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Chapter 353 Wukong

After returning home, Ye Ling's lunch was ready. Although Zhang Taiping promised Cai Yazhi to cook for the children and the elderly at home, in fact, Ye Ling cooked all the meals for these two days. It's big, but it has a way of cooking potluck.

After lunch, Zhang Taiping took out the grill and cleaned it again, and prepared charcoal, sesame oil, seasoning and other things.I went to the old man Wang's house to talk about it, and broke some corn in his field.

When Fatty and Yang Wanli came back with a large bundle of corn, they both brought their wives with them. It seemed that they were heading for the hot spring in Tangyu.

Fatty saw the corn brought back by Zhang Taiping and said with a smile: "So you went to get corn, this is good to eat roasted."

Zhang Taiping said: "It's quite early."

Yang Wanli smiled and said, "The fat man can't wait to come over for a drink."

The fat man smiled and said, "Don't you want to drink?"

After entering the house, there is no need to introduce the two women, they both know each other. Yang Wanli's wife met a woman named Zhuang Wan in his forest garden last year.But Fatty's wife is a bit charming. I met him once in Fatty's hometown during the Lantern Festival a year ago. Her name is Wang Fenfang. Her name is vulgar but not vulgar. She is an ideal woman who can go to halls and kitchens.

Seeing that it was still early, Zhang Taiping said: "It's still early, why don't you go fishing in the pond for a while, and you can rely on it for dinner at night."

The fat man took out two retractable fishing rods from the big bag he brought, laughed and said, "That's exactly what we intend." Yang Wanli did the same.

Seeing someone fishing, Fan Ming led two little girls to watch, while Ye Ling was in the house preparing dinner, bowls, chopsticks, wine glasses, etc. Zhang Taiping didn't stop him, everyone had to find other people. Only with the value of existence can she live with peace of mind, maybe this will make her live in this home more at ease.

There were two women there, and instead of catching earthworms, which are not easy for women to accept as bait, they used sesame oil and flour together and added some sugar to make bait.

It didn't take long for the fat man to shout: "Marshal, Marshal, hurry up and drive your big white goose away."

Zhang Taiping came over to take a look, but there was a big white goose waiting beside him, if anyone dared to catch a fish, he would go forward and pinch him, the fat man unfortunately became the first one to be pinched.

Fan Ming felt the big white goose far away and said: "Fat brother, you see that the big white goose has taken a fancy to your body."

The fat man rubbed the pinched place just now and said with a wry smile, "Why do all the animals in your house have such strong attack power?"

Fan Ming argued: "That's not called attack power, it's called defense power. If you don't mess with them, they won't pinch you."

The fat man said, "Just now I sat here and didn't move, I didn't mess with them."

Fan Ming giggled and said, "The waters and the fish in the water are all under their control. Of course they are not happy that you caught their fish just now."

The fat man said he was speechless.

Although the fish in the pond grew fast and big, they didn't become smarter, or they were too smart. They all scrambled to eat the bait made by Zhang Taiping and the space spring water. It didn't take long for the four of them to catch it. Four or five, and put together a dozen or so.

Yaya and Tiantian, who were in charge of putting the fish caught in the small bucket into the big basin, said, "Auntie, the basin is full and I can't put it down."

Zhuang Wan looked at it, didn't it? A large basin filled with a dozen fish was definitely enough to eat, so she said: "Ah, so many fish have been caught so quickly, why are the fish here so easy to catch? Didn't enjoy it."

Yang Wanli said: "Then you can just catch it, and then let it go after you catch it."

The four of them fished for a while, then rowed a boat to the pond to play in the water for a while, and then the two women, led by Fan Ming, went to the orchard and the hills to the south.

Wukong slept until the afternoon before waking up. He got down from the top of the cabinet and went into the kitchen to scoop up half a scoop of freshly brought well water before fully waking up. I went to the backyard to pick some fruits to satisfy my hunger and met Zhang Taiping who came in from outside.

He felt that he hadn't done a good job, and wanted to run away when he saw Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping scolded with a smile: "What are you doing?"

Knowing that he couldn't run away, Wukong turned around and ran to him, salivating and stretching out a hand.

Zhang Taiping knew that it must be hungry after not eating all night and day, so he took out a big and fresh peach from the space and threw it to it.Wukong took the peach and let out a cry of joy. He hadn't eaten this kind of peach for a long time because he was learning how to eat these days.

The sunlight outside is not too strong, and instead of being scorching hot, it brings a little warmth to people.Fatty and Yang Wanli were preparing to kill the fish. Seeing Wukong coming out behind Zhang Taiping, Yang Wanli asked, "Is this Wukong?"

