Chapter 55
At night, a man carried three barrels of instant noodles, three nine-yuan chicken legs, six ham sausages and three eggs, and a few bottles of beer in the back basket, and walked slowly back to his home.

After returning home, the man came to the computer without hesitation and unloaded all the "equipment" he bought today!

"Well, it's finally going to be on the shelves, let's have a good meal today!" The man smiled lightly, clicked on the edit chapter, and then boiled water to prepare instant noodles.

But all of a sudden, the computer in front of me is like a card stuck!
"What's going on? The computer that took me four months' salary to buy is useless?" The man's heart ached suddenly, four months... four months' salary! ! !

At this time, a scene similar to a live broadcast appeared on the screen!
"Hey! It's started!! Hey, get ready, get ready!" A man in ancient costume clapped his hands in the camera.

Then following the camera, I came to a magnificent palace. Although the palace is not as glamorous as those on TV, it is extremely simple and desolate!
The man followed the camera into the palace, and the Chinese and military officials in the palace were in place!Above all the officials, there is a throne, and a man sits on the throne. The man looked at the camera and nodded, and said: "Congratulations to the launch of "I am in the Great Desolation System". From now on, no tax will be collected for ten years. I'm on the shelves of the Great Desolation Stacking System!"

"Great King, Great Kindness!! Congratulations to the release of "I am in the Great Desolation System"!!!"

And all the military officials below the hall congratulated in unison.

"Also! Readers, please remember! This king is the emperor Xin! Zi Shou!"

Di Xin grinned as he talked, and said like an old fritter: "Hey, what, please recommend, ask for a reward, please collect, please ask for a monthly pass!!"

"Hey, hey, what's the matter? You're stealing the spotlight! Hey! Someone drag it down!"

Then the civil and military officials came and pulled Di Xin to go back, but Di Xin still yelled: "I! Di Xin!! I am the emperor!!! Give me a recommendation, a monthly pass, a collection, a reward!! I want a camera!!!"

"Okay, okay! Next!!"

Then, the camera turned again and came to a palace!There are also civil and military officials!A middle-aged man stood above all the officials. The man was extremely majestic, overwhelming the entire hall!

"I will rule the six kingdoms, unite the world into one, build the Great Wall to town the dragon veins of Kyushu! Defend our Great Qin, protect our country, I will..."

"Hey, hey! I've said too much! You said that there are still a group of people waiting behind so many! Can you be brief?"

"Oh, good! The First Emperor Yingzheng..."

"Can you sum it up in one sentence?"

"I'm fucking good!! OK!" Ying Zheng cursed secretly and roared, "I! Qin Shihuang!! Send money!!! Four readers, one monthly ticket, two collections, three recommendations, and four rewards!!! "

"Okay! Next!!"

The camera turned again and came to a fairyland-like place in front of me. There were three blond women with wings on their backs, a black-haired woman, and two men.

"Group leader... can we not ask for it?" Angel Yan said miserably.

"No! Hey, hey, I said no, don't steal the scene! I tell you to go aside if you don't ask!"

"Okay..." Angel Yan pouted, then his face changed, and he said extremely charmingly: "My child, I am so confident in your future that I may fall in love with you, tiaodou you, and die I will protect you unswervingly! But... only a monthly pass will be enough!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Sister Yan (Yan)!"

Then...then the three angel girls flew away...

"What about you?" The camera looked at Feng Baobao, Xu San and Xu Si asked.

"Group leader, I don't understand, beg me, I don't know if Bei is old, but..."

"Hey, hey, let's talk, don't grab it!"

"Me! Xu Si asks for a monthly ticket! Ask for a reward! Ask for a subscription!!" Xu Si raised his head proudly.

"What about the rest?" Xu San asked.

"You come!"

"I t... give you a knife?"

"Hurry up!!!" Chen Tian roared.

"Me! Xu San begging for collection, please recommend! Wu begging for readers!!"

"very good!"

"There is still a nest!!"

"Everyone! Me! The most beautiful Bin Shao! Eighteen years old, eight-pack abs, height [-], weight [-], besides molesting ghosts, I also like playing games and traveling, my hobbies Mmm..."

Before Bin Shao finished speaking, Xu San, Xu Si, Feng Baobao rushed over to cover his mouth without hesitation, and dragged back!

"Drag out Bian! To the smoking Bian! I'm the first to find a fucking partner!"

Then Chen Tian appeared in front of the camera, made a warm smile and said: "Everyone, I am Chen Tian, ​​who is eighteen years old..."

