Special Forces of Infinite Travel
Chapter 141 Chapter 141: Lu Zhanbo, who is in arrears with EQ
Chapter 141 Chapter 141: Lu Zhanbo, who is in arrears with EQ
On the radio, the host reported: "The next song is a song sent by Mr. Lu Ziqiao to Ms. Chen Meijia. I'm sorry for Jay Chou. Meijia, Ziqiao wants to tell you that he is deeply sorry for his behavior. I hope you can Forgive him."
Beautiful music sounded.Mika took the phone and ran to the balcony.Wan Yu winked at Shi Lei: "Mei Jia is touched."
But after a while, the music stopped, and the host's angry voice came out: "We just received a call from Ms. Chen Meijia, she told us what Lu Ziqiao did to her, it was too much! It's outrageous! Mr. Lu Ziqiao, if you are also listening to our program, I just want to tell you that I don’t want to play your songs anymore. Why don’t we save precious time for those couples who still have a chance?
Next is a song that Ronaldinho wants to order for his girlfriend Lili. He is sorry that he pushed your mother off the balcony on the fifth floor yesterday.Hope you can forgive him.Please appreciate Sun Nan, come back soon! "
Shi Lei: "."
Shi Lei said he couldn't understand this operation at all.Go back and continue coding.
As the sun rose, Shi Lei finally coded [-] characters and yawned: "Yifei, do you have anything to eat?"
Hu Yifei pointed to the door: "Zhanbo went out and bought it! I asked him to bring an extra copy."
After calling Zhanbo, Hu Yifei asked, "Look at you, didn't you sleep last night? Are you writing a novel? How much have you written? Please lend me the manuscript."
Shi Lei nodded casually: "When the time comes, you can ask Wan Yu for it."
"Thank you, but your writing is indeed good. I will give you some rewards later."
While the two were chatting, Zhan Bo came back with two bags of food, and said angrily, "Sister, am I really unattractive?"
Hu Yifei was puzzled: "What about you?"
Zhanbo put the food on the table, and said with a decadent expression: "Just now in the elevator, a girl asked me to call."
Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "Really? This is very good! Come on, and strive to develop our family as soon as possible."
Zhan Bosheng said indifferently: "But she thought I was delivering food!"
"Pfft!" Shi Lei couldn't help but spit out the beer he drank: "I'm sorry, I usually don't laugh, I just couldn't hold back just now."
Hu Yifei patted his forehead: "Brother, you have to believe your old sister's words, you are really attractive. You just need a makeover. Well, I will give you a makeover later, let's go to the bar, I promise you will A girl came to talk to you!"
"Really!" Zhan Bo rubbed his hands with anticipation.
After dinner, Lu Zhanbo came out wearing a black suit.Shi Lei was choked again and coughed again and again.Hu Yifei also asked: "Shi Lei, what do you think?"
Shi Lei struggled for a long time before saying: "This way, it looks like an insurance seller!"
Zhanbo was hit again: "I just said I can't do it!"
Hu Yifei said: "Shi Lei, since you have an opinion on my outfit, then come here!"
Shi Lei spread his hands: "Although I don't know much about the so-called matching, but a black suit is a complete death match. Let's try casual clothes."
Shi Lei is really not good at dressing.Just generalize.But Shi Lei is quite satisfied with the final result of the two.
Inside the bar, Hu Yifei looked around and found a beautiful woman sitting alone in the bar drinking and reading a book, and quickly pulled Zhanbo: "That one is good, go up and strike up a conversation."
"Why, how do you strike up a conversation? I don't know how to do it at all!"
Shi Lei said: "It's very simple. Look at the book in that beauty's hand, "How to Raise a Teddy". Then you pet her with her and tell her that you like Teddy too. Then you will have a common topic." .Finally, I would like to talk more about teddy dogs in the future, and I need a phone number. Isn’t that all it takes?”
"Yes, but I still dare not."
