Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 1430 Can only use grass

Naturally, Sikong Dong had already discovered this strange phenomenon, but he came here in a hurry without much thought. At this moment, he also immediately understood that this was an empty city plan by Helingmen, the purpose was to let Lei Tianba and others People have doubts and dare not come rashly, in order to win more rescue time for Helingmen.

"I've known for a long time that Mr. Feng's wife is very smart. You must have come up with these tricks, right? Haha." Sikong Dong clearly remembered that when he came to Bingquemen looking for trouble before, it was Feng Xiaoyu who made him special. Passive, and finally played tricks on himself.

"Steward Sikong is overwhelmed. If you don't have any comments, I'll make arrangements right away. Presumably after a while, Lei Tianba will take the initiative to come to the door." Feng Xiaoyu said.

"Okay, I also want to meet again." Sikong Dong said with a smile, picked up the tea on the table and prepared to welcome Lei Tianba's arrival.

Afterwards, Feng Xiaoyu walked to Feng Yulin's side and said, "Father, please mobilize all the guards of the sect immediately, let them gather under the archway of Helingmen, and strictly guard the gate of Helingmen and all the small gates." , At the same time, gather all the strong men in the courtyard, let them hold weapons, and wait in the courtyard, but no matter what happens, let them stand where they are, even if someone breaks in, let them step aside immediately."

What Feng Xiaoyu said was a bit complicated, but Sikong Dong understood all of this quickly, and kept admiring Feng Xiaoyu's courage in his heart.

The reason for this is very simple. Now that night is falling, so many people are guarding the entrances of the Crane Spirit Gate, and so many strong men gather in the courtyard, armed with weapons. Even a fool can guess that this must be for Two lines of defense to prevent bad guys from invading.

In this way, Lei Tianba and others will feel that He Lingmen is a guilty conscience, and after dark, they take off their disguise and start to guard against themselves. Therefore, they who think they are smart will mistakenly think that they have penetrated He Lingmen The scheming of the Lingmen, and then the fact that the Helingmen was defeated, and then the bold killing became a fact.

"Okay, I'll arrange it right away!" Although Feng Yulin couldn't fully understand Feng Xiaoyu's intentions, he could guess a general idea. More importantly, with Sikong Dong as the trump card, how could the Helingmen make such a fuss? Don't be afraid, let alone have the slightest doubt.

Ten minutes later, the Crane Gate started to move. Due to the large number of people, even if they were cautious, they would definitely attract the attention of Lei Tianba and Lei Sudeng who were already upset outside the Crane Gate.

"Master Lei, there seems to be movement in the Crane Gate!" Lei Sudeng caught the movement in the Crane Gate for the first time, but at this time Lei Tianba was not by his side, just like the song title said Said, my dear, why are you not around!

However, Lei Sudeng lowered his voice and called for a long time, but he still couldn't find Lei Tianba's figure. This surprised Lei Sudeng. Could it be that Lei Tianba made the noise now?Has he already done something stupid?

Although this possibility is unlikely, Lei Sudeng was a little panicked. There are flowers and grasses everywhere in the Heling Gate, and the long grass in some places is as high as half a person. If Lei Tianba is lying on a certain A place to sleep, even if I'm exhausted, I can't find it.

"Master Lei...you"

"What's it called!"

Just as Lei Sudeng held his mouth in both hands, and was about to call Lei Tianba again, he suddenly found Lei Tianba's whispered reprimand not far from his right.

"Master Lei, this Crane Spirit Gate"

"Stop talking nonsense, get me some paper first!"

Before Lei Sudeng finished speaking, Lei Tianba had already issued a protest. It turned out that he was doing something that human beings need to do every day.

At this time, the Lei Su Lantern passed through the grass, and vaguely saw Lei Tianba squatting on the ground, his face was flushed red, a gust of cool wind hit, caught in the stench of the fragrance of flowers, mercilessly The impact on Lei Sudeng's olfactory nerves also made Lei Sudeng instantly understand that Lei Tianba was defecating anywhere.

"What are you dawdling about! Bring the paper!" It is said that Lei Tianba was very angry before, and his stomach was also full of anger. Naturally, he wanted to make it easier, but these days, he is in every day. Anxious to get angry, it is inevitable that there will be some constipation, so the squatting time is also very long, which is why Lei Sudeng has not found Lei Tianba for a long time.

"Master Lei, I came here in a hurry, and I don't necessarily have any paper with me." Lei Sudeng had no choice but to tell the truth. As a big man, he didn't have the habit of carrying tissues with him. If he really needed it, he would definitely I got it before it was convenient, and I won't be like Lei Tianba, shit first, and then find paper!

"What's the use of you!" Lei Tianba also scolded Lei Sudeng fiercely. After a lot of effort, he finally pulled it out, but Lei Sudeng didn't bring paper!

In fact, Lei Tianba didn't know that the reason why he suddenly wanted convenience was not because he had been constipated for several days and he was holding back to the limit at the moment, but because the tea he drank in the Helingmen before had all had It has the effect of moistening the intestines, so this is the reason why he disregarded his image and defecated anywhere. Of course, there were no toilets nearby, so it was really helpless for him to do so.

"Master Lei, the main reason is that there is movement in the Heling Gate. I just vaguely saw that many people came out of it. The specific situation is unknown now, but something must have happened!" Although Lei Sudeng felt that now In this kind of atmosphere, it is not suitable to discuss this, but if we don't talk about it now, it will be too late.

"What a bastard! I won't wipe it anymore!" Lei Tianba had a bad temper, and when he saw that there was movement at the Crane Gate, he was informal and ready to get up resolutely.

However, this made Lei Sudeng a little dumbfounded. How can I say that Lei Tianba is also the head of the Liehumen, but doing so is too arrogant for the Liehumen. Urinating and urinating, and not wiping your butt after you're done, it's definitely ridiculous.

"Master Lei, isn't there grass next to this? You just make it up, I'll go find out about the situation of Helingmen right away, and see you at the old place later." Lei Sudeng is a person who understands Lei Tianba very well. Knowing that he was saving face, he left immediately after speaking.

After Lei Sudeng left, Lei Tianba struggled for several seconds, and finally pulled out a handful of weeds, and then dealt with it with a painful expression. A place of painful memories.

Not long after returning to the old place, Lei Sudeng rushed back. Although he only went for such a short time, he had already checked the inside and outside of the Heling Gate. Most of the things were also captured by him.

"What's going on!" Lei Tianba's speaking posture was a little unnatural, and he kept twisting his waist, as if he was in pain.

In fact, only Lei Tianba knew that the grass just now had thorns.