Shaolin Bajue
Chapter 1159 Fang Jianming and the Pig
Chapter 1159 Fang Jianming and the Pig
Diancang Mountain, also known as Cangshan Mountain, is majestic and majestic, stretching across the territory of Dali.Diancang Nineteen Peaks, towering into the clouds, with snow-capped peaks, known as "Cangshan Snow", is one of the four major landscapes in Dali.There is a stream flowing between every two peaks, and flows into the famous Erhai Lake in Dali.
In the deep winter season, Baili is dark, covered with silver, and as white as clouds.Of course, this is a scene seen from afar, and after going deep into it, one finds that greenery can be seen everywhere, as if it is not winter, but a season full of spring.
As early as a few months ago, on a vast grassland in Diancang Mountain, a group of martial arts people came, and they invited a large number of craftsmen to build a palace here.A few days ago, for some unknown reason, a large number of officers and soldiers came. The people in the martial arts also said that the officers and soldiers came to "encircle and suppress", and they almost clashed with the officers and soldiers.
Unexpectedly, those officers and soldiers came to help them build the palace.Thus, within a short period of time, a magnificent palace was built.If you look at it from the top of the mountain, it occupies a lot of land, with a total of eight courtyards. The palace in the center is far taller and more spectacular than other buildings.
But just three days ago, every night, from the depths of the palace, there were bursts of strange noises from time to time, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, people who didn't know the reason, and said it was haunted.Actually not.
Early this morning, in a courtyard planted with flowers and plants deep in the palace, a person opened the door and walked out.This is a man with a tall and straight figure, although he is not very handsome, but he looks very comfortable.He is about 25 years old and has a short beard on his lips. When he smiles, his eyes seem to speak, and even the beard on his lips is more attractive than others.
Stretching out his hand to stroke his beard, the man smiled slightly and practiced kung fu in the open space in the courtyard.Every punch and every kick of his was so casual, without deliberate effort, as if it was only for strengthening the body, not for fighting with others.
After the man practiced for a while, he drew back his body and let out a breath. In the blink of an eye, he saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old maid standing in the corridor stupidly holding a pot of hot water.
The man smiled and said, "Are you fetching water to wash my face?"
The servant girl was startled suddenly, a blushing flashed across her face, and she said in surprise, "Master, are you awake?"
The man walked towards her and said as he walked, "Yes, I even punched her." When he came to the servant girl, he took the washbasin from her hand, saw a long towel soaked in hot water, and put it on I washed my face in the corridor.
The servant girl panicked and wanted to serve Fang Jianming, but Fang Jianming would not let her serve him. Seeing that she was about to cry, he had to hand the washbasin to her and ask her to pour out the water.
Just as the maid left, she suddenly heard a gust of fragrant wind blowing in. The man's eyes lit up, and he saw two stunning women walking in.The two stunning women are both dressed in white, the one on the left is slightly older.
"Okay, you're awake, I thought you were going to sleep through this year." said the stunning woman who was slightly older.
The man was startled, and said, "What day is it today?"
The stunning woman on the right smiled and said: "The day after tomorrow is New Year's Eve, what day do you think is today?"
The man thought for a while, scratched his head, and said, "If you put it this way, I've been asleep for about ten days. It's okay, it's okay, I'm afraid I'll miss the grand ceremony for the founding of the gang."
The slightly older woman stared and said: "It's okay? You really know how to say, do you know that you have been crying and howling in your sleep for the past few days, and we are all tortured by you to the point of going crazy."
The man said in a daze: "Wolf cries and howls? Sister Yiyi, you won't be using idioms again?"
Bai Yiyi said: "I don't use idioms indiscriminately. In the past few days, you have been crying and laughing in your sleep. What is it if you are not crying and howling? What did you dream about?"
Fang Jianming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to himself: "I was sad and laughed in my dream, could it be because of this?" He said casually: "Ah, I dreamed about Amao, so I laughed happily, and then it came out of the dream. When I left, I cried again sadly."
Bai Yiyi opened her eyes wide and said, "Really?"
