Random rebate: I will be invincible if I pass on my merits

Chapter 318 I said it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?
At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Monkey King was fiddling with the grass roots in his hand.

In front of Monkey King, there were already a lot of grasshoppers, grass dragonflies, and grass dogs, and there were even two pairs of braided straw sandals.

Ever since Su Bai freed his hands and at the same time solved his excretion problem and part of his freedom, Monkey King didn't care so much about being oppressed.

When you are a monkey, you don't have to be too serious, because if you are too serious, you will be sad.

After compiling today's No.18 Grasshopper, Monkey King still couldn't hold back his temper.

"Land, land!"

Sun Wukong punched the ground with both fists, and suddenly, a little old man with white beard and hair was shaken out by the monkey.

"Grandfather Dasheng~ Can't you use some normal methods if you call me?"

The land tremblingly got up from the ground, straightened his crutches and hats again, and then moved to Monkey King with an embarrassing expression.

"My lord, what are your orders?"

"I want peaches! Get me some!"

To this old man, Sun Wukong was not so polite. If the emperor hadn't come early, the old man would still want to feed himself molten iron!

Sure enough, it's not that the old man has become bad, but the bad guy has become old!

After listening to Monkey King's words, a wry smile suddenly appeared on the face of the land: "Grandpa, the little god's jurisdiction is only five hundred miles away, let alone peaches, there is not even a fruit tree, where can the little god give it to me?" Are you looking for Taoer?"

"Hey, look at your useless appearance, let me do it myself!"

Seeing the appearance of the land, Monkey King didn't bother to embarrass him anymore, he straightened his back slightly, and the Wuzhi Mountain was immediately raised several feet by Monkey King, and then Monkey King walked out lightly and deftly, without saying a word, grabbed Living in the land, he used a transformation method to transform the land into his own appearance, and then pressed the land into the hole where he stayed in Wuzhishan, unable to move at all.

"No way, no way! Great Sage!"

The land was so frightened that the souls of the dead froze, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Great Sage, the Buddhist scripturer has arrived in the past few days. If you leave, and you are not there when the Buddhist scripturer arrives, the little god may lose his head!"

"Great Sage, you come back first, you come back first, the little god will help you get it, can't you get it for you!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the land contemptuously, and waved his hand: "Okay, okay! You started talking to me half a month ago! I have been obediently lying down for half a month, what's wrong? I let the wind go for a day every ten days, and you want to disobey the emperor's order?"

The land has been numb by this monkey: Co-author, I have worked so hard to find so many fruits for you, are they all for nothing?
However, looking at Monkey King in front of him, Land's mouthful of complaints finally turned into weak pleas.

You can't beat it, you can't provoke it, how can you fix it?
"Great Sage, you can just bear it for a few days, can you bear it for a few days? It's really just a few days of effort, you can bear it and pass it. You have endured it for so long, it's not bad for a few days, isn't it?"

Sun Wukong picked out his ears impatiently: "Okay, okay! My old grandson's somersault cloud is very fast, I will go back to Huaguo Mountain, pick some fruits and come back, so I won't embarrass you, okay!"

Immediately, a somersault disappeared directly in front of the land, no matter how the land shouted, no one responded.

The land tried hard to raise his head, looked at the Wuzhi Mountain formed by the surging mana above his head, and felt the celestial power in his body again, wanting to cry but not crying.

What can I do?Endure it!
This monkey head can be regarded as trustworthy in speaking, it should, probably, maybe, it's not such a coincidence, right?

Just when he was about to nestle up and sleep, a red shadow suddenly appeared in the eyes of the land.

I saw the red shadow wearing a brocade cassock and holding a nine-ringed tin staff. Although there was a white horse behind him, he didn't ride it at all. He was able to walk fast with only two legs, but the white horse behind him was panting from exhaustion. With a rough breath, the body of the horse carrying the luggage was precarious.

"Learners!"

When Land saw the red shadow, he felt numb all over!

What do you call a good spirit without a bad spirit?Isn't that what it is?
As soon as the monkey left on the front foot, the Buddhist monk came on the back foot. What's the matter?

I saw the red shadow getting closer and closer, and when it was only a few tens of miles away from me, it turned its head and walked in another direction. The land that originally wanted to pretend to be dead could not remain silent after all.

If I didn't send this monkey head away, I'm afraid that my crime will be serious in the future!

I had no choice but to raise my voice and imitate the tone of a monkey and shout: "Master, Master!"

At this time, Yang Tianyou also had some headaches.

