Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 1231 The Landlord's Medical Skills

The current Taoist is like a dancer, under the guidance of the landlord aunt, dancing a round ballet, but his howling sound has become the soundtrack of this dance.

"Oh, oh, don't, don't hit, don't." The Taoist now has nothing to do but struggle, his ears are being grabbed by the landlady, he can't run away, and his buttocks are severely whipped by the landlady's broom He couldn't dodge it, even if he struggled everywhere, it was still useless after all.

"I can't beat a son of a bitch to death, dare to say that I am a stinky old woman, let you say it, I will let you say it!!!" The landlady was really angry now, and she could see that her physical fitness had improved, so she smoked The Taoist didn't even take a breath. On the contrary, the howling of the Taoist became weaker and weaker. There is no doubt that the Taoist was almost exhausted from the pain, and he was about to lose his strength.

At this time, the landlord uncle put on a single shirt and walked out. Because of his age, the landlord uncle always felt that he could not rest, so he rested after eating. Most of the time, he usually lay on the bed and rested. Then, when he heard the violent movement in the yard, the landlady couldn't sit still anymore, and hurried out.

The scene in front of him really shocked the uncle, but he was not too excited. He also knew the character of the landlord aunt very well. Whenever he encountered something unpleasant, he would definitely do it. Moreover, the landlord uncle was beaten by the aunt for the rest of his life. Yes, he is absolutely at ease about the strength of the aunt. Reminiscent of someone smashing the door before, the uncle thought that he might have encountered trouble or was caught by the aunt for stealing things, so he walked slowly in front of them.

"What's the matter? This is, put out the fire, put out the fire, and talk if you have something to say." The more the landlady looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he was about to step forward to persuade the fight, because he saw that the landlady seemed to be losing her mind, and the bigger the more the more ruthless she was. .

In fact, the landlady's behavior was caused by multiple reasons, not only because of the Taoist kicking the door and the Taoist's verbal insults, but also because she cheated the landlady of so much money before, saying that the loss of underwear was caused by a romantic ghost, of course This is not the most important thing, the most important reason is because the landlord aunt lost so many treasured underwear, her eternal pain was hooked by the Taoist priest, and naturally, she vented all her resentment on the Taoist priest .

"Look carefully, who is this guy, who is this guy!" The landlord aunt was still slapping the Taoist priest's buttocks. If nothing else, the Taoist priest's buttocks were already ripped apart, because the broomstick had been stained red.

The uncle frowned, and quickly brought his face closer to him, but he couldn't tell who it was.

"Don't hit me first, or you'll kill someone if you hit again, why didn't I see who it was." The landlady stared at it for a while, and he always felt familiar, but he couldn't recognize who it was, it seemed that he was old , the memory is a bit bad.

The landlord aunt was also a little tired, so she let go of the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest was like a deflated ball, lying on the ground with a thud, panting heavily, as if he had experienced a nightmare.

"Here, is this guy that liar?" The landlord's uncle also noticed the huge mole on the Taoist's face, and he was instantly impressed.

"It's this bastard who dared to come to our door. He not only kicked the door of our house, but also called me a stinky old woman. I think this guy is an old lady doing somersaults. He is so fucking tired!" Pick up the broom in your hand one by one, and move down from top to bottom like a thunderbolt broom that is like a nirvana.

"Aw!" With the Taoist priest's last scream, this guy passed out happily. Instead of subduing the landlord's aunt, he let his ass blossom. It worked.

"You, don't kill anyone!" Although the landlord uncle didn't have any good feelings for this Taoist priest, he was not so confused. On the contrary, the landlord aunt acted so cruelly, regardless of the consequences. It seemed that the most poisonous thing was the heart of a woman.

"No, it's okay, this guy can't die." The landlord's mother was a little scared when she saw the Taoist priest fainted, especially when the landlord uncle threatened her, she was even more uncertain.

"Don't stand there stupidly, hurry up and bring a basin of water." The landlord uncle also showed the domineering a man should be at this moment, and dared to speak to the landlord aunt in such an imperative tone.

But the landlord's aunt had no idea now, so she had to do it. He didn't want this guy to have an accident, or she would be imprisoned.

Just two steps away, the landlady suddenly turned her head and asked cautiously, "Is it a pot of boiling water?"

The landlord uncle was almost fainted by the landlord aunt's words, and resisted the urge to spurt blood and said: "I want a basin of cold water, I want to wake him up, not to cook him!"

"Oh." The landlady replied half-understood, and then walked towards the pool in a frantic manner. Before leaving, she looked back at the broom. What shocked her was not only the Because of the red mark on it, but the broom was actually broken!This is a bamboo pole, what a hatred the landlord aunt is!

"Wake up, wake up." Although the landlord uncle has never learned any first aid medical skills, he is quite familiar with the old method of choking someone in a coma, so the landlord has already choked all Taoist priests. , maybe the landlord uncle tried a little harder, and the Taoist priest would be pinched down by him.

"Hmm...don't...ah..." The Taoist really reacted to being pinched by the landlady. Although he didn't wake up, he had already made various sounds. Of course Anyone who knows the details understands that the Taoist priest was scared of being beaten, and the fear and anxiety caused the current nonsense. If you don’t know, you will definitely think that the landlord uncle pushed the Taoist priest to the ground, and then the Taoist priest said no. ..um...ah.

Sometimes, misunderstandings are formed in this way. They only know one thing and don't know the other, which naturally leads to this kind of situation.

"Old man, here's the water." The landlady wobbled to the landlady with a big basin full of cold water.

"Pour it down, quick!" The landlord uncle turned the Taoist priest over and made him face up.

"Ah? Where to pour it?" The landlady was obviously afraid to do this. The arrogance she had when she hit someone just now was gone. At this moment, she seemed to be an ignorant girl who didn't know much about the world. She couldn't see this kind of thing happening.

"Splash water on your face! What do you usually watch TV series? When people are unconscious, don't they always splash water on their face? Hurry up, don't just stand there!" The landlord uncle was also a little anxious, he felt that the landlord The aunt is really too ordinary, she is a shrew when she starts to go crazy, and she is a timid girl after she goes crazy.