Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 8) Give me a slap, "Whatever, whatever, you can tell me to do whatever you want!" The scavengers stopped eating, threw the boxed lunch directly on the ground, and happily questioned Li Miao.

"Brother, have you seen that person over there? It's the man holding flowers." Li Miao pointed to Ai Shuangfei in the distance.

"See, what's the matter? Little brother, do you want me to beat him? It's no problem. I'm strong and strong. I can't beat this son of a bitch to death." Listening to the words of the scavengers, Li Miao once again I understand a truth, money can not only make ghosts turn the millstone, but also make ghosts scold their mothers.

"Hehe, brother misunderstood me. Hitting someone is against the law. I can't let brother do something illegal. In fact, I am the owner of a flower shop. This guy took flowers from our shop but didn't pay him. But he But he said that he gave the money, and I couldn’t say no to him, and I couldn’t beat him, and I didn’t want the flowers anymore. I just wanted to ask my elder brother to help me fix him and make him more embarrassed, so that he couldn’t continue to send flowers to me. It's a woman." Li Miao knew that this kind of scavengers were afraid of poverty, and they definitely wanted to see money, so he only needed to do a little bit to ensure that he would be able to help him out of his mind.

Sure enough, the scavengers became impatient when they heard this.

"This little thing looks like it can be worn by five or six people. It's not enough for one of my toes to play with. It even steals your things. Look at me. Although I'm poor, I don't steal other people's things even if I pick up trash. Little girl Brother don't say anything, I'll just go over and clean him up." The scavenger said while glancing at the ticket in Li Miao's hand.

"I also hope that the eldest brother can beat him up, but isn't it a harmonious society now, and you can't beat people randomly, how about this, if the eldest brother doesn't think that person is dirty, you can just use some dirty things to wipe it on him On him, it doesn’t hurt him like this, and it can relieve hatred, so you think it’s okay?” Li Miao was guiding this scavenger, asking him to use some disgusting methods to punish Ai Shuangfei, the more disgusting the better.

"Dirty things?" the scavengers were thinking while clenching their teeth with their fingers.

Li Miao actually had a plan in his heart, but he was afraid that the scavengers would not agree, so Li Miao took out another 600 yuan, a total of [-] yuan, and stuffed it directly into the scavengers' hands.

"Ouch, ouch, little brother is so kind, so kind." The scavengers were overjoyed, and stopped calling them little brothers, and simply called them little brothers.

"Hehe, how about, elder brother rush over to hug him and kiss him?" Li Miao asked tentatively, he felt that the scavengers would not hesitate.

"Kiss him? Why do I kiss him?" The scavengers were not happy when they heard this.

Immediately, he seemed to have discovered a new continent.

"Brother's words awakened the dreamer." Li Miao was surprised by the fact that the scavengers even said fashionable words.

"I haven't brushed my teeth for two years. My mouth is absolutely stinky. If you don't believe me, you can smell it." As he spoke, the scavengers let out a sigh of relief at Li Miao.

Li Miao suddenly felt suffocated. The smell was like the feeling of stinky tofu falling into a septic tank, and it was also mixed with the pungent smell of formalin. Was fainted.

"Then what is the elder brother going to do?" Li Miao felt that this guy could be taught!

"I kissed him to death, let him taste my mouth, and then my clothes smelled bad for several years, so I rubbed hard on him, let this guy taste my power, haha." Scavengers Li Miao's self-taught skills made Li Miao very addicted.

Li Miao was overjoyed. Seeing that he was so smart, he couldn't help but gave him another 100 yuan.

It's not that Li Miao spends money randomly, but to maximize the value of money. To be honest, Li Miao has never bought any extravagant things, and basically uses the money for practical purposes.

"Okay, just for my brother's happy 100 yuan, I will give you a slap and a mouthful of thick phlegm!" The scavenger was so happy that he happily took the money and stuffed it into the pocket of his army coat.

Afterwards, after making a face for Li Miao, the sharp brother started to act.

He ran fast enough, ignoring the vehicles on the main road, the 600 yuan was not in vain, something really happened.

In the blink of an eye, the scavenger has already rushed in front of several people. Because of his fast running, his toes are scrambling to arch out from his shoes. This buddy doesn't care anymore. Anyway, he has money, and he will go to the store to buy an Adidas later. Shoes, let's be cool too.

Needless to say about the love afterwards, Ai Shuangfei was hugged together by the scavengers who came suddenly, and was even kissed by him with his mouth, and his whole body was smelly from the scavengers. More importantly, In the end, he was slapped in vain, and he even spit on his face. The feeling was really miserable.

In addition, he also inexplicably accused himself of stealing flowers. He spent hundreds of dollars to order this flower from a flower shop. Why did he steal it? At that moment, Ai Shuangfei felt that it was getting dark.

After the scavengers ran away, Li Miao slowly rushed to them.

With a confident and proud face, Li Miao feels that this matter is really well done, no matter who he is, killing his vigor is the first to bear the brunt.

"Xiaoying, I heard that someone harassed you, what's wrong?" Li Miao deliberately looked confused.

"Hehe, you're here." The nurse Xiaoqin actually got up like a lady at this time, she wondered if she saw Li Miao was more handsome, so she couldn't help becoming gentle.

"Hehe, hello." Li Miao greeted several nurses.

Until now, Li Miao still ignored Ai Shuangfei on the ground beside him.

"Li Miao, me." Zhuang Xiaoying was about to speak when Li Miao put his arms around her fragrant shoulders.

"I said wife, didn't you call me to say that you bullied you? Husband, this is a bitch who came here to fight and bully you?" Li Miao said pointing and cursing, and even pretended to look into the distance, looking for the so-called person .

Zhuang Xiaoying's face turned red immediately, being intimate with Li Miao at such a close distance made her heart beat faster, but deep down in her heart, she was still inexplicably excited and happy, and she even hoped that Li Miao would always hug her like this , because, very safe.

"Hmph, you are Zhuang Xiaoying's boyfriend?" Ai Shuangfei quickly got up, patting the dust off his body while looking at Li Miao with contempt.

"No." Li Miao looked at the dirty Ai Shuangfei, and deliberately moved away from him, which also made Ai Shuangfei angry, so he took off his coat and threw it away.

"Ah? No?" Hearing Li Miao's words, Ai Shuangfei suddenly became happy, because this news really made him feel very exciting, which proved that he still had a chance.

"Are you a pig's brain? I call her wife. Of course it's her husband. How old is it? You're still a boyfriend. Did you just come out of kindergarten?" Li Miao didn't give this guy any face. Ai Shuangfei's expression of contempt for Li Miao was enough to make Li Miao not regret humiliating him at all.