Hu Yifei slapped Zhan Bo on the shoulder: "I said, why don't you have any confidence at all! Show off a little sword spirit, okay?"
"What kind of sword is it? I still prefer to fight in the dark."
Hu Yifei couldn't help but suddenly thought of something, and said, "Zhanbo, I'll tell you something, don't get excited! From just now, I saw a girl peeping at you."
"Where is it? Where is it?" Zhanbo looked around, pointing his fingers randomly: "This, or that?"
Shi Lei hurriedly took the wine and left.I feel ashamed to be with this fool!
After a while, Shi Lei saw Hu Yifei chatting with a woman in red, leaned over and asked, "Yifei, what are you talking about?"
Seeing Shi Lei's eyes brighten, the woman in red asked, "You're talking about him, right? That's no problem!"
"Oh, it's not him!" Hu Yifei quickly waved her hand, pulling her to point in Lu Zhanbo's direction: "That's the one! The one at the bar! The one drinking orange juice. The one who looks very sad."
The woman in red nodded: "He does look very melancholy."
Hu Yifei nodded: "That's the one, don't look at him as a fool, but he is still very nice."
The woman in red said, "He doesn't look dumb. I think he's pretty handsome."
Hu Yifei didn't notice Lu Ziqiao's arrival at all, and was still standing beside Lu Zhanbo, drinking Lu Zhanbo's orange juice, with a melancholy expression on his face.But what makes him sad is that his date doesn't know which beautiful girl to choose.So the woman in red naturally regarded Lu Ziqiao as Lu Zhanbo.
Hu Yifei waved his hand: "He's trying to put on a pose! I'll tell him in a while, you ask him to meet alone at night. But remember, no matter what he says about aliens, computer programs, or primitive animals, you will Pretend to like listening to it. There is no director, no NG, it depends on an actor's self-cultivation."
The woman in red asked hesitantly: "Can he really talk about such boring topics?"
Hu Yifei was ruthless, gritted her teeth, and took out another three hundred: "I'll add another three hundred to you!"
The woman in red immediately agreed.
"It's done?" Shi Lei walked over and said, "Are you lying to your brother like this? If you let him know the truth, I'm afraid he will collapse."
Hu Yifei spread her hands: "Otherwise, what else can I do? I have to give him confidence in his current state. If he is completely decadent, how can our family flourish?"
Shi Lei nodded understandingly.In the love apartment, that wonderful brother from Guan Gu came.Just saying a word would suffocate people to death.After listening for a while, Shi Lei decisively chose to leave.It was just too tortured.
Wanyu and Meijia also took the opportunity to slip away.The way this elder brother speaks is simply unbearable.
Zhan Bo in the bar is still waiting for a girl to date, so he doesn't know that woman is already dating Lu Ziqiao.Shi Lei came to the bar and saw Lu Zhanbo, originally wanted to tell him not to wait any longer.
But at this time, Lu Zhanbo had a sad face because he was released as a pigeon.There was actually a girl who went over to strike up a conversation.But the scene that completely left Shi Lei speechless was when Lu Zhanbo directly told the other party: "Sorry, I have an appointment." "Sorry, there is someone in that position."
In the end, several bartenders at the bar bet with Lu Zhanbo, and when Lu Zhanbo found out, he offered to give him a cake.At this time, a girl walked over and said, "Handsome guy, it's so boring to drink alone, so why bother to talk about it. My sister has two concert tickets here. Let's make a match tonight and go to the concert together." chant."
But Lu Zhanbo said directly: "I'm sorry, I'll wait for the cake!"
Shi Lei was completely shocked, what kind of strange species is this?This guy's EQ is completely replaced by IQ, and he may have borrowed some from God, so his EQ is negative!
Finally, Lu Zhanbo returned to the apartment with a cake, and said with a look of lovelessness: "Sister, I want to become a monk!"
