Journey to the West: It turns out that I have long been detached from the avenue

Chapter 178 How about digging a hole to bury both of you?
"Everyone, now Brother Hou and Lao Sha have returned, we are waiting for the master to come back, and we are about to step into the five villages of Longevity Mountain!!"

At the same time, 1000 meters away from Longevity Hill, Zhu Bajie was holding a mobile phone, with a big pig face on the camera, frightening many creatures.

Especially the children of the human race, they were so frightened... yelling.

There's no way, that Zhu Bajie is too ugly with a pig's head and pig's face...

Together with Shouyang Mountain, Taiqing Laozi in Taiqing Palace, and Xuandu couldn't bear to look directly... Damn...

Is this my disciple (disciple)? ?

After you go out, don't say that you are the first disciple of the third generation of my human religion... You are so ugly that you can't bear to look straight at it.

"Idiot, my old grandson advises you to quickly change your appearance and restore the image of Renjiao."

At this moment, sitting on a tree and eating the peaches just picked from Huaguo Mountain, he said speechlessly: "Otherwise, the remaining two old seniors in the Renjiao will kick you out of the Renjiao..."

"How is it possible! It is impossible for my old pig master and master ancestor to abandon..."

Xuandu: Wukong is right, you should change your appearance...

Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Xuandu typed in the live broadcast room and said...

This made a lot of people laugh.

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, what the hell, did he dislike him?My old pig is your apprentice!As Sufa said, if you are a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of your life, shall we count you as half of your apprentice?
I'm your big boy! !Are you so disgusted?Want to give up?

What's wrong?

No more love? ?

Are there dogs out there? ? ?
Or is it that the apprentice outside has a beautiful face, a beautiful appearance, a closed moon and a shy flower, making you feel ashamed to have me as an apprentice, an old pig? ?

How about digging a hole in Shouyang Mountain to bury both of you...

Forget it... destroy it, I'm tired...

"Ami the Buddha, finally came back."

And just when Zhu Bajie was squatting by the tree and drawing circles with a sad pig face, Tang Sanzang came back, and...then looked at Zhu Bajie inexplicably, and said, "Xiao Jiejie, what's wrong with you? Someone picked it?"

click...

puff……

Zhu Bajie only felt that his heart was broken, and all the sentient beings watching the live broadcast laughed miserably because of Tang Sanzang's words.

God's wife in the TM family was taken away!

Is there anyone with this pig face?You don't even have to give it away, do you?
"Oh! My lovely master, the second senior brother has already lost his mind, let's hurry up and get on the road." Monk Sha said at this moment.

Tang Sanzang nodded, ignoring Zhu Bajie who was about to cry, waved his hand, and the mobile phone landed in his hand, saying: "Everyone, we are going to Longevity Hill now...Thank you Buddha Duobao Tathagata for sending me a super Sports car team!!"

"Ouch, thank Buddha Duobao Tathagata for sending another supercar team!!"

"Ouch, thank Buddha Duobao Tathagata for sending another supercar team!!"

"Everyone, pay attention to our big brother!!"

However, at the next moment, Duobao Tathagata Buddha did not hesitate to send the supercar team rain!And the TMs were sent one by one, and the special effects of the Naha screen made Tang Sanzang invisible to everyone...

"Come, come, everyone, pay attention to our big brother Lingshan Buddha Tathagata! Give him a billion dollars! Let's go in immediately!"

"Very good! It's 1000 million now, hurry up and order it. When it reaches 3000 billion, let's go to Longevity Hill to eat the ginseng fruit that blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and matures in 1 years. You can only eat one ginseng fruit in [-] years!"

……

Lion Camel Ridge Wonderland.

"This shit... seems to have ruined Journey to the West..." Chen Tian looked at the live broadcast room, and when he heard the familiar melody, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly...

Isn't this the modern dog anchor routine?When was it brought here? ?
In modern times, there are always some idiot anchors who boast about a script, and then people come?Instead, he beeps everywhere begging for attention...

This kind of person is the most annoying!Unexpectedly... Tang Sanzang... Jin Chanzi!You fucking learned it badly! !
……

"Oh, my dear master, master, take it easy, there is still heaven!!" Seeing this, Monk Sha hurriedly stopped Tang Sanzang, who was madly begging for Buddha Duobao Tathagata's attention...

"Uh... oh, then... let's go here first." Tang Sanzang nodded when he heard the words, and then waved his hand, saying: "Dog disciples! Let's go!!"

……

Longevity Hill, in Wuzhuang Temple, under the ginseng fruit tree with the innate spiritual root.

"Om...!!!"

Originally, after the ginseng fruit fell to the ground, it didn't sink into the soil like in the TV series, but it was cracked from the middle by the shock of the ground...

It's like those gourds in "Gourd Baby" fall down and a little person pops out.

At the moment it split open, a large amount of purple mist was used from it!And in this purple mist, there are some laws surrounding it!
"This... this is..." Zhen Yuanzi who was hiding in the space turned pale with shock, this... this is the law of poison! !And it seems to be the law of poison at the level of complete control! !
"It's difficult for the poor, I'm afraid it's... I'm afraid it's a little bit difficult..." Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly, even he might not be able to resist this... Can the Journey to the West five people resist? ?
And after the ginseng fruit was split open, a green-skinned mouse who looked like a three-year-old child walked out... His eyes projected a fierce light, and he was wearing a strange suit.

"Captain Teemo, he is dying!!"

Timo! !If you play League of Legends, you must know this dog!After all, there is a saying in LOL that "team battles can be lost! Teemo must die!".

Afterwards, he took out a mushroom from the backpack on his back... decisively planted it in the open space around the ginseng fruit tree.

The mushroom was planted in the open space, exuding wisps of purple mist, and as time passed, it slowly became invisible after a few breaths.

And after the mushroom was planted, even Zhen Yuanzi couldn't really see it. One can imagine if... if it exploded like a hair in LOL...

Emmmm......

That's not dead but also disabled! !
"Peace is just a fairy tale."

"My natural killer, killing, is everything I'm good at!"

Captain Teemo started to plant another mushroom after a while. The little figure seemed to have turned into a hard-working garden worker, and in a short while no less than thirty poisonous mushrooms were planted around the ginseng fruit tree.

"Let you eat us, now...is it our turn to fight back?" Timo looked at his masterpiece with a ferocious smile on his face!
"Teemo, you are so cute, I really don't understand why so many people hate you~"
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At this time, another ginseng fruit fell down on its own initiative, and the ginseng fruit split open, revealing a raccoon with nine tails behind it.

"Hasa~~" Ahri hecked and said, "I don't know when Yasuo will come down."

"I bloom in the midst of killing, just like...the flowers in the dawn..."

"Brothers of Ginseng Fruit, it's time for us to fight back."

(End of this chapter)