Three thousand women's colleges ranked in the fairy class

Chapter 190 [Big Chapter] I will twist your head off and use it as a urinal

Chapter 190 [Big Chapter] I will twist your head off and use it as a urinal

In the fairy world, the natural sun, moon and stars are legends from ancient times, and the sun, moon and stars that people see are actually artificial products.

There is a [Tiangong Mansion] in each sub-district of the fairy court, which specially designs and manufactures the sun, moon and stars to maintain the climate and celestial phenomena.

Among them, most of the sun, moon and stars made by Xianyu strictly refer to the structure and operation rules recorded in ancient books.

Caiyun Xianting is a different kind.

The colorful moon made by Caiyun Tiangong Mansion is unique in the fairy world and has become a famous tourist landmark, attracting a large number of tourists to watch every year.

Because the colorful moon is too bright, and the clouds in Caiyun City are too thick, the stars in the nearby fairyland cannot reach Caiyun City, so Caiyun City cannot see the stars.

This is common sense in Caiyun Xianyu.

But tonight seemed different.

The clouds above Caiyun City are still layer upon layer, covering the night sky, and the colorful moon under the clouds is shining brightly, illuminating Caiyun City more clearly than a full moon.

Can you still see the stars in this situation?
Not only the Jiuhu Immortal was stunned.

Caini, Fan Yan, Jin Guizi, and even Mu Yufeifei all looked up at the night sky.

Squint your eyes and look carefully, the colorful moonlight is shining, and you can really see a little bit of stars through the light and clouds.

Although the starlight is dim, it is very clear and extremely far away.

As if from another world.

"So Caiyun City also has stars."

"Why does it feel so far away..."

"really?"

The two girls gnawed on the snacks from left to right, and you and I talked about the stars, and they were not as shocked as the adults.

Just when everyone was looking up at the stars in confusion, the dots of stars on the clouds suddenly disappeared, as if they had never existed before.

The two girls rubbed their eyes vigorously.

"Hey, where are the stars?"

"Why not?"

"A hallucination?"

From the beginning, Lu Ya never looked up at the starry sky, but only sipped hot tea leisurely.

"Because he came down."

"Ok?"

Everyone was stunned, and suddenly found that there was a figure on the deck of the fairy ship, indistinct under the moonlight of seven colors.

Looking carefully, it was a fat middle-aged man with a mediocre face and a simple temperament. He was dressed in a very casual gray cloth and carried a long stretchable log tube behind his back.

Lu Ya's first impression of this wooden cylinder was that it was an astronomical telescope.

Lu Ya suddenly became interested.

If you look carefully, this person's strength can already be classified as a god, but his facial features and posture are too soft. He is probably the most unreasonable strong man Lu Ya has ever seen. There is no such thing as a strong man at all. Basic awareness.

So much so that the rest of the people thought that this was an ordinary middle-aged uncle.

"Do you need a custom doll?"

On the deck of the fairy ship, the Banyue puppet asked mechanically.

Lian Chengzi looked at the doll carefully.

From his point of view, this doll looks rough, but the partial design is extremely imaginative, especially the engraving on the intelligent part, which even he didn't understand for a while.

When Lian Chengzi was looking at the puppet, the Banyue puppet was also looking at him.

Runes flickered in her crystal eyes.

"Sorry, we're closed."

Lian Chengzi smiled, grabbed the doll's left wrist, carefully looked at the detailed design inside, and then slowly put it down.

"This kind of limb design is incompatible with the whole body style of the puppet. You have a new teacher and don't have to stick to the past."

"teacher."

Ban Yue puppet shouted in a low voice.

Lian Chengzi didn't respond, and turned to look at Lu Ya under the boat.

"The divine endowment in engraving is rare. Gold always shines. It is also a blessing for Ban Yue to meet Senior Lu."

His voice was very small, transmitted by a very strange rune, which made Lu Ya's voice clear, but to others it sounded like a vague raving.

"It's another divine endowment..."

Lu Ya used to be surprised that the design level of Ban Yue's left limb was far superior to that of Ban Mozi or Ban Yue, and was comparable to the level of runes on the Qiming God's Supreme Bone, but it was obviously different in origin.

Now, I finally got to meet the big guy behind the scenes.

"Are you the expert who made the limbs for Ban Yue?"

Lu Ya asked directly.

Lian Chengzi was called an expert more than once, but only this time, he felt a little flustered.

The panic is not that the opponent's strength is unpredictable, but that the immortal ship behind him has a higher-level engraving technique than his key design.

"In front of you, it's okay to be an expert. I just gave her the blueprint, and she completed it herself."

"She pretty much made the boat, too."

Lian Chengzi had his hands behind his back, but his demeanor was very pious.

"The artistic component of this boat is high."

"How tall."

"There is a sky high."

Lu Ya smiled and took another sip of tea.

"He who can see how high the sky is is not far from the sky."

"Senior is overrated."

Lian Chengzi was silent for a moment, and took off the cylindrical mirror on his back.

