Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 973 How to Eat Pistachios
Chapter 973 How to Eat Pistachios Zuo Kuang is a little bit dumbfounded, he didn't expect that Zuo Yao actually carried the whole sofa over, seeing Zuo Yao's obsequious smile, he really didn't know what this guy was doing for.
Zuo Kuang is a stickler, no matter what, he would never have thought that Zuo Yao, who is neither male nor female, actually fell in love with him, and also wanted to be with him forever and never be separated!
"Master Zuo Kuangxiang, please sit down quickly, don't get tired." Zuo Yao pretended to pat the sofa with his hand, but in fact the sofa was not dirty at all, Zuo Yao did this to show his meticulousness .
"Please trouble Zuo Yao." Zuo Kuang didn't want to sit down in his heart, but if he didn't sit down, he wouldn't give Zuo Yao face, so Zuo Kuang could only sit down with a frown.
"Hee hee, this way Zuo Kuangxiang will not have sore waist and legs, very good!" Zuo Yao covered his mouth and laughed wildly. It is his greatest wish in this life to make Zuo Kuang happy, even if he suffers. not hesitate.
As the saying goes, the belt gets wider and you don't regret it, and you are haggard because of Yixiao.
Liu Wanmeng sat on another sofa and looked at Zuo Yao's bright smile. She saw through Zuo Yao's intentions at a glance, because what he showed was not just a flattery between superiors and subordinates, but a release of inner emotions. , just from the non-stop fetching water for Zuo Kuang, and saying that as long as he is happy, this can be clearly seen.
It's just that Zuo Kuang, a big bastard, doesn't have the IQ to see through this point. Otherwise, he will definitely be dumbfounded, because his strength is far below Zuo Yao. If he offends Zuo Yao, the consequences will be unimaginable. The hall master of the Red Dragon Hall, but Zuo Yao is unrestrained and unrestrained.
Seeing that Zuo Kuang was sitting on the sofa comfortably, and looking out of the window didn't take much effort anymore, Zuo Yao nodded in satisfaction, then turned his buttocks and returned to the sofa next to the coffee table.
Suddenly, Zuo Yao pinched his waist with both hands, pointed at Liu Wanmeng's nose with his orchid finger.
"Who told you to sit down, who told you to sit down!" Zuo Yao stomped his feet, his face was so ugly.
Liu Wanmeng stood up disdainfully, turned her head and sat on the sofa in front of the TV. For this kind of abnormality, Liu Wanmeng kept a respectful distance.
Zuo Yao watched Liu Wanmeng walk away, and then went to the sofa and sat down, but Zuo Yao deliberately did not sit where Liu Wanmeng was just now, and kept moving her butt, because Zuo Yao felt that the place where Liu Wanmeng sat Dirty.
It seems that this Zuo Yao is really a strange eunuch among eunuchs, an eunuch among strange works.
After a while, Zuo Yao still felt a little angry in his heart, maybe because Liu Wanmeng didn't tell him the phone password just now, Zuo Yao hated him, Zuo Yao turned his face and said to Liu Wanmeng: "I tell you You, without my permission, you just stay there obediently, and you can't touch my sofa, you can't use the water dispenser and cups, I think you are dirty, hum!"
After finishing speaking, Zuo Yao gave Liu Wanmeng a hard look, and then turned around. These words completely made Liu Wanmeng speechless. She was thinking, who exactly did Li Miao offend, and why even this Any pervert can be offended!
"Cuckoo, cuckoo." Zuo Kuang's stomach began to protest again. He ate bread once yesterday. Although he was [-]% full, it was already a night. From this morning until now, he hasn't eaten any rice. , and I drank several glasses of water just now, which promotes gastrointestinal motility, and makes me even more hungry.
"Huh?" Zuo Yao listened and immediately judged that the voice was from Zuo Kuang's stomach!
An excited smile appeared on the corner of Zuo Yao's mouth. After standing up, Zuo Yao walked to the refrigerator without saying a word, opened the refrigerator and began to search.
But unfortunately, they have already killed most of the staple food yesterday, and the leftist also ransacked all the biscuits and other things, so now there are a lot of drinks in the refrigerator, but there are only ordinary food left. The dried fruit can't make up a meal at all.
Zuo Yao was so anxious, he was anxious and angry, and muttered to himself: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault."
After searching for a long time, Zuo Yao took out some apricot meat, pistachios, and two cans of coffee. Although there was also yogurt, he knew Zuo Kuang didn't like it, so he didn't take it.
Walking to Zuo Kuang's side, Zuo Yao's expression was a little unhappy: "Master Zuo Kuangxiang, you have been wronged, look, there is not much to eat, and there is only so much left, why don't you pad your stomach?" Well, I'll go to the supermarket to buy some for you later." Zuo Yao's smile was filled with a trace of apology, he couldn't take good care of the person he loved the most, and he felt sour in his heart.