"You fart!!" Master Tongtian stepped on the four swords of Zhu Xian and flew over, grabbed Chen Tian and shouted: "Are you fucking eighteen years old? Tens of thousands of old monsters are eighteen years old?"

"You know a ball! First there is Tianchen and then there is Tianchen, and Pangu is even before Tianchen. Now Nianfang, one Chaos is one year!" Then, Emperor Xin Ye, the Emperor of Gods, flew over and grabbed Chen Tian and dragged him out of the camera!

It's a pity that the poor lens fell on the ground and no one cares about it...

"Hey? No one has the camera?" Su Yuxi came over and took the camera and said: "I..."

"You ass, climb up for me!"

Before Su Yuxi could finish speaking, Xiao Yan kicked his foot into the air, and ran away with the camera on his shoulders. On the way, he kept saying, "I! Simple!"

"Master Jane, ask me to subscribe!!" Immediately, Chen Tian roared, shaking the camera so that it almost shattered...

Xiao Yan said bitterly: "Yes..."

Then he grinned and said, "Everyone! Ask for a monthly pass! Ask for collection, please subscribe! Please reward! If you participate, I will send you Medusa! Super positive! Mei'er, it really doesn't work, Qinglin also..."

"Sisters, that kind of bastard is here, tear him up!!"

"Fuck!"

Then...then Xiao Yan dropped the camera, and the camera only saw Xiao Yan being chased and killed by a group of women with swords...

Then the camera turned again and came to an apartment.

"Come on, perform acrobatics and ask for a subscription!"

"I'll flick Thomas's 360-degree [-]-degree no-dead-angle Tiger Landing Subscription!" Hu Yifei directly performed it, which shocked readers all over the Internet!
"I... I know how to..."

"It's okay, we're not breaking the law!" Readers.

"It's your turn, Dali!"

"I... I will... I will... That's right! I will calculate the probability of readers voting and subscribing!!" Zhuge laughed vigorously after thinking for a while.

"What is the probability of that line?"

"0.000000000...0001..." Zhuge wiped his sweat vigorously, and smiled awkwardly.

"Drag it out and beat it! Hit the smoking one!"

"I hit Nima! It's almost as good as hitting you! Who dares to hit Dali??" Male reader.

"Okay! Fight the group leader!" Then...then show readers a scene of playing the protagonist!
One minute later, the camera turned again and came to a high mountain.

"Everyone, I am licking my old face and begging for a subscription!" Zhang Sanfeng said with a mean smile: "Of course, if you subscribe, collect, recommend, reward, and have a monthly pass, I am willing to give you Tai Chi! Thief is awesome!!"

"You're farting!" The next moment, Iron Man came to him and said, "Dear readers, if you have all five requests, I will not only give you Jarvis, Iron Man armor, but also nano-level ones." !"

"I don't want to burn Ji!"

"Brother Lao Tzu's position is gone!"

"Old man... ahem... old man, I don't want anyone anymore, here I am!"

"Yemou Wing Chun is all for you, just ask for a subscription, a reward, a monthly pass!"

"I don't even want the Nine Yin Manual!"

"Fuck off, I still have a system! You guys are a ball!" Then...then Chen Tian took everyone away regardless of the others.

……

Then the camera appeared, and an extremely ordinary man appeared in the camera.

"Everyone! Congratulations on the release of the book "I'm in the Desolate Stacking System"! I am the author of this book, a foodie little zombie!!"

"No! This is not the author in my heart! This is not!! You are not handsome!!" female reader.

"Hmm... so fucking handsome than me! Damn it!!" the male reader.

"Fuck..."

Then, hundreds of people rushed up and beat the author violently. After more than ten minutes of beating, the little zombie crawled out from the crowd, hugged the camera and said, "Me! Little zombie!! Please subscribe!!!"

"Please, please!!!"

Master Bin rushed over and gave the little zombie a kick, and shouted, "Here is the bastard who killed someone!"

"Fuck, bro, you..."

"Kill the little zombie! How dare you write about Goddess Yan like that!!"

"Kill the little zombie, how dare you write about my goddess like that!"

"Ahhhhh! I am the most beautiful north of the Milky Way!! Kill this bastard!"

"Raise the banner, rise up for righteousness, kill zombies, and marry Dali!!"

……

"Please subscribe..."

 It's finally ushered in the shelves~ The little zombie comes from sadness... 咖咖咖, joy comes from it!ヾ(●`●) Wow~

  It will be put on the shelves on time at twelve o'clock, ten updates will be released today, and six updates will be released tomorrow, the little zombie begs everyone! !Subscription, monthly pass, recommendation, collection!thanks~~
  And one more thing!乛乛, please reward~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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