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Chapter 87 I Bring Pigs, Not Girls! 【Favorites】
Chapter 87 I Bring Pigs, Not Girls! 【Favorites】
After Chen Ya walked out of the house with a hoe on his shoulder, the sky outside had gradually darkened. At this time, most people in the village were cooking dinner.
In fact, his family also has two acres of fertile land, but due to the absence of his parents, Chen Ya often works outside, so he lent the land to his aunt to plant. What he usually eats, he can go to the field to pick it himself.
After a while, Chen Ya came to his family's farmland. One acre of rice was planted, and it was almost time to harvest. As for the other acre of land, it was green and full of vegetables.
Chen Ya checked and found that there were about six kinds of vegetables, including white radish, lettuce, rape red seeds, green peppers, garlic, and cabbage, all of which were growing well.
Especially lettuce, almost all of them are a bit old, if you don’t eat them anymore, the inside of the rhizome will become empty. Chen Ya immediately swung his hoe, dug up a few tender lettuces, and threw three thick white lettuces from the ground at the same time. radish.
Rapeseed red seeds were also pinched, and they will be taken back to stir-fry later. As for green peppers, garlic, cabbage, etc., Chen Ya picked some by the way, and then returned with a lot of vegetables.
When Chen Ya stepped into the house again, Ma Ling immediately stepped forward to take the vegetables, and complained at the same time:
"When I went, I didn't bring a basket, really."
At this moment, Ma Ling had just washed the rice and cooked it with a rice cooker. Although the conditions in Chen Ya's house were not good, there was still a rice cooker.
Hearing Marshal Ma's complaint, Chen Ya smiled, then put down his hoe, and was about to go into the kitchen to help, but was immediately kicked out by Ma Ling.
"Get out! Get out! The kitchen is a woman's place."
Alright, Chen Ya clapped his hands and said involuntarily:
"Just tell me what you want, there are onions growing in the yard."
Ma Ling rolled her eyes and said:
"What do you need to say? I've already picked up a handful of green onions."
But then, Ma Ling asked:
"Yaya, don't you have meat at home?"
"Have!"
Chen Ya immediately ran to the back room, took a piece of dark bacon from the beam of his house, and then brought it to Ma Ling to show off:
"Look, this is old bacon."
Ma Ling was speechless, reached out and grabbed the bacon, and was about to wash it first, and said at the same time:
"Okay, you stay on the sidelines."
Chen Ya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and when he came to the door of the house, he saw the cracks in the concrete floor, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
This woman is really a beast!
It seemed that we had to get some cement tomorrow to repair the cracks. Chen Ya moved a stool, sat down, and watched Ma Ling busy in the kitchen.
Sitting like this, a little bored, Chen Ya couldn't help asking curiously:
"Are you on vacation now, or have you retired?"
Although Ma Ling would go home once or twice during the holidays, she was by no means as leisurely as she is now, while Chen Ya stayed outside for a long time, and sometimes even did not go home during the New Year, just to save travel expenses .
Ma Ling, who had just washed the vegetables and was holding a kitchen knife, replied casually:
"Retired."
retired?No way, Chen Ya couldn't believe it. Although the career of an athlete was very short, Ma Ling was only 25 years old. She should be able to work for a few more years and win more awards, so Chen Ya questioned:
"Why did you retire so early?"
Ma Ling took a deep look at Chen Ya, and then said:
"It's not necessary, opportunities should be left to young people."
Hearing this, Chen Ya immediately gave a thumbs up. After all, Ma Ling has been the national martial arts champion for several years, and now she chooses to retire and leave the opportunity to young people, which is really worthy of praise.
"Then what are your plans for the future?" Chen Ya asked.
Ma Ling turned on the gas, poured some rapeseed oil into the pot, and it was ready to stir-fry. As for Chen Ya's question, she answered very simply.
"What other plans do you have? Go to the provincial martial arts school as a coach next year."
After finishing speaking, Ma Ling turned to look at Chen Ya and asked:
"Don't talk about me, let's talk about you. I heard from Fatty Qin that you are an internet anchor now?"
Chen Ya nodded and said:
"Well, outdoor anchor."
"It looks like it should be very profitable, otherwise you wouldn't be able to repay the debt so happily." Ma Ling laughed.
Did you guess all this?Chen Ya smiled, but Ma Ling, who was cooking, suddenly asked:
"Yaya, can you bring my mother?"
Chen Ya was taken aback for a moment, a little confused, and immediately said in surprise:
"What do you mean? Take... your mother?"
Ma Ling was also drunk, and immediately said speechlessly:
"It has nothing to do with my mother, you misunderstood! I mean, can you bring me with you when you do live broadcast outdoors?"
