Overwatch Invasion of American Comics

Chapter 115 I am Thor
In a restaurant in New Mexico, the simple-minded guy couldn't help but sneeze.

Thor was wolfing down his breakfast, but he had already eaten ten slices of bread and five plates of bacon and eggs, but he didn't look full, because he ordered three more hot dogs.

Jane, Darcy, and Selvig all had shocked expressions on their faces. This guy who is as strong as a cow eats a lot. If they continue to eat like this, their wallets will be emptied.

It all started a week ago, when Jane and the others were observing the aurora, they accidentally bumped into a person.They thought they had killed someone, but the man quickly got up, but Darcy, who was frightened, knocked him down again with a stun gun.

That person kept yelling that he was an invincible Thor. Jane and the others thought they were insane, and they were almost sent to a mental hospital.But after Darcy electrocuted him, they sent him to an ordinary hospital.

This psycho, oh no, the invincible Thor, of course is the expelled Thor.

Thor just woke up and found himself on a hospital bed, but he didn't know what a hospital bed was. After seeing him wake up, nurses and doctors came over, so they were unlucky.

Just as Thor knocked a doctor out and nearly broke the neck of another nurse, he was pressed against the door and given a sedative, and then his face and nose stuck to the glass and slowly slid down .

After Jane and the others sent Thor to the hospital, they slipped away and returned to the studio. They began to sort out the photos they took and the data they recorded.

Dr. Selvig was surprised to find that there was a figure in the storm, which reminded him of that man. Did that man really fall from the sky?
With doubts, they rushed to the hospital the next day and found that the man had disappeared. It turned out that Thor had escaped from the hospital after waking up. Come out Thor.

Poor Thor, obviously the famous God of Thunder, why is he always so unlucky.

In this way, the fainted Thor woke up again, and they found him new clothes, and Thor also showed these mortals his figure like a bodybuilder.

Thor has been following them these days, because he is a research object, and Jane has been curious about how this man ran into the storm.

First of all, this man's name is very strange, Thor, it doesn't sound like a normal person's name.

And his behavior is also very weird, he keeps nagging me to go back to Asgard, Heimdall let me go home and so on.

Even his eating is quite different from normal people.Leaving aside his prodigious appetite, he has no idea of ​​table manners.

No, just after he finished drinking a cup of coffee, he dropped the cup in his hand on the ground, "Have another cup!"

Everyone in the restaurant looked at him like an idiot, and the proprietress thought that this guy didn't come here to mess things up.Jane and the others were also very embarrassed. Jane picked up the broken cups on the ground and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

"This thing called coffee is delicious, I want to have another cup." Thor had a natural expression on his face.

After all, in the culture of Asgard, smashing wine glasses is a symbol of respect, which means that they are full of respect for wine.But in the eyes of the people on earth, this kind of weird culture is simply... a snake spirit disease.

"In our place, it is very impolite to throw things. You can just say it if you think it tastes good." Jian Fu'er said.

"I don't mean any disrespect." Thor couldn't understand your expressions, "Well, I promise I won't fall in the future."

At this moment, a group of people left the restaurant. They were obviously regular customers here and knew the proprietress very well. After they were seated, they couldn't help chatting with the people around about what happened the other day.

"There is an interesting thing in that pit. You should go and see it when you have time. However, you don't seem to have a chance. I heard that the government has sealed off the place and strictly prohibits us idlers from entering." A hat-wearing man The man drank and said.

"What?" one asked curiously.

"I heard that it was a satellite that fell from the sky and smashed a big hole in the ground." Another person said.

The conversation between these people caught Jane's attention, and Selvig asked, "Did you see the satellite? What does it look like?"

"What an ignorant guy." The man in the hat said just now: "That's not a satellite, it's obviously a hammer, but that hammer is so heavy that no one can lift it up. I don't know whose it is."

I think that after Odin expelled Thor to the earth, he also threw Thor's hammer to the earth.

It's just that Thor was sent to the hospital after being electrocuted, and while they were leaving, Thor's Hammer also came here, and it fell to the place where Thor had come, and then smashed a big hole in the ground.

"That's mine." Thor stood up suddenly, walked behind the man and said, "Warrior, where did you see that hammer, can you tell me the exact location?"

The man in the hat didn't expect that someone would call him a warrior. Of course he didn't know that this is also Asgard's culture. He said, "It's only fifty kilometers west from here, but I advise you not to waste your time." After we left, the government and the army completely surrounded the place."

"Thank you, warrior!" Thor immediately turned around and walked out. Jane and the others were a little confused and went out to catch up with him.

"Where are you going?" Jane asked.

"I want to get back my things, Mjolnir's Hammer!" Thor said with a confident expression.

Darcy had a weird expression when he heard the name, "Meow Hammer?"

"No matter what it is, you plan to just break in and take it away?" Jane asked with a surprised expression.

"Yeah, what's the problem? That's my thing." Thor had a natural expression on his face.

Jane couldn't help covering her face, she thought that of course there was something wrong with her elder brother, but it was the government, maybe it was the FBI or the CIA, they were arrogant and unreasonable masters, they would shoot you to death if they didn't agree with each other.

"If you can take me there, I can tell you the truth." Thor said with a smile.

"Anything is fine?"

"Of course. I am Thor, the god of thunder, and I will keep my promise." Thor replied with a serious expression: "Including where I come from and why I am here, I will tell you!"

To be reasonable, Jane is a top student and astronomy fanatic. She loves the universe and hopes to unravel the secrets of the universe one day.

But this enigmatic man in front of her seems to be even more mysterious than those cosmic truths. Maybe if she understands him, she can know everything she wants to know.

Seeing that Jane had been shaken, Selvig immediately pulled her over and persuaded: "That man has a sick head, and he keeps talking about Thor, Thor, and Rainbow Bridge are all fairy tales I heard when I was a child. I think Either we stay away from him, or send him to a mental hospital."

Hearing what Selvig said, Jane couldn't help hesitating, her heart was shaken, but in the end she rejected Thor's request.

"Then we have to say goodbye." Thor bowed his head and kissed Jane's hand.

In Asgard, this kind of hand kiss represents respect for women, and in many countries in Europe, this kind of hand kiss is normal.But in the United States, very few people do this.If you kiss a lady's hand casually, people will think you are playing hooligans.

However, Thor is handsome and has a good figure. Jane who was kissed suddenly showed a shy expression: "Thank you!"

"Jane, Selvig, Darcy, I will remember you, goodbye!" Thor said with a big wave of his hand.

Just as Thor left, Jane and the others discovered that the data and computer in the car had been taken away.

Two men in black suits walked up to him, and one man said with a serious expression: "I am Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. We are investigating a security threat. We need to borrow your records. Your air data, etc."

"Borrowing? This is obviously a robbery! Believe it or not, I will call the police?" Jane said angrily.

"You can try it." Coulson said indifferently.

Another blond man in a black suit pointed at Coulson and said, "We're sorry Ms. Foster, but this guy is a good guy. He's a nice guy."

"Hey, don't just send me a good card, okay?" Coulson suddenly became unhappy.

　Thor: Bow woof?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)