Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 597 Have you lost your virginity?
Chapter 597 Have You Died?
Just when the owner of the bun shop was concentrating on ordering.Zuo Shou quickly looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around him, he quickly put the meat buns in the steamer in front of him into a plastic bag, and hid them in his arms as quickly as lightning , the whole movement was done in one go, without sloppiness, even if someone else was staring at him, it would be hard to detect.
"Come on, this is cabbage, this is celery, this is carrot, and the leek will come out of the pot later, wait a little longer." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop patted the flour on his hands, and looked at Zuo Shou impatiently.
But this made Zuo Shou very depressed. You must know that the few meat buns he just stole were hot, and he didn't wear much today, and there was only one piece of clothing inside. His stomach was full, so the steamed stuffed bun scalded him quite badly, and he just wanted to stomp his feet in a hurry.
"Boss, how long do we have to wait? Can you hurry up?" Zuo Shou is in a terrible pain now. The only 13 yuan and [-] cents has been given to the boss. Now he has to wait, and he has to wait. Wait, the steaming buns in his arms are like a group of ants on a hot pot, making him very irritable. Occasionally, when the hot buns touch his skin, he can't help moaning, and also hastily arched his waist , in the shape of dried shrimp.
"I said buddy, are you alright?" The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop looked at Zuo Shou a little strangely, and became puzzled.
"No, it's okay, boss, hurry up and get the buns." Zuo Shou gritted his teeth, as if he could jump up at any time.
"I can't sell it to you if it's not steamed. What if I have diarrhea, don't worry, it will be out of the pot in 2 minutes." The owner of the bun shop bent down and plugged in the blower, also trying to increase the firepower of the stove.
Hearing the whirring sound of the blower, Zuo Shou's heart became even more chaotic. If he had known that he would not steal the buns, he would run straight away with a basket of buns on his back. up.
Finally, 2 minutes later, accompanied by puffs of hot air, the buns stuffed with leeks were finally out of the oven. Seeing the bun shop owner slowly filling the buns, Zuo Shou wanted to snatch them away.
"Come on, take it well and come back after it's delicious." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop handed two leek-vegetarian buns to Zuo Shou. Zuo Shou saw that he was finally relieved, and excitedly stretched out his hands to take them together.
But since he stretched out his hands, he couldn't keep the meat buns in his arms. When Zuo Shou stretched out his hands to catch the leek buns, a plastic bag of meat buns fell to the ground.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop with a puzzled look glanced at it casually, and immediately recognized that it was his own steamed stuffed bun, and when he thought about Zuo Shou's awkward appearance just now, he immediately affirmed the fact that this guy stole the steamed stuffed bun!
"Grass, you little bastard, I just saw your eyebrows and eyes, so you are a thief, you are a mother, don't run away." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop pulled out a rolling pin on the table, grabbed it and drew it towards him. left guard.
When Zuo Shou saw that the matter was exposed, he wanted to run away, but Baozi is here. If he ran away, he would lose his wife and lose his army.
So what should we do?Seeing that the rolling pin of the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was about to turn around, Zuo Shou was in a hurry to jump the wall. Zuo Shou hesitated for a moment, and then quickly punched the owner's nose, and the two front teeth were also loosened , The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop only felt that his nose was sore to the limit, and tears came out of the pain, cursing in his mouth: "You son of a bitch, bastard, I, I will cut you to death"
"Fuck you." Zuo Shou pushed lightly, and the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop immediately turned upside down, lying on the ground unable to get up. At this time, Zuo Shou quickly took out the plastic bag and packed the meat buns desperately , After loading it, it disappeared in front of the bun shop in an instant.
At this time, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was furious, and blurted out a mouth full of swear words. He had seen someone who robbed money, someone who robbed sex, and he had never seen someone who robbed buns. This is really unlucky.
After stumbling up, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop’s nose was bleeding, and his front teeth were too loose. He wished that he could spit out his teeth even if he sneezed, and his face was so swollen that it almost turned into a pig’s face. The boss gritted his teeth in hatred.
At this time, not far away, an old man selling roasted sweet potatoes came over on a tricycle. He also saw the scene just now, and was even more aggrieved.
