Reversing the start of Journey to the West
Chapter 51 My grandson is a poor man!
Chapter 51 My grandson is a poor man! (Please recommend tickets! Please collect!)
After the monkey left Wuqu Xingjun's mansion, he ran to Li Jing's Yunlou Palace again.
A brace.
After breaking Li Jing's mentality, he returned to the Yumajian happily.
After that, the monkey would visit Wuqu Xingjun and Tota King Li Jing every day.
"Xingjun! The monkey came again with the hundred thousand celestial horses from the Yumajian! This time he sent a banana!"
"Xingjun! The monkey is here again! He sent a catty of tea leaves!"
"Xingjun! Sun Wukong's gift, the strange stone, has been delivered!"
"Xingjun! Sun Wukong, he..."
As the days passed, Wu Qu Xingjun's mentality exploded.
The monkey came here almost every morning.
Either send some moldy tea leaves, or send some rotten peaches and bananas, or simply send a rotten stone, and swear that it is a strange stone in the world!
Sun Wukong: The first thing I do when I get up every day is to give Wuqu Xingjun a gift.
Mr. Wu Qu Xing now sees that the monkey's head is getting bigger.
Every day, this monkey will come here in the morning, and come whenever he comes, he insists on bringing his [-] war horses with him. Those celestial horses almost treat Wuqu Xingjun's mansion and Li Jing's mansion as natural dung farms every day. Over time, who can stand it? live?
Both Wu Qu Xingjun and Li Jing were about to cry.
Why do you say you have nothing to do with monkeys?
it's good now.
Being pulled out by monkeys to flog the corpse every day, it is called giving gifts every day to thank the recommendation, but in fact, every day is either tea or rotten bananas or rotten peaches.
Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun wanted to ask a question.
Monkey, can't you order something from Yangjian?
On this day, the Lingxiao Palace went to court early.
Both Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun couldn't take it anymore.
Join together to participate in the book of monkeys in front of the Jade Emperor.
Li Jingtuota stepped forward.
"Your Majesty, I have something to play!"
Haotian sat on the altar and looked at Li Jing.
"What's the matter with Li Tianwang?"
Li Jing: "Your Majesty, I want to join the Imperial Horse Supervisor, Ma Wen Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong comes to the minister's house every day to make trouble, and the sky rains horse manure, which is really damaging the dignity of the heaven!"
Haotian: "Oh? Is there such a thing?"
Li Jing looked back at Wu Qu Xingjun, and Wu Qu Xingjun also stood up at this moment.
"Your Majesty! Li Tianwang is right! Not only Li Tianwang's Yunlou Palace, but also the minister's Kaiyang Palace here. The monkey bears a grudge against us and avenges his personal revenge. Your Majesty, please decide for us!"
Haotian looked at the monkey at the end of the crowd.
Haotian: "Sun Wukong, Wuqu Xingjun and Li Tianwang said, is there something to it?"
Sun Wukong came out at this time.
"Old official, I don't understand what Li Tianwang and Wu Qu Xingjun said!"
Sun Wukong pretended to be stupid and became stunned.
Wu Qu Xingjun and Li Tianwang looked at the monkey with angry eyes at this time.
"Sun Wukong! Do you dare to do it or not? Do you dare to say that there is no public revenge?"
Putting his hands together, Sun Wukong said in an innocent tone: "Wu Qu Xingjun, I don't know where to start talking about public revenge? When did my grandson avenge private revenge?"
Wu Qu Xingjun: "You abused your power and brought the heavenly war horses to my and Li Tianwang's mansion to defecate horse manure, deliberately disgusting us, isn't this public revenge?"
Sun Wukong cried to Haotian: "Heaven and Earth Conscience! Your Majesty, I am just grateful for the kindness of Wuqu Xingjun and Li Tianwang when they went to heaven that day, so I go to their house every day to give them a thank you gift, who knows I am hated instead of being grateful, and it really hurts me that the two of you slandered me so much! Please make the decision for me, Your Majesty!"
