Mr. Yangui
Chapter 470 Chapter 4 Wang 7 Chanting
Chapter 470 Chapter [-]
Fangling City is in a mess.
There were shouts and curses.
"Lu Xifa, a cowardly bandit, a coward!"
"Do you dare to go out of the city to fight?"
"You gang of shameless rebels, if you dare to leave the city, you will all be suppressed and killed..."
"Put down your weapons, open the door and kneel down, spare your life..."
Shouting tactics are commonplace on the battlefield.
Zhang Zhihai's vanguard is here for disgusting people.
The purpose of course is to anger Li Wuchang, it is best to make him lose his mind and go out of the city to fight.
Although Zhang Zhihai is not a famous general, he still has basic judgment. It is true that he has subdued some mountain kings temporarily, but it is still very difficult to attack Fangling City.
This city wall is so fucking...too high!
"It's his grandma, I can't bear this bad breath, Master Leng!"
On the north wall of Fangling City, Han Dazhi looked at the arrogant court soldiers under the city wall, and heard all kinds of abuse in his ears, and immediately became angry.
Not only Han Dazhi, but many people couldn't bear it.
Li Wuchang is the supreme commander of the Fashuai Army, and now he is scolded as a "cowardless bandit", "shrinking turtle", "little bastard", etc. Naturally, everyone feels uncomfortable, and they wish they could go out of the city immediately and have a good time.
"Leng Shao, what is your expression? Are you intoxicated?"
Han Dazhi was shocked when he saw that Li Wuchang beside him even showed a smile.
It was an extremely bright smile, not a sinister sneer.
Is Li Wuchang mad and stupid?
Not so much, right?
"Leng Shao?" Han Dazhi called out again.
"It's just a tactic, why are you so excited?"
Li Wuchang waved his hand and said, "They only shout and scold if they don't have the strength to attack hard or if they want to play tricks. I have done this kind of thing in Hongnong City before, it's not a big deal."
Then he glanced at the scolding team with half-closed eyes, shook his head and sighed: "Those people have been scolding for so long, their lips are cracked, and no one offers herbal tea or anything. Zhang Zhihai is not good at being a general. If I were his subordinates, I would definitely strike!"
Han Dazhi: "..."
You are very interested, and you are also concerned about the enemy's scolding team!
"What's the rush, it's just being scolded a few times, this can't be tolerated? If you are really angry, why don't you just find a chance to kill them all in the future?"
Li Wuchang retracted his gaze and said with a smile: "What's more, they didn't even give women underwear, so it's not too much."
Han Dazhi scolded with a smile: "How did your head grow, why did you wear women's underwear again?"
Li Wuchang explained casually: "A story about a villager and an old thief.
The villager wanted to eradicate the old thief in one fell swoop by relying on his large number of people, but the old thief refused to confront the villager.As a result, the villager began to scold. Not only did he scold, he also sent someone to give the old thief a piece of women's underwear, mocking the old thief for being a bitch.
But this old thief is very sharp, he is not angry at all, because he knows that he will definitely win if he exhausts it, there is no need to work hard..."
Han Dazhi rolled his eyes and said, "It's all a mess..."
Li Wuchang spread his hands and said: "Although my eloquence is average, it can't be said to be a mess, right?"
Although I am not as powerful as the old thief Sima, I can learn from his calmness!
Wei Xin and Yang Su at the side smiled knowingly when they heard this endless story.
It is rare for Li Wuchang to be so calm under such circumstances.
If it were an ordinary young man who had such a strong foundation and encountered such a curse, not to mention going out of the city to face the battle immediately, at least he would have to bristle with anger.
Han Dazhi picked up a longbow, loaded it with arrows, and shot towards the scolding team under the city wall.
empty!
After all, the distance is a bit far.
This move, of course, caused a burst of laughter from the people in the city.
Using his eyesight, Jiang Minglun pointed at the big man in the distance, and said, "Isn't that guy Ma Kun?"
Ma Kun was indeed under the city, and at this moment he said loudly: "Little ones, work harder, continue to scold this general until they leave the city..."
Han Dazhi let out a "bah" and said sternly: "That guy Ma Kun... Humph, thanks to the fact that Leng Shao saved his life before, he's just like Liu Qi."
After finishing speaking, he pulled the bow in his hand again, but finally let it go.
Li Wuchang looked at the excited Han Dazhi, looked at Jiang Minglun, and ordered: "Send someone to call Fat Bear over, and ask him to find some tricks to scold those guys in the city, so as to save them from singing a one-man show, which seems boring... "
Jiang Minglun immediately ordered the left and right.
Fat Bear's movements were quick, and he brought a group of talented people under him, some of them were even old fritters from the original reckless camp.
Those people had followed Li Wuchang when Feng Yi was in the southwest, they were all street gangsters, they had done a feat of angering Zhu Changlong from the Hanshui Gang, and they relied on their ability to curse people.