"Young man, call the police quickly, call the police quickly, he beats someone, and he will go to jail!" The old man selling roasted sweet potatoes seemed to have a strong sense of law, and he knew to call the police.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was indeed true when he heard the words. He said that just now he was going to admit that he was unlucky and swallow his anger. After all, he was in a small business and didn't dare to offend anyone. Also decided to call the police.
This is the crime of intentional wounding, which is already a criminal case, so the city's criminal police brigade received the call and came to the scene quickly.
Han Xiaoxiao didn't come, and this girl was depressed, so this business was left to Meng Nan.
After taking photos at the scene to collect evidence, Meng Nan also asked in detail how the owner of the bun shop was beaten. Seeing such a ridiculous storyline, Meng Nan wanted to laugh a little, but when he heard the boss describe the suspect's appearance, Meng Nan was shocked. Nan almost stared out his eyes, because it was obvious that this was the one who escaped Han Xiaoxiao's bullet just now.
In the end, Meng Nan had no choice but to get the owner of the bun shop to the police station, and the transcript was recorded verbatim, for fear of missing any clues. Han Xiaoxiao, who learned about this, was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. .
Just now Li Miao assured himself that this Zuo Shou would not be able to harm the society. In less than an hour, he had already injured the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop and robbed so many tender and juicy meat buns. Appalling!
So Han Xiaoxiao didn't think too much, and immediately called Li Miao.
Now Li Miao had just had a full meal, and was chatting with Wang Longba and others, which was a joy. Seeing that Han Xiaoxiao called again, Li Miao had to smile wryly, and walked into the yard again.
"Can't you bear it anymore?" Li Miao said it right away before Han Xiaoxiao could speak.
Han Xiaoxiao was obviously stunned by Li Miao's words, but after a while, she understood Li Miao's words, and her cheeks flushed with anger.
"Li Miao, you bastard, you liar!" Han Xiaoxiao cursed, her tone more like a snarl.
"Ah? You don't have sex, why are you so angry? Besides, I didn't provoke you." Li Miao was obviously a little confused, why is he so impatient?
Just when the owner of the bun shop was concentrating on ordering.Zuo Shou quickly looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around him, he quickly put the meat buns in the steamer in front of him into a plastic bag, and hid them in his arms as quickly as lightning , the whole movement was done in one go, without sloppiness, even if someone else was staring at him, it would be hard to detect.
"Come on, this is cabbage, this is celery, this is carrot, and the leek will come out of the pot later, wait a little longer." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop patted the flour on his hands, and looked at Zuo Shou impatiently.
But this made Zuo Shou very depressed. You must know that the few meat buns he just stole were hot, and he didn't wear much today, and there was only one piece of clothing inside. His stomach was full, so the steamed stuffed bun scalded him quite badly, and he just wanted to stomp his feet in a hurry.
"Boss, how long do we have to wait? Can you hurry up?" Zuo Shou is in a terrible pain now. The only 13 yuan and [-] cents has been given to the boss. Now he has to wait, and he has to wait. Wait, the steaming buns in his arms are like a group of ants on a hot pot, making him very irritable. Occasionally, when the hot buns touch his skin, he can't help moaning, and also hastily arched his waist , in the shape of dried shrimp.
"I said buddy, are you alright?" The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop looked at Zuo Shou a little strangely, and became puzzled.
"No, it's okay, boss, hurry up and get the buns." Zuo Shou gritted his teeth, as if he could jump up at any time.
"I can't sell it to you if it's not steamed. What if I have diarrhea, don't worry, it will be out of the pot in 2 minutes." The owner of the bun shop bent down and plugged in the blower, also trying to increase the firepower of the stove.
Hearing the whirring sound of the blower, Zuo Shou's heart became even more chaotic. If he had known that he would not steal the buns, he would run straight away with a basket of buns on his back. up.
Finally, 2 minutes later, accompanied by puffs of hot air, the buns stuffed with leeks were finally out of the oven. Seeing the bun shop owner slowly filling the buns, Zuo Shou wanted to snatch them away.