From the looks of it, Ma Ling was also quite interested in the webcast, but in fact...she was interested in Chen Ya, otherwise why would she ask such a question?After Chen Ya understood, he immediately shook his head and said:
"Take a sister? Are you kidding me?"
What Chen Ya is doing, isn't he traveling and leading people to broadcast live?I think my life is too long!And he still has a girl, even with Ma Ling's ability, it might not hold him back, but...
In any case, Ma Ling is a woman.
If the aunt came, what would Chen Ya do?
In the next second, almost without thinking, Chen Ya immediately said firmly:
"Let me tell you, even if I bring a pig, I won't take a girl!"
This sentence, Chen Ya said righteousness Lingran, and his words were correct, obviously he still didn't forget Brother Zhu, but Ma Ling, who was cooking, froze all over, and the atmosphere at the scene instantly cooled down.
Would you rather bring a pig than me?Ma Ling turned her head and stared at Chen Ya, then said angrily:
"I'm worse than a pig?"
Chen Ya was taken aback, and felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he waved his hands anxiously and said:
"No no no! You misunderstood, I mean, you are more than a pig..."
However, before she finished speaking, Ma Ling shook the frying pan, and immediately a stream of boiling vegetable oil flew up, and then she took out a spatula, and the crystal clear vegetable oil flew towards Chen Ya with a crackling sound.
"Compare me to a pig? Burn you to death!"
Chen Ya was so frightened that he jumped up quickly and dodged quickly, but a few drops of vegetable oil were still poured on his arm, and he grinned with painful porcelain teeth, and then saw that Ma Ling still wanted to continue, and immediately said:
"I was wrong! I was wrong!"
At this moment, Chen Ya was a bit dumbfounded, but the question of having a sister, as he said, he would rather take the lead... well, anyway, it would be fine if he didn't have a sister.
Seeing this, Ma Ling spared him, but then saw that Chen Ya was about to go out, so she couldn't help asking immediately:
"Where are you going?"
Chen Ya rolled his eyes, and asked with the corners of his mouth:
"I went to the latrine to shit, do I still have to report to you?"
"Go to hell!"
Crackling, and some hot vegetable oil flew over.
But this time, Chen Ya was prepared, but he hid them all, and then let out a cheap laugh, and ran to the latrine behind the bungalow to have a poop.
……
(End of this chapter)
After Chen Ya walked out of the house with a hoe on his shoulder, the sky outside had gradually darkened. At this time, most people in the village were cooking dinner.
In fact, his family also has two acres of fertile land, but due to the absence of his parents, Chen Ya often works outside, so he lent the land to his aunt to plant. What he usually eats, he can go to the field to pick it himself.
After a while, Chen Ya came to his family's farmland. One acre of rice was planted, and it was almost time to harvest. As for the other acre of land, it was green and full of vegetables.
Chen Ya checked and found that there were about six kinds of vegetables, including white radish, lettuce, rape red seeds, green peppers, garlic, and cabbage, all of which were growing well.
Especially lettuce, almost all of them are a bit old, if you don’t eat them anymore, the inside of the rhizome will become empty. Chen Ya immediately swung his hoe, dug up a few tender lettuces, and threw three thick white lettuces from the ground at the same time. radish.
Rapeseed red seeds were also pinched, and they will be taken back to stir-fry later. As for green peppers, garlic, cabbage, etc., Chen Ya picked some by the way, and then returned with a lot of vegetables.
When Chen Ya stepped into the house again, Ma Ling immediately stepped forward to take the vegetables, and complained at the same time:
"When I went, I didn't bring a basket, really."
At this moment, Ma Ling had just washed the rice and cooked it with a rice cooker. Although the conditions in Chen Ya's house were not good, there was still a rice cooker.
Hearing Marshal Ma's complaint, Chen Ya smiled, then put down his hoe, and was about to go into the kitchen to help, but was immediately kicked out by Ma Ling.
"Get out! Get out! The kitchen is a woman's place."
Alright, Chen Ya clapped his hands and said involuntarily:
"Just tell me what you want, there are onions growing in the yard."
Ma Ling rolled her eyes and said:
"What do you need to say? I've already picked up a handful of green onions."
But then, Ma Ling asked:
"Yaya, don't you have meat at home?"
"Have!"
Chen Ya immediately ran to the back room, took a piece of dark bacon from the beam of his house, and then brought it to Ma Ling to show off:
"Look, this is old bacon."
Ma Ling was speechless, reached out and grabbed the bacon, and was about to wash it first, and said at the same time:
"Okay, you stay on the sidelines."