At that time, Feng Yi was going to a decisive battle, and Li Wuchang and Tao Jianyu were ordered to harass Zhu Changlong.
At that time, these ruffians blocked the door to scold, and Zhu Changlong, who scolded him, went crazy on the spot, and immediately sent thousands of people to chase Li Wuchang and Tao Jianyu away. Less than 1000 people ran away. Tao Jianyu was fine, but Li Wuchang took the reckless man Ying almost ran all the way southeast from Feng Yi to Hongnong County.
"Fat Bear, it's up to you!" Li Wuchang smiled faintly.
Fat Bear chuckled, then waved his hand.
Then it's time for the shrew to swear.
Fat Bear's subordinates were all beaten up, and the more they scolded, the more vigorous they became.
From asking the other party's [-]th generation of ancestors why they gave birth to such unworthy offspring, to condemning the neighbor's second uncle's cousin's classmate's classmate's dog for being unruly and merciful everywhere.
The last sentence asked why the other party's face was so strange, and whether his father had done something shameful to the old female donkey at home.
Let the other party feel the reprimand from grandpa in the next sentence.
This one is describing how fraternal the other's mother is.
That one was talking about the little stories that he and his wife had to tell in the grove.
The vulgar ones go directly to the organs.
The more elegant ones go directly to limericks.
It's no problem to spit and spittle, and those who are more enthusiastic will just dance and sway their bodies.
Han Dazhi pricked up his ears and listened carefully for a while, then murmured: "Young Master Leng, where did you find these talents?"
Li Wuchang smiled coquettishly, then sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Ma Kun, right? If you are like this, labor and capital will slap you into the city wall with a slap, and a ninth-grade master will have to chisel with an iron chisel for half a year... ..."
Ma Kun's scalp was numb from being scolded, and he almost vomited blood after hearing this: "Lu Xifa...you, you...you have the guts to fight one-on-one!"
Li Wuchang turned his head, and said arrogantly: "If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures..."
Han Dazhi laughed out loud on the spot.
Lu Desheng was very clever and asked someone to bring herbal tea.
"Brothers, let's moisten our throats, add herbs and sugar..."
Fat Bear picked up a bowl of herbal tea and drank it down, cleared his throat, and sang: "Drink our wine, breathe up and down without coughing, drink our wine..."
so special,
Are you showing off to the people in the city that you have herbal tea?
(End of this chapter)
Fangling City is in a mess.
There were shouts and curses.
"Lu Xifa, a cowardly bandit, a coward!"
"Do you dare to go out of the city to fight?"
"You gang of shameless rebels, if you dare to leave the city, you will all be suppressed and killed..."
"Put down your weapons, open the door and kneel down, spare your life..."
Shouting tactics are commonplace on the battlefield.
Zhang Zhihai's vanguard is here for disgusting people.
The purpose of course is to anger Li Wuchang, it is best to make him lose his mind and go out of the city to fight.
Although Zhang Zhihai is not a famous general, he still has basic judgment. It is true that he has subdued some mountain kings temporarily, but it is still very difficult to attack Fangling City.
This city wall is so fucking...too high!
"It's his grandma, I can't bear this bad breath, Master Leng!"
On the north wall of Fangling City, Han Dazhi looked at the arrogant court soldiers under the city wall, and heard all kinds of abuse in his ears, and immediately became angry.
Not only Han Dazhi, but many people couldn't bear it.
Li Wuchang is the supreme commander of the Fashuai Army, and now he is scolded as a "cowardless bandit", "shrinking turtle", "little bastard", etc. Naturally, everyone feels uncomfortable, and they wish they could go out of the city immediately and have a good time.
"Leng Shao, what is your expression? Are you intoxicated?"
Han Dazhi was shocked when he saw that Li Wuchang beside him even showed a smile.
It was an extremely bright smile, not a sinister sneer.
Is Li Wuchang mad and stupid?
Not so much, right?
"Leng Shao?" Han Dazhi called out again.
"It's just a tactic, why are you so excited?"
Li Wuchang waved his hand and said, "They only shout and scold if they don't have the strength to attack hard or if they want to play tricks. I have done this kind of thing in Hongnong City before, it's not a big deal."
Then he glanced at the scolding team with half-closed eyes, shook his head and sighed: "Those people have been scolding for so long, their lips are cracked, and no one offers herbal tea or anything. Zhang Zhihai is not good at being a general. If I were his subordinates, I would definitely strike!"
Han Dazhi: "..."
You are very interested, and you are also concerned about the enemy's scolding team!
"What's the rush, it's just being scolded a few times, this can't be tolerated? If you are really angry, why don't you just find a chance to kill them all in the future?"