"Come on, take it well and come back after it's delicious." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop handed two leek-vegetarian buns to Zuo Shou. Zuo Shou saw that he was finally relieved, and excitedly stretched out his hands to take them together.
But since he stretched out his hands, he couldn't keep the meat buns in his arms. When Zuo Shou stretched out his hands to catch the leek buns, a plastic bag of meat buns fell to the ground.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop with a puzzled look glanced at it casually, and immediately recognized that it was his own steamed stuffed bun, and when he thought about Zuo Shou's awkward appearance just now, he immediately affirmed the fact that this guy stole the steamed stuffed bun!
"Grass, you little bastard, I just saw your eyebrows and eyes, so you are a thief, you are a mother, don't run away." The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop pulled out a rolling pin on the table, grabbed it and drew it towards him. left guard.
When Zuo Shou saw that the matter was exposed, he wanted to run away, but Baozi is here. If he ran away, he would lose his wife and lose his army.
So what should we do?Seeing that the rolling pin of the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was about to turn around, Zuo Shou was in a hurry to jump the wall. Zuo Shou hesitated for a moment, and then quickly punched the owner's nose, and the two front teeth were also loosened , The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop only felt that his nose was sore to the limit, and tears came out of the pain, cursing in his mouth: "You son of a bitch, bastard, I, I will cut you to death"
"Fuck you." Zuo Shou pushed lightly, and the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop immediately turned upside down, lying on the ground unable to get up. At this time, Zuo Shou quickly took out the plastic bag and packed the meat buns desperately , After loading it, it disappeared in front of the bun shop in an instant.
At this time, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was furious, and blurted out a mouth full of swear words. He had seen someone who robbed money, someone who robbed sex, and he had never seen someone who robbed buns. This is really unlucky.
After stumbling up, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop’s nose was bleeding, and his front teeth were too loose. He wished that he could spit out his teeth even if he sneezed, and his face was so swollen that it almost turned into a pig’s face. The boss gritted his teeth in hatred.
At this time, not far away, an old man selling roasted sweet potatoes came over on a tricycle. He also saw the scene just now, and was even more aggrieved.
"Young man, call the police quickly, call the police quickly, he beats someone, and he will go to jail!" The old man selling roasted sweet potatoes seemed to have a strong sense of law, and he knew to call the police.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was indeed true when he heard the words. He said that just now he was going to admit that he was unlucky and swallow his anger. After all, he was in a small business and didn't dare to offend anyone. Also decided to call the police.
This is the crime of intentional wounding, which is already a criminal case, so the city's criminal police brigade received the call and came to the scene quickly.
Han Xiaoxiao didn't come, and this girl was depressed, so this business was left to Meng Nan.
After taking photos at the scene to collect evidence, Meng Nan also asked in detail how the owner of the bun shop was beaten. Seeing such a ridiculous storyline, Meng Nan wanted to laugh a little, but when he heard the boss describe the suspect's appearance, Meng Nan was shocked. Nan almost stared out his eyes, because it was obvious that this was the one who escaped Han Xiaoxiao's bullet just now.
In the end, Meng Nan had no choice but to get the owner of the bun shop to the police station, and the transcript was recorded verbatim, for fear of missing any clues. Han Xiaoxiao, who learned about this, was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. .
Just now Li Miao assured himself that this Zuo Shou would not be able to harm the society. In less than an hour, he had already injured the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop and robbed so many tender and juicy meat buns. Appalling!
So Han Xiaoxiao didn't think too much, and immediately called Li Miao.
Now Li Miao had just had a full meal, and was chatting with Wang Longba and others, which was a joy. Seeing that Han Xiaoxiao called again, Li Miao had to smile wryly, and walked into the yard again.
"Can't you bear it anymore?" Li Miao said it right away before Han Xiaoxiao could speak.
Han Xiaoxiao was obviously stunned by Li Miao's words, but after a while, she understood Li Miao's words, and her cheeks flushed with anger.
"Li Miao, you bastard, you liar!" Han Xiaoxiao cursed, her tone more like a snarl.
"Ah? You don't have sex, why are you so angry? Besides, I didn't provoke you." Li Miao was obviously a little confused, why is he so impatient?
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