Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 833 The Comatose Shopping Guide
Chapter 833 The shopping guide in a coma, "Sir, please try the size, if it doesn't fit, I'll change it for you." Try on the shoes honestly.
"Aren't you going?" The scavengers were already ready to move, and their big toes stepped back in the cloth shoes, ready to take off their shoes.
"Sir, try on your shoes." Seeing the scavenger threatening her, her first reaction was that he was about to put on the shoes and run away, so she quickly looked at the phone on the counter, and then glanced at it. The door of the storefront, in order to prevent emergencies that will be dealt with urgently.
"Okay, I'm sorry, sister-in-law." The scavenger looked at the shopping guide and refused to leave, and he didn't care about so much. He moved his butt slightly back, raised his left foot, and then used his right foot With a light kick on the heel of the left foot, the cloth shoe on the left foot flew out easily.
In an instant, a strong stench began to pervade like an atomic bomb explosion. It was a stench, an unbearable stench, a suffocating stench, and it was impossible to describe the smell at this moment with words.
This stench seems to have grown wings, and it is forced into people's nostrils, making people feel regretful for coming to this world. Everyone's expression will be extremely distorted when they smell this smell. If you just had a meal, then vomiting is inevitable, and the brain will short-circuit instantaneously, making it difficult for people to tell whether it is day or night, let alone remember what their last name is.
What stinky tofu, what rotten eggs, and even the smell of the septic tank are all weak. In front of this buddy's foot smell, everything has become a cloud.
"Cough cough, cough cough." The shopping guide covered her mouth and nose with one hand, and retreated frequently. Only then did she understand why the scavengers asked her to leave just now. It turned out to be the reason.
She regretted why she didn't listen to him. It stands to reason that she could have considered this issue when she saw the stench of the scavengers before. What a mistake would cause eternal hatred.
"Haha, you don't listen to me, regret it, haha." The scavenger smiled and put on this pair of Adidas sneakers. Since he didn't wear socks, and the sneakers were not as loose as cloth shoes, the scavenger It took a lot of effort to put the shoes on.
"Boom, boom, boom." The scavenger stomped his feet vigorously, and then kept looking at the pair of shoes. He felt that he was really handsome.
At this time, a middle-aged woman led her child into the Adidas store. As soon as she entered, the little girl frowned and pointed at the scavengers.
"Mom, mom, that uncle stinks, stinks, did he pass a poop?" The little girl covered her mouth and nose like a shopping guide, and shook her mother vigorously with the other hand.
His mother wanted to educate her children, how could she talk nonsense about others like this, but before she could speak, she heard the scavengers scolding.
"Smelly girl film, this is body fragrance for me, what kind of poop, uneducated thing, I will sell you to a brothel when I grow up." The waste picker pointed at the little girl and cursed.
"Woooo, woooo, woooo, uncle is fierce to me, uncle is fierce to me." The little girl's mood changed too fast, and in just one second, tears were already pouring down like rain.
"Why are you crying? The wolves will come and take you away." The scavengers hated children crying the most, and yelled at the little girl again.
As a result, the little girl cried even more fiercely, and her mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she rushed over with the little girl.
"How do you talk, how can you yell at a child like that, are you still a human being?" The girl's mother is not a good person, but seeing the scavengers insulting her daughter like this, she has to ask for justice.
The little girl was really naughty, she stopped crying when she watched her mother vent her anger on herself, and even made faces at the scavengers.
This made the scavengers anxious, picked up his cloth shoes that were off the ground and threw them at the little girl. Of course, he was just scaring the little girl, not hitting her.
However, the scavengers' shoes were obviously a nuclear weapon. The moment the shoes with an extremely strong smell were thrown over, the little girl's mother groaned and took a few steps back crazily.
By the way, she also smelled a strong stench when she came in just now. Who would have thought that it was caused by this guy's stinky shoes. Now she is also at a loss. This smell is much more stinky than the poop that the girl said. That is to say, if papa and his stinky shoes are put together, papa will smell good.
"Baby, let's go." The girl's mother had the urge to retch, and she dragged her daughter out of the Adidas store desperately.
