Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 857 See Through Durex
Chapter 857 Seeing through Durex "What's wrong with Wanmeng?" Li Miao was somewhat puzzled by Liu Wanmeng's performance. Did she really not want to know her secret?
"I know that you are going to do something very dangerous, and I also know that you are very busy." Liu Wanmeng lowered her head slightly, and when these things were mentioned, she couldn't hide her disappointment.
Other lovers, although not sticking together all day long, at least see each other often, while Li Miao and himself, it is difficult to have a moment alone, which makes Liu Wanmeng's heart very empty, this feeling of missing but not being able to see each other , is the most painful.
"Hmm." Li Miao looked ahead, with mixed feelings in his heart.
"Promise me, take good care of yourself, and don't let yourself get hurt, or I will feel bad." Liu Wanmeng's eyes were full of concern for Li Miao.
Li Miao nodded fiercely. He didn't know that Liu Wanmeng was worried every day when he participated in the Bingquemen training plan, but he was afraid that the phone call would affect Li Miao, so he could only use text messages to care. Li Miao.
Tonight, Liu Wanmeng will definitely not leave again, after clearing the table, Liu Wanmeng also took the initiative to wash it up, Li Miao didn't care to watch TV, walked over slowly, and hugged Liu Wanmeng's waist from behind.
This is Li Miao's favorite movement, hugging Liu Wanmeng tightly from behind, it is very comfortable and warm.
Liu Wanmeng stopped washing, and silently felt the warmth that Li Miao brought to her. Similarly, she also liked this feeling, because it would bring her a sense of security, a kind of solid warmth.
The clock has turned to one o'clock in the morning, Li Miao's side is warm and lingering, while Zuo Feng's side is tossing and turning.
After returning to the residence from the supermarket, before Zuo Feng took out the box of Durex, the excited Zuo Xiao took it out again.
It seems that this guy is really curious. Before Zuo Feng could react, Zuo Xiao wanted to open the Durex box.
"Wait, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, what are you doing?" Zuo Feng saw the scene in front of him, almost peeing in fright, and quickly stopped Zuo Xiao.
"Eat, otherwise what else can I do." Zuo Xiao's answer made Zuo Feng's head suddenly explode, whether this guy is human or not.
"Brother Xiao, this is what I eat. It tastes foreign. You are not used to it. Come on, you'd better try this." Zuo Feng hurriedly took out the hardcover taffy in a plastic bag, quickly opened it and handed it to Zuo Xiao hand.
"Hehe, Master Zuo, I'm not polite." Zuo Xiao took a piece of taffy with one hand, but still held the box of Durex firmly in the other hand, which made Zuo Feng feel uncomfortable all over.
The battle jacket I bought was held in someone else's hands. This feeling can really be called a pain in the ass!
"Bajibaji." Zuo Xiao chewed the toffee in big mouthfuls, chewing very fast in his mouth, his face was full of happiness.
A child without childhood is very pitiful. Zuo Xiao has never eaten candy since he was a child. This time, his heart was greatly satisfied.
Zuo Feng saw that this trick should be easy to use, and immediately tore open the packaging bag of the white rabbit toffee, took a handful and stuffed it directly into Zuo Xiao's other hand, which was holding Durex tightly.
Zuo Feng was expecting that Zuo Xiao would definitely put down the Durex in his hand, and then take the candy with his hands. As a result, something happened that made him collapse. Zuo Xiao quickly put a few pieces of candy in his left hand into his pocket, and then took Durex with his left hand. Going over, he stretched out his right hand and said with a smile on his face: "Thank you, Master Zuo, thank you, Master Zuo."
Zuo Feng was completely helpless, why did this guy hold his own Durex and refuse to give it to him, what on earth did he want to do!
Seeing Zuo Xiao deftly peeling off the coat of the candy with one hand, and stuffing it into his mouth one after another, Zuo Feng felt an urge to stuff the whole bag of candy into his mouth.
"Master Zuo, there seems to be a pack of fudge." In less than a minute, Zuo Xiao wiped out all the fudge in his hand. It seems that this guy really wants to eat it. Diabetes must not be far away from him.
Hearing what Zuo Xiao said, Zuo Feng quickly opened the package of the fudge. This time the fudge was chosen by Zuo Xiao. It was very mentally handicapped. It was the kind of animal fudge that children like to eat. Small animals, such as lambs, puppies, and calves, are also colorful.
"Mm~ sweet, really sweet, delicious, delicious." Zuo Xiao still took the candy with one hand, and threw it into his mouth frequently, that damn left hand was still tightly covering Zuo Feng's Durex.