Fang Jianming said: "If you don't believe me, you will come to my dream tonight."
Bai Yiyi let out a "bah", blushing and said: "Who is going to your dream? You are dreaming."
Long Biyun smiled and said, "Hey, Sister Bai, I remember you told me that you once appeared in his dream, is it true? He wants you to go to his dream, isn't it... "Bai Yiyi stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, not letting her continue.Afterwards, both of them laughed, and they were immediately brighter than the flowers in the garden.
Fang Jianming stared blankly, but he didn't understand the situation at this moment, he walked out, and said as he walked, "Is there anything to eat? I'm so hungry."
Bai Yiyi said: "Eat, eat, eat your head. Apart from sleeping, you eat, what's the difference with a pig?" Long Biyun said with a smile: "You go to the left, and when you see a round door, go in and turn right , the lobby is not far away, we'll get you something to eat."
After Fang Jianming walked out of the yard, he didn't forget to say: "That's right, don't forget to bring me some wine." Bai Yiyi was so angry that she wanted to chase him out and grab his ears.
What Long Biyunyun said was right, Fang Jianming arrived in the hall not long after under her guidance.Entering the hall, Fang Jianming saw a pot of freshly brewed tea on the table, so he poured a cup casually. While drinking, he suddenly saw a maid running in and said angrily, "Who are you? You can drink this tea." ?"
Fang Jianming was stunned, seeing the servant girl looking at him angrily, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Is this tea very precious? Why can't I drink it?"
The servant girl said: "This is the top Pu'er tea, not to mention you, even Mr. Zhang, it is extremely difficult to drink it."
Fang Jianming said: "Master Zhang? Are you talking about Mr. Zhang Daqian?"
The servant girl raised her eyebrows and said, "You are so brave. How dare you call Mr. Zhang by his name. Wait for me to call Mr. Gao and let him punish you." After saying that, she was about to go out.
At this time, Long Biyun and Bai Yiyi came in with wine and dishes.When the servant girl saw it, she said, "Okay, now you have to suffer. Miss, I don't know where this person came from..."
Long Biyun said: "Xiaoyu, help us. Why? Don't you always want to see the leader? The leader is right in front of you."
After hearing this, Xiaoyu turned pale with fright, and said in a trembling voice, "He...he is..."
Fang Jianming put on a majestic look, and said: "Xiaoyu, can I drink the top-notch Pu'er tea?" Xiaoyu's legs softened and she was about to kneel down. Fang Jianming was startled, and raised her hand, Xiaoyu immediately knelt down not go down.
"Look at you, you will scare people." Bai Yiyi pulled Xiaoyu, pointed to Fang Jianming and said to Xiaoyu: "Don't be afraid of him, although this guy looks fierce, he is actually very soft-hearted."
Fang Jianming chuckled and said, "Miss Xiaoyu, don't mind, I was just joking with you."
Xiaoyu gathered herself together, for the past few days, she often heard the young lady say how kind and amiable the leader is, and seeing her now, it was indeed so, she hurriedly said: "Maid girl Xiaoyu, I have met the leader."
Fang Jianming waved his hand and said with a smile: "From now on, we will be a family. Don't be restrained. I don't like it." After speaking, he sat on the stool, grabbed the jug, and took three big gulps.
Long Biyun said: "You are a real person, drink without eating, be careful."
Fang Jianming patted his chest and said with a smile: "It's okay, look at how strong I am."
Bai Yiyi gave him a white look, and said, "The cow is also very strong."
After hearing this, Xiaoyu couldn't help but let out a "card" smile, and then covered her mouth and snickered.
Fang Jianming didn't know what being indecent was, he gorged on food and vegetables, and he ate four bowls after a while, still feeling unsatisfied.But because I still have to drink, I have to give up rice.
Bai Yiyi sat on the side and said: "I said earlier, you are no different from a pig. Look, you ate four bowls of rice in one go. Isn't it a pig? And it's still a big fat pig."
As soon as the words were finished, someone outside the hall laughed and said: "Who is saying that brother Fang is a pig?" Following the words, a person walked in, but it was Guan Shanyue.
