Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 1483 How to Kneel on the Washboard

But the landlord uncle was about to walk out of the alley, only to realize that he didn't bring a penny with him, so how could he spend money to buy food, not to mention that not only did he have to invite Li Miao to dinner today, but the old couple was also starving after a whole day of tossing around , so I have to buy some good wine and food, which can be regarded as cleaning up for myself.

But the uncle doesn't have a dime on him, and it's hard for a smart woman to live without rice. If he only buys one thing, it's fine. The neighbors know each other, and they can be cheeky enough to pay on credit. But this time, they will definitely buy a lot of things for such a long time. He didn't go home, but there was nothing at home, so after considering this, the landlord uncle had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to the landlord aunt to ask for money.

Although the uncle was fully prepared, he was still intimidated by the arrogance of the landlady. When he asked the other party to give him some money to buy vegetables, what he heard was the landlady laughing wildly.

"Don't you have money? Aren't you able to take out 200 yuan casually? Don't you have a lot of money? Why are you asking me for money now? What money do you want for me!" The landlady shouted like a storm The scolding caused the uncle's young heart to be very seriously traumatized.

In the next few minutes, the landlord's mother's mouth turned into a machine gun again, and she yelled at her head and face, making the landlord's uncle want to cry without tears, and even he began to regret it. Why did he marry such a scourge in the first place? , It's just looking for excitement!

Finally, the landlord couldn't bear it anymore. He felt that as a man, he should ask his wife for money, and it was to buy food for the family, so why should he suffer such humiliation? The plot of Liao Ye biting reappeared at this moment.

"It's not over yet. I'm going to buy vegetables and meat, not to eat, drink, whore or gamble. You are in charge of all the money. Can I spend it normally? Or I won't go, you go buy it!" The landlord uncle also said. He stiffened up, and when he finished saying this, his heart was also extraordinarily at ease, and he hadn't felt this good in a long time.

However, there is a price to pay for dying, especially when facing a strong man, the momentary pleasure will obviously make him die faster.

"I think you have had the guts to be ambitious today!" At this moment, the landlady's aunt had already grabbed the landlady's ear and dragged it out forcibly. I regret being too talkative just now.

"You damn old woman, oh, you, let me go." The landlady completely lost his resistance. He was most afraid of two things in his life, his daughter-in-law's roar and daughter-in-law's ear pulling. Frightened and terrified that life is worse than death, and pulling one's ears will make one's emotions collapse, and he is forced to endure the helpless pain.

"Still talking! You want to die!" The landlord aunt finally found a chance to fix the landlord uncle. How could she give up this good opportunity? She grabbed the landlord uncle by the ear and dragged him into the yard, and even pulled him out by the pool. The washboard has been treasured for half a month. Looking at the thick moss on the washboard, I know that it is eager to get the blessing of the landlord.

"Let me tell you, I still have to go out to buy groceries. How can I do it when I'm on my knees!" the landlord uncle begged bitterly. My heart is also broken.

My knees are not good in themselves, and I am getting older. This sudden kneeling on the washboard is definitely a double torture of the spirit and the body. What's more, my energy is different now from when I was young. When I was young, It doesn't take much effort to kneel all night in one breath, but now I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on after kneeling for 10 minutes.

But the landlady's aunt really made up her mind. She felt that in order to establish her own dignity, she must let the uncle taste the bitter fruit of his stubbornness today. He must not be allowed to make a terrible mistake and still get away with it.

"I, I, don't, don't." Since the landlord's ears were pulled, any resistance was futile, just like the Taoist priest who was beaten by the landlady with a broom but couldn't resist, because Being caught by the ear, you will really be led by the nose because of the pain. In addition, the landlady's strength is really not small. It is not an easy task to break free from her shackles.

"If you move around again, I'll make you kneel for two days!" The landlord aunt watched the uncle move around like a loach, and she couldn't hold him down, so she was ready to make verbal threats.

Hearing this, the landlord uncle was completely frightened, what do you mean kneeling for two days if you move around?Could it be said that if you don't move around, it will be at least one day?For me, this is simply a nightmare!

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, good daughter-in-law, can you let me buy the vegetables first and then come back to kneel, otherwise I will not be able to buy vegetables after I kneel, and you have to stir-fry and cook, so you will be too tired, I It’s never too late to kneel after you’ve bought it.” The landlady was so quick-witted that he was ready to use a tactic to delay the attack. After living with the aunt for so many years, he also knew the other party’s temper, so he firmly believed that as long as his own affairs and When the interests of the landlord aunt conflict, she will definitely consider herself first, so she is saved invisibly.

This is all experience accumulated with blood and tears. After saying this, the landlord uncle also became nervous. He hoped that his method would work, otherwise he would really be doomed today.

Every second that followed seemed extremely long in the eyes of the landlord uncle, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as seconds like years. He was eagerly waiting for the landlord's answer, because this was a life for him. and death judgment.

"Get out and buy groceries, and keep kneeling after shopping! Also, it's useless even if Xiao Miao begs for mercy, let me kneel secretly in the bedroom!" The landlord's aunt was very clever to guess the landlord's next strategy, so she also Pretend to be smart and put the words to the front.

Even so, the landlady was relieved, he quickly stood up, and took a deep breath, it could be seen that the landlady was still in shock.

"Why don't you leave! Do you still want to kneel!" The landlady couldn't help shouting angrily when she saw the uncle standing beside her like a lump of elm gasping for breath.

"Qian..." The landlady's voice was like a mosquito screaming, really like a resentful little daughter-in-law who dared not even fart.

"How dare you ask for money!" The landlady yelled again, and the landlady shivered in fright, but it was useless to shout, all the landlady's money was with the aunt, and he couldn't let himself be naked again Go out of your pocket, wouldn't that be a waste of time.

Perhaps because she realized that she was going too far, the landlady took out a handful of change from her pocket and threw it to the landlady in an angry manner, even threatening: "Come back to me within 10 minutes, if you deliberately delay me Time, kneel for an extra hour!" It seems that the landlord's mother also knows the landlord's uncle, and she also considers that the other party will definitely wait for Li Miao to return home together, so that he can avoid punishment very well.