"Humph, you stink to death." The scavenger laughed coldly, and licked his lips. The grain of rice at the corner of his mouth surprised him, so he quickly licked it into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it.
The shopping guide couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly looked away. This guy is killing people. She really regrets why she didn't change shifts with her colleagues today.
"Uh huh, come here, these shoes are a bit cramped, change them to a bigger one." After a few laps, the scavengers found that the shoes were a bit small, so they took them off without saying a word, and then held them up to the shopping guide. in front of the staff.
The shopping guide held his breath reflexively, you are killing yourself, and you actually want to change another pair, so how can we sell this pair! ! !
Her mind was a little messed up, and she stood aside for a long time, not knowing what to do. Before she knew it, her world view had begun to slowly disintegrate.
"Hurry up, why are you dawdling, I have to go to dinner later." The scavengers couldn't help but urged a few words.
Seeing the shopping guide in a daze, the scavenger gave him a contemptuous look, and walked straight to the shoe rack, plausibly saying: If you don't take it for me, I will take it myself.
This sentence was like a spring thunder, which made the salesman's scalp numb.
"I, I'll take it, I, I'll take it." The shopping guide desperately came to the scavengers, and took the shoes from the scavengers' hands bravely.
"It's over if you do this earlier, you are a long-winded person." The scavenger glanced at the shopping guide, and then went back. Since the floor was tiled and a bit cold, the guy put on his shoes again.
In the Adidas store at the moment, all the customers have already left, because under the background of this smell, no business can be carried out except for selling stinky tofu.
Holding the pair of shoes that had just been tried by the scavengers, the shopping guide had mixed feelings. Of course, she did not dare to breathe, she was afraid of smelling the smell of these shoes.
But it's not a problem to hold your breath all the time. The key is that I feel very uncomfortable. I think that the sneakers in my store are all deodorant, and this guy just tried them on for a while. It shouldn't be too smelly, right?The shopping guide kept comforting himself.
Finally, the shopping guide was no longer about to hold her breath, and she sniffed the shoes tentatively. However, this time, she regretted it for the rest of her life. With a bang, she passed out.
"Aren't you going?" The scavengers were already ready to move, and their big toes stepped back in the cloth shoes, ready to take off their shoes.
"Sir, try on your shoes." Seeing the scavenger threatening her, her first reaction was that he was about to put on the shoes and run away, so she quickly looked at the phone on the counter, and then glanced at it. The door of the storefront, in order to prevent emergencies that will be dealt with urgently.
"Okay, I'm sorry, sister-in-law." The scavenger looked at the shopping guide and refused to leave, and he didn't care about so much. He moved his butt slightly back, raised his left foot, and then used his right foot With a light kick on the heel of the left foot, the cloth shoe on the left foot flew out easily.
In an instant, a strong stench began to pervade like an atomic bomb explosion. It was a stench, an unbearable stench, a suffocating stench, and it was impossible to describe the smell at this moment with words.
This stench seems to have grown wings, and it is forced into people's nostrils, making people feel regretful for coming to this world. Everyone's expression will be extremely distorted when they smell this smell. If you just had a meal, then vomiting is inevitable, and the brain will short-circuit instantaneously, making it difficult for people to tell whether it is day or night, let alone remember what their last name is.
What stinky tofu, what rotten eggs, and even the smell of the septic tank are all weak. In front of this buddy's foot smell, everything has become a cloud.
"Cough cough, cough cough." The shopping guide covered her mouth and nose with one hand, and retreated frequently. Only then did she understand why the scavengers asked her to leave just now. It turned out to be the reason.
She regretted why she didn't listen to him. It stands to reason that she could have considered this issue when she saw the stench of the scavengers before. What a mistake would cause eternal hatred.
"Haha, you don't listen to me, regret it, haha." The scavenger smiled and put on this pair of Adidas sneakers. Since he didn't wear socks, and the sneakers were not as loose as cloth shoes, the scavenger It took a lot of effort to put the shoes on.
"Boom, boom, boom." The scavenger stomped his feet vigorously, and then kept looking at the pair of shoes. He felt that he was really handsome.