Li Wuchang retracted his gaze and said with a smile: "What's more, they didn't even give women underwear, so it's not too much."
Han Dazhi scolded with a smile: "How did your head grow, why did you wear women's underwear again?"
Li Wuchang explained casually: "A story about a villager and an old thief.
The villager wanted to eradicate the old thief in one fell swoop by relying on his large number of people, but the old thief refused to confront the villager.As a result, the villager began to scold. Not only did he scold, he also sent someone to give the old thief a piece of women's underwear, mocking the old thief for being a bitch.
But this old thief is very sharp, he is not angry at all, because he knows that he will definitely win if he exhausts it, there is no need to work hard..."
Han Dazhi rolled his eyes and said, "It's all a mess..."
Li Wuchang spread his hands and said: "Although my eloquence is average, it can't be said to be a mess, right?"
Although I am not as powerful as the old thief Sima, I can learn from his calmness!
Wei Xin and Yang Su at the side smiled knowingly when they heard this endless story.
It is rare for Li Wuchang to be so calm under such circumstances.
If it were an ordinary young man who had such a strong foundation and encountered such a curse, not to mention going out of the city to face the battle immediately, at least he would have to bristle with anger.
Han Dazhi picked up a longbow, loaded it with arrows, and shot towards the scolding team under the city wall.
empty!
After all, the distance is a bit far.
This move, of course, caused a burst of laughter from the people in the city.
Using his eyesight, Jiang Minglun pointed at the big man in the distance, and said, "Isn't that guy Ma Kun?"
Ma Kun was indeed under the city, and at this moment he said loudly: "Little ones, work harder, continue to scold this general until they leave the city..."
Han Dazhi let out a "bah" and said sternly: "That guy Ma Kun... Humph, thanks to the fact that Leng Shao saved his life before, he's just like Liu Qi."
After finishing speaking, he pulled the bow in his hand again, but finally let it go.
Li Wuchang looked at the excited Han Dazhi, looked at Jiang Minglun, and ordered: "Send someone to call Fat Bear over, and ask him to find some tricks to scold those guys in the city, so as to save them from singing a one-man show, which seems boring... "
Jiang Minglun immediately ordered the left and right.
Fat Bear's movements were quick, and he brought a group of talented people under him, some of them were even old fritters from the original reckless camp.
Those people had followed Li Wuchang when Feng Yi was in the southwest, they were all street gangsters, they had done a feat of angering Zhu Changlong from the Hanshui Gang, and they relied on their ability to curse people.
At that time, Feng Yi was going to a decisive battle, and Li Wuchang and Tao Jianyu were ordered to harass Zhu Changlong.
At that time, these ruffians blocked the door to scold, and Zhu Changlong, who scolded him, went crazy on the spot, and immediately sent thousands of people to chase Li Wuchang and Tao Jianyu away. Less than 1000 people ran away. Tao Jianyu was fine, but Li Wuchang took the reckless man Ying almost ran all the way southeast from Feng Yi to Hongnong County.
"Fat Bear, it's up to you!" Li Wuchang smiled faintly.
Fat Bear chuckled, then waved his hand.
Then it's time for the shrew to swear.
Fat Bear's subordinates were all beaten up, and the more they scolded, the more vigorous they became.
From asking the other party's [-]th generation of ancestors why they gave birth to such unworthy offspring, to condemning the neighbor's second uncle's cousin's classmate's classmate's dog for being unruly and merciful everywhere.
The last sentence asked why the other party's face was so strange, and whether his father had done something shameful to the old female donkey at home.
Let the other party feel the reprimand from grandpa in the next sentence.
This one is describing how fraternal the other's mother is.
That one was talking about the little stories that he and his wife had to tell in the grove.
The vulgar ones go directly to the organs.
The more elegant ones go directly to limericks.
It's no problem to spit and spittle, and those who are more enthusiastic will just dance and sway their bodies.
Han Dazhi pricked up his ears and listened carefully for a while, then murmured: "Young Master Leng, where did you find these talents?"
Li Wuchang smiled coquettishly, then sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Ma Kun, right? If you are like this, labor and capital will slap you into the city wall with a slap, and a ninth-grade master will have to chisel with an iron chisel for half a year... ..."
Ma Kun's scalp was numb from being scolded, and he almost vomited blood after hearing this: "Lu Xifa...you, you...you have the guts to fight one-on-one!"
Li Wuchang turned his head, and said arrogantly: "If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures..."
Han Dazhi laughed out loud on the spot.
Lu Desheng was very clever and asked someone to bring herbal tea.
"Brothers, let's moisten our throats, add herbs and sugar..."
Fat Bear picked up a bowl of herbal tea and drank it down, cleared his throat, and sang: "Drink our wine, breathe up and down without coughing, drink our wine..."
so special,
Are you showing off to the people in the city that you have herbal tea?
(End of this chapter)
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