an interesting thing.Cai Yazhi and Xing Rushui also smiled.

Zhang Taiping put the little monkey on the table, the guy stood up abruptly and walked forward, stepping on the air, if Zhang Taiping's hand hadn't fallen to the ground, although nothing serious would happen, but some suffering would be definitely.

Simply put it on the ground so you don't have to worry about falling off the table.It's just that the water on the body mixed with the dust on the ground immediately became dirty.

Zhang Taiping didn't care about it for the time being, went into the bathroom to take a shower, but when he came out, he saw a ridiculous scene.

The little monkey greeted Ah Huang with a bamboo pole. Fan Ming and Cai Yazhi couldn't hold it back, so they had to watch Ah Huang not to resist so as not to bite it.

It seems that wine can not only strengthen a person's courage, but also a monkey's courage. If it is awake, it probably won't be able to hide when it sees Ah Huang. How could it dare to provoke Ah Huang with a pole.

Ah Huang is feeling very aggrieved now, not only the male master's previous order not to hurt the monkey, but also the current female master's obstruction, even if he wants to open his mouth to threaten him a few times.He wanted to run away but was called back by the hostess, so he could only endure the humiliation with his eyes closed.

It's not that Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming want to make Ah Huang suffer and humiliate, but that Ah Huang is the most obedient and kind-hearted, plus Ah Huang is an old dog in the family. Knowing that the little monkey who knows the sky and the earth is going to provoke the grimace or the lion, these two are not easy to get along with, and Cai Yazhi can't say 100% that she can control them from suddenly violently attacking the little monkey.

Seeing Zhang Taiping came back from the backyard, Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and Ah Huang also breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to run out.

Just when Ghost Face came in from the yard, the little monkey saw that Ah Huang was gone, so he raised his pole and greeted Ghost Face.The grimace was different from Ah Huang, who jumped a step to the side and opened his mouth to roar.

The few people who were the masters didn't feel that there was anything unusual about the roar, it was just a powerful voice.But it was different in the ears of the little monkey. It was a roar full of majesty and warning.

The little monkey shivered, and his mind regained a bit of clarity. He saw the huge monster in front of him clearly, squeaked and threw away the stick in his hand and hid behind Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping patted Grimace's back to appease the angry face.Let it go out again with the lion that came in, and then turned to look at the little monkey behind him.Unexpectedly, it has already dozed off on the bench in such a short period of time, smacking its mouth a few times from time to time, as if it was dreaming that it was eating something delicious.

Zhang Taiping shook his head, carried it to the river, washed the dirt off its body, and then wiped it dry.Instead of putting it on the table, I was afraid that it would fall asleep and fall down. Instead, I spread a sheet on the ground and placed it on top of the sheet.During the whole process, the little thing slept like a dead pig, motionless.

In this way, the little monkey spent the first night at Zhang Taiping's house.After chatting for a while, the food in the kitchen was ready, and several women brought out the dishes one after another under Song Lan's leadership.

Zhang Taiping arranged a table with the old village chief, Qian old man, Zhuang Yu Wangpeng and other dignified people in the village, and the food was served here first, which was the usual practice, and no one said anything.

I made a lot of money today, and the food was better than before. The main course was a big rooster stewed with mushrooms picked from the mountains, and it was served with a few dishes that the village usually cooks for dinner.The wine is grain wine bought from other villages. It has a strong taste and is just suitable for men to drink.

When the meal was full and the wine was full, Da Nier toasted each of the uncles and grandpas with tea instead of wine.When toasting, no one has to say auspicious words, and the others are nothing more than "Da Nier has the ability" and "Da Nier is a Wenqu star descending to earth".Zhang Taiping didn't do anything special either, and said, "Da Nier studies hard when she goes to university, and strives to go to graduate school before taking a doctoral degree."

Zhuang Yu was pregnant, and after toasting, Da Nier went back accompanied by Wang Peng.It wasn't long before Wang Peng ran over again, and a table of big men began to let go of their bellies and drink.