"It's okay, it's okay." Zuo Kuang was really hungry, and he didn't care about anything, as long as he could eat.
Opening the coffee, Zuo Kuang drank a few sips, and then ate a few pieces of apricot meat. He felt sour and had a toothache, so he simply threw it on the ground.
"What is this?" Zuo Kuang picked up a pistachio nut, feeling that he had never seen this thing before.
"Hee hee, it's called pistachio, it's very delicious, it tastes like first love, it's sweet, and it really makes you happy after eating it." Zuo Yao explained from the side.
Listening to Zuo Yao's explanation, Liu Wanmeng couldn't help laughing, she has never heard that eating pistachios can make her happy, it's just the name of this dried fruit.
"Will you be happy after eating this stuff?" Zuo Kuang asked suspiciously while holding a pistachio.
"Master Zuo Kuangxiang, you will know once you taste it. It is delicious and not hard at all." Although Zuo Yao knew that pistachios are not hard to eat and are also quite delicious, but forgot to tell Zuo Kuang, You have to peel off the shell and eat it.
You must know that Zuo Kuang is the same as Zuo Xiao, but he has no childhood, not to mention things like pistachios, he has never even eaten the most common toffee, so he is a tragedy.
"Whoosh." Zuo Kuang directly threw a pistachio into his mouth, very relaxed and chic.
"Crack!" Even Liu Wanmeng in the distance heard a very loud crunch.
"Puff, puff." Zuo Kuang covered his cheek with one hand, not to mention the pain.
"It's so hard, you still can't say it's hard, pupu." Zuo Kuang rubbed his cheeks non-stop, but his diaphragm broke his teeth.
"Ah, Zuo Kuang Xiangzhu, I'm damned, I'm damned, I forgot to tell you that you have to peel it off and eat it, I'm damned." Zuo Yao's tears were about to come out, Zuo Kuang hurt his tooth, which was equivalent to the pain in his heart. Stabbed a knife.
Saying that, Zuo Yao actually rubbed Zuo Kuang's cheeks, causing Zuo Kuang to pull his head back violently.
"Zuo Yao, it's okay, you can go to work." Zuo Kuang picked up the can of coffee, rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then spat on the carpet.
It seems that this Zuo Kuang is really stupid. You can use water to rinse your mouth. This coffee is a silky latte bought by Li Miao. A can costs nearly ten yuan. If you don’t drink it, don’t waste it.
What's more hateful, if you vomit, you vomit, you vomit in the bathroom, you vomit on the floor stall, this thing can't be cleaned!It seems that it's right to cut your teeth!
Zuo Kuang is a stickler, no matter what, he would never have thought that Zuo Yao, who is neither male nor female, actually fell in love with him, and also wanted to be with him forever and never be separated!
"Master Zuo Kuangxiang, please sit down quickly, don't get tired." Zuo Yao pretended to pat the sofa with his hand, but in fact the sofa was not dirty at all, Zuo Yao did this to show his meticulousness .
"Please trouble Zuo Yao." Zuo Kuang didn't want to sit down in his heart, but if he didn't sit down, he wouldn't give Zuo Yao face, so Zuo Kuang could only sit down with a frown.
"Hee hee, this way Zuo Kuangxiang will not have sore waist and legs, very good!" Zuo Yao covered his mouth and laughed wildly. It is his greatest wish in this life to make Zuo Kuang happy, even if he suffers. not hesitate.
As the saying goes, the belt gets wider and you don't regret it, and you are haggard because of Yixiao.
Liu Wanmeng sat on another sofa and looked at Zuo Yao's bright smile. She saw through Zuo Yao's intentions at a glance, because what he showed was not just a flattery between superiors and subordinates, but a release of inner emotions. , just from the non-stop fetching water for Zuo Kuang, and saying that as long as he is happy, this can be clearly seen.
It's just that Zuo Kuang, a big bastard, doesn't have the IQ to see through this point. Otherwise, he will definitely be dumbfounded, because his strength is far below Zuo Yao. If he offends Zuo Yao, the consequences will be unimaginable. The hall master of the Red Dragon Hall, but Zuo Yao is unrestrained and unrestrained.
Seeing that Zuo Kuang was sitting on the sofa comfortably, and looking out of the window didn't take much effort anymore, Zuo Yao nodded in satisfaction, then turned his buttocks and returned to the sofa next to the coffee table.
Suddenly, Zuo Yao pinched his waist with both hands, pointed at Liu Wanmeng's nose with his orchid finger.
"Who told you to sit down, who told you to sit down!" Zuo Yao stomped his feet, his face was so ugly.
Liu Wanmeng stood up disdainfully, turned her head and sat on the sofa in front of the TV. For this kind of abnormality, Liu Wanmeng kept a respectful distance.
