Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 1460 Don't Reason With Women

"Let's go home first, or I'll fight back." The landlord's uncle's ear was about to be pulled off by the landlord's aunt, so he had to resist instinctively under the pain. He felt that when killing a pig, Pigs dare to resist, why can't they resist themselves!

At this critical moment, I heard the creaking sound of the big iron door opening not far behind me. Perhaps because of the age, the friction sound of the iron door is particularly sharp, which makes people get goosebumps. a feeling of.

At the same time, an old lady on crutches came out staggeringly. The old lady was wearing reading glasses and had a kind face, but there were so many wrinkles on her face that she could tell she was quite old. While walking towards the two of them slowly, he said, "Is the old Wang's family back?"

As soon as someone called her, the landlord's mother reluctantly let go of the landlord's uncle, and even gave the landlord's uncle an angry look, before turning around: "Yes, Aunt Wang, you have been doing well these two days, right?" .”

It turned out that the old lady in front of her was the one who called the landlady in the morning, and it was this old lady who helped look after the landlady's house these days.

"I'm fine. I heard your voice just now. I thought it must be you who came back." Old Aunt Wang smiled, revealing a row of false teeth.

In fact, Aunt Wang is over 80 years old this year, and her ears are not particularly good, and she can't hear ordinary movements, but every time the landlord aunt comes back, she can hear clearly. The reason for this is Needless to say.

Moreover, it is more difficult for others to communicate with Aunt Wang, because Aunt Wang is a little deaf, and will ask the other party to repeat it every time, but this has never happened with the landlord aunt. The reason is, Needless to say.

"What's going on here? Why are you still kneeling on the ground?" Aunt Wang helped the reading glasses and looked at the landlady uncle on the ground. He has a good temper, so the uncle is often bullied, but he has never had blatant corporal punishment outside.

"Oh, good old Aunt Wang, I twisted my ankle just now, so she hurried over to help me, look, these things are scattered all over the floor." The landlady smiled silly, stood up and patted Soil on the body.

Aunt Wang suddenly showed a puzzled expression, and she said slowly: "Hey, why are these ears so red, they were scalded with boiling water."

The landlady was at a loss for words for a while, and he didn't know what to say. He subconsciously thought that Aunt Wang had seen the scene of his being abused just now.

"No way, old Aunt Wang, he was bitten by mosquitoes, he's fine, why don't you come to the house and have a good time." The landlady's response was fast enough, and she quickly wove a lie to prevaricate, and teleported The topic, presumably the slow response of the elderly must be overwhelmed, so this matter has been covered up so vaguely.

"Okay, I'm still boiling water. I'll go there after the pot is turned on." Aunt Wang just wanted to follow the landlady over there, but she thought that she was still boiling water, and Aunt Wang was also a reasonable person. , I know that I just came back, there must be a lot of things that need to be busy, so it is not appropriate to go now, at least I have to wait for an hour or two before going, so it is more appropriate.

"Okay." The landlord's mother grinned, thinking that she finally had the opportunity to go to the house to clean up the landlord's uncle.

After Aunt Wang left, the landlady turned around, only to find that the landlady was no longer there. It seemed that the landlady had already run away ahead of time, so the aunt snorted and said, "If you run away, you can't go to the temple!" Then the landlady Murderously rushed into his yard.

However, the landlord aunt did not hear what Aunt Wang was muttering along the way, because Aunt Wang was saying: "It's so stupid to fool my old lady, and I was bitten by mosquitoes in winter. Scratch."

After entering the yard, the landlady closed the gate and picked up the broom behind the gate, it seemed that she was going to give the landlady a thrill.

"Let me tell you, if I hadn't given the driver 200 yuan today, this matter would have been a big trouble." Before the landlady entered the room, the landlady came out wearing a padded jacket. Landlord uncle, this is a double preparation, one is to wear more thick clothes to reduce the damage, and the other is to make verbal preparations, ready to reason with the landlord aunt.

"Don't talk about such useless things to me. If I don't clean you up today, I won't be able to swallow this bad breath!" The landlady picked up the broom and swiped at the landlady's back. Unscathed, it seems that the uncle is definitely an experienced person, knowing that this big padded jacket can withstand 90.00% of the damage.

"Take off the clothes for me!" The landlady threw down the broom in her hand, and she was about to peel off the cotton jacket for the landlady.

"You, why are you so pedantic? Didn't you see that the driver is unhappy? If he relies on us and asks us to repair the car, it will be more than that, and if this matter gets bigger, we will be in more danger." The landlord The uncle continued to explain, hoping that the landlady's aunt could put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately.

"Shut up, people asked you if you want money, they checked it all and said that the car is fine and you give back the money, why are you so low-spirited, Xiao Miao finally left some money and you just spoiled it for fun, don't want it in the future A penny!" Unexpectedly, the landlord's aunt's theory was even more powerful, and she directly made the uncle speechless. It seems that this is enough to explain a truth, don't reason with women, otherwise you will find that those who you think are okay The truth of saving oneself will make his death even worse.

The uncle's heart was cold. He felt that his life was so miserable. He obviously did a very sensible thing. Why did he end up being beaten by his wife? He was even worse than Dou E. Gradually, the landlord uncle also I gave up resistance and watched helplessly as the landlady took off the uncle's big padded jacket.

"I'll let you wear a padded jacket, let's see if you dare to wear it in the future!" Just as the landlady picked up the broom, she was about to make a big move.

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and two men in black came in swaggeringly.

"Haha, you old couple are really interesting. Our two brothers saw a good show when we first came here. It was really enjoyable."

"Not bad, this girl is really powerful, but when I was on the mountain last time, why didn't I see her so powerful?"

"You are stupid, did you forget last time, she is an old woman of the first rank of fairy spirit, so fierce, hahaha."

It turned out that this was the idea that Lei Tianba came up with all night, that is to continue to let those who arrested the landlord aunt and uncle last time continue to arrest, because Lei Tianba firmly believed that it was impossible for this couple to have a first-order fairy. Moreover, the few people who followed the Taoist priests to arrest the aunt and uncle last time also had personal experience. They are also very clear about all this, and naturally they will not believe that the other party has the strength of the first level of the fairy. Coupled with Lei Tianba's generous offer, they naturally have to do it again.