The little monkey was arranged to sit with a few little dolls. At the beginning, this guy imitated the little dolls and took a pair of chopsticks to eat. After eating it, I finally got anxious, threw the chopsticks and started directly.

It is the first to act first. As soon as each dish is served, it stretches out its hand and squeezes it on the plate in front of itself.

At first, the little dolls were stunned by its hands-on behavior, but after the two dishes were preempted by it, they all put down their chopsticks, and grabbed the dishes with their hands as soon as they came up, leaving nothing for it.

The food that is rushing to eat is the sweetest. A monkey and the little doll from before are the most ferocious and enjoyable to eat among the tables in the house.

After eating for a while, the little monkey was finally full. He wiped the oil on the little baby next to him, stood up, patted his belly, and walked towards Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping's side is a high table, and eight people are sitting around it, trying to persuade them to drink.

The little monkey went to see a few people drinking and drinking happily, which was something that was not on the little doll's table.The little monkey's eyeballs rolled around, he didn't know what idea came to his mind, he looked behind Zhang Taiping to see if there was no opportunity to take advantage of, and then ran behind the drunk old man Qian.The cat bent its waist, and no one had discovered its existence for a while.

Wang Laoqiang poured Old Man Qian another glass. The two of them wanted to get each other drunk on purpose tonight, and they fought for each other.

It's just that Wang Laoqiang just poured the money for the wine, and before the old man reached out to take the glass, a hairy hand behind him reached out and stole the wine glass.

Everyone looked behind old man Qian, and saw the monkey that came with Zhang Taiping sucking the wine in the glass with a creaking sound.Before everyone could react, the little monkey jumped up and down again, sticking out its tongue and squeaking, its eyes filled with tears.The quilt in his hand also fell to the ground. Fortunately, it was the land and the quilt was not broken.

Jumping up to Zhang Taiping, dragging his clothes and screaming, sticking out his tongue and smelling of alcohol.

Zhang Taiping is both angry and funny, this is more than 50% liquor, not some Xianluqiong brew, it is no wonder that such a violent drinking method is not uncomfortable, it is estimated that his stomach is already burning like a ball of fire.Quickly found a teapot and handed it to him.

The little monkey hugged the teapot and gurgled down his stomach with tea. The pain on his mouth eased a little, but the burning in his stomach had just begun.The smell of alcohol rose, and his face was as red as its own.

Walking around the front of the house, his legs have already started to walk in figure eight, staggering, and making strange noises from his mouth.Zhang Taiping patted his forehead and thought: This guy is drunk.

The people who had regained their senses burst into laughter when they saw the little monkey, and a group of little dolls followed it directly to imitate it.If he could punch now, it would be the authentic Drunken Monkey Fist.

The little monkey wobbled into the kitchen and saw a big water tank. He plunged his head into the water tank to dissipate part of the heat from his body, and then jumped in with his hands on the tank along his whole body.The little doll and the women in the kitchen who followed were shocked and wanted to pull it out, but they didn't expect it not only to not come out, but also to show a ferocious expression at the person who came to get started, and shrank in the water tank by itself. Also showed a comfortable expression.

Da Nier hurried to the front and called Zhang Taiping in.

Zhang Taiping was a little speechless seeing it looking comfortable in the water tank, and lifted it out of the water.The little monkey was a little clearer and knew that he might have caused trouble. Seeing Zhang Taiping, he didn't dare to resist, and shrank at his feet.

Zhang Taiping said to Song Lan and Wang Min, "I'm sorry."

Song Lan said with a smile: "It's nothing, just change a tank of water in a while."

"Seeing that this guy is very drunk, I'll go first." Zhang Taiping pointed to the little monkey who was still scratching his head and ears.

Song Lan looked at the little monkey, and stayed here for a while without knowing what would happen, and said, "Okay then, when I have a chance in the future, I will invite the commander in for a drink."

"It's easy to talk about." Zhang Taiping went out to the front, greeted everyone who was drinking, and then took the little monkey back.