(End of this chapter)
Diancang Mountain, also known as Cangshan Mountain, is majestic and majestic, stretching across the territory of Dali.Diancang Nineteen Peaks, towering into the clouds, with snow-capped peaks, known as "Cangshan Snow", is one of the four major landscapes in Dali.There is a stream flowing between every two peaks, and flows into the famous Erhai Lake in Dali.
In the deep winter season, Baili is dark, covered with silver, and as white as clouds.Of course, this is a scene seen from afar, and after going deep into it, one finds that greenery can be seen everywhere, as if it is not winter, but a season full of spring.
As early as a few months ago, on a vast grassland in Diancang Mountain, a group of martial arts people came, and they invited a large number of craftsmen to build a palace here.A few days ago, for some unknown reason, a large number of officers and soldiers came. The people in the martial arts also said that the officers and soldiers came to "encircle and suppress", and they almost clashed with the officers and soldiers.
Unexpectedly, those officers and soldiers came to help them build the palace.Thus, within a short period of time, a magnificent palace was built.If you look at it from the top of the mountain, it occupies a lot of land, with a total of eight courtyards. The palace in the center is far taller and more spectacular than other buildings.
But just three days ago, every night, from the depths of the palace, there were bursts of strange noises from time to time, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, people who didn't know the reason, and said it was haunted.Actually not.
Early this morning, in a courtyard planted with flowers and plants deep in the palace, a person opened the door and walked out.This is a man with a tall and straight figure, although he is not very handsome, but he looks very comfortable.He is about 25 years old and has a short beard on his lips. When he smiles, his eyes seem to speak, and even the beard on his lips is more attractive than others.
Stretching out his hand to stroke his beard, the man smiled slightly and practiced kung fu in the open space in the courtyard.Every punch and every kick of his was so casual, without deliberate effort, as if it was only for strengthening the body, not for fighting with others.
After the man practiced for a while, he drew back his body and let out a breath. In the blink of an eye, he saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old maid standing in the corridor stupidly holding a pot of hot water.
The man smiled and said, "Are you fetching water to wash my face?"
The servant girl was startled suddenly, a blushing flashed across her face, and she said in surprise, "Master, are you awake?"
The man walked towards her and said as he walked, "Yes, I even punched her." When he came to the servant girl, he took the washbasin from her hand, saw a long towel soaked in hot water, and put it on I washed my face in the corridor.
The servant girl panicked and wanted to serve Fang Jianming, but Fang Jianming would not let her serve him. Seeing that she was about to cry, he had to hand the washbasin to her and ask her to pour out the water.
Just as the maid left, she suddenly heard a gust of fragrant wind blowing in. The man's eyes lit up, and he saw two stunning women walking in.The two stunning women are both dressed in white, the one on the left is slightly older.
"Okay, you're awake, I thought you were going to sleep through this year." said the stunning woman who was slightly older.
The man was startled, and said, "What day is it today?"
The stunning woman on the right smiled and said: "The day after tomorrow is New Year's Eve, what day do you think is today?"
The man thought for a while, scratched his head, and said, "If you put it this way, I've been asleep for about ten days. It's okay, it's okay, I'm afraid I'll miss the grand ceremony for the founding of the gang."
The slightly older woman stared and said: "It's okay? You really know how to say, do you know that you have been crying and howling in your sleep for the past few days, and we are all tortured by you to the point of going crazy."
The man said in a daze: "Wolf cries and howls? Sister Yiyi, you won't be using idioms again?"
Bai Yiyi said: "I don't use idioms indiscriminately. In the past few days, you have been crying and laughing in your sleep. What is it if you are not crying and howling? What did you dream about?"
Fang Jianming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to himself: "I was sad and laughed in my dream, could it be because of this?" He said casually: "Ah, I dreamed about Amao, so I laughed happily, and then it came out of the dream. When I left, I cried again sadly."
Bai Yiyi opened her eyes wide and said, "Really?"
Fang Jianming said: "If you don't believe me, you will come to my dream tonight."
