Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 846 Buying a Combat Coat
Chapter 846 Buying a Battle Coat "Uh, it's okay, I'm going out to buy something." Zuo Feng turned around and squeezed out a smile, but he hated the whole Zuo Xiao in his heart. Special supplies, this guy actually dares to block them.
This idea was also just germinated by Zuo Feng. All afternoon, Zuo Feng was imagining the scene of intercepting Ye Ruke tomorrow morning, for example, after groping her whole body, let her lead out his uncle, and then Zuo Xiao will Her uncle beat him to death with one punch, and then took Ye Ruke to his car, and finally pulled him back to his place of residence. What awaited him was to forcibly conquer Ye Ruke and fulfill his long-lost dream.
After a whole afternoon, Zuo Feng's saliva almost soaked the entire floor. It wasn't until 9 o'clock in the evening that he remembered a very important, very important, and very profound matter.
That is, buy a set!
This is a very important thing. Zuo Feng, as a professional gunner, knows the role of the combat jacket. It can not only help prolong the time, but also prevent accidents. It is not that Zuo Feng really wants to wear it, because it has become It is a habit of his. After all, he has played with so many women. If he didn't take it with him every time, he would probably be full of children and grandchildren.
Therefore, under the trend of this habit, Zuo Feng also decided to go to the supermarket to buy a box of his favorite Durex, to find that unforgettable silky smoothness.
"Master Zuo, what do you want to buy, I'll just buy it for you. It's not quiet outside at night, so we have to be careful." Zuo Xiao had already walked over slowly.
Zuo Feng was startled, will you buy it for me?There are so many kinds of combat jackets, do you know what brand to buy, what model to buy, do you know what scent to buy, such a personal thing, you big bastard buy a fart!
"Master Zuo?" Zuo Xiao urged Zuo Feng again as he watched Zuo Feng remain silent.
"Um, it's nothing, I'll just buy a box of chewing gum, it's nothing." Zuo Feng smiled awkwardly. He also felt that a box of sleeves and a box of candy looked similar in appearance, and wanted to use this to deceive Zuo Xiao.
"Since it's food, I'll go and buy it for Young Master Zuo. Please Young Master Zuo wait at home." After Zuo Xiao finished speaking, he opened the door and was about to leave.
This made Zuo Feng very anxious, and hurriedly pulled Zuo Xiao back: "Brother Xiao, you don't know what I like to eat. If you bought it, I might not like it." Zuo Feng's smile was a little bit awkward.
But Zuo Xiao didn't give Zuo Feng a chance, and hurriedly asked: "Then what kind of food does Young Master Zuo want, tell me, I'm sure I can buy it well."
Zuo Feng laughed dryly again, this Zuo Xiao is really annoying enough, didn't he just buy a box cover for himself, why is this guy so worried.
How about telling this guy? Zuo Feng compromised in his heart, but he withdrew his idea. Zuo Xiao looked serious and serious all day long. Not good for your own reputation.
At this moment, Zuo Feng misses Zuo Shou who has died again. He thinks that in the past, let alone buying a condom, even if he bought an inflatable doll, Zuo Shou would be obliged to do it for him. involuntarily.
It's really annoying, Zuo Feng is annoying in his heart!
But I can't show it yet, because tomorrow Zuo Xiao has to help him kill Li Miao and capture Ye Ruke, so Zuo Xiao can't offend him. If this guy is willing to help him buy it, then let him do it. Bar.
After struggling for a few seconds, Zuo Feng finally figured it out. Just as he was about to tell Zuo Xiao about buying the set, Zuo Xiao finally spoke.
"Master Zuo, if you have to buy it yourself, I'll go with you." After Zuo Xiao said this, he opened the door and walked out. It can be seen that this guy's character is quite decisive.
"Your mother!" Zuo Feng cursed fiercely in his heart. This guy has been making trouble for a long time, but the result turned out to be like this. If he said that he would go with him, it would be over, what a long-winded one!rigid!
"Okay." Zuo Feng showed the most sincere smile. In fact, in his heart, he had already greeted Zuo Xiao's whole family.
Afterwards, the two walked on the street, Zuo Xiao was like a lump of wood, his eyes were always staring at the front, he ignored Zuo Feng, and he didn't make a sound, just like a dementia.
