Invincible from birth

Chapter 290
"Boss, I won't go. I wish the boss a victory, more courage in the Vietnam War, a happy life, two people of the same heart, two hugs in three years, good luck in all seasons, five blessings, good luck, safe in and out, beautiful in all directions, auspicious in ninety-nine, perfect in every way .

"One is amazing, two dragons are fine beads, three sheep are prosperous, all directions are plentiful, six and six are smooth, seven stars are shining brightly, eight sides are exquisite, ninety-nine times are one, perfect, one red flag, two dragons are playing with pearls, mountains ([-]) The flowers are blooming, fragrant everywhere, colorful, seven villages and eight villages, nine nine gongs and drums, and the National Day on October [-], I wish you Pepsi Cola, thousands of joys, and everything goes well!" Li Yun also said on the side.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Jiang Chen is depressed at the moment, these three guys really have their own characteristics, they are so unique to the extreme.

Li Yun has a distinctive way of speaking and is not particularly interested in women. Even if there are many women, Li Yun will stutter instantly.

Jiang Chen felt that he still had to help Li Yun solve this problem in the future.

After all, if you can't speak, or stutter in front of girls, it's not easy to find a female ticket.

And Cui is even more fetish, listen to the stupid reason, saying that he went to the holy land of Yaochi just to steal a few little underwear, Jiang Chen really wants to beat this guy up now.

This is a disease that needs to be cured.

And Zhao Xiaotian's taste is even more unique, he likes women with big butts.

Jiang Chen felt that these three guys should all be inherited from his grandfather, after all, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

Jiang Chen felt that he would educate these guys more in the future.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing to walk around the world with a few guys with eccentricities?
If you go to a place, the women's underwear is frequently stolen, and women with big butts are frequently harassed.

As long as Li Yun utters a word, he always shouts that he will send auspiciousness first, blessings second, that he will not fail for a thousand years, and that he will be strong for ten thousand years...

That doesn't sound like a thing at all.

"You guys, just stay here and practice well. I'm going to Yaochi Holy Land this time, and I'll be back soon. Don't worry, Zhao Xiaotian, I promise you that as long as there is a woman with a big butt, I will definitely book a wife for you in advance. As for Cui Geng, you have to change your hobby in the future, otherwise I will chop off your hands, and if you want to be my little brother, you have to be upright and stand upright, if you dare to do anything outrageous in the future, I can't spare you!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but exhorted.

This time he went to the Holy Land of Yaochi, Jiang Chen always had a bad premonition in his heart anyway.

And the premonition is strong.

Of course, Jiang Chen knew in his heart that it was possible that the disciples from the Thunder Holy Land and other holy places would target him.

As for the girls in Yaochi Holy Land, Jiang Chen is not afraid.

The big deal is that he will stop pretending when the time comes, and just have a showdown.

Just give your body.

"Boss, we know!" Zhao Xiaotian, Cui Geng and others nodded.

As for Li Yun, he stood aside and did not speak.

Because Li Yun knew that it would take a certain amount of time for him to speak.

Then Jiang Chen came towards the mountain where the teleportation formation was.

At this moment, Gu Changsheng and the others had already waited here. Of course, when the elders heard that Jiang Chen was going to the Yaochi Holy Land, they all put down the mahjong in their hands and waited together with Gu Changsheng in front of the teleportation formation.

"Master, elder!" Seeing Gu Changsheng and others waiting here, Jiang Chen could not help but greet him.

"Hey, my waist, you brat, the good mahjong you said can keep you healthy. After playing for a long time, your legs don't hurt anymore, and your waist doesn't hurt anymore, but recently I feel like my kidneys are weak!" Elder Li said Scolding Jiang Chendao with dark circles under his eyes.

"Yeah, me too. I used to be able to shout four one-two-three, three-two-one in front of my daughter-in-law, but last night I yelled one-two-three, and then I couldn't do it. Finally, my daughter-in-law kicked me off the bed!"

……

"Is your slogan wrong? It should be shouted like this, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, one, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one... That's the right way to shout!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but reveal Said with a dumbfounding expression.

These old guys are simply too funny. He made nonsense that playing mahjong can keep healthy, but these guys really believed it.

"Hey, little Chenchen, take care, I wish you success in the holy land of Yaochi!"

"Yeah, come back alive, we'll wait for you!"

"Little Chenchen, be careful of the Holy Master of Yaochi, after all, she is a thousand-year-old old woman. Congratulations, you should be able to taste a lot of fresh life this time!"

……

Several elders said with gloating expressions.

"Teacher, we are about to activate the teleportation formation, take care!" Gu Changsheng said with an expression as if he was sending his son to the battlefield.

Jiang Chen was depressed, what are these old fellows doing?
Why does it feel like there is a desolate feeling of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever".

Jiang Chen had some serious doubts at the moment, whether the things his master told him about the Holy Lord of Yaochi were true or not.

This bad old man is very bad.

"Okay!" Jiang Chen finally nodded and said.

It's already at this time, Jiang Chen is not hypocritical anymore.

I can only bite the bullet and embark on the journey to the holy land of Yaochi.

"Boom..."

Following Jiang Chen's nod, Gu Changsheng and the others were all imposing like a rainbow, and the thick true energy on their bodies frantically moved towards the teleportation formation.

Soon, Jiang Chen also set foot on the teleportation formation.

Then it disappeared instantly above the teleportation formation.

But soon, Elder Li and others who activated the formation couldn't help but let out a scream.

"Old Gu, I can't do it anymore, I feel like I'm suddenly dizzy!"

"Is it because I've been playing mahjong recently!"

"I don't have the strength anymore, I'm empty!"

Several elders couldn't help screaming.

With the screams, the vitality of the elders also stagnated.

"What are you guys doing? Sudden withdrawal of true energy, the teleportation formation is already in disorder!" Gu Changsheng couldn't help but change his expression.

"Old Gu, that brat Jiang Chen lied to us, saying that mahjong can keep us healthy. I now realize that I'm already very weak due to lack of rest and lack of energy!"

"Yes, me too!"

……

Several elders said in a hurry.

Panting heavily, they fell directly to the ground.

Jiang Chen himself did not think of this scene, otherwise Jiang Chen would cry to death.

The sins done by oneself must be borne by oneself in the end.

Because Jiang Chen never dreamed that these old guys hadn't taken a break from playing mahjong recently, so that they lost the chain at a critical moment.

Jiang Chen was originally good at teleportation formations.

But suddenly, Jiang Chen discovered something unusual.

Then the teleportation formation shook violently.

Jiang Chen felt dizzy for a while.

Just when he was about to reach his destination, he fell out of the teleportation formation.

(End of this chapter)