Life is like a play, it depends on acting.
All the officials in Lingxiao Palace couldn't help but marvel at the monkey's acting skills.
Even Su Yu, who was standing at the forefront of the officials, couldn't help shaking his head when he looked at the monkey.
This monkey really knows how to act!
If he is allowed to act in movies and TV shows, why doesn't the actor Oscar get hand cramps every year?
Listening to Sun Wukong's words, Haotian also laughed in his heart.
As the Lord of Heaven, Haotian is the pinnacle of quasi-sage.
Could he not know what monkeys are doing in heaven these days?
Whether it is public revenge or not, Haotian's heart is clear.
But Haotian didn't say it now, he actually wanted to take this opportunity to disgust Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun.
After all, Li Jing is a Buddhist. Haotian has tolerated him for a long time. He had no chance before, but now that he has the opportunity, how can Haotian not intentionally punish him?
As for Wuqu Xingjun!
This guy hasn't done anything serious since he ascended to heaven.
Relying on his seniority, he is domineering in the Heavenly Court, and since a while ago, he has been very close to Li Jing, which seems to reflect the meaning of the Heavenly Court's refuge in Buddhism.
Haotian has endured him for a long time, and Haotian is going to be sloppy about this matter.
Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun listened to the monkey's words, and their hearts became even more angry.
"Your Majesty! This monkey is telling stories and confusing the heavens! He is not giving us any thank you gifts at all! This monkey is sending us some rotten peaches and bananas every day, or moldy and long-haired tea leaves! Please tell your majesty! This is not a gift." ah!"
Li Jing was about to shed tears from his eyes.
Haotian looked at the monkey.
He was also surprised.
Although he knew that the monkey would definitely not give any good gifts, Haotian didn't expect that the monkey would stop being a human being altogether.
Even rotten peaches and bananas can be sent out.
It's even more outrageous than I thought!
Haotian: "Monkey King! Is what Li Tianwang said true?"
Sun Wukong had already thought that Li Jing would read his book from this angle, so the monkey had already prepared his speech.
"Your Majesty! What Li Tianwang said is true, but there are reasons for it! Everyone knows that my old grandson was born in poverty, a poor man in the countryside, but he was born on a barren mountain on an island in the lower realm. He has never seen anything Good things are naturally not as good as the good things in the hands of the great gods in the heaven. My old grandson can only squeeze some peaches and bananas from between his teeth and give them to Li Tianwang, Wu Qu Xingjun and others. In the eyes of Li Tianwang and the others, it may be rotten peaches and bananas , but to my old grandson, it is indeed a good thing! Isn’t there such a saying? Sending a goose feather from a thousand miles, the gift is light and the affection is heavy!”
Monkey King answered fluently, telling about his poor background and tragic experience.
The man was silent when he heard it, and the woman cried when she heard it.
Haotian looked at Li Tianwang at this time.
"Well, Li Tianwang! The public says that the public is right, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is right. Both sides have reasons. It really makes me very embarrassed!"
Seeing this, Li Tianwang knew that Haotian intended to protect the monkey at this moment.
Li Tianwang turned his eyes, cut directly from another angle, and said to Haotian.
"Your Majesty, let's not mention the matter of giving gifts for the time being. Sun Wukong left his post without authorization during his official duties, ran wildly in the heavenly court, and disturbed the work of other immortals. How to deal with this?"
Haotian: "Oh? Monkey King, have you ever left your post without authorization?"
Sun Wukong heard the words and said directly: "Return to Your Majesty, there is no such thing! Li Tianwang is framing! This is slander!"
Li Jing was full of confidence just now, thinking that even if Haotian wanted to protect the monkey in this matter, it would be impossible.
Because Sun Wukong is indeed running wild in the heavenly court.
But I didn't expect that the next moment Sun Wukong directly turned back and called himself a framed and slander!
Li Jing was fucking dumbfounded on the spot.
I framed?
I slander?
monkey!
You look into my righteous eyes!