"It is said that I have arranged for an apprentice to take me with me. This is almost the end of the land, why haven't I seen anyone yet?"

Just as he was about to search around here again, the voice of "Master" immediately reached Yang Tianyou's ears.

Yang Tianyou's eyes suddenly brightened: "So it's really here!" Immediately, his legs bent slightly, and his whole body was like a sharp arrow, heading straight to Wuzhi Mountain!

As soon as I arrived at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, I saw the "monkey head" that was pressed under the mountain and only showed its head.

And the land saw Yang Tianyou's Buddha's light flashing all over his body, how could he not know that this is the Buddhist pilgrim himself?Immediately they shouted more happily!

"Master, Master, save me!"

As for whether to lose face or not, the land is completely ignored now!
What is shame, loss of life is a big deal!
Yang Tianyou walked to the land curiously, and then looked at the towering Wuzhi Mountain behind the land, showing curiosity.

"Are you the one that the Buddha and the emperor said? The disciple who wants to go to the west to learn scriptures with me?"

The land nodded like a slapstick: "Yes, yes, yes! Master, please save me, I promise to wish you all the best in the future, and keep you safe!"

Needless to say, this land has been with Monkey King for a long time, and the tone of speech has also learned a seven-point image. Yang Tianyou didn't hear anything wrong.

Seeing the monkey's sincere expression, Yang Tianyou nodded in satisfaction.

"Okay, if you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it. My Buddhist school pays attention to putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha immediately. Since you are so sincere, then I will help you out."

A smile suddenly appeared on the ground, and he was about to tell Yang Tianyou how to break Wuzhi Mountain, when Yang Tianyou's expression changed, and a golden light flashed on his forehead!
"Dawei Tianlong, Daluo Dharma mantra! World Honored One, Earth Store, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba!"

Following Yang Tianyou's fingertip, a golden dragon flew out from Yang Tianyou's back and bumped into Wuzhi Mountain!
Immediately, there was an earth-shattering sound of collapse, and countless stones suddenly collapsed, and the entire Wuzhi Mountain began to disintegrate immediately. Within a short while, the entire Wuzhi Mountain was completely reduced to a pool of rubble!
As for the land lying on the ground, he was stunned to see it!
[No wonder others can go to learn scriptures, but I can only be the land! 】

Just as he was thinking, a big hand grabbed the land and brought him to a safe place. When the land turned his head, he saw Yang Tianyou's smiling face.

"Okay, without further ado, you go to find some clothes in the luggage on horseback, let's set off as soon as possible!"

Seeing that the holy monk in front of him wanted to take him to learn scriptures without saying a word, the land couldn't stand it after all.

"Holy Monk, Holy Monk, listen to my explanation"

Yang Tianyou's mind is full of joy now, all he is thinking about is how to finish it quickly and go back to heaven to accompany his wife, seeing this monkey hesitating, his complexion suddenly changed!
Grabbing the land by the neck, his eyes were full of murderous intent!
"What do you want to say? Do you want to say that you won't accompany the poor monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"The poor monk tells you, you have to go today, or you have to go if you don't go! Either you will go to the West Paradise with me honestly, or I will send you to the West Paradise with my own hands. , think about it, what do you want to choose?!"

Seeing the fierce light in Yang Tianyou's eyes, Tu Tu didn't dare to speak!

I have seen this kind of look in the eyes of countless monsters before. This person is obviously full of Buddha spirit, but how can he act like a monster!

At this moment, with a loud shout, an iron rod smashed straight at Yang Tianyou!

"Don't hurt anyone!"

Yang Tianyou's eyes twitched: "So there are helpers, no wonder they are so unscrupulous!"

The Buddha's light on his body suddenly exploded!The iron rod in Sun Wukong's hand was stuck three feet away from the front of his body by Yang Tianyou's surrounding Buddha light, unable to advance an inch!

And the land in Yang Tianyou's hand was illuminated by the Buddha's light, and the transformation method on his body was immediately released, his whole body slid down suddenly, and he lay flat on the ground.

Yang Tianyou was about to fight back, but when he saw the person's face, he was also confused.

Why is there another monkey?
Sun Wukong was also confused, he just held the stick in front of Yang Tianyou like this, neither hitting nor not hitting.

Looking at the ground again, a land with white beard and hair looked at Yang Tianyou with a timid face.

"Holy Monk."

"I said, this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

PS: It's 15, fellow workers and peasants are also slowly returning to the construction site. . .

　Thank you for the leisurely day, the reward from the misty lonely mountain Hongyingshatter, thank you.

　　
　
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