Three thousand women's colleges ranked in the fairy class

Chapter 166 [Big Chapter] Gravity in Ancient Times
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lu Ya suddenly felt that it might be more difficult to ask children not to be skinny than to ask for world peace.

Think about it carefully, the children of the seven aunts and eight aunts in the previous life, regardless of gender, which one is not skin-breaking?
Can you beat immortals, gods and ghosts, can you beat children?

What if I was beaten to death?
In a blink of an eye, the last rays of the setting sun were swallowed up by the night.

The bonfire flickered and the fireworks were in full bloom.

The intoxicating halo is reflected on everyone's face.

Lu Ya was an orphan in his previous life, and in this life he is a man as lonely as snow standing at the top of the Three Realms. His life should have been extremely lonely.

But for a moment just now, he felt the warmth within reach.

The feeling of being able to protect everyone around him made him feel very happy.

Holding the wine bowl, Lu Ya raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

"Dinner!"

Mu Yufeifei licked the mouth of the bowl, endured the overwhelming smell of wine, and secretly poured the wine into the big bowl of Jiuhu Fairy, for fear of getting drunk and missing seafood.

Knowing how to choose at a young age.

Sakura Rabbit Immortal choked on the wine, her face flushed from choking.

"This wine... smells so good."

"Hahaha little rabbit!"

The Jiuhu Immortal was drinking three servings of wine, laughing backwards and forwards, his drunken and clear laughter made everyone drunk.

Ning Zhongzi poured wine for herself, but she didn't drink it. She stared at Liu Xuanye, a little worried, how can a pregnant woman drink alcohol?

Liu Xuanye smiled.

Picking up the wine bowl and taking a few sips, her movements were normal and natural, but the unintentional arrogance revealed was breathtaking.

Lu Ya suddenly felt that she had a feeling of Lin Qingxia's version of Dongfang Invincible.

Of course, she is more immortal, more feminine, and more magical than Brigitte Lin.

"Senior sister, don't worry, she has eaten something ten thousand times more poisonous than alcohol. No one in this world can hurt my daughter."

The Wine Fox Immortal was drunkenly shaking the wine gourd, very dissatisfied with Lu Ya.

"See if you can, how do you know it's a daughter?"

Lu Ya said:
"If you can give birth, you will know."

"what?"

The wine fox stared blankly.

Beside the Jiuhu Immortal, Mu Yufeifei, who got into the giant clam and devoured it, also poked out two tiger heads and said:
"Even we all know that half-beast immortals cannot have children."

"Who said I can't give birth!"

The Jiuhu Immortal suffocated with a sip of wine, and refused to accept it:
"People are alive, there will always be a way!"

Lu Ya smiled and said:

"But no matter how hard you try, women and women can't have children!"

"you--"

The gentle evening wind blows on the swollen face, bringing a refreshing coolness.

There is a joyous atmosphere on Jianping.

The delicacy of reverse spiral seafood, through Lu Ya's full-level cooking, removes the evil factors and becomes pure and natural.

From the point of view of taste and spirit, there will be an inexplicable sense of sublimation in the taste, a sense of sacredness standing above all living beings.

Even a pure-hearted person like Ning Zhongzi couldn't help but eat a few more mouthfuls, not to mention wine fox fairy Mu Yufeifei and others, eating seafood is like fighting...

Lu Ya never expected that within an hour of the hundreds of thousands of catties of seafood he brought back, only [-] catties were eaten!
And everyone didn't seem to be enjoying themselves.

Lu Ya suggested that playing games to compete for the final right to taste seafood is not only fair, but also more interesting.

The Jiuhu Immortal is not a small gambler, and he was the first to agree.

"Come on, who is afraid of who!"

Lu Ya popularized a super-large online game that he would play every Chinese New Year——

Three people fight the landlord!
Landlord fighting is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, how can you celebrate the New Year without fighting landlords?

There is no Doudizhu in the game, but Lu Ya is a master of Doudizhu in reality.

Lu Ya made 54 flexible cards with green bamboo slices, omitting the letters and colors, and engraved Chinese characters instead.

[1-10], use [one-ten] instead.

【J】replace with 【Prince】.

【Q】Replace with【Fairy Queen】.

【K】Replace with【Immortal Emperor】.

[Xiao Wang] is replaced by [Black Nether].

[Great King] is replaced by [Red Nether].

Afterwards, Lu Ya roughly introduced the rules of the game of Doudizhu to everyone, and summarized several advanced skills and card counting methods.

Lest everyone is too weak and uncompetitive.

Turns out he underestimated the Immortal's memory and adaptability to strange things.

After a few rounds of simple practice, everyone's skills have reached the intermediate level, on par with Lu Ya, and they are ready to play.

It made Lu Ya realize that without the full-level bonus of the game, he was just a mortal, and he was beaten to pieces by these girls.

Jiuhu Immortal is an old gambler, and he can see the excellent game balance of Doudizhu at a glance, and he doesn't have too high requirements for skills.

"Haha, this is fun, three-point technique, seven-point card luck."

