Portable space

When the group of children heard the loud gunfire, they all ran back and surrounded the river.

Zhang Taiping shouted: "Stay away, be careful not to splash yourself with water."

The children retreated a few meters with a clatter.

There is also Fan Ming who was firing a cannon for the first time. Zhang Taiping worried that she threw it in the wrong direction in a hurry and threw it beside the children by the river, so he said, "Stay back."

The little dolls retreated to a distance of more than ten meters from the river before stopping.

Afterwards, huge cannons continued to sound in the river, exploding pieces of ice and water jets.The rising smoke makes people smell not only the smell of gunpowder, but also a strong flavor of the year.

Seeing them having fun, Cai Yazhi also walked over.

Zhang Taiping asked: "Do you want to try two?"

Cai Yazhi shook her head lightly, looking at the muddy river and the rotten ice below, she seemed to think of something interesting, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"What's the happy thing to laugh so happily, let everyone have fun together." Zhang Taiping asked with a smile.

"It's okay." Cai Yazhi shook her head and said nothing, but there was an unbearable smile on her pursed lips.

"It's better to have fun alone than to have fun with everyone. Let everyone have fun when you say it." Zhang Taiping said.

Cai Yazhi looked at him with a strange expression and asked, "Are you really going to tell me?"

Zhang Taiping suddenly smelled a conspiracy, but he still insisted and said: "Tell me, let me hear what interesting things make you so happy."

"Then I'll say it." The smile on Cai Yazhi's lips grew stronger, "I remember when you were young, you and Wang Peng were the most mischievous. Every New Year's day, you would buy some thunder cannons and throw them in the toilet. When I threw it into the toilet several times, there were still people in it." Speaking of which, he remembered some funny scene and laughed again, and stopped talking.

Zhang Taiping touched his nose, this is an embarrassing thing.The toilets in rural areas are all open-air dry toilets. The effect of throwing the thunder cannon into it is similar to that of throwing it into the water. If someone happens to be using the toilet, the tragic result can be imagined.

The two of them did do such wicked things when they were young. I remember one time, it was him and Wang Peng again. He threw a thunder cannon into the toilet, and then ran away immediately. After thinking about the sound of the cannon, Then I remembered a horrible scream.The two of them hid far away and saw a person walking out slowly, as if they had just crawled out of it from top to bottom. (don't imagine)

It turned out to be old man Qian, but at that time he was not called old man Qian, but Tiger Qian.The two were terrified. At that time, old man Qian was a tiger in the eyes of half-grown children.So Zhang Taiping asked Wang Peng to run quickly, but he hid himself and did not move. After running out, Wang Peng's fate can be imagined, and he was severely punished by the angry old man Qian.Fortunately, Wang Peng was not smart but very loyal, he insisted on not revealing his accomplice, and Zhang Taiping escaped a physical pain.

Fan Ming listened to Cai Yazhi's narration, as if he had heard something unbelievable, his eyes widened like almonds, and he said, "Did brother actually do such a wicked thing?" His expression changed, and he laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.

This kind of embarrassment was brought out, Zhang Taiping couldn't say or do anything except touch his nose in embarrassment.

Cai Yazhi said with a smile: "I didn't want to say it, but you forced me to say it."

Zhang Taiping deliberately put on a wry smile and said: "I can bear it on my own."

Fan Ming finally regained his breath, straightened up, patted his chest and said, "I'm laughing to death." Then he asked Cai Yazhi, "Is there anything else interesting, Sister Cai, hurry up and tell me."

Cai Yazhi smiled and shook her head and pursed her lips.

Cai Xiaomei said: "If my sister doesn't say it, I will."

"Speak quickly." Fan Ming urged impatiently.

"The only thing my brother-in-law didn't do when he was in school was molesting female classmates, and he almost finished other things." Cai Xiaomei said.

Fan Ming shook her and said, "Tell me something specific."

"Let me think about it." Cai Xiaomei pointed her forehead with her green and jade-like fingers and said, "I remember when I was in middle school, there was a female math teacher who always asked my brother-in-law to do problems on the blackboard. Finally one day he got impatient and grabbed him. There was a mouse in the desk drawer. The scream when the female teacher opened the drawer could be heard all over the campus."

"What happened in the end?" Fan Ming asked.

Cai Xiaomei spread her hands and said, "Is there anything please?"

"No way?" Fan Ming was surprised, "You won't be expelled from school for such a serious matter?"

Cai Xiaomei laughed: "Originally the principal was going to be expelled, but someone ran to the principal's office and said that he was going to take the principal's youngest son to the mountains to see the grizzly bears, so the principal decisively changed the expulsion into a demerit penalty."

"It's still possible to do this?" Fan Ming turned to look at Zhang Taiping and said, "Brother is really a god."

Zhang Taiping smiled and said: "If you don't wait until you enter the university, do the same, and see if the principal will just give you a demerit."

Fan Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I don't have the courage. If I dare to threaten the principal, I will definitely be expelled."

At this time, those kids ran into the yard again, and the boy Hei said to Zhang Taiping: "Uncle handsome, give us a shot too."

The box cannon only makes a little noise and is not very dangerous. Zhang Taiping can give it to them with confidence, but this kind of powerful Leizi cannon is unusual. There have been children who fired this kind of cannon and blasted their palms without having time to throw it out. It was a mess, so naturally it would not be given to them. He shook his head and said, "This is not acceptable, it will easily hurt people."

The children were very envious of the powerful Leizi Cannon, but they could only marvel at it.

Naturally, Wukong also had this idea. When he walked up to Zhang Taiping, he wanted to put his hand into his pocket.

This guy is a dangerous person, and he is a bit worried about giving him a box cannon. If he is given such a powerful thunder cannon, he doesn't know what will happen.He clapped heavily on the palm it stretched out and said, "Go, don't move this one!"

Wukong had no choice but to withdraw his hand resentfully.

Zhang Taiping was worried that this guy would sneak into the house and take it from the firecracker bag on the cabinet cover, so he said to Cai Yazhi: "Lock the firecrackers in the cabinet later, don't let Wukong steal it."

Wukong was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Taiping's distrust, he squeaked a few times, and gestured with his hands, as if he was reprimanding Zhang Taiping for doubting his character.

Fan Ming rolled his eyes and said to the little dolls surrounding him, "It's so boring to blow up water with a cannon, it's more interesting to throw it in the toilet."

"Throw it in the toilet, my mother beat me." Several dolls said.

Fan Ming ran into the house and took out a few boxes of cannonballs and said, "Whoever throws it in the toilet will give him a box."

Immediately, the little dolls were not afraid of their mother's beating, and raised their hands one after another.

Fan Ming handed the cannon box to the person who raised his hand and said, "Let's go, let's complete your feat!"

The dolls rushed out of the yard laughing, and Fan Ming grabbed Yaya who was at the back and said, "Don't do this, Yaya, or it won't be fragrant, you know?"

"Yeah." The little girl nodded heavily and said, "Hee hee, I'll give all the cannons to Hei Zi."

After the children left, Cai Yazhi said with a smile: "You are really bad, teaching the children to do bad things."

Fan Ming said with a smile: "Small things, small things, if you don't do some bad things when you are a child, you will have no chance when you grow up."

It didn't take long for sporadic cannons and adults' shouts to be heard in the village. The small box cannons might not be able to achieve the feats Zhang Taiping and Wang Peng did back then, but they were thrown at the people who were going to the toilet. It can also scare people in front of them.

Back in the house, I saw Wukong looking for something.

Zhang Taiping walked behind it and patted it on the shoulder, and Wukong took a big step forward, turned around and saw Zhang Taiping, and ran out guiltily.