When did I, Li Jing, frame you?
(End of this chapter)
After the monkey left Wuqu Xingjun's mansion, he ran to Li Jing's Yunlou Palace again.
A brace.
After breaking Li Jing's mentality, he returned to the Yumajian happily.
After that, the monkey would visit Wuqu Xingjun and Tota King Li Jing every day.
"Xingjun! The monkey came again with the hundred thousand celestial horses from the Yumajian! This time he sent a banana!"
"Xingjun! The monkey is here again! He sent a catty of tea leaves!"
"Xingjun! Sun Wukong's gift, the strange stone, has been delivered!"
"Xingjun! Sun Wukong, he..."
As the days passed, Wu Qu Xingjun's mentality exploded.
The monkey came here almost every morning.
Either send some moldy tea leaves, or send some rotten peaches and bananas, or simply send a rotten stone, and swear that it is a strange stone in the world!
Sun Wukong: The first thing I do when I get up every day is to give Wuqu Xingjun a gift.
Mr. Wu Qu Xing now sees that the monkey's head is getting bigger.
Every day, this monkey will come here in the morning, and come whenever he comes, he insists on bringing his [-] war horses with him. Those celestial horses almost treat Wuqu Xingjun's mansion and Li Jing's mansion as natural dung farms every day. Over time, who can stand it? live?
Both Wu Qu Xingjun and Li Jing were about to cry.
Why do you say you have nothing to do with monkeys?
it's good now.
Being pulled out by monkeys to flog the corpse every day, it is called giving gifts every day to thank the recommendation, but in fact, every day is either tea or rotten bananas or rotten peaches.
Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun wanted to ask a question.
Monkey, can't you order something from Yangjian?
On this day, the Lingxiao Palace went to court early.
Both Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun couldn't take it anymore.
Join together to participate in the book of monkeys in front of the Jade Emperor.
Li Jingtuota stepped forward.
"Your Majesty, I have something to play!"
Haotian sat on the altar and looked at Li Jing.
"What's the matter with Li Tianwang?"
Li Jing: "Your Majesty, I want to join the Imperial Horse Supervisor, Ma Wen Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong comes to the minister's house every day to make trouble, and the sky rains horse manure, which is really damaging the dignity of the heaven!"
Haotian: "Oh? Is there such a thing?"
Li Jing looked back at Wu Qu Xingjun, and Wu Qu Xingjun also stood up at this moment.
"Your Majesty! Li Tianwang is right! Not only Li Tianwang's Yunlou Palace, but also the minister's Kaiyang Palace here. The monkey bears a grudge against us and avenges his personal revenge. Your Majesty, please decide for us!"
Haotian looked at the monkey at the end of the crowd.
Haotian: "Sun Wukong, Wuqu Xingjun and Li Tianwang said, is there something to it?"
Sun Wukong came out at this time.
"Old official, I don't understand what Li Tianwang and Wu Qu Xingjun said!"
Sun Wukong pretended to be stupid and became stunned.
Wu Qu Xingjun and Li Tianwang looked at the monkey with angry eyes at this time.
"Sun Wukong! Do you dare to do it or not? Do you dare to say that there is no public revenge?"
Putting his hands together, Sun Wukong said in an innocent tone: "Wu Qu Xingjun, I don't know where to start talking about public revenge? When did my grandson avenge private revenge?"
Wu Qu Xingjun: "You abused your power and brought the heavenly war horses to my and Li Tianwang's mansion to defecate horse manure, deliberately disgusting us, isn't this public revenge?"
Sun Wukong cried to Haotian: "Heaven and Earth Conscience! Your Majesty, I am just grateful for the kindness of Wuqu Xingjun and Li Tianwang when they went to heaven that day, so I go to their house every day to give them a thank you gift, who knows I am hated instead of being grateful, and it really hurts me that the two of you slandered me so much! Please make the decision for me, Your Majesty!"
Life is like a play, it depends on acting.
All the officials in Lingxiao Palace couldn't help but marvel at the monkey's acting skills.