The fat man asked again, "Why didn't you see it just now?"

Zhang Taiping shook his head helplessly and said: "This guy went down to the cellar last night and drank half a jar of wine secretly, from being unconscious last night to just now sober."

"It's so good, you fellows!" The fat man yelled strangely.

Seeing Fatty, Wukong seemed to really feel the aura of his comrades, and walked around him a few times, and suddenly pointed at Fatty and laughed loudly. It looks a little funny, and a little worrying.

Seeing it clapping its legs and smiling so joyously, Zhang Taiping couldn't restrain the thought in his mind: Could it be because of drinking and drinking?

Also surprised were the fat man Yang Wanli and the three little girls who were squatting next to the basin to watch the fish kill. They all looked at the ecstatic Wukong with wide-eyed eyes, wondering why he was pointing at the fat man for joy.

The fat man asked a little timidly, "Is this male or female?"

Zhang Taiping said angrily, "Monkeys don't engage in homosexuality."

"That's good, that's good." The fat man patted his chest and said, "It's just what's wrong with it? I'm really so happy, the monkey can laugh immediately after seeing it?"

Zhang Taiping looked at the dancing Wukong and said, "Who knows what happened to it."

Wukong felt it, no one understood what he meant, his smile gradually subsided, he made a shoulder-shoulder movement with one hand, and then walked a few steps swayingly.

It's a pity that everyone still doesn't understand what it wants to express. You look at me and I look at you, with puzzled faces.Fatty was the most speechless, because Wukong was obviously aiming at him.

Seeing that no one understood what he meant, Wukong became anxious and threw out the few peaches left in his hand. He slipped into the kitchen and came out with a rolling pin after a while.It has a talent for playing this. The rolling pin holds a stick flower in its hand, and then holds the stick with one hand and puts the other hand on the eyes to make a look-out.

This time everyone understands what it means, this is playing the role of a great sage.

The fat man said: "If you wear purple gold boots and golden armor, you will really look like Monkey King."

Seeing that everyone understood what he meant this time, Wukong happily jumped on the ground twice, then threw the rolling pin on the ground and wanted to run into the house again.

Zhang Taiping said: "Take it back and put it where it is."

Wukong obediently turned around and picked up the rolling pin and went into the house. As for whether he took it back and put it where it was, he didn’t know, but he came out again after a while, this time carrying the wooden rake used for drying wheat.

He walked up to the crowd and pointed at the fat man, then took two unsteady steps with the wooden rake on his shoulders, and then stepped back and put the wooden rake in front of the fat man to signal him to come.

The fat man's eyes widened instantly: "This. This is.?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

This time Wukong's meaning couldn't be more obvious, except for the inexplicably horrified Fatty, everyone else laughed out loud.

Yaya was almost out of breath laughing: "Fat. Uncle. Haha. Wukong. Ha. Wukong said you are. Haha Zhu Bajie!" The little girl finally finished her sentence, and then laughed again.

Yang Wanli asked: "Could it be that Wukong has read Journey to the West?"

Zhang Taiping replied: "I am a loyal fan of the Great Sage. I have watched Journey to the West twice from beginning to end."

The fat man said with grief and indignation: "Is the fat brother really like Zhu Bajie?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

At this time, Fan Ming led Zhuang Wan and Wang Fenfang back from Peach Blossom Mountain, and asked, "I heard loud and loud noises in the courtyard from a long distance away, what's so happy about it?"

Everyone looked at Fatty, and laughed again, only Fatty had a bitter face.

Yang Wanli pointed to the wooden rake in front of Fatty and said with a smile, "Brother Fatty has become the second senior brother this time."

Wukong still picked up the wooden rake in front of the fat man and stuffed it into his hand.

Seeing this funny scene, the three women understood what it was all about, and laughed too.

After everyone laughed enough, Zhang Taiping scolded a few times, and asked Wukong to take the wooden rake back, and the fat man was released.

Although Zhuang Wan is already the mother of a child, her temper looks somewhat similar to Fan Ming's. She looked at Wukong and asked, "Is this the Wukong that Sister Fan said? I heard he can drink."

Before everyone said anything, Wukong held his head up proudly, but he had no combat boots, golden armor, and no peacock feather crown, so no matter how much he raised his head, he didn't look like the Monkey King. He could only win everyone over. smile.

After laughing for a while, he finally calmed down, and the sun was setting. Zhang Taiping took out a knife and prepared to handle the fish with the two of them.