Chen Ya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and when he came to the door of the house, he saw the cracks in the concrete floor, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
This woman is really a beast!
It seemed that we had to get some cement tomorrow to repair the cracks. Chen Ya moved a stool, sat down, and watched Ma Ling busy in the kitchen.
Sitting like this, a little bored, Chen Ya couldn't help asking curiously:
"Are you on vacation now, or have you retired?"
Although Ma Ling would go home once or twice during the holidays, she was by no means as leisurely as she is now, while Chen Ya stayed outside for a long time, and sometimes even did not go home during the New Year, just to save travel expenses .
Ma Ling, who had just washed the vegetables and was holding a kitchen knife, replied casually:
"Retired."
retired?No way, Chen Ya couldn't believe it. Although the career of an athlete was very short, Ma Ling was only 25 years old. She should be able to work for a few more years and win more awards, so Chen Ya questioned:
"Why did you retire so early?"
Ma Ling took a deep look at Chen Ya, and then said:
"It's not necessary, opportunities should be left to young people."
Hearing this, Chen Ya immediately gave a thumbs up. After all, Ma Ling has been the national martial arts champion for several years, and now she chooses to retire and leave the opportunity to young people, which is really worthy of praise.
"Then what are your plans for the future?" Chen Ya asked.
Ma Ling turned on the gas, poured some rapeseed oil into the pot, and it was ready to stir-fry. As for Chen Ya's question, she answered very simply.
"What other plans do you have? Go to the provincial martial arts school as a coach next year."
After finishing speaking, Ma Ling turned to look at Chen Ya and asked:
"Don't talk about me, let's talk about you. I heard from Fatty Qin that you are an internet anchor now?"
Chen Ya nodded and said:
"Well, outdoor anchor."
"It looks like it should be very profitable, otherwise you wouldn't be able to repay the debt so happily." Ma Ling laughed.
Did you guess all this?Chen Ya smiled, but Ma Ling, who was cooking, suddenly asked:
"Yaya, can you bring my mother?"
Chen Ya was taken aback for a moment, a little confused, and immediately said in surprise:
"What do you mean? Take... your mother?"
Ma Ling was also drunk, and immediately said speechlessly:
"It has nothing to do with my mother, you misunderstood! I mean, can you bring me with you when you do live broadcast outdoors?"
From the looks of it, Ma Ling was also quite interested in the webcast, but in fact...she was interested in Chen Ya, otherwise why would she ask such a question?After Chen Ya understood, he immediately shook his head and said:
"Take a sister? Are you kidding me?"
What Chen Ya is doing, isn't he traveling and leading people to broadcast live?I think my life is too long!And he still has a girl, even with Ma Ling's ability, it might not hold him back, but...
In any case, Ma Ling is a woman.
If the aunt came, what would Chen Ya do?
In the next second, almost without thinking, Chen Ya immediately said firmly:
"Let me tell you, even if I bring a pig, I won't take a girl!"
This sentence, Chen Ya said righteousness Lingran, and his words were correct, obviously he still didn't forget Brother Zhu, but Ma Ling, who was cooking, froze all over, and the atmosphere at the scene instantly cooled down.
Would you rather bring a pig than me?Ma Ling turned her head and stared at Chen Ya, then said angrily:
"I'm worse than a pig?"
Chen Ya was taken aback, and felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he waved his hands anxiously and said:
"No no no! You misunderstood, I mean, you are more than a pig..."
However, before she finished speaking, Ma Ling shook the frying pan, and immediately a stream of boiling vegetable oil flew up, and then she took out a spatula, and the crystal clear vegetable oil flew towards Chen Ya with a crackling sound.
"Compare me to a pig? Burn you to death!"
Chen Ya was so frightened that he jumped up quickly and dodged quickly, but a few drops of vegetable oil were still poured on his arm, and he grinned with painful porcelain teeth, and then saw that Ma Ling still wanted to continue, and immediately said:
"I was wrong! I was wrong!"
At this moment, Chen Ya was a bit dumbfounded, but the question of having a sister, as he said, he would rather take the lead... well, anyway, it would be fine if he didn't have a sister.
Seeing this, Ma Ling spared him, but then saw that Chen Ya was about to go out, so she couldn't help asking immediately:
"Where are you going?"
Chen Ya rolled his eyes, and asked with the corners of his mouth:
"I went to the latrine to shit, do I still have to report to you?"
"Go to hell!"
Crackling, and some hot vegetable oil flew over.
But this time, Chen Ya was prepared, but he hid them all, and then let out a cheap laugh, and ran to the latrine behind the bungalow to have a poop.
……
(End of this chapter)
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