Journey to the West: It turns out that I have long been detached from the avenue

Chapter 138 I'm on vacation, I'm working overtime... (1)

"It's fine if you make a mistake~ Stupid Canopy Marshal~ Now, the God of the River will ask you again, what kind of stone did you throw away~"

But when the war was about to break out, it was extinguished with Iron Pig Bajie crying and apologizing on the ground.

The original blood-colored quicksand river also returned to its former state, and the gloomy-faced Monk Sha in the quicksand river also returned to his humble look just now.

Even the single dull hair on his bald head turned silvery white.

"???" Heaven said.

"???" Hongjun asked.

"???" Five Saints.

"???" All living beings.

What do you mean? ?

This... is this the end? ?

Are you a little too much?Thunder, little rain? ?
Monk Sha seemed to know what they were thinking, so he rolled his eyes and said, "He's just a little river god~ why do you want to destroy the world? He also needs to increase his performance, unlike Tianting and the others."

While talking, the River God squatted on the surface of the Liusha River, drawing small circles... said: "I am very busy, I have a lot of work, no commission, I work overtime when others are on vacation, and the mortgage is not paid off, so I buy the insurance by myself. Fortunately, I don't have to buy a parking space, because I can't afford a car at all...hehe..."

Hongjun, the Five Sages, and Journey to the West group of four, including all sentient beings, all had their mouths twitching slightly...

What the fuck... what's wrong? ?Can we have a good chat?Can we still have fun together? ?
And heaven.

The Jade Emperor looked at many immortal officials in the audience and looked at himself, as if he was saying... the river god... seems to belong to the heavenly court, are our river gods so strong?Destroy the world casually?

Still meeting Pangu?Conjure a sky-opening ax that is exactly the same as the Chaos Supreme Treasure in Pangu's hands? ?

Jade Emperor Tianzun, do you know why?Can you send us to be the god of the river?We also want to touch the Chaos Supreme Treasure's Sky-Opening Axe...

The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched wildly...

Depend on! !

If Dad had a way to get these, he would have gone by himself long ago, okay?Where is your turn?
"Cough cough~Although Liushahe River God belongs to the Heavenly Court, and his predecessor is also the Heavenly Court Rolling Curtain General, but...this was done by a master, I can't help it." know.

Although this is said to belong to the subordinates of our Heavenly Court, although the predecessor was also a member of the Heavenly Court, but!
This is definitely not from our Heavenly Court, otherwise Dad is willing to take the position of the Jade Emperor and become the river god himself!
……

Lion Camel Ridge Wonderland.

Chen Tian laughed out loud at the disobedient Monk Sha. He merged the God of the River with Monk Sha in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"!

That's why Monk Sha is such a sand sculpture, and he also has a god-opening axe.

You know, in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", this river god is super perverted!

Anyone who has seen it knows that although this river god is said to be a small river god, this bastard is a concept version of the river god!

He will exist in the river, but if anything falls, it can be turned into gold, silver, two identical items, and then hold the same item and ask the person who dropped the item to answer.

The most perverted thing is that the river god can reach the state of not being hurt or dying anywhere in the river!
Because no matter what you throw down, weapons, exercises, supernatural attacks, law attacks, or spiritual thoughts!
He can conjure up two different versions of gold and silver for you!As for which one to give you, it depends on which one you choose, if you choose the wrong one...

People will be angry, and then beat your chest with "little fists"~
Perhaps in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", the God of the River is not so irritable, but this is fused with Monk Sha, and what to do can be done in one thought.

There is one more thing, that is... but the river!Remember, any river, the river god can have this ability, just like finding a home!
After all... In "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", the river god said, "The Milky Way... is also a river~"

So, as long as it is a river, this calf is equivalent to going home, even if it is... even if it is a long river of time...

After all, there are river characters...it is also a river~
……

"Let's not talk about sad things, they still have to make money~"

Monk Sha on the Liusha River got up and squinted at the four of Journey to the West, especially Iron Pig Bajie, and said with a smile: "Cowardly Marshal Canopy~ Did you drop this golden stone? Or this one?" Where is the silver stone? Or this ordinary stone?"

"Ordinary! Ordinary!!" Iron Pig Bajie hurriedly shouted, oh my god, this is a devil, it's too frightening, Pangu God has the Chaos Supreme Treasure Kaitian God Ax... Who knows what else he has in his hand?
Quickly kneel and lick!

"Hmm~" Monk Sha looked like a teachable child, and then smiled and said, "Honest marshal of the canopy~ Since you chose ordinary stones, for your honesty, I will give you all three of them." ~"

"Whoosh whoosh...!!!"

Then all three stones were thrown ashore.

"Cough...General Rolling Curtain, you are the third disciple of Tang Sanzang, can you go west with him?" At this time, Patriarch Hongjun asked.

"I can't do it~ I haven't finished my performance yet. Daozu, you are the big boss, how could you know that we low-level people... have a lot of work, no commission, and I will work overtime when they are on vacation..."

"Okay, okay, how to complete the performance?"

Listening to his complaints, Patriarch Hongjun's old face darkened, and he interrupted quickly, why does this kid feel cheaper than Tang Sanzang?

"He is a river god, but he will pick up all the things that are thrown down, and then turn them into gold and silver objects, let him choose, if he chooses his own, he will complete a performance~"

Monk Sha laughed and said, "This is called looking for honest people~ Of course, if you are dishonest and have evil thoughts..."

While talking, Monk Sha, who squinted his eyes, smiled strangely and said, "I'll kill him~"

"Then...then I..." Iron Pig Bajie spoke slightly.

"Because I remember Marshal Tianpeng~ I drank with him in the Heavenly Court." Monk Sha laughed.

"Then how far are you?" Sun Wukong asked.

"There's still a lot to go~"

"How much is a lot?"

"A lot is a lot, irritable Monkey King~ Don't ask me~"

"..." Sun Wukong.

"Ahem, since that's the case, you'll have to deal with it yourself." Seeing this, Hongjun decided to forget it, and ran away, not to mention destroying the world, let alone completing the performance, you can just ask the Queen Mother of Heaven to dance pole dance for you.

Then the figure flashed and left with the golden light group Tiandao, and the five sages also flashed away when they saw this.

As for Monk Sha, who has sunk to the bottom of the river...

The Westward Journey group of four looked at each other until Tang Sanzang nodded, and the other three nodded.

Isn't it just less performance?Let's brush it for you!
Without hesitation, Xiao Bailong dropped a Houtian Lingbao and entered the Liusha River.

"Damn little white dragon~ Excuse me, did you drop this golden Houtian Lingbao? Or this white Houtian Lingbao? Or this nothing-less Houtian Lingbao?"

(End of this chapter)