Even Sakura Rabbit Immortal asked with great interest:

"This is the first time I've seen this kind of game, did the city owner create it himself?"

Lu Ya was too lazy to be a writer, so he said truthfully:

"It's a game in my hometown to celebrate the New Year."

Everyone was silent for a while, and they were all fascinated.

Ning Zhongzi asked a question that everyone cared about.

"Where is the hometown of senior brother?"

Lu Ya thought about it, and felt that there was no need for him to hide. He was different from other traversers, he was already strong enough to have no enemies.

If he is willing, he may really be able to break through the Three Realms, come to the sea of ​​chaos, and find a certain planet in a certain galaxy in a certain universe...

"You can think that my hometown is in another world."

It's a pity that they didn't understand the meaning of Lu Ya's "another world", and they probably thought that Lu Ya was an avatar of an expert from the God Realm.

With the protection of the gods, the Bamboo Spring Sect will have the peace it has today.

The game will start soon.

The seven were divided into three teams.

Jiuhu Immortal and Mu Yufeifei are in a team, and Jiuhu Immortal plays aggressively.

In Lu Ya Liu Xuanye's team, the spirited guy Lu Ya played in person.

Liu Xuanye lay quietly on his shoulder, on the surface he was watching the people playing cards, but in his heart he was already deducing a plan.

Through the 卍hun imprint carved on Gong Youxi's body, she has discovered that something seems to be wrong with the apostle's headquarters.

Maybe she needs to go there in person...

Ning Zhongzi and Ying Tuxian are on the same team.

Sakura Rabbit Immortal went to battle, looking very serious.

Ning Zhongzi didn't even bother to understand the rules of the game. She used a thin awl to carve something on the bamboo tube while watching everyone play cards happily.

"Three emperors and two queens, are you sorry? I won haha!"

"The Nether King exploded!"

"..."

After a few rounds, Lu Ya kept his money, and it was Yingtuxian who won the most, so that she was too full to eat, and she was embarrassed.

The worst ones are Jiuhu Immortal and Mu Yufeifei. The three of them don't seem to be very smart, and their IQs may not be higher than that of Yingtu Immortal.

The angry Jiuhu Immortal cursed.

"What a broken game, the element of luck is too big, it can't reflect my superb card skills!"

"Then stop playing?"

Sakura Rabbit Immortal said weakly.

"Give the last crab to Lord Jiuhu's team."

Mu Yufeifei was so touched that she was about to cry, she rushed towards the huge crab body, but was pinned down by the two tails of the Jiuhu Immortal.

"What does it mean to give it to me? I want to win openly!"

"Wait, this crab turned out to be—"

Everyone took a closer look, and found that the last king crab actually had the cultivation base of an immortal emperor and a lifespan of over 1 years.

It is a veritable king crab!
Lu Ya didn't even notice it when he was fishing. Presumably, the King Crab might be afraid of the Kun Breeder in the clouds, so he hid his breath...

Immortal Jiuhu suddenly became excited.

"The paper wins first. As long as I win this last game, I will be able to stand up and become the master. The last battle is up to me!"

Lu Ya shook his head.

"Don't lose all your pants again, Zhuquanzong doesn't even have cloth strips."

"..."

Last game.

The Jiuhu Immortal took a look at the cards, and immediately became confident, his tense emotions relaxed, and he even became complacent.

While explaining to Mu Yufeifei.

"I often say a word, her little rabbit can win eight rounds in a row and eat seafood until she vomits. It's not a problem for me, Jiuhu Daxian, to win this king crab."

"The farmer who contributes the most will eat crabs. It is not necessary to be the owner. We will ambush him. This card cannot be grabbed, and this card does not need to be grabbed. She is dead."

"Hongming is in my hand, I have the world, haha, I backhand a super double, and make a fortune in silence!"

"Hey, the little rabbit also doubled? Don't be afraid, her cards can't beat me, five six seven eight nine, two cannons, it's a very good card."

"If I can replace the Immortal Emperor with the Crown Prince, my card will be a lore in this game, but I can't change it. It doesn't matter, and it won't affect the ownership of the King Crab."

"A fairy queen alone? Stupid, Lu Ya, hurry up, Lu Ya, don't you even want a fairy queen? Don't you like women the most?"

"Hurry up, Lu Ya, don't dawdle, five six seven eight nine ten, something went wrong, you should hit two."

"Pour a cup of tea for Lu Ya, and the two of you pour a cup of Qixian tea for the little uncle, start your explosive fireworks show, bomb him, bomb him, beautiful!"

"Hahahaha, little rabbit, let me count how many cards you have left, one, two, three, four...seventeen!"

"Can you beat me with seventeen bamboo cards? If you can beat me, Jiuhu Immortal, with seventeen cards today, I'll eat this big iron pot on the spot!"

Sakura Rabbit Immortal was a little embarrassed, and weakly placed the bamboo cards in her hand on the stage neatly.

Cannons with flying swords...

The Jiuhu Immortal was dumbfounded and was speechless for a long time.

Lu Ya shook his head, feeling that history is really similar across planes.