"I made this mirror all my life. Even in the God Realm, I can't find similar treasures. I want to exchange the mirror with Senior for this ship. How about it?"

Lu Ya smiled, the level of this mirror is too high, no one knows what it is in the fairy world, it can't be sold at all, and he doesn't need this thing.

"You are an artifact. My ship is an Immortal Emperor class. There are still many flaws, and the material is not polished enough. Will you lose money?"

"What more do you want?"

"This boat is my wife, not for sale."

"It's okay, I'll give you the mirror, I only need to observe the ship island for a quarter of an hour."

Lu Ya glanced at the engraving on the wooden mirror, and it was very close to himself.
Cracking Technique and Heart Shield Technique are just skills that I created casually, a quarter of an hour is modest, this person can learn these two small skills in half an hour at most.

Lu Ya felt that it was worthless for him to exchange these two divine artifacts, but he could also see that the other party pursued the ultimate at all costs in order to make up for the distance from the heaven.

"This little trick isn't worth your natal artifact. Besides, that's not why you came to me, is it?"

Because he was so fascinated by Lu Ya's shipbuilding technology, even Cheng Zi almost forgot what he was here for.

What are you doing here?

It's not that he almost forgot, he seems to have really forgotten.

In other words, the teacher never said anything in detail, but only asked him to come over to take a look instead of the three of them, probably meaning to find out the details of the Lu City Lord, but unfortunately, he didn't see anything.

Relying on eyes and mouth is too one-sided.

If it's a threesome, isn't it already fighting?

Do you still have to do it...

Lian Chengzi sighed, he wanted to live a few more years.

Reluctantly raised his right hand, with the power of luck with two fingers, he carved seven strangely arranged star patterns in the night sky with his bare hands.

"Seven stars."

The night above Lu Ya's head was instantly pitch black, except for the seven bright stars, there was not a trace of extra light to be seen.

Lu Ya stared blankly, the formation composed of seven stars was deeply engraved in the depths of his pupils, and instantly penetrated into the Sea of ​​​​Sendai Qi, imprisoning his whole body.

Lu Ya frowned tightly. What made him care was not the strength of the seven-star engraving's confinement, but the arrangement of the seven stars.

spoon.

Seven stars of different light and shade are arranged in the shape of a spoon in the night.

Big Dipper!

Lu Ya put down the teacup, so shocked that he couldn't speak.

The Big Dipper is the star map of the night sky on Earth, or at least the arrangement of stars in the Milky Way.

Why would this person know?
Coincidence?
Not too possible.

Can his telescope see the Big Dipper in Lu Ya's previous universe across planes?
Less likely.

Even if it can be achieved technically, there are more regular star maps than the Big Dipper in the universe, why is it the Big Dipper?

Resisting the curiosity in his heart, Lu Ya remained calm and stepped forward, appearing in front of the middle-aged man.

at the same time.

The night drawn by the seven-star formation shattered into slag, and the seven-star runes also sank into the abyss and disappeared.

Lian Chengzi clutched the Xiantai and knelt down on one knee.

The eyes were bloodshot, outlining the pattern of seven stars.

He was surprised.

"I'm alive?"

"you are still alive."

Lian Chengzi struggled to get up with a peaceful expression on his face.

"I wanted to trap you with the belief that I would die, but not only did I not trap you, I even failed to do so... I really am not suitable for fighting."

Lu Ya calmly said:
"You are very strong, so strong that you shouldn't appear in the fairy world. The strong man I saw in the fairy world last time seemed to be a young man who played chess with himself and had a commentary. He was less interesting than you, but he was also very strong. ,do you know?"

"Thanks to senior's noble hand, he is still alive."

"So you, like him, are also part of that single dog organization?"

"Eleven alone."

Lian Chengzi corrected.

"Yes, it seems to be called this. You are much stronger than that person, but your fighting spirit is too bad, and the effect is not as good as him. What's your name?"

"Lianchengzi."

Lu Ya could tell from a casual glance that this person was stronger than any god of the underworld, but he seemed to be a low-ranking player among the 11 players. It seemed that his wife Liu Xuanye's plan had a long way to go.

"With eleven strong people gathered together, do you want to subvert the Three Realms?"

Lian Chengzi retorted:

"On the contrary, we are just maintainers."

"Oh……"

Lu Ya's claim that 11 people can overthrow the Three Realms is an exaggeration on purpose, but the other party only refuted the position, not the strength, which is interesting...

"Did you create the seven-star map just now?"

Lian Chengzi responded decisively.

"Yes."

But Lu Ya still heard the momentary hesitation in his words, it seems not.

This is even more interesting. Could it be that there are people in the same starry sky as me in the Three Realms?
Also a time traveler?
"It seems that you also have a teacher. You are protecting your teacher. Does that mean that you think your teacher is not my opponent?"

Lian Chengzi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that his subconscious mind, which he hadn't thought about, would be discovered by the other party.

"The teacher is old and dizzy. He should send someone who is stronger and better at fighting to deal with you."

It really is a teacher!

Lu Ya suddenly thought, Eleven alone, why are there eleven, and specifically implying that only singles?