Even Su Yu, who was standing at the forefront of the officials, couldn't help shaking his head when he looked at the monkey.
This monkey really knows how to act!
If he is allowed to act in movies and TV shows, why doesn't the actor Oscar get hand cramps every year?
Listening to Sun Wukong's words, Haotian also laughed in his heart.
As the Lord of Heaven, Haotian is the pinnacle of quasi-sage.
Could he not know what monkeys are doing in heaven these days?
Whether it is public revenge or not, Haotian's heart is clear.
But Haotian didn't say it now, he actually wanted to take this opportunity to disgust Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun.
After all, Li Jing is a Buddhist. Haotian has tolerated him for a long time. He had no chance before, but now that he has the opportunity, how can Haotian not intentionally punish him?
As for Wuqu Xingjun!
This guy hasn't done anything serious since he ascended to heaven.
Relying on his seniority, he is domineering in the Heavenly Court, and since a while ago, he has been very close to Li Jing, which seems to reflect the meaning of the Heavenly Court's refuge in Buddhism.
Haotian has endured him for a long time, and Haotian is going to be sloppy about this matter.
Li Jing and Wu Qu Xingjun listened to the monkey's words, and their hearts became even more angry.
"Your Majesty! This monkey is telling stories and confusing the heavens! He is not giving us any thank you gifts at all! This monkey is sending us some rotten peaches and bananas every day, or moldy and long-haired tea leaves! Please tell your majesty! This is not a gift." ah!"
Li Jing was about to shed tears from his eyes.
Haotian looked at the monkey.
He was also surprised.
Although he knew that the monkey would definitely not give any good gifts, Haotian didn't expect that the monkey would stop being a human being altogether.
Even rotten peaches and bananas can be sent out.
It's even more outrageous than I thought!
Haotian: "Monkey King! Is what Li Tianwang said true?"
Sun Wukong had already thought that Li Jing would read his book from this angle, so the monkey had already prepared his speech.
"Your Majesty! What Li Tianwang said is true, but there are reasons for it! Everyone knows that my old grandson was born in poverty, a poor man in the countryside, but he was born on a barren mountain on an island in the lower realm. He has never seen anything Good things are naturally not as good as the good things in the hands of the great gods in the heaven. My old grandson can only squeeze some peaches and bananas from between his teeth and give them to Li Tianwang, Wu Qu Xingjun and others. In the eyes of Li Tianwang and the others, it may be rotten peaches and bananas , but to my old grandson, it is indeed a good thing! Isn’t there such a saying? Sending a goose feather from a thousand miles, the gift is light and the affection is heavy!”
Monkey King answered fluently, telling about his poor background and tragic experience.
The man was silent when he heard it, and the woman cried when she heard it.
Haotian looked at Li Tianwang at this time.
"Well, Li Tianwang! The public says that the public is right, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is right. Both sides have reasons. It really makes me very embarrassed!"
Seeing this, Li Tianwang knew that Haotian intended to protect the monkey at this moment.
Li Tianwang turned his eyes, cut directly from another angle, and said to Haotian.
"Your Majesty, let's not mention the matter of giving gifts for the time being. Sun Wukong left his post without authorization during his official duties, ran wildly in the heavenly court, and disturbed the work of other immortals. How to deal with this?"
Haotian: "Oh? Monkey King, have you ever left your post without authorization?"
Sun Wukong heard the words and said directly: "Return to Your Majesty, there is no such thing! Li Tianwang is framing! This is slander!"
Li Jing was full of confidence just now, thinking that even if Haotian wanted to protect the monkey in this matter, it would be impossible.
Because Sun Wukong is indeed running wild in the heavenly court.
But I didn't expect that the next moment Sun Wukong directly turned back and called himself a framed and slander!
Li Jing was fucking dumbfounded on the spot.
I framed?
I slander?
monkey!
You look into my righteous eyes!
When did I, Li Jing, frame you?
(End of this chapter)
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