At this time, a middle-aged woman led her child into the Adidas store. As soon as she entered, the little girl frowned and pointed at the scavengers.
"Mom, mom, that uncle stinks, stinks, did he pass a poop?" The little girl covered her mouth and nose like a shopping guide, and shook her mother vigorously with the other hand.
His mother wanted to educate her children, how could she talk nonsense about others like this, but before she could speak, she heard the scavengers scolding.
"Smelly girl film, this is body fragrance for me, what kind of poop, uneducated thing, I will sell you to a brothel when I grow up." The waste picker pointed at the little girl and cursed.
"Woooo, woooo, woooo, uncle is fierce to me, uncle is fierce to me." The little girl's mood changed too fast, and in just one second, tears were already pouring down like rain.
"Why are you crying? The wolves will come and take you away." The scavengers hated children crying the most, and yelled at the little girl again.
As a result, the little girl cried even more fiercely, and her mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she rushed over with the little girl.
"How do you talk, how can you yell at a child like that, are you still a human being?" The girl's mother is not a good person, but seeing the scavengers insulting her daughter like this, she has to ask for justice.
The little girl was really naughty, she stopped crying when she watched her mother vent her anger on herself, and even made faces at the scavengers.
This made the scavengers anxious, picked up his cloth shoes that were off the ground and threw them at the little girl. Of course, he was just scaring the little girl, not hitting her.
However, the scavengers' shoes were obviously a nuclear weapon. The moment the shoes with an extremely strong smell were thrown over, the little girl's mother groaned and took a few steps back crazily.
By the way, she also smelled a strong stench when she came in just now. Who would have thought that it was caused by this guy's stinky shoes. Now she is also at a loss. This smell is much more stinky than the poop that the girl said. That is to say, if papa and his stinky shoes are put together, papa will smell good.
"Baby, let's go." The girl's mother had the urge to retch, and she dragged her daughter out of the Adidas store desperately.
"Humph, you stink to death." The scavenger laughed coldly, and licked his lips. The grain of rice at the corner of his mouth surprised him, so he quickly licked it into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it.
The shopping guide couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly looked away. This guy is killing people. She really regrets why she didn't change shifts with her colleagues today.
"Uh huh, come here, these shoes are a bit cramped, change them to a bigger one." After a few laps, the scavengers found that the shoes were a bit small, so they took them off without saying a word, and then held them up to the shopping guide. in front of the staff.
The shopping guide held his breath reflexively, you are killing yourself, and you actually want to change another pair, so how can we sell this pair! ! !
Her mind was a little messed up, and she stood aside for a long time, not knowing what to do. Before she knew it, her world view had begun to slowly disintegrate.
"Hurry up, why are you dawdling, I have to go to dinner later." The scavengers couldn't help but urged a few words.
Seeing the shopping guide in a daze, the scavenger gave him a contemptuous look, and walked straight to the shoe rack, plausibly saying: If you don't take it for me, I will take it myself.
This sentence was like a spring thunder, which made the salesman's scalp numb.
"I, I'll take it, I, I'll take it." The shopping guide desperately came to the scavengers, and took the shoes from the scavengers' hands bravely.
"It's over if you do this earlier, you are a long-winded person." The scavenger glanced at the shopping guide, and then went back. Since the floor was tiled and a bit cold, the guy put on his shoes again.
In the Adidas store at the moment, all the customers have already left, because under the background of this smell, no business can be carried out except for selling stinky tofu.
Holding the pair of shoes that had just been tried by the scavengers, the shopping guide had mixed feelings. Of course, she did not dare to breathe, she was afraid of smelling the smell of these shoes.
But it's not a problem to hold your breath all the time. The key is that I feel very uncomfortable. I think that the sneakers in my store are all deodorant, and this guy just tried them on for a while. It shouldn't be too smelly, right?The shopping guide kept comforting himself.
Finally, the shopping guide was no longer about to hold her breath, and she sniffed the shoes tentatively. However, this time, she regretted it for the rest of her life. With a bang, she passed out.
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