After crazily ravaging Zuo Xiao's mother thousands of times in his heart, Zuo Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother Xiao, I have to eat that quickly." Zuo Feng knew that saying such words was really disgusting, but for this sake, he must continue to lie, and use lies to make up for lies.
"Oh." Zuo Xiao was eating well, the delicious taste of marshmallows made him so excited that he reflexively handed Durex to Zuo Feng.
Zuo Feng also saw hope, and it seemed that his tricks were still working. This guy was really vulnerable in front of Candy.
Seeing that Durex was about to be put into Zuo Feng's hands, a tragic scene happened again.
Because, Zuo Xiao regretted it again, and suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Master Zuo, those kinds of candies have been taken apart. Let's take this one apart and have a look. I think this candy is very light. Is it bubble gum?" Zuo Xiao had never eaten bubble gum. As light as sugar.
"Damn." Zuo Feng couldn't hold back, and burst into a foul language.
"Master Zuo, what are you talking about?" Zuo Xiao was about to tear off the plastic film on the box.
"Brother Xiao, actually this is not something to eat. This is a foreign cold medicine that I specially bought. I just caught a cold last night. Ordinary cold medicine is not very effective, so I just use this." Zuo Feng hesitated again weaved a lie.
"Oh, no wonder it's so light. It turned out to be medicine. What's so embarrassing for Master Zuo to catch a cold?" When Zuo Xiao heard that it was medicine, he lost interest in the box instantly, and was about to throw the Durex in his hand to Zuo Feng .
Seeing the hope coming again, Zuo Feng's mood is indescribable, there is a kind of pleasure of finding it again.
However, tragedy befell him again.
Because when Zuo Xiao handed the Durex in his hand to Zuo Feng, he suddenly noticed a line of small words on the bottom of the box, read it carefully: natural rubber ru rubber condom.
Moreover, Zuo Xiao still read it aloud, and the moment he said it, Zuo Feng already knew what it means to be ashamed.
From Zuo Xiao's frowning expression, Zuo Feng must know that this guy has seen through.
"Master Zuo, although I, Zuo Xiao, have never used this product before, I know what a condom is. Could this be Master Zuo's cold medicine? Is this what Master Zuo took last night?" Zuo Xiao was a little angry Yes, although he knew that Zuo Feng was superior, he hated being deceived very much.
"I know that you are going to do something very dangerous, and I also know that you are very busy." Liu Wanmeng lowered her head slightly, and when these things were mentioned, she couldn't hide her disappointment.
Other lovers, although not sticking together all day long, at least see each other often, while Li Miao and himself, it is difficult to have a moment alone, which makes Liu Wanmeng's heart very empty, this feeling of missing but not being able to see each other , is the most painful.
"Hmm." Li Miao looked ahead, with mixed feelings in his heart.
"Promise me, take good care of yourself, and don't let yourself get hurt, or I will feel bad." Liu Wanmeng's eyes were full of concern for Li Miao.
Li Miao nodded fiercely. He didn't know that Liu Wanmeng was worried every day when he participated in the Bingquemen training plan, but he was afraid that the phone call would affect Li Miao, so he could only use text messages to care. Li Miao.
Tonight, Liu Wanmeng will definitely not leave again, after clearing the table, Liu Wanmeng also took the initiative to wash it up, Li Miao didn't care to watch TV, walked over slowly, and hugged Liu Wanmeng's waist from behind.
This is Li Miao's favorite movement, hugging Liu Wanmeng tightly from behind, it is very comfortable and warm.
Liu Wanmeng stopped washing, and silently felt the warmth that Li Miao brought to her. Similarly, she also liked this feeling, because it would bring her a sense of security, a kind of solid warmth.
The clock has turned to one o'clock in the morning, Li Miao's side is warm and lingering, while Zuo Feng's side is tossing and turning.
After returning to the residence from the supermarket, before Zuo Feng took out the box of Durex, the excited Zuo Xiao took it out again.
It seems that this guy is really curious. Before Zuo Feng could react, Zuo Xiao wanted to open the Durex box.
"Wait, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, what are you doing?" Zuo Feng saw the scene in front of him, almost peeing in fright, and quickly stopped Zuo Xiao.
"Eat, otherwise what else can I do." Zuo Xiao's answer made Zuo Feng's head suddenly explode, whether this guy is human or not.
"Brother Xiao, this is what I eat. It tastes foreign. You are not used to it. Come on, you'd better try this." Zuo Feng hurriedly took out the hardcover taffy in a plastic bag, quickly opened it and handed it to Zuo Xiao hand.