Ning Zhongzi didn't understand, put down the carving in his hand, drew a green sword, and divided the king crab into seven parts, and said softly:
"Let's eat together."

The two girls laughed through their tears, clutching the king crab legs, and had the illusion that if they ate the crab, they would become immortal emperors.

Jiuhu Immortal was a little upset, but in the end he couldn't extricate himself from the delicacy of king crab roe, and felt something was wrong while eating.

"Crab roe is the ovary of a crab, won't you get pregnant if you eat it?"

"What do you say?"

"..."

……

The seafood New Year's Eve dinner ended amidst drunken laughter.

Jiuhu Immortal and Mu Yufeifei were full of food and drink, and they looked at the fireworks in the sky above Qingluan City, and felt that the city was still fun, so they left in a hurry.

Sakura Rabbit Fairy is too full today.

Seeing that Ning Zhongzi had been carving a bamboo pot, he seemed to be preoccupied, wanted to ask, but hesitated to speak, so he took the opportunity to leave and went back to Qingluan City.

Only Lu Ya, Liu Xuanye and Ning Zhongzi remained in the entire Zhuquan sect.

One man and two women, in a haze of drunkenness, Lu Ya always felt that something was about to happen...

Lu Ya lay on the root of the lone pine with his sword resting on his pillow, enjoying the evening breeze, feeling very comfortable.

Tonight, he drank a lot of Feitian Xiantai, he was drunk, he was a little bit giddy, but his head didn't hurt at all, it was very emotional.

But he could feel that his wife and senior sister were a little sad.

Liu Xuanye never did housework, but at this moment he was cleaning up the mats, wine bowls and bamboo mats on a rare occasion, cleaning with his bare hands, without using any magic tricks.

It was the first time Lu Ya saw his wife doing housework, which was a little exciting.

Looks like it's time to say goodbye...

After Liu Xuanye cleaned up, the flagon pot carved by Ning Zhongzi was also completed.

This version of the bamboo tube is different from the one given to Lu Ya. It is engraved with warming runes and bamboo glaze to keep it warm. It is not a wine pot, but more like a thermos cup, which can be soaked with various anti-pregnancy supplements.

"Give."

Passing the bamboo tube to Liu Xuanye, she silently stuffed packs of prepared herbs and supplements into Liu Xuanye's arms, forming a hill in Liu Xuanye's arms.

Lu Ya looked like he wanted to laugh.

Liu Xuanye nodded and put it away.

She looked at the picture engraved on the outside of the bamboo tube - the picture was a scene of seven people drinking and eating seafood and playing bamboo cards tonight.

And above the seven people's heads, there is a clear, gorgeous starry sky that is completely different from the fairy world.

She hadn't seen such a starry sky for a long, long time.

"The stars are beautiful, thank you... Senior Sister."

she said calmly.

Ning Zhongzi's heart fluctuated, and he was full of emotions for a while.

"When you were young, you said that every star in the sky is a sun, and there are many spherical floating mountains around the sun, which are full of people...Won't people living under the spherical floating mountains fall?"

When Lu Ya heard this, he straightened up suddenly.

Could it be that the lower realm of the predecessor of the abyss was a star universe similar to the previous life?This seems to explain the ancient giant chapter saying that it seems to have seen something similar to the cracked star shield armor...

"That's gravity."

Lu Ya said.

Liu Xuanye frowned slightly, and was startled suddenly.

Gravity She heard an ancient anecdote told by a senior when she was a child, but she didn't expect her husband to know it too. This made her suspect that Lu Ya might be an ancient god, and he had a position or reason why he couldn't help her.

"Husband also knows about this ancient thing?"

Ning Zhongzi was also puzzled and asked:
"What is gravitational force?"

Lu Ya didn't intend to explain too much.

"Gravity is a force that binds fateful people together."

Liu Xuanye shook his head and smiled, his picturesque eyebrows showing a sense of tranquility.

"Take care of Senior Sister."

Lu Ya knew she was leaving, so he didn't say much, nodded and said:
"Ah."

Ning Zhongzi suddenly looked up, and Liu Xuanye's figure had already dimmed.

"Sister, we will meet again."

Light and airy, without any sense of ceremony, Liu Xuanye disappeared in Jianping.

From Lu Ya's point of view, it might be an emergency, and her departure was too simple, even a little abrupt.

It really is a wave of the sleeves, without taking away a cloud...

Ning Zhongzi had fantasized about this scene countless times, and told herself to be calm countless times. Her expression was very calm, but tears were streaming down her eyes.

"why……"

It was not easy for Zhuquanzong to come to the senior brother, and the two finally conceived a child, but in the end, Liu Xuanye left.

Lu Ya walked over lightly, put his arms around her shoulders, and said nothing.

Ning Zhongzi hurriedly wiped away her tears, but a more indescribable sense of helplessness suddenly came to her heart, causing her to fall on Lu Ya's shoulder, sobbing softly, and her eyes burst into tears in a blink of an eye.

Lu Ya hugged the soft and boneless shoulders of his senior sister, his heart was clear, and he looked up at the vast night, thinking with great interest.

My wife is very strong!

world.

(End of this chapter)