Journey to the West: It turns out that I have long been detached from the avenue

Chapter 203 Are you sure you don't want to marry?
"Marry her, marry her, marry her Oye..."

But at this moment, the entire Taoshan was darkened. Of course, there was still some light around.

Otherwise, you can't see your fingers directly.

Cracks appeared in various spaces from Taoshan, and figures emerged from the cracks.

"Marry her~marry her~marry her Oye!"

Taking the lead is Hongjun, who is old and foolish, beside Zhunti, Jieyin, Nuwa, and Yuanshi Tianzun are holding... all kinds of modern musical instruments! !
Do you believe it?
Of course, there are more people, Taiqing Laozi, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, Xiaobailong Aolie, Monk Sha, Zulong, Yuanfeng, Zu Qilin, Our Lady of the Golden Spirit, Our Lady of Wudang, Xiaoxi, Li Ergou, Wang Xiao Second, there are also a group of saints and monsters laughing and appearing.

What confused Sun Wukong the most was that there was a f*cking fox under the peach he picked...

"I... I said, you seniors don't need to waste your thoughts in vain, my grandson is..."

"Hey, everyone, take a look here, the fairy will confess again, these four people are beautiful and talented!"

But before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Hongjun Lao Hanhan took... the microphone given by Chen Tian, ​​and dressed in a modern streetwear, and sang excitedly.

And the people around me...also echoed, sang, rapped...

"MC Hongjun expresses his love for you, love must be expressed, and love must be expressed!"

Hongjun's old Hanhan walked through the air, danced, and sang along... and soon came to the bewildered Monkey King, "Love is like burning fire and dry wood, don't be dumbfounded, don't hesitate, right now! Be brave Expose that happiness to the sun!!"

Sun Wukong was forced back step by step by Hongjun's foolishness, and everyone followed like this...

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"Hahahahahahaha, I can't, I can't, I'm dying of laughter... I'm going to die of joy..." In the fairyland of Shituoling, a group of friends looked at the huge water mirror in front of them...

Among them, that weird picture...

Do you dare to believe that saints Zhunti, Jieyin, Yuanshi Tianzun, Nuwa saints cooperate with Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian's Zulong, Yuanfeng, Zu Qilin to play modern musical instruments?
Can you believe that Tang Sanzang's quartet of Buddhist scriptures is booing while holding a light stick? ?

Do you dare to believe the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the Holy Mother of Wudang is wearing that fluttering Lingbao dress and twisting her thin waist?

How weird is this scene? TM is completely weird! !
"Puff...cough cough...such a teacher...I...it's the first time I've seen it." The Tongtian Sect Master of the Conferred God World tried hard to hold back his laughter.

"Hahahahahaha, it's too weird. I didn't expect that Dali just woke up, and then...then the picture was reversed like this?" Zhang Chulan laughed and lay on the ground clutching her stomach.

"Everyone, Mo Fang, take your time." Chen Tian also smiled with his mouth cracked.

……

"Marry her...marry her, marry her Oye!"

"The scene is getting more and more exciting, don't be dumbfounded anymore, let DJ Zhunti accompany you to swing, at this moment, Su Su Ma Ma feels like an electric shock, and the magic of love is flashing here and now!"

Zhunti took the microphone, the old face smiled... the corners of his mouth almost reached the ears, and Sun Wukong's old face twitched violently...

"You are her You Lemei, the little star's true destiny donut, let's continue, if you nod she will become a fairy, and we will be entangled together in the ends of the world, she is as beautiful as a fairy but loses sleep for you ~ marry her, marry her , married her Ouye..."

Sun Wukong looked at such an incongruous group of bosses, including the sentient beings watching the live broadcast... It's the first fucking time to see this group of bosses like this...

Everyone was holding their foreheads for a while, what the hell... Is this still the kind of high-ranking, indifferent bigwigs in our impression?
I feel... I feel like I've been spoiled by the boss who designed the catastrophe... Damn...

"Married her, married her...married her Ouye~ oh oh oh oh!!! Kiss one kiss one kiss one!!!"

Then...then in the picture, everyone is completely booing, asking them to make a fuss in front of all living beings...

"Stop... I... my grandson said, my grandson won't marry!" Sun Wukong hurriedly stopped, what the hell...are you serious? ?
Grandpa Sun is not a duck, well, Grandpa Sun is still a virgin... oh no, he is a monkey!Never had a boo with anyone!

"Amitabha Buddha, Kongkong, I've said it many times for my teacher, it's wrong for you to be ungrateful when someone is affectionate! It's not good, it's really not good~" Tang Sanzang said earnestly.

"That's right, Brother Monkey, the three fairies have been waiting for you for 500 years, 500 years! How many days and nights?" Zhu Bajie said angrily. Such a good-looking little lady likes the hairy grandson Monkey?
This caused him extreme dissatisfaction!but!For "RMB" Ollie! !
"What about you! Don't you follow the clear rules and precepts in your Buddhist school? After my grandson worships your good corpse as a teacher, he is considered half a Buddhist, what's the matter? You also persuade my grandson to marry them?" Sun Wukong completely ignored these two sand sculptures The master and the idiot looked at Zhunti instead.

"Eh..." Zhunti was in trouble, and now it was broadcast live!All living beings in the world can see it. If he said that he could marry, wouldn't he be the first to take the lead in breaking the clear rules and regulations of Buddhism?

"Amitabha, Wukong, I think you may not fully understand Buddhism!"

At this time, a bitter-melon-looking Yingying walked out and smiled, that smile was even uglier...

"The poor monk and the younger brother used to be members of the Taoist sect. They left the Taoist sect only because they founded the Buddhist sect. However, the poor monk and the younger brother never established such clear rules and precepts."

Jie Yin paused with a smile on his face, and said: "Since the Buddhist sect lighted lamps for the past Buddhas, and the present Buddha and Treasure Tathagata managed it, there have been clear rules and precepts. Therefore, this Buddhist sect is not the idea of ​​two poor monks."

When Zhunti heard the words, he nodded for a moment and said with a smile: "Indeed, when Buddha Dabao Tathagata came to the throne, he said that his Buddhism is Mahayana Buddhism, and we are Hinayana Buddhism, so the teachings and ideas of our Buddhism are different. .”

Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.

Duobao Tathagata Buddha sat on the golden lotus platform, saw the quasi-promotion and reception in the huge water mirror in front of him, his old face twitched crazily...

Fuck... the Buddha has become the backer?Is it necessary to sell teammates like this?Believe it or not, Buddha is not playing anymore?Abdicate directly to Xian? ?

After Sun Wukong heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Anyway, my grandson won't marry!"

"You really don't want to marry?" Among the three fairies, Bai Jingjing's face was gloomy. Is this the husband she has been waiting for for 500 years?
The three of us are all so submissive, but you...you still don't marry us?

We don't mind each other, okay?You are willing to have three maids and one husband, but you still have this attitude? ?
"If you don't marry, don't marry! If you kill him, you won't marry!" Monkey King shook his head hastily.

But this sentence completely hurt the hearts of the three girls... The three girls looked sad, stared at Monkey King closely, and then...turned and left...

(End of this chapter)