Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 1234

"Hiss, ouch, ouch." After loading the landlady's aunt and landlady's uncle into the car, the Taoist also quickly got into the car, because he needs a rest too much now.

But it didn't matter when he sat down, as if his buttocks were sitting on the stove, a sharp pain suddenly came, making him straighten up in an instant.

"Master, you, what's the matter with you?" The driver must have dared not drive when he saw the Taoist's slumped appearance, so he hurriedly asked.

The three practitioners behind were also silent. They were not fools, and they had already guessed what the Taoist priest had been tortured just now.

"Don't fucking ask, find a way to settle me down, I can't sit down, my butt hurts!" The Taoist's face is sad, and he knows now, what happiness is right in front of him, but he can't touch it.

When the driver heard this, he also became entangled. This car is not a RV, and it can’t lie on its stomach. It’s okay to sit in the back, but the back is already full of people. It’s obviously impossible for the Taoist to lie on it, otherwise others But there is no place to go, and secondly, the trunk is full of people, especially the landlady, who is so fat that it is impossible to stuff other people in, so at this moment, how to settle the Taoist priest has become a difficult problem.

"You fucking think of a way, my buttocks are uncomfortable!" The Taoist sat halfway with his buttocks pouted like this, and when he touched it a little, he would grin his teeth for a while.

After thinking about the phone, he was sweating profusely. Finally, he thought of a way: "Master, you see, how about you kneel on the seat so that your butt won't hurt. If you don't believe me, try it. I'll drive slower and you'll be fine."

When the Taoist heard this, it made more sense, so he hurriedly tried it. He turned around carefully, and then knelt down on the seat gently, holding the backrest with both hands to prevent it from slipping.

Not to mention, this trick really solved the Taoist's butt problem. Just as the Taoist was about to give the order to drive, he suddenly saw three practitioners sitting in the back seat looking at him with smiles on their faces.

Originally, the Taoist thought that the other party was laughing at his current situation, but then he suddenly realized that it is definitely not that simple, because now he is equivalent to kneeling in front of three people, which is simply humiliating his noble status .

Although a Taoist priest is a cheater, he also knows that a man has gold under his knees. Since ancient times, he can only kneel to the sky and kneel to his parents. Isn't it equivalent to kneeling to these three beasts at this moment? No wonder they With such a bright smile, it turned out that he got a big deal.

"The three of you got out of the car, I'm going to the back!" Seeing that the driver was about to turn on the ignition and set off, the Taoist stood up suddenly, opened the door and struggled to get out of the car.

"Here, master, we got out of the car, how do we go back?" The three cultivators also pretended to be innocent. They knew that this place was far away from Liehumen, although they could go back by themselves, but where It's comfortable to ride in a car, so when they heard the Taoist torture themselves, the three of them didn't even move their buttocks, and it seemed that they couldn't get out of the car.

"Are you guys going to get down? Oh, it hurts!" Agitated, the Taoist priest opened the rear door and wanted to drag them out of the car, but this way, the amount of activity needs to be increased, and his buttocks are a bit uncomfortable. Then protest.

The three practitioners looked at me and I looked at you, a little at a loss, but they also understood that if the Taoist priest really made up his mind to let them get out, they must get out obediently, after all, Lei Tianba was there when they came. It has been ordered to obey the Taoist priest's command, so this is an order, and they did not violate it.

At this critical moment, the driver who was sitting in the cab and anxious to get angry suddenly spoke up, because he didn't want to waste time on it. After all, he is also the escort of this mission and has responsibilities, so he hurriedly said : "Master, master, I thought of a good idea again."

As soon as everyone saw the driver speak, they immediately focused their eyes on him, and the Taoist priest was no exception, but his eyes were full of hostility and hatred, as if he could explode at any time.

The driver carefully looked at the Taoist's face to ensure that he would not get angry, and then said cautiously: "Master, the rear seat of the car is relatively large, and you can indeed fit in it."

Just after saying this, the three cultivators glared at the driver angrily, and they had the urge to kill him. They didn't expect that this unattractive driver would actually make trouble, what a cruel world!

The expression on the Taoist priest's face instantly became a little relaxed. It seems that he also very much agreed with this plan. At this moment, the driver added: "But instead of letting the three big brothers get off the bus, let the three big brothers support the master. , or the master lay down on their laps, with their protection, it will definitely ensure that the master will be smooth and comfortable along the way, and will never make the affected area hurt!"

It turned out that the driver felt that his plan was the best of both worlds. It could not only ensure that the three practitioners did not have to get out of the car, but also allow the Taoist priests to settle comfortably in the car. But when he said this, he found that the three practitioners In the eyes of the cultivators, it seems that the words "grass mud horse" are all written unanimously.

"You three, stretch your knees forward for me. I'll try to feel comfortable first!" Although the Taoist priest wanted to knock the three practitioners down, he also knew that although he was awesome now, he would be able to finish the job. After that, it might be bullshit, so he couldn't afford to offend these three practitioners, and he decided to try to compromise on things that could be compromised.

When the three practitioners heard this, they became entangled and went crazy. The three of them were like ants on a hot pot, constantly moving their buttocks. It seemed that none of them wanted to do this.

But the driver kept giving them winks, signaling them to agree quickly, otherwise none of us would be able to leave. Forced to do nothing, the three practitioners had no choice but to move their buttocks forward and only sat in the front third of the seat. , and then leaned back, showing their thighs one after another.

When the Taoist saw the human bed made up of three people's six thighs, he immediately felt very enjoyable. He has never enjoyed this kind of treatment when he grows so big. The feeling of lying on human flesh is definitely more comfortable than any leather sofa!

Ever since, the Taoist got in regardless of 21. Fortunately, there is a lot of space in the car, otherwise the Taoist must have been quite painful to do this.

"Take care of me, don't think you're okay!" The Taoist saw that the practitioner on the farthest side was unmoved, and angrily reprimanded him.

Cultivator C frowned, and held the Taoist priest's waist with great reluctance, and let him lie on the laps of the three of them completely. As soon as the Taoist climbed up, he let out a comfortable moan: "Oh, comfortable."

The three of them almost went crazy, it was a torture to their body and mind, but in order to prevent the Taoist from slipping off their laps, they were forced to wrap their arms around the body of the Taoist, forming a 360-degree care without leakage.