The depressed Zuo Feng didn't think about it any more, at worst, he would vent this unhappiness on Ye Ruke tomorrow, and release it well, as if he hadn't slept with a woman since Zuo Shou died, so tomorrow's matter , Zuo Feng took it very seriously, and the object was the little beauty whom he had admired for a long time.
Before they knew it, the two of them had arrived at the entrance of the supermarket. There were very few people going in and out, and it seemed that the supermarket was about to close.
This is a medium-sized supermarket, not too big, but it has everything you need for daily necessities, and the prices are fair. Of course, the kind of things Zuo Feng needs are naturally not missing.
Walking into the supermarket, Zuo Feng was about to push Zuo Xiao away. After all, this elm bump followed him, which made him feel very awkward, but he was still too embarrassed to speak.
After thinking about it, Zuo Feng thought of another way.
"Brother Xiao, let's search separately, I forgot which shelf it is on." Zuo Feng had an idea and thought of such a good way.
As a result, a sad thing happened, Zuo Xiao ignored Zuo Feng at all, and walked straight to the cashier next to him.
"Hi, let me ask, where is your chewing gum?" Zuo Xiao's serious expression made the cashier think that this guy was looking for trouble.
"Oh, there are various brands of chewing gum on the shelf in the third row from the left." The cashier answered Zuo Xiao without thinking, it seems that she has already memorized the storage locations of various goods in the supermarket.
"Okay." Zuo Xiao didn't even say thank you, turned his head and came to Zuo Feng's side.
"Master Zuo, the chewing gum is over there, let's go and look for it." Zuo Xiao led Zuo Feng the way.
Zuo Feng collapsed in an instant, was this Zuo Xiao sent by heaven to punish him, why is it so difficult to buy a set!
In fact, buying a set is not difficult, but Zuo Feng can't get over this hurdle in his heart. If he didn't pretend to be purely shy at the beginning, I'm afraid things wouldn't be so difficult.
Before he knew it, Zuo Feng's eyebrows had already twisted into a twist, and after greeting Zuo Xiao's mother thousands of times in his heart, Zuo Feng followed in depression.
Looking at Lin Lang's contented chewing gum, although Zuo Xiao's expression was calm, he could also see the action of this guy swallowing his saliva. These candies are exquisitely packaged, as long as he didn't eat enough candy in childhood, or had never eaten candy, he must have nothing to do with them. immunity.
This idea was also just germinated by Zuo Feng. All afternoon, Zuo Feng was imagining the scene of intercepting Ye Ruke tomorrow morning, for example, after groping her whole body, let her lead out his uncle, and then Zuo Xiao will Her uncle beat him to death with one punch, and then took Ye Ruke to his car, and finally pulled him back to his place of residence. What awaited him was to forcibly conquer Ye Ruke and fulfill his long-lost dream.
After a whole afternoon, Zuo Feng's saliva almost soaked the entire floor. It wasn't until 9 o'clock in the evening that he remembered a very important, very important, and very profound matter.
That is, buy a set!
This is a very important thing. Zuo Feng, as a professional gunner, knows the role of the combat jacket. It can not only help prolong the time, but also prevent accidents. It is not that Zuo Feng really wants to wear it, because it has become It is a habit of his. After all, he has played with so many women. If he didn't take it with him every time, he would probably be full of children and grandchildren.
Therefore, under the trend of this habit, Zuo Feng also decided to go to the supermarket to buy a box of his favorite Durex, to find that unforgettable silky smoothness.
"Master Zuo, what do you want to buy, I'll just buy it for you. It's not quiet outside at night, so we have to be careful." Zuo Xiao had already walked over slowly.
Zuo Feng was startled, will you buy it for me?There are so many kinds of combat jackets, do you know what brand to buy, what model to buy, do you know what scent to buy, such a personal thing, you big bastard buy a fart!
"Master Zuo?" Zuo Xiao urged Zuo Feng again as he watched Zuo Feng remain silent.
"Um, it's nothing, I'll just buy a box of chewing gum, it's nothing." Zuo Feng smiled awkwardly. He also felt that a box of sleeves and a box of candy looked similar in appearance, and wanted to use this to deceive Zuo Xiao.
"Since it's food, I'll go and buy it for Young Master Zuo. Please Young Master Zuo wait at home." After Zuo Xiao finished speaking, he opened the door and was about to leave.