Hu Yifei was stunned, and quickly asked: "What about you?"
"Where's the person you're talking about dating me? He didn't come at all. I don't have any nostalgia for the world of mortals. I'm going to the Songshan Shaolin Temple tomorrow. I even thought about the Dharma name, it's called rebooting!"
Hu Yifei wondered: "Impossible, I have already paid her, and she is so unprofessional!"
Lu Zhanbo asked in a daze: "What did you say? Did you pay? You mean you paid someone to date me, and I was let go? No way! Forget it, I'd better become a monk and forget it."
Hu Yifei quickly said: "Don't, you don't smoke or drink now, and if you quit sex, then you don't even have secondary sexual characteristics. How can I expect you to carry forward our family?"
Shi Lei shook his head helplessly at this time: "Zhanbo, you are actually quite attractive. Otherwise, why are there so many girls flirting with you tonight?"
Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "What? Really? Zhanbo, do girls really want to strike up a conversation with you?"
Shi Lei nodded: "There is another one who asked him to go to the concert."
Hu Yifei was stunned: "Then why are you still here? Didn't you go to the concert?"
Lu Zhanbo raised the cake in Yang's hand: "I'm waiting for the cake!"
Hu Yifei fainted instantly.
Shi Lei hadn't paid attention to the system for a long time, and after clicking on it again, he remembered that he still had a mission to help Zeng Xiaoxian become a star.
But how to accomplish this task?Let's go see Zeng Xiaoxian first.Listen to his expectations.
"Mr. Zeng, what are you looking at?" Shi Lei walked into suite 3602, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian watching with the computer in his arms.
Zeng Xiaoxian directly showed his thumbs up: "Shi Lei, you are so interesting. You actually added ten chapters for three consecutive days. It's so cool."
"Um, are you watching "Tomb Raiders Notes"?" Shi Lei leaned over to have a look, and then asked: "How do you feel?"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "If you want me to praise you, just say so!"
Shi Lei coughed lightly: "I mean, if you were asked to tell "Tomb Raider Notes" on the radio, what would you think!"
(End of this chapter)
On the radio, the host reported: "The next song is a song sent by Mr. Lu Ziqiao to Ms. Chen Meijia. I'm sorry for Jay Chou. Meijia, Ziqiao wants to tell you that he is deeply sorry for his behavior. I hope you can Forgive him."
Beautiful music sounded.Mika took the phone and ran to the balcony.Wan Yu winked at Shi Lei: "Mei Jia is touched."
But after a while, the music stopped, and the host's angry voice came out: "We just received a call from Ms. Chen Meijia, she told us what Lu Ziqiao did to her, it was too much! It's outrageous! Mr. Lu Ziqiao, if you are also listening to our program, I just want to tell you that I don’t want to play your songs anymore. Why don’t we save precious time for those couples who still have a chance?
Next is a song that Ronaldinho wants to order for his girlfriend Lili. He is sorry that he pushed your mother off the balcony on the fifth floor yesterday.Hope you can forgive him.Please appreciate Sun Nan, come back soon! "
Shi Lei: "."
Shi Lei said he couldn't understand this operation at all.Go back and continue coding.
As the sun rose, Shi Lei finally coded [-] characters and yawned: "Yifei, do you have anything to eat?"
Hu Yifei pointed to the door: "Zhanbo went out and bought it! I asked him to bring an extra copy."
After calling Zhanbo, Hu Yifei asked, "Look at you, didn't you sleep last night? Are you writing a novel? How much have you written? Please lend me the manuscript."
Shi Lei nodded casually: "When the time comes, you can ask Wan Yu for it."
"Thank you, but your writing is indeed good. I will give you some rewards later."
While the two were chatting, Zhan Bo came back with two bags of food, and said angrily, "Sister, am I really unattractive?"
Hu Yifei was puzzled: "What about you?"
Zhanbo put the food on the table, and said with a decadent expression: "Just now in the elevator, a girl asked me to call."
Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "Really? This is very good! Come on, and strive to develop our family as soon as possible."
Zhan Bosheng said indifferently: "But she thought I was delivering food!"
"Pfft!" Shi Lei couldn't help but spit out the beer he drank: "I'm sorry, I usually don't laugh, I just couldn't hold back just now."
Hu Yifei patted his forehead: "Brother, you have to believe your old sister's words, you are really attractive. You just need a makeover. Well, I will give you a makeover later, let's go to the bar, I promise you will A girl came to talk to you!"
"Really!" Zhan Bo rubbed his hands with anticipation.
After dinner, Lu Zhanbo came out wearing a black suit.Shi Lei was choked again and coughed again and again.Hu Yifei also asked: "Shi Lei, what do you think?"
Shi Lei struggled for a long time before saying: "This way, it looks like an insurance seller!"
Zhanbo was hit again: "I just said I can't do it!"
Hu Yifei said: "Shi Lei, since you have an opinion on my outfit, then come here!"
Shi Lei spread his hands: "Although I don't know much about the so-called matching, but a black suit is a complete death match. Let's try casual clothes."
Shi Lei is really not good at dressing.Just generalize.But Shi Lei is quite satisfied with the final result of the two.
Inside the bar, Hu Yifei looked around and found a beautiful woman sitting alone in the bar drinking and reading a book, and quickly pulled Zhanbo: "That one is good, go up and strike up a conversation."
"Why, how do you strike up a conversation? I don't know how to do it at all!"
Shi Lei said: "It's very simple. Look at the book in that beauty's hand, "How to Raise a Teddy". Then you pet her with her and tell her that you like Teddy too. Then you will have a common topic." .Finally, I would like to talk more about teddy dogs in the future, and I need a phone number. Isn’t that all it takes?”
"Yes, but I still dare not."
Hu Yifei slapped Zhan Bo on the shoulder: "I said, why don't you have any confidence at all! Show off a little sword spirit, okay?"
"What kind of sword is it? I still prefer to fight in the dark."
Hu Yifei couldn't help but suddenly thought of something, and said, "Zhanbo, I'll tell you something, don't get excited! From just now, I saw a girl peeping at you."
"Where is it? Where is it?" Zhanbo looked around, pointing his fingers randomly: "This, or that?"
Shi Lei hurriedly took the wine and left.I feel ashamed to be with this fool!
After a while, Shi Lei saw Hu Yifei chatting with a woman in red, leaned over and asked, "Yifei, what are you talking about?"
Seeing Shi Lei's eyes brighten, the woman in red asked, "You're talking about him, right? That's no problem!"
"Oh, it's not him!" Hu Yifei quickly waved her hand, pulling her to point in Lu Zhanbo's direction: "That's the one! The one at the bar! The one drinking orange juice. The one who looks very sad."
The woman in red nodded: "He does look very melancholy."
Hu Yifei nodded: "That's the one, don't look at him as a fool, but he is still very nice."
The woman in red said, "He doesn't look dumb. I think he's pretty handsome."
Hu Yifei didn't notice Lu Ziqiao's arrival at all, and was still standing beside Lu Zhanbo, drinking Lu Zhanbo's orange juice, with a melancholy expression on his face.But what makes him sad is that his date doesn't know which beautiful girl to choose.So the woman in red naturally regarded Lu Ziqiao as Lu Zhanbo.
Hu Yifei waved his hand: "He's trying to put on a pose! I'll tell him in a while, you ask him to meet alone at night. But remember, no matter what he says about aliens, computer programs, or primitive animals, you will Pretend to like listening to it. There is no director, no NG, it depends on an actor's self-cultivation."
The woman in red asked hesitantly: "Can he really talk about such boring topics?"
Hu Yifei was ruthless, gritted her teeth, and took out another three hundred: "I'll add another three hundred to you!"
The woman in red immediately agreed.