At the beginning, I was able to walk well by myself, but after a while, the smell of alcohol came up again, and I walked crookedly.Zhang Taiping directly tucked it under his arm and quarreled and walked away.

It was only past nine o'clock when I got home, which didn't match the time I used to go out to drink and eat.Cai Yazhi was a little surprised and asked, "Why did you come back so early?" It wasn't that she hoped Zhang Taiping would come back so late, but that he and the village chief Wang Laoqiang drank a little earlier this time than before. Something went wrong, that's why Cai Yazhi asked this question.

Zhang Taiping said helplessly: "It's not because of this guy."

Only then did Cai Yazhi notice the little monkey under Zhang Taiping's arm, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Was drunk."

"Drunk?" Fan Ming next to him said in surprise, and then came forward and wanted to rummage, but he touched a hand of water, and asked without frowning, "Why is it all water?"

Zhang Taiping said with a smile: "When drinking just now, this guy secretly drank a glass of wine when he was not paying attention, and the spirit of more than 50 degrees made him suffer for a while, and immediately became top-heavy and became drunk, and made a fuss for a while , and then ran into someone’s kitchen and plunged into the water tank. I had no choice but to bring it back in advance.”

"Haha, hahaha." Fan Ming couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard such an interesting thing.Cai Yazhi and Xing Rushui also smiled.

Zhang Taiping put the little monkey on the table, the guy stood up abruptly and walked forward, stepping on the air, if Zhang Taiping's hand hadn't fallen to the ground, although nothing serious would happen, but some suffering would be definitely.

Simply put it on the ground so you don't have to worry about falling off the table.It's just that the water on the body mixed with the dust on the ground immediately became dirty.

Zhang Taiping didn't care about it for the time being, went into the bathroom to take a shower, but when he came out, he saw a ridiculous scene.

The little monkey greeted Ah Huang with a bamboo pole. Fan Ming and Cai Yazhi couldn't hold it back, so they had to watch Ah Huang not to resist so as not to bite it.

It seems that wine can not only strengthen a person's courage, but also a monkey's courage. If it is awake, it probably won't be able to hide when it sees Ah Huang. How could it dare to provoke Ah Huang with a pole.

Ah Huang is feeling very aggrieved now, not only the male master's previous order not to hurt the monkey, but also the current female master's obstruction, even if he wants to open his mouth to threaten him a few times.He wanted to run away but was called back by the hostess, so he could only endure the humiliation with his eyes closed.

It's not that Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming want to make Ah Huang suffer and humiliate, but that Ah Huang is the most obedient and kind-hearted, plus Ah Huang is an old dog in the family. Knowing that the little monkey who knows the sky and the earth is going to provoke the grimace or the lion, these two are not easy to get along with, and Cai Yazhi can't say 100% that she can control them from suddenly violently attacking the little monkey.

Seeing Zhang Taiping came back from the backyard, Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and Ah Huang also breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to run out.

Just when Ghost Face came in from the yard, the little monkey saw that Ah Huang was gone, so he raised his pole and greeted Ghost Face.The grimace was different from Ah Huang, who jumped a step to the side and opened his mouth to roar.

The few people who were the masters didn't feel that there was anything unusual about the roar, it was just a powerful voice.But it was different in the ears of the little monkey. It was a roar full of majesty and warning.

The little monkey shivered, and his mind regained a bit of clarity. He saw the huge monster in front of him clearly, squeaked and threw away the stick in his hand and hid behind Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping patted Grimace's back to appease the angry face.Let it go out again with the lion that came in, and then turned to look at the little monkey behind him.Unexpectedly, it has already dozed off on the bench in such a short period of time, smacking its mouth a few times from time to time, as if it was dreaming that it was eating something delicious.

Zhang Taiping shook his head, carried it to the river, washed the dirt off its body, and then wiped it dry.Instead of putting it on the table, I was afraid that it would fall asleep and fall down. Instead, I spread a sheet on the ground and placed it on top of the sheet.During the whole process, the little thing slept like a dead pig, motionless.

In this way, the little monkey spent the first night at Zhang Taiping's house.