Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 609 Durex Chocolate Life is like this, full of comedies and tragedies, if you want to avoid such things as much as possible, you have to act first, just like Zuo Shouru, if you want to eat buns, you can eat a few on the way back One, didn't you avoid this kind of sad and painful thing?

"Quick, pour me a glass of water." Zuo Feng sat on the sofa very contentedly, picked up a toothpick and picked his teeth, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"Yes, yes." Zuo Shou's tone was a little low, and after swallowing a mouthful of spit, he walked to the water dispenser with great reluctance and brought Zuo Shou a glass of water.

"Gudong gudong." Zuo Feng drank in a big gulp, and put his legs on the tea table in front of him naturally, enjoying it very much.

"I said how much money did you make today, just to buy such a few buns?" Zuo Feng wanted to say that he bought all these shit, but he ate it himself just now, and it was so satisfying, so he changed his mind up.

"Here, Mr. Zuo, the income is returned. It's okay. I bought buns." When Zuo Shou heard this question, he immediately became entangled. He had indeed robbed two people, but he only got 13 yuan and fifty cents, so he paid them back. Mom is not shameful enough, this guy is also "a hero who doesn't mention his bravery".

"Have you already bought buns? He didn't get much money for cooperating with you!" Although Zuo Feng had never sold buns, he also knew that the buns wouldn't cost much.

"Young Master Zuo, you don't know. The students I rob are all a few dollars. In order not to expose myself, I don't dare to rob big money. Young Master Zuo, this is out of necessity. " Zuo Shou also said something sour and gentle.

"Love is not your mother! I am not hungry now, what will I eat tomorrow, eat shit." Zuo Feng was furious immediately.

Zuo Shou actually wanted to say, if you want to eat shit, go eat it, but he didn't have the guts, so he said: "Young Master Zuo, school starts tomorrow, and I will steal money from our classmates, so I promise I can handle it for a few days." .”

Zuo Shou rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

"Stole from our classmate?" Zuo Feng heard it at first, and it really made sense, because in their class, there are indeed a few rich second generations. Whether it is wearing or using digital products, they are all the latest models. It seems that this It's also a good idea.

"Yes, Young Master Zuo, this is the safest way. Although with my ability, robbing a bank is not a problem, but we can't make extra troubles, so how to be safe, what should we do!" Zuo Shou said eloquently.

"This rabbit doesn't fucking eat the grass by the side of the nest. I really admire you." Zuo Feng said with emotion, although he felt that this method was not good, but the top priority, in order to be able to eat KFC, he had to do this .

"Young Master Zuo, isn't it just a few days? After I get the background of that kid, I will immediately tell Hall Master Zuo Yuanfang that he will be dealt with that day, and we will continue to call for the wind and rain in the future!" Zuo Shou's face showed a joy His expression looked forward to the not-too-distant future, but because he was very hungry, his expression was not so natural.

"Cuckoo, cluck." Zuo Shou's stomach began to protest.

"What sound?" Now that Zuo Feng was full, his sense of hearing became more sensitive.

"Cuckoo, cluck."

Zuo Feng rolled his eyes suddenly, and immediately knew that it was the sound from Zuo Shou's stomach.

"Didn't you fucking eat?" Zuo Feng obviously felt that there was something wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Yes, but, but." Zuo Shou hesitated and couldn't speak.

"But what?" Zuo Feng said angrily.

"But now I'm hungry again." Zuo Shou could only find such a wretched reason.

"When you're hungry, go out and grab something to eat. Even if you have no money, with your skills, you can't grab anything." Zuo Feng said bitterly.

Zuo Shou suddenly raised his head, looked at Zuo Feng with a strange look, and thought to himself: "Nimma, the buns just now were stolen! The police were alerted!"

"What the hell are you looking at me for?" Zuo Feng also felt that something was wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Uh, it's okay, Young Master Zuo, it's okay, Young Master Zuo, I'm not very hungry." Zuo Shou had no choice but to tell a lie against his conscience.

"Okay, if you fucking die of starvation, who am I going to turn to?" Zuo Feng's words made Zuo Shou wonder if he wanted to give him something to eat.

"Young Master Zuo, what do you mean?" Zuo Shou felt hopeful.

"Under my desk, there is a piece of Durex chocolate. I forgot to eat it a while ago. I'm not hungry now. Go and eat it." Zuo Feng waved his hand lazily, and it was obvious that this was definitely a painful parting .

"Oh, thank you, Young Master Zuo, thank you Young Master Zuo!" Zuo Shou's mood seemed to clear up again, as if he had been reborn after being beaten to death by a bolt from the blue.

Just when he raised his legs and was about to rush to the desk to get chocolates, Zuo Shou suddenly recalled Zuo Feng's words just now, Durex chocolate?Nima has this brand?Isn't that thing a condom?

For a while, Zuo Shou was a little tangled, how dare he eat this thing, can he digest it?

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? If you don't eat, go away. I'll save it for dinner." Zuo Feng looked at Zuo Shousi standing still, and got a little angry.

"Young Master Zuo, you, you just said, what kind of chocolate?" Zuo Shou's expression was a little embarrassed.

"Durex chocolate, what's the matter? Is there any problem?" Zuo Feng felt that Zuo Shou's head was flooded, and he actually asked himself what brand of chocolate, whether he could eat it or not, and he was picky and picky?

"Young Master Zuo, Du, Durex is chocolate? Isn't that stuff?" Zuo Shou choked out these words tremblingly, and shrugged his shoulders, showing a helpless expression.

"Hey, shit, I made a mistake when I was excited, what Durex, it's Defes, Defes's chocolate, I just thought about that today, and I actually said the wrong thing, I'm so full of food and lust , Hahahaha." Zuo Feng was able to say something politely.

"..." Zuo Shou's concept of time collapsed in an instant. Five divided by two solved.

By the way, this chocolate is quite powerful when you are hungry, so after Zuo Shou finished eating, he felt strong all over his body, his waist didn't hurt, his legs didn't feel sore, and he killed five bun shop owners in one go. No effort.

"By the way, isn't school going to start tomorrow?" Zuo Feng looked at Li Miao's Zuo Shou and shouted.

"Yes, Young Master Zuo, eight o'clock in the morning." Zuo Shou said.

"Hey, I can't sleep in anymore. It's really annoying." Zuo Feng also became depressed. He said that he would have to get up after ten o'clock at the earliest on weekdays, so once school starts, it will definitely be a challenge for him.

"Also, have you finished your homework? That idiot study committee member will definitely collect the homework again, just like the teacher's dog!" Zuo Feng was furious when he thought of Su Ke, the school committee member.