At this moment, there was an eagle cry in the air!After returning home, Ye Ling's lunch was ready. Although Zhang Taiping promised Cai Yazhi to cook for the children and the elderly at home, in fact, Ye Ling cooked all the meals for these two days. It's big, but it has a way of cooking potluck.

After lunch, Zhang Taiping took out the grill and cleaned it again, and prepared charcoal, sesame oil, seasoning and other things.I went to the old man Wang's house to talk about it, and broke some corn in his field.

When Fatty and Yang Wanli came back with a large bundle of corn, they both brought their wives with them. It seemed that they were heading for the hot spring in Tangyu.

Fatty saw the corn brought back by Zhang Taiping and said with a smile: "So you went to get corn, this is good to eat roasted."

Zhang Taiping said: "It's quite early."

Yang Wanli smiled and said, "The fat man can't wait to come over for a drink."

The fat man smiled and said, "Don't you want to drink?"

After entering the house, there is no need to introduce the two women, they both know each other. Yang Wanli's wife met a woman named Zhuang Wan in his forest garden last year.But Fatty's wife is a bit charming. I met him once in Fatty's hometown during the Lantern Festival a year ago. Her name is Wang Fenfang. Her name is vulgar but not vulgar. She is an ideal woman who can go to halls and kitchens.

Seeing that it was still early, Zhang Taiping said: "It's still early, why don't you go fishing in the pond for a while, and you can rely on it for dinner at night."

The fat man took out two retractable fishing rods from the big bag he brought, laughed and said, "That's exactly what we intend." Yang Wanli did the same.

Seeing someone fishing, Fan Ming led two little girls to watch, while Ye Ling was in the house preparing dinner, bowls, chopsticks, wine glasses, etc. Zhang Taiping didn't stop him, everyone had to find other people. Only with the value of existence can she live with peace of mind, maybe this will make her live in this home more at ease.

There were two women there, and instead of catching earthworms, which are not easy for women to accept as bait, they used sesame oil and flour together and added some sugar to make bait.

It didn't take long for the fat man to shout: "Marshal, Marshal, hurry up and drive your big white goose away."

Zhang Taiping came over to take a look, but there was a big white goose waiting beside him, if anyone dared to catch a fish, he would go forward and pinch him, the fat man unfortunately became the first one to be pinched.

Fan Ming felt the big white goose far away and said: "Fat brother, you see that the big white goose has taken a fancy to your body."

The fat man rubbed the pinched place just now and said with a wry smile, "Why do all the animals in your house have such strong attack power?"

Fan Ming argued: "That's not called attack power, it's called defense power. If you don't mess with them, they won't pinch you."

The fat man said, "Just now I sat here and didn't move, I didn't mess with them."

Fan Ming giggled and said, "The waters and the fish in the water are all under their control. Of course they are not happy that you caught their fish just now."

The fat man said he was speechless.

Although the fish in the pond grew fast and big, they didn't become smarter, or they were too smart. They all scrambled to eat the bait made by Zhang Taiping and the space spring water. It didn't take long for the four of them to catch it. Four or five, and put together a dozen or so.

Yaya and Tiantian, who were in charge of putting the fish caught in the small bucket into the big basin, said, "Auntie, the basin is full and I can't put it down."

Zhuang Wan looked at it, didn't it? A large basin filled with a dozen fish was definitely enough to eat, so she said: "Ah, so many fish have been caught so quickly, why are the fish here so easy to catch? Didn't enjoy it."

Yang Wanli said: "Then you can just catch it, and then let it go after you catch it."

The four of them fished for a while, then rowed a boat to the pond to play in the water for a while, and then the two women, led by Fan Ming, went to the orchard and the hills to the south.

Wukong slept until the afternoon before waking up. He got down from the top of the cabinet and went into the kitchen to scoop up half a scoop of freshly brought well water before fully waking up. I went to the backyard to pick some fruits to satisfy my hunger and met Zhang Taiping who came in from outside.

He felt that he hadn't done a good job, and wanted to run away when he saw Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping scolded with a smile: "What are you doing?"

Knowing that he couldn't run away, Wukong turned around and ran to him, salivating and stretching out a hand.

Zhang Taiping knew that it must be hungry after not eating all night and day, so he took out a big and fresh peach from the space and threw it to it.Wukong took the peach and let out a cry of joy. He hadn't eaten this kind of peach for a long time because he was learning how to eat these days.

The sunlight outside is not too strong, and instead of being scorching hot, it brings a little warmth to people.Fatty and Yang Wanli were preparing to kill the fish. Seeing Wukong coming out behind Zhang Taiping, Yang Wanli asked, "Is this Wukong?"

