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Chapter 493 Alert!silly girl hacked
"Aren't you the beauty on the bus?" Feiren recognized Shanshan, he had seen her on the bus a few days ago,
It was the guy who asked himself philosophical questions, the guy's girlfriend.Why does the flying man think that Shan Shan and Zhu Cheng are girlfriends?

Because in this era, has he ever seen a beautiful young lady who got married so early?
There is no way, although Shanshan looks very old, but she is beautiful and young, which makes people think that she is still a young and invincible beautiful girl.

No, she is a young and invincible beautiful girl (I was afraid that Zhu Cheng would hit me, so I had to change my words)
"Kneel down for me." Wukong doesn't want to be implicated by Lu Xiaoqian, a stunned young man. You kid doesn't know his background. Didn't you see Maitreya, a fat monk, kneeling? Why do people have such little eyesight now? Don't have any energy?
In fact, it is not that Lu Xiaoqian has no vision, but that modern society emphasizes equality for everyone, even if it is only in the superficial sense, kneeling and saluting do not exist anymore.

Lu Xiaoqian didn't have that consciousness at all, even though he knew that this beauty was very powerful.

"Get up, I don't like people kneeling on me, after all, I'm not your grandma." Shan Shan put away his sword and asked a fat man and a monkey to stand up, it goes without saying that Lu Xiaoqian hadn't knelt down yet.

"This weasel deceived the master and killed the ancestor, but he cannot be easily spared." Shan Shan pointed to the yellow-browed king.

King Huangmei's face turned green with fright, and he prostrated himself at Maitreya's feet, begging, "Master, help me, master help me."

Maitreya looked at the mountains and then at the Yellow-browed King, not knowing what to do for a moment.

"Buddha, if it's not convenient for me to do it for you, watch me slay demons and demons." Wukong raised the stick and wanted to hit him. Anyway, if the yellow-browed king is in trouble on the road to the west, he can kill him now to avoid trouble in the future.

"Wait a minute, I have another way to punish." Maitreya couldn't bear the Yellow-browed King to die in front of him, so he immediately stopped Wukong, but pointed his hand and said 'present'.

But the Yellow-Browed King instantly shrank from a human form to a long-tailed weasel, lying at Maitreya's feet in a daze, and then looked at Shan Shan and the others with those ignorant eyes.

Maitreya's move just now not only made the Yellow-browed King show his original shape, but also erased all the memory and mana of the Yellow-browed King. Now he is just an ordinary weasel.

Looking at the weasel, Maitreya Buddha remembered how he looked when he first met it.I also forgot why Maitreya Buddha entered a forest and heard someone calling for help after walking a few steps.

Maitreya Buddha followed the sound, but saw a weasel caught in the trap with its left hind leg, and a piece of meat was still missing on the ground near its mouth.

"Hahaha, you greedy little guy."

Maitreya walked over with a smile, lying on the ground, and gently opened the trap for him. He was so fat that he couldn't bend down at all.

No, he doesn't even have a waist.

Maitreya stood up with difficulty, but did not leave, because the weasel injured his leg and needed to be treated for him.

At that time, he had gone down to the earth for many calamities, so he didn't have any spells, so he could only find some herbs from the mountains to heal the weasel's wounds.

Maitreya Buddha did not stay in this forest either, but took the weasel on the road of practice, although in the eyes of the weasel, the road of begging is more accurate.

The weasel's leg was healed, but he was unwilling to leave. He accompanied Maitreya Buddha across the country and became a beautiful scenery on the road.

It is a good weasel, and it has been trained to be a vegetarian. After all, Maitreya is a monk, and his alms can only be turned into vegetarian food.

I don't know why, but at that time, the king with yellow eyebrows loved it so much that he didn't dislike vegetarianism at all.

A few years later, Maitreya passed away, and the weasel guarded Maitreya's corpse without anyone approaching him without eating all day long. He always foolishly thought that Maitreya would come back to life, and finally starved to death in the arms of Maitreya Buddha. .

"Amitabha, after the yellow eyebrows, you can be a boy with me."

Because of this, the yellow-browed king, a weasel, has entered the Buddhist gate, and he is also the Nezha who will be under the Buddha's seat in the future.

It's a pity that animals have pure hearts, but human hearts are complicated.After becoming an adult, King Huangmei didn't want to be lonely in Leiyin Temple, so he stole Maitreya Buddha's acquired genealogy bag and Jin Nao and ran to the human world, built a "Little Leiyin Temple", and became a Buddha in it.

"Go." Maitreya waved his hand, and the weasel turned into a yellow light and entered the nearest forest.

From now on, there will be no yellow-browed king in the world, and there will be only one weasel that signaled.

"It's not bad to return to the basics and return to their own positions." Zhu Cheng said this, and there is nothing left to play. As Shanshan's husband, he naturally wants to show his face.

"Greetings... Great Tianzun."

Maitreya and Wukong wanted to bow down to Zhu Cheng again, but Zhu Cheng stopped them.Now that we have come to the modern age, let’s do away with everything that can be avoided.

"Lu Xiaoqian, how does it feel to be a superman?" Zhu Cheng ignored Maitreya and Wukong, the two Buddhas, and started talking to Lu Xiaoqian instead, and Maitreya and Wukong couldn't help but look at Lu Xiaoqian differently.

But from the beginning to the end, this kid didn't see anything special. He was neither handsome nor tall and poor. Wukong thought he was much better than him.

But why, Datianzun didn't talk to me.If you can establish a relationship with the Great Tianzun, it will be much easier to learn the scriptures in the future. Just say "I am the monkey who talked to the Great Tianzun" and keep all the goblins, spirits, ghosts, and monsters within a hundred miles. disappear.

"Very, very fulfilling. That's, that's..." Lu Xiaoqian scratched his head.

"What is it?" Zhu Cheng asked with a smile.

"I'm just a little tired. I really can't do it alone." Lu Xiaoqian said with some embarrassment.

That's true, although he has super powers, he doesn't have the ability to clone himself. Dozens of cases can happen every day in BJ City alone, and he can't run alone.

Fortunately, now that he has provided an advertising plan because of Sha Niu, he will soon become a billionaire by virtue of this 'intellectual property', and then he will be able to devote himself to the great cause of trapeze.

"What's the difficulty? Do you have two ready-made helpers soon?" Zhu Cheng looked at Wukong and Maitreya with a smile.

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, it is my duty to save all living beings." Maitreya Buddha immediately agreed. He is the future Buddha, and this place happens to be the distant future.

"My old king is also willing, isn't it all about fighting monsters, it's all the same, it's all the same." Wukong also agreed with a smile.

In Wukong's view, performing in front of Zhu Cheng is much more important than Lao Shizi's learning from scriptures.

Sometimes he doesn't understand Buddhism, and you say you want to introduce Buddhist scriptures to the East, and you set up nine-nine-eight-one difficulties when you're done.

The most important thing is, you guys are so idle, why are you tired of me, Lao Wang?

Hehe, Lao Wang, I'm about to embrace the golden thigh of the Great Heavenly Lord, you all go to hell.

Wukong thought so in his heart.

"Alert! Alert! Silly girl's system has been hacked, silly girl's system has been hacked."

(End of this chapter)