Only "11" in Arabic numerals has the meaning of a single dog on the Huaxia Internet. This teacher is not only a time traveler, but also a Chinese?

Lu Ya was shocked in his heart, but smiled.

"No, then Eleven Lone Travelers will be renamed Ten Lone Travelers. Don't underestimate the wisdom of the old man."

Lian Chengzi heard the arrogance from Lu Ya, but as a solo traveler at Eleven, he believed in the strength of his seniors even more.

"If Master Zhu Shen dies, there will be problems in this world... As long as you insist on moving Master Zhu Shen, someone much stronger than me will appear."

Lu Ya smiled.

"Then I underestimated this real Zhu Shen."

At the moment of life and death, Lian Chengzi is not afraid.

"Since senior let me live, please allow me to ask a question."

"it is good."

"what is your purpose?"

The three major philosophical questions, who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do, Lian Chengzi only asked the last one, which shows that he has many possible guesses about Lu Ya's strength, and his vision is probably not limited to three realms.

Lu Ya didn't hide anything.

"I have no purpose."

Lian Chengzi frowned slightly.

"The most dangerous thing is not having a purpose, isn't it? Senior may let me go today, and tomorrow he may be unhappy and destroy Xianting casually."

"..."

Lu Ya was powerless to refute, but after thinking about it, he still had some reservations:
"Don't worry, I'm not that strong yet. I didn't kill you because of Ban Yue, and it's not without reason. As for the matter of Zhu Shenzhen, you'd better leave it alone, maybe he is stronger than me , isn't it interesting?"

Lian Chengzi was still a little puzzled.

"Dare to ask if senior has a relationship with the family teacher? The first time, you let three junior brothers go, and this time you let me go..."

"is it?"

Lu Ya was also taken aback for a moment. He had always been casual about the weak, but when he met the strong, he developed a heart of cherishing talents.

"What's your master's name? Maybe you know him or not?"

"I've been asking this question for more than 1 years, but it's a pity that Master never revealed his real name, and he didn't even make up one."

"I guess his name is something like Ergou, Tiezhu, Quandan."

"Senior can really joke."

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

"No."

"No, why don't you leave?"

Lian Chengzi was a little embarrassed.

"Senior Lu has an interesting soul, but it's a pity that my seniors may be more interested in your combat power... The next person will come soon, I hope the senior will continue to be merciful."

Lu Ya nodded.

"Ahem, I will try my best."

In an instant, the sky above the colorful clouds was full of stars, and Lian Chengzi disappeared out of thin air.

Lu Ya got off the boat, sat back on the deck chair, and looked up at the sky.

The brilliance of the colorful moon once again shrouded Caiyun City.

Seven Star Big Dipper, a bit interesting, this world.

Jiuhu Immortal and the others knew nothing about the brief battle between the two, and they didn't even hear what they were talking about, let alone being interested.

"Just now there are seven stars in the sky, like a spoon, didn't you see it?"

The Wine Fox Immortal came to Lu Ya's side and said:

"I saw it, it's beautiful."

"Is the old man here to customize dolls? Why have we chatted for so long?"

"It's Ban Yue's master."

"Grandpa Xiaoyue is so powerful, does he still need a master?"

Lu Ya suddenly asked:

"Your father is also powerful, why are you so weak? It's just that there is no master. If you pour tea and beat my back every day, I will be your master for free."

Jiuhu Immortal felt that he was being taken advantage of, and pouted his mouth, very dissatisfied.

"Don't look down on people, you are stronger than me now, when I open Nine-Tails, no, Eight-Tails, I can twist your head off and use it as a urinal!"

Lu Ya imagined the scene of the wine fox fairy, always feeling weird.

"Imagine that picture yourself, don't you feel ashamed?"

Wine Fox Fairy:
"..."

Caini on the side covered her mouth and smiled secretly, then bid farewell to Lu Ya.

"It's getting late, and I'm going back to report. The competition system will be announced tomorrow morning. I suggest that you don't go out to play tonight. Don't be absent."

"Thanks for your hard work."

As soon as Caini left, Jiuhu Immortal instantly forgot the embarrassment just now.

The person lay on the giant gourd, and the giant gourd lowered until the wine fox fairy's mouth reached the height of Lu Ya's ear, and asked in a low voice:

"I finished watching the stars, what else is there to do tonight?"

Lu Ya leaned back on the recliner.

"sleep."

Jiuhu Immortal Thief Xixi smiled and said:

"Sleep with whom?"

Lu Ya glared at her and didn't bother to talk to her.

The Jiuhu Immortal said relentlessly.

"Don't be stingy, take me with you."

Lu Ya looked up at the night sky, and suddenly asked:
"where is your house?"

"I don't have a home, why do you ask me so suddenly?"

"You will."

"Meaty."

Fan Wei and Jin Guizi looked at each other, then looked at Lu Ya, always felt that he was asking about the home of Jiuhu Immortal, but in his heart he was thinking about his own hometown...

That must be somewhere in the God Realm!

The two fantasized.

(End of this chapter)

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