The fat man asked again, "Why didn't you see it just now?"

Zhang Taiping shook his head helplessly and said: "This guy went down to the cellar last night and drank half a jar of wine secretly, from being unconscious last night to just now sober."

"It's so good, you fellows!" The fat man yelled strangely.

Seeing Fatty, Wukong seemed to really feel the aura of his comrades, and walked around him a few times, and suddenly pointed at Fatty and laughed loudly. It looks a little funny, and a little worrying.

Seeing it clapping its legs and smiling so joyously, Zhang Taiping couldn't restrain the thought in his mind: Could it be because of drinking and drinking?

Also surprised were the fat man Yang Wanli and the three little girls who were squatting next to the basin to watch the fish kill. They all looked at the ecstatic Wukong with wide-eyed eyes, wondering why he was pointing at the fat man for joy.

The fat man asked a little timidly, "Is this male or female?"

Zhang Taiping said angrily, "Monkeys don't engage in homosexuality."

"That's good, that's good." The fat man patted his chest and said, "It's just what's wrong with it? I'm really so happy, the monkey can laugh immediately after seeing it?"

Zhang Taiping looked at the dancing Wukong and said, "Who knows what happened to it."

Wukong felt it, no one understood what he meant, his smile gradually subsided, he made a shoulder-shoulder movement with one hand, and then walked a few steps swayingly.

It's a pity that everyone still doesn't understand what it wants to express. You look at me and I look at you, with puzzled faces.Fatty was the most speechless, because Wukong was obviously aiming at him.

Seeing that no one understood what he meant, Wukong became anxious and threw out the few peaches left in his hand. He slipped into the kitchen and came out with a rolling pin after a while.It has a talent for playing this. The rolling pin holds a stick flower in its hand, and then holds the stick with one hand and puts the other hand on the eyes to make a look-out.

This time everyone understands what it means, this is playing the role of a great sage.

The fat man said: "If you wear purple gold boots and golden armor, you will really look like Monkey King."

Seeing that everyone understood what he meant this time, Wukong happily jumped on the ground twice, then threw the rolling pin on the ground and wanted to run into the house again.

Zhang Taiping said: "Take it back and put it where it is."

Wukong obediently turned around and picked up the rolling pin and went into the house. As for whether he took it back and put it where it was, he didn’t know, but he came out again after a while, this time carrying the wooden rake used for drying wheat.

He walked up to the crowd and pointed at the fat man, then took two unsteady steps with the wooden rake on his shoulders, and then stepped back and put the wooden rake in front of the fat man to signal him to come.

The fat man's eyes widened instantly: "This. This is.?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

This time Wukong's meaning couldn't be more obvious, except for the inexplicably horrified Fatty, everyone else laughed out loud.

Yaya was almost out of breath laughing: "Fat. Uncle. Haha. Wukong. Ha. Wukong said you are. Haha Zhu Bajie!" The little girl finally finished her sentence, and then laughed again.

Yang Wanli asked: "Could it be that Wukong has read Journey to the West?"

Zhang Taiping replied: "I am a loyal fan of the Great Sage. I have watched Journey to the West twice from beginning to end."

The fat man said with grief and indignation: "Is the fat brother really like Zhu Bajie?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

At this time, Fan Ming led Zhuang Wan and Wang Fenfang back from Peach Blossom Mountain, and asked, "I heard loud and loud noises in the courtyard from a long distance away, what's so happy about it?"

Everyone looked at Fatty, and laughed again, only Fatty had a bitter face.

Yang Wanli pointed to the wooden rake in front of Fatty and said with a smile, "Brother Fatty has become the second senior brother this time."

Wukong still picked up the wooden rake in front of the fat man and stuffed it into his hand.

Seeing this funny scene, the three women understood what it was all about, and laughed too.

After everyone laughed enough, Zhang Taiping scolded a few times, and asked Wukong to take the wooden rake back, and the fat man was released.

Although Zhuang Wan is already the mother of a child, her temper looks somewhat similar to Fan Ming's. She looked at Wukong and asked, "Is this the Wukong that Sister Fan said? I heard he can drink."

Before everyone said anything, Wukong held his head up proudly, but he had no combat boots, golden armor, and no peacock feather crown, so no matter how much he raised his head, he didn't look like the Monkey King. He could only win everyone over. smile.

After laughing for a while, he finally calmed down, and the sun was setting. Zhang Taiping took out a knife and prepared to handle the fish with the two of them.

At this moment, there was an eagle cry in the air!

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