Zuo Yao watched Liu Wanmeng walk away, and then went to the sofa and sat down, but Zuo Yao deliberately did not sit where Liu Wanmeng was just now, and kept moving her butt, because Zuo Yao felt that the place where Liu Wanmeng sat Dirty.
It seems that this Zuo Yao is really a strange eunuch among eunuchs, an eunuch among strange works.
After a while, Zuo Yao still felt a little angry in his heart, maybe because Liu Wanmeng didn't tell him the phone password just now, Zuo Yao hated him, Zuo Yao turned his face and said to Liu Wanmeng: "I tell you You, without my permission, you just stay there obediently, and you can't touch my sofa, you can't use the water dispenser and cups, I think you are dirty, hum!"
After finishing speaking, Zuo Yao gave Liu Wanmeng a hard look, and then turned around. These words completely made Liu Wanmeng speechless. She was thinking, who exactly did Li Miao offend, and why even this Any pervert can be offended!
"Cuckoo, cuckoo." Zuo Kuang's stomach began to protest again. He ate bread once yesterday. Although he was [-]% full, it was already a night. From this morning until now, he hasn't eaten any rice. , and I drank several glasses of water just now, which promotes gastrointestinal motility, and makes me even more hungry.
"Huh?" Zuo Yao listened and immediately judged that the voice was from Zuo Kuang's stomach!
An excited smile appeared on the corner of Zuo Yao's mouth. After standing up, Zuo Yao walked to the refrigerator without saying a word, opened the refrigerator and began to search.
But unfortunately, they have already killed most of the staple food yesterday, and the leftist also ransacked all the biscuits and other things, so now there are a lot of drinks in the refrigerator, but there are only ordinary food left. The dried fruit can't make up a meal at all.
Zuo Yao was so anxious, he was anxious and angry, and muttered to himself: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault."
After searching for a long time, Zuo Yao took out some apricot meat, pistachios, and two cans of coffee. Although there was also yogurt, he knew Zuo Kuang didn't like it, so he didn't take it.
Walking to Zuo Kuang's side, Zuo Yao's expression was a little unhappy: "Master Zuo Kuangxiang, you have been wronged, look, there is not much to eat, and there is only so much left, why don't you pad your stomach?" Well, I'll go to the supermarket to buy some for you later." Zuo Yao's smile was filled with a trace of apology, he couldn't take good care of the person he loved the most, and he felt sour in his heart.
"It's okay, it's okay." Zuo Kuang was really hungry, and he didn't care about anything, as long as he could eat.
Opening the coffee, Zuo Kuang drank a few sips, and then ate a few pieces of apricot meat. He felt sour and had a toothache, so he simply threw it on the ground.
"What is this?" Zuo Kuang picked up a pistachio nut, feeling that he had never seen this thing before.
"Hee hee, it's called pistachio, it's very delicious, it tastes like first love, it's sweet, and it really makes you happy after eating it." Zuo Yao explained from the side.
Listening to Zuo Yao's explanation, Liu Wanmeng couldn't help laughing, she has never heard that eating pistachios can make her happy, it's just the name of this dried fruit.
"Will you be happy after eating this stuff?" Zuo Kuang asked suspiciously while holding a pistachio.
"Master Zuo Kuangxiang, you will know once you taste it. It is delicious and not hard at all." Although Zuo Yao knew that pistachios are not hard to eat and are also quite delicious, but forgot to tell Zuo Kuang, You have to peel off the shell and eat it.
You must know that Zuo Kuang is the same as Zuo Xiao, but he has no childhood, not to mention things like pistachios, he has never even eaten the most common toffee, so he is a tragedy.
"Whoosh." Zuo Kuang directly threw a pistachio into his mouth, very relaxed and chic.
"Crack!" Even Liu Wanmeng in the distance heard a very loud crunch.
"Puff, puff." Zuo Kuang covered his cheek with one hand, not to mention the pain.
"It's so hard, you still can't say it's hard, pupu." Zuo Kuang rubbed his cheeks non-stop, but his diaphragm broke his teeth.
"Ah, Zuo Kuang Xiangzhu, I'm damned, I'm damned, I forgot to tell you that you have to peel it off and eat it, I'm damned." Zuo Yao's tears were about to come out, Zuo Kuang hurt his tooth, which was equivalent to the pain in his heart. Stabbed a knife.
Saying that, Zuo Yao actually rubbed Zuo Kuang's cheeks, causing Zuo Kuang to pull his head back violently.
"Zuo Yao, it's okay, you can go to work." Zuo Kuang picked up the can of coffee, rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then spat on the carpet.
It seems that this Zuo Kuang is really stupid. You can use water to rinse your mouth. This coffee is a silky latte bought by Li Miao. A can costs nearly ten yuan. If you don’t drink it, don’t waste it.
What's more hateful, if you vomit, you vomit, you vomit in the bathroom, you vomit on the floor stall, this thing can't be cleaned!It seems that it's right to cut your teeth!
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