Cynical Master of the City

Today, another strange thing happened to him. 【@】

After bidding farewell to the beauty, he walked for more than a few minutes, and finally arrived at the rental house. This is a simple hut that he had to rent when he was away from home. It is on the second floor of an ordinary bungalow. This place feels a bit like a courtyard. The gate of the house is quite grand, and a big yellow dog squats at the door with a certain posture. It is said that when Li Miao first came to look for a house, when he pushed the gate open, the dog almost scared to death. If the big yellow dog was not tied with an iron chain, I'm afraid Li Miao will have to get rabies vaccine again now.

As soon as I walked into the yard, I saw the landlady was washing clothes in the yard. The landlady was warm-hearted, but she had a very loud voice. The voice was so loud that if there was any news to convey to the tenants, just shout in the yard, Make sure you can hear clearly, the aunt saw Li Miao's bandaged face and limping appearance, and hurriedly put down what she was doing.

"Xiao Miao, what's wrong with you?" asked the aunt with a puzzled expression.

"Uh, aunt, it's okay, I fell off the bike, it's okay." Li Miao explained.

"You are serious, you have to be careful in the future." The landlady said with concern.

"Well, I know auntie." Li Miao went up to his room on the second floor after speaking.

The house is not very big, only more than 10 square meters.Except for a bed, a desk and a cabinet, there is basically nothing else. Although the house is simple, it is very tidy. Li Miao is a very clean person and cannot tolerate any mess. It is said that he has some cleanliness, but Li Miao does not take it seriously, always explaining that there is nothing wrong with being clean, who would hate a person who loves cleanliness, this is also his fallacy.

Li Miao lay heavily on the bed in a big font. This day, he was too tired, but the beauty Zhuang Xiaoying when he got off work really made him fantasize. Before he knew it, the corner of Li Miao's mouth was already smiling, imagining that one day he would be able to have sex with her. Just go to him.

Just when Li Miao still couldn't get enough of the beauty just now, he heard the voice of the aunt downstairs.

"Xiao Miao, come down quickly, there is an express mail"

"Huh? Express mail, who sent it to me?" Li Miao muttered in his heart, but he still lay still.

"What are you dawdling about, come down quickly" the aunt shouted with the lion's roar, the sound waves penetrated into the ears like an invisible force.

Li Miao was afraid of the landlady's voice, so he quickly got up and went downstairs, regardless of the pain in his ankle, he hurriedly signed for the shipment.It's just that Li Miao didn't notice the casual smile of the courier.

Walking up the stairs slowly, Li Miao looked at the shipment in his hand, it was only the size of two cigarette boxes, Li Miao also bought it often, his first reaction was that some idiot seller sent the wrong goods, thinking of Li Miao It was refreshing for a while, but he was also a little bit worried, because he often buys, once he finds that the things he buys do not match the description or the seller's attitude is extremely bad, he will not hesitate to give a bad review, and he will be full of righteous indignation. Thinking of the Shroud Gate incident a few days ago, Li Miao couldn't help shivering.

"I don't care, it's nothing more than revenge on me, I'm not afraid." Li Miao emboldened himself.Back in the room, he also went under the table and took out the strong wine that he didn't want to drink, and choked on a few mouthfuls.

Li Miao opened the package nervously, but the plastic skin was so tight that he didn't tear it open for a long time. He simply opened it with scissors and peeled off the outer skin. What he saw was a delicate There is nothing unusual about the small wooden box, it looks like it is made of sandalwood, and the carving is quite careful. What is inside?At this time, Li Miao didn't dare to open the box, for fear that there might be some mechanism or something scary.

"It can't be poop. I remember that many unscrupulous sellers are like this when they retaliate against bad reviewers." Li Miao thought to himself, and suddenly felt cold.

Picking it up and smelling it, I didn't feel any peculiar smell, but there was some refreshing fragrance.

"Your sister, if it's a prank, I will investigate thoroughly." Li Miao said fiercely.

Then, trembling and slowly opening the box, he turned his head to one side in fright and narrowed one eye, for fear that something in the box would scare him.

He gently opened the edge of the box with his fingers, and his movements were very cautious. After all, this is something of unknown origin. If there is any danger, it will be him who will be miserable.

Just like that, Li Miao opened a small box for dozens of seconds. His courage made people speechless. Finally, the contents of the box came into view.

"Your sister, scare me!" After Li Miao opened it, except for a small black ball sneaked into the wooden box, there was nothing else.

"This thing is not Mai Lisu." Li Miao looked at the ball and found that it was basically the same as Mai Lisu except that it was crystal clear and round.

Li Miao is also a curious baby. After finding out that this thing is not a scary thing, he is relieved and wonders if this thing is a treasure. Li Miao picks up the small ball by the way, puts it on his teeth and bites it, just like testing gold. The hardness is the same, see if it is some other baby.

Just as Li Miao put it in his mouth to bite, the landlady's lion's roar suddenly came from the door of his house.

"Xiao Miao, what are you doing?" the aunt shouted.

"Ah, ah, what, me."

"Gudong"

Li Miao suddenly felt a choke in his throat, how could he have imagined that the aunt yelled so timely, it didn't matter, the little black ball slid into Li Miao's stomach with a thud.

"Oh, what should I do?" Li Miao was anxious like an ant on a hot pot.