Bai Yiyi let out a "bah", blushing and said: "Who is going to your dream? You are dreaming."
Long Biyun smiled and said, "Hey, Sister Bai, I remember you told me that you once appeared in his dream, is it true? He wants you to go to his dream, isn't it... "Bai Yiyi stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, not letting her continue.Afterwards, both of them laughed, and they were immediately brighter than the flowers in the garden.
Fang Jianming stared blankly, but he didn't understand the situation at this moment, he walked out, and said as he walked, "Is there anything to eat? I'm so hungry."
Bai Yiyi said: "Eat, eat, eat your head. Apart from sleeping, you eat, what's the difference with a pig?" Long Biyun said with a smile: "You go to the left, and when you see a round door, go in and turn right , the lobby is not far away, we'll get you something to eat."
After Fang Jianming walked out of the yard, he didn't forget to say: "That's right, don't forget to bring me some wine." Bai Yiyi was so angry that she wanted to chase him out and grab his ears.
What Long Biyunyun said was right, Fang Jianming arrived in the hall not long after under her guidance.Entering the hall, Fang Jianming saw a pot of freshly brewed tea on the table, so he poured a cup casually. While drinking, he suddenly saw a maid running in and said angrily, "Who are you? You can drink this tea." ?"
Fang Jianming was stunned, seeing the servant girl looking at him angrily, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Is this tea very precious? Why can't I drink it?"
The servant girl said: "This is the top Pu'er tea, not to mention you, even Mr. Zhang, it is extremely difficult to drink it."
Fang Jianming said: "Master Zhang? Are you talking about Mr. Zhang Daqian?"
The servant girl raised her eyebrows and said, "You are so brave. How dare you call Mr. Zhang by his name. Wait for me to call Mr. Gao and let him punish you." After saying that, she was about to go out.
At this time, Long Biyun and Bai Yiyi came in with wine and dishes.When the servant girl saw it, she said, "Okay, now you have to suffer. Miss, I don't know where this person came from..."
Long Biyun said: "Xiaoyu, help us. Why? Don't you always want to see the leader? The leader is right in front of you."
After hearing this, Xiaoyu turned pale with fright, and said in a trembling voice, "He...he is..."
Fang Jianming put on a majestic look, and said: "Xiaoyu, can I drink the top-notch Pu'er tea?" Xiaoyu's legs softened and she was about to kneel down. Fang Jianming was startled, and raised her hand, Xiaoyu immediately knelt down not go down.
"Look at you, you will scare people." Bai Yiyi pulled Xiaoyu, pointed to Fang Jianming and said to Xiaoyu: "Don't be afraid of him, although this guy looks fierce, he is actually very soft-hearted."
Fang Jianming chuckled and said, "Miss Xiaoyu, don't mind, I was just joking with you."
Xiaoyu gathered herself together, for the past few days, she often heard the young lady say how kind and amiable the leader is, and seeing her now, it was indeed so, she hurriedly said: "Maid girl Xiaoyu, I have met the leader."
Fang Jianming waved his hand and said with a smile: "From now on, we will be a family. Don't be restrained. I don't like it." After speaking, he sat on the stool, grabbed the jug, and took three big gulps.
Long Biyun said: "You are a real person, drink without eating, be careful."
Fang Jianming patted his chest and said with a smile: "It's okay, look at how strong I am."
Bai Yiyi gave him a white look, and said, "The cow is also very strong."
After hearing this, Xiaoyu couldn't help but let out a "card" smile, and then covered her mouth and snickered.
Fang Jianming didn't know what being indecent was, he gorged on food and vegetables, and he ate four bowls after a while, still feeling unsatisfied.But because I still have to drink, I have to give up rice.
Bai Yiyi sat on the side and said: "I said earlier, you are no different from a pig. Look, you ate four bowls of rice in one go. Isn't it a pig? And it's still a big fat pig."
As soon as the words were finished, someone outside the hall laughed and said: "Who is saying that brother Fang is a pig?" Following the words, a person walked in, but it was Guan Shanyue.
(End of this chapter)
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