This made Zuo Feng very anxious, and hurriedly pulled Zuo Xiao back: "Brother Xiao, you don't know what I like to eat. If you bought it, I might not like it." Zuo Feng's smile was a little bit awkward.
But Zuo Xiao didn't give Zuo Feng a chance, and hurriedly asked: "Then what kind of food does Young Master Zuo want, tell me, I'm sure I can buy it well."
Zuo Feng laughed dryly again, this Zuo Xiao is really annoying enough, didn't he just buy a box cover for himself, why is this guy so worried.
How about telling this guy? Zuo Feng compromised in his heart, but he withdrew his idea. Zuo Xiao looked serious and serious all day long. Not good for your own reputation.
At this moment, Zuo Feng misses Zuo Shou who has died again. He thinks that in the past, let alone buying a condom, even if he bought an inflatable doll, Zuo Shou would be obliged to do it for him. involuntarily.
It's really annoying, Zuo Feng is annoying in his heart!
But I can't show it yet, because tomorrow Zuo Xiao has to help him kill Li Miao and capture Ye Ruke, so Zuo Xiao can't offend him. If this guy is willing to help him buy it, then let him do it. Bar.
After struggling for a few seconds, Zuo Feng finally figured it out. Just as he was about to tell Zuo Xiao about buying the set, Zuo Xiao finally spoke.
"Master Zuo, if you have to buy it yourself, I'll go with you." After Zuo Xiao said this, he opened the door and walked out. It can be seen that this guy's character is quite decisive.
"Your mother!" Zuo Feng cursed fiercely in his heart. This guy has been making trouble for a long time, but the result turned out to be like this. If he said that he would go with him, it would be over, what a long-winded one!rigid!
"Okay." Zuo Feng showed the most sincere smile. In fact, in his heart, he had already greeted Zuo Xiao's whole family.
Afterwards, the two walked on the street, Zuo Xiao was like a lump of wood, his eyes were always staring at the front, he ignored Zuo Feng, and he didn't make a sound, just like a dementia.
The depressed Zuo Feng didn't think about it any more, at worst, he would vent this unhappiness on Ye Ruke tomorrow, and release it well, as if he hadn't slept with a woman since Zuo Shou died, so tomorrow's matter , Zuo Feng took it very seriously, and the object was the little beauty whom he had admired for a long time.
Before they knew it, the two of them had arrived at the entrance of the supermarket. There were very few people going in and out, and it seemed that the supermarket was about to close.
This is a medium-sized supermarket, not too big, but it has everything you need for daily necessities, and the prices are fair. Of course, the kind of things Zuo Feng needs are naturally not missing.
Walking into the supermarket, Zuo Feng was about to push Zuo Xiao away. After all, this elm bump followed him, which made him feel very awkward, but he was still too embarrassed to speak.
After thinking about it, Zuo Feng thought of another way.
"Brother Xiao, let's search separately, I forgot which shelf it is on." Zuo Feng had an idea and thought of such a good way.
As a result, a sad thing happened, Zuo Xiao ignored Zuo Feng at all, and walked straight to the cashier next to him.
"Hi, let me ask, where is your chewing gum?" Zuo Xiao's serious expression made the cashier think that this guy was looking for trouble.
"Oh, there are various brands of chewing gum on the shelf in the third row from the left." The cashier answered Zuo Xiao without thinking, it seems that she has already memorized the storage locations of various goods in the supermarket.
"Okay." Zuo Xiao didn't even say thank you, turned his head and came to Zuo Feng's side.
"Master Zuo, the chewing gum is over there, let's go and look for it." Zuo Xiao led Zuo Feng the way.
Zuo Feng collapsed in an instant, was this Zuo Xiao sent by heaven to punish him, why is it so difficult to buy a set!
In fact, buying a set is not difficult, but Zuo Feng can't get over this hurdle in his heart. If he didn't pretend to be purely shy at the beginning, I'm afraid things wouldn't be so difficult.
Before he knew it, Zuo Feng's eyebrows had already twisted into a twist, and after greeting Zuo Xiao's mother thousands of times in his heart, Zuo Feng followed in depression.
Looking at Lin Lang's contented chewing gum, although Zuo Xiao's expression was calm, he could also see the action of this guy swallowing his saliva. These candies are exquisitely packaged, as long as he didn't eat enough candy in childhood, or had never eaten candy, he must have nothing to do with them. immunity.
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