"Aunt, you, what did you call me for, me, me," Li Miao shouted anxiously, really hating this aunt in his heart.

"Xiao Miao, have you eaten yet? Your uncle cooked a pot of hairy crabs. Come down and taste them later," said the aunt kindly.

"I've eaten early! I won't go down anymore" Li Miao prevaricated the landlady's aunt, feeling extremely angry in his heart, you, you stinky old woman, you didn't call me early or late, but you called me at this time.Let me eat this thing, if I die, even a ghost will not let you go! ! !

Regardless of him, Li Miao quickly picked up his throat, hoping to spit it out, but it didn't help after a long time. Li Miao was in a panic. If it was really poisonous, it would kill people. Who is okay? Send me this, Li Miao thought, the postman seemed to be smiling at himself at that time, the smile was so weird, did he know what was in it, could this be the seller's revenge for my bad review, "Bah, bah, bah , I have a crow's mouth, I'm sure I'm fine, I'm sure I'm fine." Li Miao's thoughts suddenly dispersed, and various uneasy guesses rushed into his mind.

Li Miao pushed open the door, and rushed out without locking it. He knew that the house was safe, and the landlord was there, so it would be no wonder that the thief dared to come in. At this moment, the landlord also saw Li Miao running away. , and shouted, "Come and eat hairy crabs, what are you running for?" Li Miao ignored the landlady's yelling, and went straight out, took a taxi, and went to a nearby hospital.

After registering, I rushed into the emergency room in a hurry, and told the doctor quickly.

"Why are you uncomfortable?" an elderly doctor asked Li Miao.

"Doctor, save me quickly. I ate a small metal ball, I don't know what it is, I accidentally swallowed it."

"Your face?" The doctor saw the wound on Li Miao's face.

"It's okay, it's been dealt with, now it's important to check your stomach."

After hearing this, the doctor quickly ordered an x-ray for Li Miao without saying a word.

After paying the fee with the form, Li Miao rushed to the radiology room clutching his stomach.

After a while, Li Miao finished taking pictures.Because it was almost night and there were no patients in the hospital, so the X-ray was taken without queuing. Li Miao rushed into the doctor's outpatient office with the film, doctor, doctor, it seems that nothing was taken.

Li Miao also has some medical knowledge, so watching a movie is not a problem.

The old doctor took a film and watched it for a while, then lowered his head and wrote the case, without raising his head.

"It's true that you didn't see any foreign objects in your abdominal cavity. Don't worry, why don't you take a CT scan, then look more carefully." The doctor looked at it for a while, and said in a dignified manner.

"I don't want to take so much radiation, doctor, if the x-ray doesn't show it, it means it's all right?"

"Oh, it's hard to say."

"Forget it, I won't take ct, maybe it will be digested." Li Miao said self-deceivingly.

How could the doctor fail to hear the truth in his words, this kid must be short of cash, and a radiological examination can easily cost several hundred dollars, it seems that this young man is not a rich man.

"Young man, look at this, pay more attention to rest when you go back, don't be psychologically burdened, it should be excreted. If you still feel uncomfortable tomorrow, come to the hospital immediately," the doctor said.

Since Li Miao didn't feel any discomfort afterwards, he sat in the corridor of the hospital for a while to see what would happen. After about half an hour, he didn't find any abnormalities, so he left the hospital in peace.

"Oh, I'm tormenting me to death, I hope nothing happens, otherwise I will die with peace." Li Miao thought to himself.

After leaving the hospital, Li Miao got on the bus. The traffic near the hospital was relatively developed. After waiting for 2 minutes, the bus came. After Li Miao got on the bus, he couldn't calm down for a long time. The driver's technique was very poor, he braked one by one, and the car rushed one after another, which made Li Miao feel a little uncomfortable. After 10 minutes, Li Miao returned to his rental house again.

After Li Miao entered the room, he didn't have time to think about it anymore. After a long day's work, his stomach began to protest and growled. Only then did Li Miao realize that he hadn't eaten dinner yet.

Alas, instant noodles, the only killer feature.

If Li Miao would usually go out to buy some by himself, and occasionally go to the landlord's place for a meal, he would have some instant noodles to satisfy his hunger in desperation.

Since there was no more hot water, Li Miao hurriedly picked up the one he treasured to heat up quickly, poured a pot of water, and inserted it into the thermos to boil hot water.

Li Miao looked at his watch, it was past 7 o'clock in the evening, Li Miao was so tired that day, he just lay down on the bed and passed out.

Li Miao, who was in a daze, heard the stabbing sound. Li Miao thought to himself, it was broken, and the water was still boiling, so he quickly got up and pulled out the plug. Fortunately, the water did not boil dry, but boiled for a long time. Yes, the water overflowed a lot.

Luckily, Li Miao took out his own bowl and made a bowl of old altar sauerkraut beef noodles.

I ate instant noodles.Li Miao still felt extremely tired, and lay down on the bed again, and after a while the snoring started again.

In dreamland.Li Miao had a strange dream. Li Miao came to a hazy place, where there were only some dead trees and weeds, a small river, and nothing else. Old man, Li Miao had a feeling of déjà vu, but he couldn't remember what happened. The old man kept touching Li Miao's head with his hands, and kept touching. Li Miao was a little angry, and even cursed a few words, Li Miao couldn't remember exactly what he was scolding.