"It's done?" Shi Lei walked over and said, "Are you lying to your brother like this? If you let him know the truth, I'm afraid he will collapse."
Hu Yifei spread her hands: "Otherwise, what else can I do? I have to give him confidence in his current state. If he is completely decadent, how can our family flourish?"
Shi Lei nodded understandingly.In the love apartment, that wonderful brother from Guan Gu came.Just saying a word would suffocate people to death.After listening for a while, Shi Lei decisively chose to leave.It was just too tortured.
Wanyu and Meijia also took the opportunity to slip away.The way this elder brother speaks is simply unbearable.
Zhan Bo in the bar is still waiting for a girl to date, so he doesn't know that woman is already dating Lu Ziqiao.Shi Lei came to the bar and saw Lu Zhanbo, originally wanted to tell him not to wait any longer.
But at this time, Lu Zhanbo had a sad face because he was released as a pigeon.There was actually a girl who went over to strike up a conversation.But the scene that completely left Shi Lei speechless was when Lu Zhanbo directly told the other party: "Sorry, I have an appointment." "Sorry, there is someone in that position."
In the end, several bartenders at the bar bet with Lu Zhanbo, and when Lu Zhanbo found out, he offered to give him a cake.At this time, a girl walked over and said, "Handsome guy, it's so boring to drink alone, so why bother to talk about it. My sister has two concert tickets here. Let's make a match tonight and go to the concert together." chant."
But Lu Zhanbo said directly: "I'm sorry, I'll wait for the cake!"
Shi Lei was completely shocked, what kind of strange species is this?This guy's EQ is completely replaced by IQ, and he may have borrowed some from God, so his EQ is negative!
Finally, Lu Zhanbo returned to the apartment with a cake, and said with a look of lovelessness: "Sister, I want to become a monk!"
Hu Yifei was stunned, and quickly asked: "What about you?"
"Where's the person you're talking about dating me? He didn't come at all. I don't have any nostalgia for the world of mortals. I'm going to the Songshan Shaolin Temple tomorrow. I even thought about the Dharma name, it's called rebooting!"
Hu Yifei wondered: "Impossible, I have already paid her, and she is so unprofessional!"
Lu Zhanbo asked in a daze: "What did you say? Did you pay? You mean you paid someone to date me, and I was let go? No way! Forget it, I'd better become a monk and forget it."
Hu Yifei quickly said: "Don't, you don't smoke or drink now, and if you quit sex, then you don't even have secondary sexual characteristics. How can I expect you to carry forward our family?"
Shi Lei shook his head helplessly at this time: "Zhanbo, you are actually quite attractive. Otherwise, why are there so many girls flirting with you tonight?"
Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "What? Really? Zhanbo, do girls really want to strike up a conversation with you?"
Shi Lei nodded: "There is another one who asked him to go to the concert."
Hu Yifei was stunned: "Then why are you still here? Didn't you go to the concert?"
Lu Zhanbo raised the cake in Yang's hand: "I'm waiting for the cake!"
Hu Yifei fainted instantly.
Shi Lei hadn't paid attention to the system for a long time, and after clicking on it again, he remembered that he still had a mission to help Zeng Xiaoxian become a star.
But how to accomplish this task?Let's go see Zeng Xiaoxian first.Listen to his expectations.
"Mr. Zeng, what are you looking at?" Shi Lei walked into suite 3602, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian watching with the computer in his arms.
Zeng Xiaoxian directly showed his thumbs up: "Shi Lei, you are so interesting. You actually added ten chapters for three consecutive days. It's so cool."
"Um, are you watching "Tomb Raiders Notes"?" Shi Lei leaned over to have a look, and then asked: "How do you feel?"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "If you want me to praise you, just say so!"
Shi Lei coughed lightly: "I mean, if you were asked to tell "Tomb Raider Notes" on the radio, what would you think!"
(End of this chapter)
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