Journey to the West: It turns out that I have long been detached from the avenue

Chapter 226 You Can Only Be My Licking Dog
"Hey, you four heartless people, you actually hit it so hard..."

I don't know how long it has been, but look at the top of the mountain range, Zhu Bajie is squatting beside the stone wall and drawing circles, and there are occasional buzzing sounds...

I heard that Monkey King and the others wanted to hit him again!
"Okay, now let's discuss how to solve the problem of Kuimu wolf licking dogs!" Sun Wukong shook his body and said seriously.

"This is not easy to solve. Look at the second senior brother. He was originally considered a low-level dog licker. Now, let's watch Kui Mulang operate it for a few days and upgrade directly!" Little Bailong Ao Lie said speechlessly.

"Licking dogs, licking dogs, you are yourself in the final analysis! This kind of willingness to kneel and lick, not caring about your own image, and regardless of the attitude of the other party, is courageously moving forward in flattery. This is a wrong concept of thinking!"

Tang Sanzang said righteously: "You have to change his view of thought! This way, he is not licking dogs, then we will complete the task of rising up as licking dogs!"

"Oh, knowledgeable master, I don't think it's right!" Monk Sha shook his head and said, "The rise of the dog is not the counterattack of the dog, or the retreat of the dog!"

"We need to know what the real meaning of licking a dog is, that is, don't be ashamed to show favor! It's like marrying a saint with a dog! And it's a tamed dog!"

As soon as these words were said, all sentient beings burst into laughter...

Zhunti saint...

If everyone didn't know it before, but everyone who has watched "Fengshen Bang" would know that this is notoriously shameless!
And taking the pole to show his favor is indeed the kind of tamed dog, no matter what, as long as he doesn't completely anger him, he will shake his head and beg for you.

This metaphor is very vivid!
But...it made Zhun Ti of Mount Sumeru so angry that he wanted to kill...

Nima!Let's talk about it, don't use the old monk as an example, okay?Do you think the old monk dare not kill you?So you're floating? ?

have to!Before the Westward Journey is over, the old monk really dare not kill you...

"The Rise of the Licking Dog..."

Tang Sanzang got up and walked back and forth lost in thought, and so did the others.

The rise of licking dogs... the most important thing is the last two words!Rise!

What is the rise?Stop licking her and rise?No!this is not!This can only be said to fight back.

Just like the feudal system of the past dynasties, once the people can't afford to eat, then only one zero point is needed to turn the world upside down!
Throughout history, since the peasant uprisings of Chen Sheng, Wu Guang in the pre-Qin period, how many peasant uprisings have occurred in the past dynasties?
That's all because you can't afford to eat, and then fight back against the imperial power!

This is just like what I just said about not licking, but it is better to fight back against the imperial power than not to lick.

Fight back against the imperial power and pull the emperor down from the altar!

You don't lick it, and the others don't have any damage. You can tell at a glance that the former is even more counterattack.

"Hmph, I don't even know, what is rising? That is to turn the licked into the licked!" At this time, Zhu Bajie, who was crying just now, gave a blank look and said.

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of the four people lit up, and Monkey King stepped over and asked, "Being licked became licked?"

"That's right, let's take Kui Mulang as an example first. If Kui Mulang is allowed to sit in the pavilion, Bai Huasha will be outside day and night praying for a meeting, is this considered a rise?" Zhu Bajie looked at the people asked.

"If you say that, it is indeed the rise of the licking dog! Turn the licked into the licked, the perfect rise!!"

Little White Dragon Ao Lie nodded, but fell into deep thought again, and said: "How can we do it? We must know that seniors do not allow us to use spells. Even the lowest level of spells cannot be used on them."

"It's... a bit difficult..." Sun Wukong scratched his ears and licked his cheeks, and licked a dog. He has never been a Monkey King before, although he still has a wife now.

But it was Bai Jingjing who licked him before, and in the end she succeeded...

So Sun Wukong really didn't know what to do, so that Baihuasha, who was originally aloof, could become a low-key licking dog like Kui Mulang.

"Perhaps... there is another way!" Tang Sanzang chuckled.

"What way??" Several people asked hastily.

"Licking one is licking, how about licking ten, one hundred, one thousand?" Tang Sanzang asked with a smile.

"Isn't it still licking?" Zhu Bajie said speechlessly: "My old pig now has seven daughters of Haotian Datianzun, the fairy who manages the flowers in the heaven, the head of the flowers, the iron fan princess Raksha, the jade-faced fox, and A fox fairy from Qingqiu, by the way, and Cuilan..."

"..." Tang Sanzang.

"..." Three Monkey Kings.

"..." Fairy Chang'e.

"..." Seven Fairies.

"..." All beings.

Damn it! ! !

These two brothers can play!I'm really...

This Fairy Chang'e, who was watching a play in Guanghan Palace, almost exploded in anger. Damn, my mother thought you were just like Kui Mulang, and only licked one, but...

Old lady, Seven Fairies, Chief of Hundred Flowers, Qingqiu Fox Immortal, Jade-faced Fox, Gao Cuilan, and...the Iron Fan Princess Rakshasa?

Everything else is understandable, but... TM married woman you do too? ?

Don't be afraid that the old cow will kill you! !

At the same time, the Bull Demon King in Jilei Mountain suddenly felt that the bastard Zhu Bajie had personally buffed him...it was still green!

It's still two flowers! ! !
"Great... lord, we... Shall we go back and have a look??" The little demon at the side asked weakly.

"I believe in Fan Fan, but as for Ayu...forget it, I'd better go back to Flaming Mountain to have a look." After finishing speaking, the Bull Demon King left Jilei Mountain and went to find his wife...

And the live broadcast is still going on.

The female fairies and fox demons mentioned by Zhu Bajie are so angry...

Fuck!It's fine for you to lick my old lady, but you still lick someone else?This will not work! !You can only be my mother's licking dog!
The old lady can hang you and ignore you, but!You must not be someone else's licking dog! !

This may be the psychology of some women. We can hang you, but we don't allow others to hang you like me!You must be my licking dog alone, you cannot lick others!

　Two more!Wuhu~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)