"Hehe, Master Zuo, I'm not polite." Zuo Xiao took a piece of taffy with one hand, but still held the box of Durex firmly in the other hand, which made Zuo Feng feel uncomfortable all over.
The battle jacket I bought was held in someone else's hands. This feeling can really be called a pain in the ass!
"Bajibaji." Zuo Xiao chewed the toffee in big mouthfuls, chewing very fast in his mouth, his face was full of happiness.
A child without childhood is very pitiful. Zuo Xiao has never eaten candy since he was a child. This time, his heart was greatly satisfied.
Zuo Feng saw that this trick should be easy to use, and immediately tore open the packaging bag of the white rabbit toffee, took a handful and stuffed it directly into Zuo Xiao's other hand, which was holding Durex tightly.
Zuo Feng was expecting that Zuo Xiao would definitely put down the Durex in his hand, and then take the candy with his hands. As a result, something happened that made him collapse. Zuo Xiao quickly put a few pieces of candy in his left hand into his pocket, and then took Durex with his left hand. Going over, he stretched out his right hand and said with a smile on his face: "Thank you, Master Zuo, thank you, Master Zuo."
Zuo Feng was completely helpless, why did this guy hold his own Durex and refuse to give it to him, what on earth did he want to do!
Seeing Zuo Xiao deftly peeling off the coat of the candy with one hand, and stuffing it into his mouth one after another, Zuo Feng felt an urge to stuff the whole bag of candy into his mouth.
"Master Zuo, there seems to be a pack of fudge." In less than a minute, Zuo Xiao wiped out all the fudge in his hand. It seems that this guy really wants to eat it. Diabetes must not be far away from him.
Hearing what Zuo Xiao said, Zuo Feng quickly opened the package of the fudge. This time the fudge was chosen by Zuo Xiao. It was very mentally handicapped. It was the kind of animal fudge that children like to eat. Small animals, such as lambs, puppies, and calves, are also colorful.
"Mm~ sweet, really sweet, delicious, delicious." Zuo Xiao still took the candy with one hand, and threw it into his mouth frequently, that damn left hand was still tightly covering Zuo Feng's Durex.
After crazily ravaging Zuo Xiao's mother thousands of times in his heart, Zuo Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother Xiao, I have to eat that quickly." Zuo Feng knew that saying such words was really disgusting, but for this sake, he must continue to lie, and use lies to make up for lies.
"Oh." Zuo Xiao was eating well, the delicious taste of marshmallows made him so excited that he reflexively handed Durex to Zuo Feng.
Zuo Feng also saw hope, and it seemed that his tricks were still working. This guy was really vulnerable in front of Candy.
Seeing that Durex was about to be put into Zuo Feng's hands, a tragic scene happened again.
Because, Zuo Xiao regretted it again, and suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Master Zuo, those kinds of candies have been taken apart. Let's take this one apart and have a look. I think this candy is very light. Is it bubble gum?" Zuo Xiao had never eaten bubble gum. As light as sugar.
"Damn." Zuo Feng couldn't hold back, and burst into a foul language.
"Master Zuo, what are you talking about?" Zuo Xiao was about to tear off the plastic film on the box.
"Brother Xiao, actually this is not something to eat. This is a foreign cold medicine that I specially bought. I just caught a cold last night. Ordinary cold medicine is not very effective, so I just use this." Zuo Feng hesitated again weaved a lie.
"Oh, no wonder it's so light. It turned out to be medicine. What's so embarrassing for Master Zuo to catch a cold?" When Zuo Xiao heard that it was medicine, he lost interest in the box instantly, and was about to throw the Durex in his hand to Zuo Feng .
Seeing the hope coming again, Zuo Feng's mood is indescribable, there is a kind of pleasure of finding it again.
However, tragedy befell him again.
Because when Zuo Xiao handed the Durex in his hand to Zuo Feng, he suddenly noticed a line of small words on the bottom of the box, read it carefully: natural rubber ru rubber condom.
Moreover, Zuo Xiao still read it aloud, and the moment he said it, Zuo Feng already knew what it means to be ashamed.
From Zuo Xiao's frowning expression, Zuo Feng must know that this guy has seen through.
"Master Zuo, although I, Zuo Xiao, have never used this product before, I know what a condom is. Could this be Master Zuo's cold medicine? Is this what Master Zuo took last night?" Zuo Xiao was a little angry Yes, although he knew that Zuo Feng was superior, he hated being deceived very much.
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